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Promos are due by Friday August 17th @ 6PM EST

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Six Man Tag Match
DC & Exo & Judge w/ Wilma vs. Johnny Blade & Jason & Jack Crawford w/ Stacy

Triple Threat
Josh vs. John Public vs. Stick

Singles Match
Unstoppable Force vs. Crusher

Tag Team Match
Masque & Joker vs. Riot Makers

Singles Match
Vanilla Gorilla w/ Peabody vs. Ricky Thunder

Hardcore Match
Juice vs. Black Dragon

Singles Match
Gel Mibson vs. Don "The Solar Con" Smith

Hardcore Match
Corey Taylor vs. Cryptic

off this week - Joseph Schmo, Alli Sabbah, Curry Muncher, Troy, Demon
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*This Fire Burns as Jason and Stacy make their way down to the ring to some cheers from the crowd as Jason holds the rope open for his girlfriend and grabs a mic as he gets in*

Jason - Last week I made a challenge to Thugged Out for them to put their tag team titles on the line against me and Josh,I told them to chose the time and the place and instead doing that they go on and tell me to put my girlfriend on the line too.So that would mean if we lost I would lose something so special to me,and I just couldn't live with myself if that ever happened so I had to decline.

*Some boos from the crowd*

Jason - I knew you people wouldn't like it but honestly what you like doesn't matter to me,what matters to me is keeping my girlfriend by my side

*Stacy gives him a hug and kiss on the cheek*

Jason - Now tonight I face one half of Thugged Out Exo where he teams up with DC and Judge,whereas I team up with the man who's getting a world title shot Johnny Blade and a man who gets a shot at the tv title Jack Crawford

*Crowd cheers at the mentioning of that*

Jason - Well tonight they team up with a former world and tv champ and I'll let them handle Judge and DC,the guy I want is Exo and after tonight he's gonna wish he's gonna wish he was never born!

*Jason throws down the mic as Stacy hugs on him again as they make their way out of the ring*
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*A limo pulls up and DC and Wilma step out...Hugh Miller comes up to them*

Hugh: DC, I need a quick word with you.

DC: Oh really now, you need a word with me, well what is it Hugh?

Hugh: Champ tonight you will be teaming up with Judge and Exo to take on the team of Jack Crawford, Jason and the man you will face at Absolute Power for the World Title, Johnny Blade, what are you thoughts?

DC: Quite simply put Hugh, these guys don't have a chance, but before I tell you why, let me do what I wanted to do last week and that is formally introduce the client, Wilma.

Wilma: Thanks DC.

DC: You see Hugh, everyone thought that Wilma disappeared, but that wasn't the case...nope, she was out doing what needed to be done..she was in the process of forming the greatest stable in the history of professional wrestling...and then she made the biggest return in the biggest match at the biggest ppv of the year.

Hugh: Yeah but what about your match tonight?

Wilma: you don't get it do you Hugh...it's not about tonight, it's not about next week...it is about one thing...being the best, and I have found the best, Tonight you will witness that.

DC: That's right, these guys are nothing compared to us...I mean look at the gold that will be brought to the ring in this match, and it all belongs to one team...Tonight, my opponents are laughable...tonight we take on Jason, who is so worried about that sex tape, that he can hardly bring himself to come to the ring...And a rookie..yeah the guy looked good the past few weeks, but really a rookie?

Wilma: And don't forget Johnny Blade.

DC: Blade? Oh yeah...almost forgot about him...the new number one contender for the world title...and why because he lost the TV Title? Or because he got beat in a fatal fourway? Blade, I used to say you were a garbage wrestler because of your hardcore background, well now your wrestling is just garbage...Blade must be the luckiest son of a bitch alive to get this shot...but tonight you get a preview of what will happen next week.

Wilma: You tell him champ.

DC: And before you ask Hugh, about the little disagreement last week with Judge, well that will be taken care of...he understands his role in all of this, and realizes he made a mistake, but tonight we will put that all behind us, when we team up with one half of the tag team champions, Exo...tonight one of the most dominant six man teams in the history of the IWO, will bring punishment to three undeserving souls. Tonight the Dogpound is open for business!

*DC and Wilma walk into the building*
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*Camera pans in a dark room full with shelves on each side containing projector films. The only light in the room is two small candles on the right and left side of the room on the wall. The walls are stained profanity messages written in blood. In the middle of the room is a large desk with an old style projector on it. A shadow appears begins to appear in front of the projector desk and it is Corey walking around the white screen and comes into the camera's view.

Peace...A word that has been pursued since the dawn of time. People have been trying to create world peace for centuries. Most of the time this is a rather futile effort. Any time that any such conflict was resolved usually as time passes the conflict or a new conflict will arise. This is why I have always chosen chaos. Chaos is the only thing that really resolves anything in this world. Through peace people reconsile their differences for some time until they get bored with it and realize that they want to be the dominant side. Through chaos a conflict will be ultimately resolved by force. Yes one side will not like the outcome but that is life. Everything is not going to go your way. I know this more than anyone. People that shove their peace bullshit down people's throats disgust me! Who are you to try to change ones ways?! The only way to truly resolve something is to fight it out and see who is the better man, woman, or group, etc. People like you Cryptic need to be dealt with. Whiney dick heads like you should get their fucking balls cut off! Would perfectly fit your personality and persona. You want to fucking try to bring peace to the IWO? In that case you my friend are a threat to me and my destiny. I believe that I was brought to the IWO to deliver total chaos and terror to this organization. This means that I must put an end to all of your horse shit Cryptic. I'm sure your sitting there trying to say that all these points that I am making are wrong. Lets dig a little deeper shall we?

*Corey flips on the projector and the film contains some footage of the Civil War. Clips of battles between the North and the South is shown.

Two sides that come from the same place. Former members of a United Nation clashed with a conflict about using human beings of a minority race as slaves. The northern people were industrious people who worked for their own livings and were not supporters of forcing people to do their labor. On the flip side the plantation filled south needed laborers to keep buisness going. They turned to minority slaves to do all the dirty work for them. They bickered, they quarrled until it finally came to a boiling point and southern states begin to leave the union of the United States. Battles waged, blood was shed, and lives were taken all in order to prove whose beliefs and dreams were going to win the day. Im sure there were some nay sayers like you Cryptic who just sat back and cryed..."Lets all get along. Lets not fight. LETS HAVE PEACE!" FUCK THAT CRYPTIC. PEOPLE LIKE YOU JUST SAT THERE PISSING AND MOANING WHILE PEOPLE WERE GIVING THEIR LIVES!

*Corey takes out the current film and puts in another. Clips of WWII battles between the Allied and Axis Powers is shown. Corey turns back towards the Camera.*

Lets go even further in time Cryptic you bitch. Look at this Cryptic. Two sides with different beliefs are putting their lives on the line to win over this conflict. Once again I don't give two shits about either side or what their beliefs were. I respect both sides for having the balls to kill themselves to gain supremecy. Everyone hates Adolf Hitler and the Nazi's because of their racial beliefs. I on the other hand respect them for pursuing their dreams and what they believed to be their destiny. They did not care what others thought or said and took every step they could to rule this world and create what they thought was a perfect race. Don't call me a Nazi yet though Cryptic. I am far from it. I also respect the Allies for defending their way of life and taking lives in order to keep their dreams. While the two sides were yes, highly different. They all had one thing in common, they turned to chaos in order to prove their point. They turned to chaos so that they could fulfill their destiny and reign supreme. This conflict had a profound inpact on how we all live our everyday lives, yet people like YOU CRYPTIC...IDLY SAT BACK AND THREW UP TWO FINGERS AND TRIED TO TELL EVERYONE TO BE FUCKING FRIENDS. FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU CRYPTIC! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY NOTHING GETS RESOLVED IN THIS WORLD!

*Corey slams a fist down on the desk really hard causing the current film to skip and not work properly. Corey takes a deep breathe and walks past the camera and through the door. The camera follows as Corey was pacing through some woods. Hippie music can be heard from afar.*

People like you are the reason everything in this world does not get resolved Cryptic, while people like me are the reason that conflicts are put to rest. Chaos will always reign supreme over "Peace". I know deep in your heart and in the back of your hemp filled mind you know that all the things I have said tonight are correct. You know that your lifestyle and persona is nothing but a pathetic joke. You will go no where in life and you will achieve absolutely nothing in the IWO Cryptic. I know your sitting there in that locker room smoking a joint and shaking your head at all of this with a stupid smile on your face. So I have decided to show one final presentation *grin*. This is what will really take the cake so to speak. Make sure you fucking pay attention Cryptic. If this doesn't get through to you...nothing will my friend.

*Corey walks through a little more woods and comes to an open field with a dead head hippie festival going on. Shrooms, weed, long hair, and tie die can be seen every where. People are dancing around a huge bon fire to the sounds of Grateful Dead. Everyone is in a happy and high mood.*

Look at them. Mindless drug abusing freaks. What simple minded way of life. Sitting around fires, talking about how groovy and cool everything is, and dressing like a fucking fool. This is what peace has come to. A bunch of dirty, non goal oriented, worthless pieces of shit dancing around a fire to shitty music. What do you think Cryptic? I'm sure this reminds you of your glory days of being a pathetic dead head. I think it's high time that I put some life into this party. How does that sound Cryptic? I'm almost certain right now that stupid smirk on your face is gone and there is a look of concern on your face as your "brothers" are in danger now. Be sure to pay attention to the last segement of this presentation "Peaceful One".

*Corey slowly walks into the field and sarcastically does a little dance to the music that he hates. Some of the hippies notice and walk over with unhappy looks on their faces. Corey stands there giggleing at the sight of the men.*

Hippie: Thats not cool man. Why don't you go back to the Mosh pit where you belong dude.

HAS ANYONE NOT LEARNED YET? EVERYONE WILL SOON KNOW THAT IT IS NOT WISE TO FUCKING PISS ME OFF! LETS PLAY MOTHER FUCKERS!*

*Two of the hippies quickly grab each of Coreys arms and holds him in place while the third comes in for a haymaker. Corey uses his legs to leap upward and wrap them around the third hippies neck. Corey lets out a loud yell as he uses his legs to snap his neck. Corey brings his feet back to the ground and with one tremendous arm flail the other two men fly through the air and land flat on their backs. Corey quickly picks up one of them by their neck and squeezes until blood starts to pour out of his mouth. After a few shakes he chucks the man hard and he slams into a tree and falls down to his death.*

COMON YOU COWARDS. EVERYONE ONE OF YOU COME TRY TO EVEN PUT A SCRATCH ON ME. LETS FUCKING SEE WHAT YOU GOT. PUT DOWN THE PAYODY AND GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!

*Many of the men come charging at Corey. The first one gets a football like shoulder strike from Corey that sends him flying back into the enormous fire. The next couple throw a few missing punches at Corey and then he smashes their faces together as blood streams through the air as they fall to the ground. More men are charging at Corey and are screaming profanity at him. Corey drops to his knees and delivers two low blows simultaneously and delivers a double drop kick to the two men behind them. The last man charging gets a kick to the gut and Corey hoists him on his shoulders. Corey spins around a couple times and delivers a huge Dualtiy Driver into the fire. Corey laughs hysterically and sees a flag with a peace sign on it. He walks over and grabs it.*

This concludes my presentation of how and why my style of life better than yours Cryptic. There is only one thing left to do. Make you feel pain like you have never felt. If you think that what Force did to you last week was terrifying, just wait until you step into the ring with me at Redemption. You will bleed crimson. I can't wait to hear you scream Cryptic.

*Holds the Flag up.*

This symbol, should not exist. Why do you ask? Simply because in all actuality peace does not exist. It is my mission to cause chaos through out this world. This is for everyones own good. It also is part of my destiny. Cryptic is my next road block on the way to fulfilling my dreams. Come Redemption...Peace will be....No more.


*Corey chucks the flag into the fire and the camera zooms in and fades out to the flag disintegrateing until none of it remains.
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*Judge is wandering through the backstage area with his title slung over his shoulder. Millar timidly approaches him for an interview.*

Judge: What the fuck smells so rotten *Judge looks around and sees Hugh*. Oh its you. What the hell do you want shit stain?

Millar: Well I'm here to interview you about your match this week. There's no need to be rude.

Judge: *Looks pissed* Did you just tell me off? Did you just tell one of the leading members of the IWO's greatest stables off? You looking to get the shit kicked out of you? No? Didn't think so. Now shut the fuck up and listen to what the champ *Judge taps his belt* has to say about his match this week.

This week I team with Exo and DC to take on Jhonny Blade, the star of the worlds first 2 second porno film Jason *Millar looks confused*, thats a premature ejeculation joke fucktard, and finally, the challenger for my TV title at the next PPV Jack the so called Beast Crawford.

Millar: Wait a second. You chose Jason and Jhonny Blade as your team mates for the structure of doom. Why are you running them down?

Judge: Look Millar I'm gonna make this simple for you. Those two guys have talent regardless of their questionable personal lives and there inability to charm the pants of the worlds fattest hooker. But at the end of the day regardless of their talent in the ring they are facing the greatest wrestling faction ever formed. We are 'The Unstoppables'. Now do I really have to spell this out for you? Or can you figure out what that means on your own?

Millar: That your unstoppable?

Judge: Well done. Anything else shit stain?

Millar: I wanted to ask you about some of your controversial choices in the draft and more particularly about your recent fighting with the world champ DC. He claims that you have figured out your differences. Is that true?

Judge: What? You went to him before you came to me? *Judge looks a little bit irritated for a moment but then wipes the expression of his face when he sees the camera focused on him* Anyway, I'm gonna lay it on the line for you. 'The Unstoppables' have never been in more agreement than we are now. We have never been stronger. We have never been more formidable. But that being said in the Structure of Doom match I have a chance to prove myself against DC in a little bit of friendly competition. I have the chance to prove, what I'm sure he realises, that I am the leader of this stable. I created the name, I helped DC form the stable, hell I was in touch with Wilma and egging her to make a return before she eventually decided to do it.

Millar: I'm not sure DC would agree with this...

Judge: It doesn't matter what DC....what I meant to say is that, whilst he may not say it, he agrees with it and would be willing to fight to the death to keep me where I belong. At the top of the IWO.

Millar: If thats the case why hasn't he given you a shot at his title?

Judge: *Judge again looks annoyed but wipes the expression away again* Well see this is once again where the Structure of Doom match comes in. I'm sure once my team is victorious I will be given a shot at the World Title because DC is a honest respectable individual. Look out for that Title Match by the way because after my stellar drafting last week there is no way I'm losing that match and therefore my long deserved title opportunity is bound to follow and I assure you it will be a classic. Now if you don't mind I have a match to prepare for.

Millar: Thank you for your time.

Judge: The pleasure was all yours.

*Camera fades out*
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*Joker is seen looking in a dark alley for Masque*

Joker: That fool is never around...but tonight he will show up and the Riot Makers will pay, they will pay the price in blood!...but something more important than that...Tonight the Ultimate Mindfuck will occur, when tonight, I the clown prince of evil make an impact, an impact that no one will forget!

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*In an office we see Public and Schmo*

Schmo: So are you ready for your match...

Public: Ready, all I have to do is take out Stick.

Schmo: Umm Josh is in this match too John.

Public: Yes, the army boy, like I said all I have to do is take out Stick and then next week we get the tag team titles.

Schmo: So what are you saying?

Public: Jospeh I am saying that the plan tonight is more important than ever...tonight we are going to take someone out..and we show everyone why we are Strictly Business!
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*Sounds of pleasure is being heard from the Cryptic's locker room*


*The camera man walks up to Cryptic's locker room door and has a listen*

Cryptic: Harder please, oh peaceful lady.

Lady: Ok, hows this? That feel good, i could go down a bit lower if you want me too? I can do anything.

*Cryptic moans in pleasure*

Cryptic: Ooooh, oooh, right there, right there, oooh, i like it when you touch me right there.

Lady: I'm glad you like it, Cryptic, want to me go up top and on work on the other areas?

*Suddenly the camera man can't take listening anymore and bursts into Cryptic's locker room, presumably to find out what the hell is going on!*

*However a good looking, brunnette, tone figured, with stockings on, physiotherapists woman is seen up top of Cryptic's back, massaging him*

*Cryptic looks up and see the camera man*

*The physiotherapists also looks at the camera man with a WTF look on her face*


Physiotherapists: Excuse me, i'm in the middle of treating my client after his attack last week.

Cryptic: Emphasis on "attack", because last week i was attacked by that unpeaceful fiend known as Force, but he shall be in line for a backlash from mother nature and myself in due time...but in the mean time perhaps me and Force can go to the Arcade and play some games, i hear theres a new dancing game out.

*Cryptic grins*

*Camera man begins to walk outta the locker room*

*Cryptic stops grinning*


Cryptic: No, wait, wait, don't go just yet, now that you are here i wish to address to the peaceful people of the world today about the status of the peaceful one's quest after last week and about my upcoming match against a rather ill man named Corey

*Physiotherapist looks at Cryptic with a concerned look on her face*

Physiotherapist: Take it, easy Cryptic, you need to be relaxing so that you can be in top condition before your match tonight.

*Cryptic smiles like a proud but guilty man*

Cryptic: Well, actually i had recovered yesterday but i just kept requesting your services because i like how your hands feels when you get close to my tinky winky.

*Physiotherapist jumps off Cryptic's back and looks at him with a pissed look on her face*

Physiotherapist: You pervert! I'll be expecting my cheque tommorrow.

*Physiotherapist storms outta the locker room shoving the camera man outta the way in the process*

*Cryptic looks on confused*


Cryptic: But, but...oh.

*Cryptic sits up and puts on a t-shirt*

Cryptic: Anyway about last week..last week, i took on Force and what was meant to be a peaceful encounter turned into an attack, you see after my match with DC the week before i needed some time to catch my breath and i was gonna suggest to Force to wait a minute, while i eat banana and drank some red bull to build up my stamina, but before i can get the word outta my mouth in a cheap and an unpeaceful manner Force attacked me. Luckily i have fully recovered thanks to the aid of mother nature and my wonderful friend Jenny the physiotherapist, who appears to like me, she smiled at me and touched me in ways that made me feel warm inside, but cold in the morning because my bed would appear wet and sticky for some reason...

*Camera man attempts to leave the locker room once more*

Cryptic: Wait, wait, i have pressing matter to discuss with you. I have to speak about a poor, unfortunate man named Corey.

*Cryptic sits down and then picks up a book titled "The rise and fall of Corey Taylor"

Cryptic: Age 0-5 Corey is born into the world. His father is unknown and there for did not attend the birth of poor Corey. Age 2 Corey mom drops Corey down the toilet, Corey hits his head on the rim of the seat and has since then got a toilet rim mark engraved on his head which also may explain the odour that fills the air when Corey enters a room.

Age, 5-10, Corey's mom begins to live an unpeaceful life on the street, she sells her body for $1.95 an hour to old men in need of sexual attention. Corey's mother misses several piano concerts Corey part takes in. When he was 10 Corey's mom missed it because one of her clients rang her because he wanted to feel her lips on his *****, Corey hears about this turn of events while at the concert and out of curiousty attempts to place his lips on his history teacher's *****. Corey is bullied ever since which in the long term will effect him mentally.

Age, 10-15, he joins the "GMU", Gay Men United convention, news of these developments are heard back home, which leads to his mom dis-owning him. At this time Corey is very bitter and begins to hate the world, especially women, which is unfortunate, because women are beautiful.

Age 15+, His life so far has resulted in him becoming unpeaceful and at the age of 21 due to his self hatred Corey covers his body in tattoos and wears a mask to hide his hideous face. Now at his current age, Corey takes on the peaceful one!

*Cryptic closes the book and smiles at the camera*

Cryptic: Because an innocent boy, turned into a poor, hateful and deranged man, Corey is no longer peaceful , which can only result in one outcome tonight, because if you ain't peaceful, you ain't nothing!

*Camera man spots his opportunity to leave and leaves the locker room*

*Camera fades*

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:::Juice standing against the wall with the entourage in tow, several bullish looking gentlemen in mostly Enyce or Akademiks gear with two lovely young women wearing very flattering dresses. All are talking amongst themselves good naturedly enough until Juice notices the cameras and holds up his hands. The entourage comes to an abrupt silence and all turn to face the camera, parting before Juice so that you, the audience's view of him is without obstruction.:::

:::Juice walks to the front of the group and takes a cleansing breath, smiling audaciously:::

E'erry time I see you. E'erry time I tell you.

TOLD YOU...TOLD YOU BITCHES! SHIT AIN'T CHANGED...AIN'T A DAMN THANG...AIN'T SHIT CHANGED...

...it still the same. I hit the floor and it's chaos. Mufuckas droppin, bitches runnin, Juice winnin. Ain't shit changed, and shit ain't bout to change, neither.

See...this hee is whe I gots to show you the nesst level. You...sittin on yo couch...clickin in on da webcast...I see you...I feel you...but you just can't appreciate.

Yeah...maybe one of you greasy Whopper Kings was a big time athlete in high schoo...ma'abe some y'all even ran track at JuCo. Props, baby. But it ain't about that...and you mufuckin know it.

It's about the gym. It's about pain...sweat...blood...more pain...punishment...it's about fuckin MORE PAIN!! Dues, baby...gots to keep that flow comin. I'm up to date, I know what time it is. Few matches in and mufuckas start to rekkanize. Mufuckas take you seriously and then shit changes.

Well bitch I'm'a change wit it. You ain't seen it yet...but it's gonna leave yo jaw and chins on the flo just like it did when I first jumped off. Y'all seen, I saw you get outchya seats...I saw yo hands on yo heads...di'in't know the fuck just hit you. Tha wa Juice, bitches. And it's gonna be comin harder.

Been a whirlwind fo a mufucka recently. Pa'atna gets jacked by a circus crew, I beat the bitch down, then I gets picked to DC's team. People takin notice...and I gots to gi myself props fo that. Crazy biggups to The Man fo rekkanizin the skills, too. Ruul quick to The Man DC...you in the right...you gon see, baby. Faith in Juice is it's own reward...but it comes with mo than just that, bra...you gon be happy you brought me on board.

It's taken work to get heee. But it don stop. I caint get caught up, I gots to keep my eyes foward. One week at a time, bitches...I gots all kindsa time to take the fuck over e'e'errrythang...but let's keep it to the next mufuckin step fo now.

Dragon?? I gots some shit fo Dragon. I seen his act. I know what I gots to do. Come Redemption, I'm'a keep...showin...you...mufuckin...bitches.

:::One of the girls speaks up amorously from the entourage:::

Mmmmm...Daddy.

:::Juice slowly and slightly turns his head towards her, stares silently and stoically in her direction for several moments, and then turns back to face the camera once he's convinced that he will not be so rudely interrupted again:::

I gots a soft spot fo da bitches and I cut them a mite too much slack, as you can see...they speak when they need to just shut the fuck up.

But it ain't about that shit.

I'm'a show you where it at. I'm'a show you where it goin. And you cumstains bet be ready, cuz you gon shit youself if you ain't. Straight up.

But it ain't about that, either.

It's about the mufuckin dedication it tooken to get here. It's about the goddamn strengf to take thi shit to the next level like I'm bout to. It's about the strengf and balls it take to keep a mufucka comin up after bitches think they seen it all.

You ain't seen it all...you ain't seen shit. But you gon find out. Stated. Someone's gonna suffa.

:::Juice slowly backs up to the wall, his entourage taking their former places in conversation among their patron, the ho who spoke out of turn walking up to him with her head down apologetically...Juice surveys her indifferently as the camera fades out:::
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*Don "The Solar Con" Smith's music hits. The crowd isn't quite sure wether to cheer or boo at this newcomer. He walks down to the ring, climbs in, and grabs a mic.*

Don: So how's everybody doing?

*Slight cheer from the crowd*

Don: I see. Well anywho, as you all know, I'm Don "The Solar Con" Smith. I figured seeing as you all have absolutely no clue as to who I am, I'd let you all in on-....

*Gel Mibson's music hits. He stumbles down to and into the ring.*

Gel: Waaash joos phlinkin?

Don: Sorry?

Gel: akin a toof.

*Gel falls over*

Don: You see this is a prime example as to why you shouldn't drink. I take it you're Gel Mibson? I've heard about you. The league drunk. Well, let me tell you something Gel. I'm Don "The Solar Con" Smith, and I'm the BEST talent you've EVER been in the ring with. You think those other beatings I've seen you take on tape were bad? You've seen absolutely nothing.

*Crowd cheers at Smith bashing Gel*

Don: See, while you go and drink your booze, I'm in the back training. While you have other concerns, my number one goal is to get to the top. You're just the first rung on that ladder Gel. Hell you're no concern to me. Just a slight bump in the road. Well I tell ya what. I'm give you this. *Don picks up Gel's beer that he dropped and puts it back in his hand.* You drink that up, because you're going to need it. It'll help dull the pain, and you won't be able to remember when greatness ran right over you.

*Don drops the mic and walks up to the back.*
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I told you all..I told ya...I told everyone of you that the Unstoppable Force would only get stronger after my loss to DC..And as I always do..I delivered. All the hype surronding Cryptic just went away in a snap of my fingers..Come on..The guy was undefeated..I took it personal. He wanted to end my undefeated streak..He wanted to take what I had earned fighting the best in the world away from me..And I just couldn't let that happen. Last week was just an example of how much farther I am ahead of the competition here in the IWO..The man I destroyed in a matter of seconds..Was the same guy who had fought for the IWO title the week before that. The number one freaking contender..Fell at my hands like a child..And it isn't going to stop there..I continue my rampage this week..A new chapter..A new demolishing.

Crusher..Oh poor Crusher..You have no idea whats in store for you this week. See..I think all great men are able to top themselves..No matter what they do the last time you saw them..They always have something else up their sleeve to wow you the next time..And I put on the most impressive performance of my career last week..Now imagine what I'm going to do to top it..Imagine what is in store for you Crusher..Now..I know you may take this whole thing more seriously than our old friend Cryptic did..And I realize there is a slim chance I beat you quicker than I beat the old peacemaker..But..What I might lack in time..I will certainly make up for in quanity. See..As much as I enjoyed that quick win last week..It really didnt quinch my thirst for violence..for competition. So..How do I get that violence I missed last week?..I get it from you..I'm going to take my time on you Crusher..I'm going to make sure you know you just got your ass beat by the most Unstoppable Force in wrestling.

Crusher..You have to realize what the IWO has in store for you. They don't care about you Crusher..You think they're putting you in this match because they honestly believe that you have some chance to win?..Nah..The IWO is very aware that their fans are about as bloodthirsty as they come. You look at the matches in this company over the years..TLC's..Japanese Death Matches..Structure of Doom..They know what brings in the ratings..Bloodshed. And they know..That I will not shed one ounce of blood against you Crusher. The IWO is smartly baking on me giving you the beating of a lifetime...Making you bleed like you have never ever bled before...And they're definetly banking on the right thing.

Crusher, this is no fairy tale..This is no David and Goliath..Because David wins in that story..But he isn't winning this week..I'm going to give you a reality check...Becuase I know you're telling all you're buddies to tune in this week..To tune in to watch you go against the biggest Force wrestling has to offer..And thats fine..The more people that see this..The better. I'm going to enjoy making your buddies squirm at the sight of your mangled body. I'm going to enjoy making your family worried for your own well being as I nail you with blow after blow..And after I make your head bleed like a sive. You've seen the new Force Crusher..You've seen the agressive turn I have taken..No Mercy...No Remorse..Now instead of just seeing it..You will get to feel it.

And then Crusher..When it's all over with..When your wife has tears running down her eyes..And I have your blood on my hands..Then..and only then will I be truely satisfied with my work...And then..I'll go into the Structre of Doom..And win...and the week I run the IWO..Will be a week unlike any other. Crusher..Your Career..Is going to be deleted..And Pain..Is Mandatory..For....You.
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Opportunities come once in a lifetime and if you don't capatilze you will let the golden opportunity slip through your grasp wishing you had worked harder to achieve this opportunity of a lifetime. For me this opportunity was my TV Title Match against Judge two weeks ago, and even though I worked my ass off I failed to achieve this opportunity. Judge knows that he got lucky that our match didn't last 16 minutes, because if it did I would be the current IWO Television Champion. Last week at Redemption Gene Smith gave me another opportunity to fight for the TV title this time at Absoulute Power, and this time our match will last 10 minutes longer than last time.

Judge could barely go 15 minutes with me two weeks ago so how the fuck he is supposed to go 25 minutes at Absoulute Power? I am a different story however I can go 60 minutes if neccesary. I am getting ahead of myself, because this week's main event should prove to be very interesting. As most of you know I was drafted to DC's team for the Structure of Doom match at Absoulute Power which by the way was a very wise choice. DC, and Exo will be on the opposing team this week along with soon to be former TV Champion Judge.

This will be quite the predicament because they will both be on my team for the structure of doom match while my teammates for this week, Jason and Blade will be on Team Judge in the structure of doom match. I will not hesitate to knock Judge the fuck out, but should I have to get into the ring with either Exo or DC I will not run the risk on injuring them and losing two key factors for my eventual week of running Redemption.
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*A picture of Crusher lying bloodied with Force standing over him is show. Suddenly the pictures splits into showing two taped hands showing the words "no Quit". The camera moves to show the side of Crusher's masked face. Crowd goes wild*

A year ago. Nearly to the day actually I was left a bloody pulp in the middle of an IWO ring. This was about 2 months into my IWO career. I was cocky, full of it some might say and I put myself in a match against Unstoppable Force. A Modified version of a Lion's Den match. My specialist match. I was beaten. Badly.

There was no way to prepare for that match. Force is something you cannot imagine. Like a runaway train. He is huge and never stops going. That was a year ago, Force.

You seem to be fixated with this little fantasy that you are still the top guy this business has to offer. You were. You aren't now. Other people have taken you're place. It's time to step aside, old man. It's time to welcome the new era with the end of your career and if we're honest, you know that, don't you, Force.

You know that since you lost that title you haven't been good enough. You haven't quite made the grade. You were good, hell you were simply the idol of every kid in the IWO audience. No more. You cannot wrestle at the level you used to and still want to so you walk around the locker room reminding everyone who "the man" is. Except when you say it now, you mutter empty words compared to the way you were last year.

This year Force I opened a new page in my book. A page where I ended the career of Primate. A page where I became the new hardcore champion. A page where I right my wrongs. You see last time Force I slipped up. Cocky young kid. Ass handed to him. Just how it should be but now. I'm wiser. Less cockier. This time Force. I got your number. It's just a matter of time before defeat starts knocking on your door. Not a rookie no more. Not some little bitch ready to be split open and made to bleed everywhere. This time Force.

You will realise that last time, you should have got....the....job.....DONE.

What you left with me last time were memories not tragedies. Experiences not nightmares. I still think about it Force. Do you? That time you left me laying there. I remember it everytime I lie on the canvas and think "give up". That's what drives me on. That is what keeps me going longer than most of the IWO roster. I am the best damn athlete this business has to offer and i'm not about to lose that title to some washed up old fuck who can't admit that he passed his prime six months ago.

Force, you hasbeen, mark my fucking words.

What happened last time was a rehersal, this time its the matinee. This is where it matters most and you're burnt out steroid pumped body just can't handle what I have become so let's hit a little role reversal....

...because Pain IS mandatory for you Force and you know i'm damn right!

*Crusher throw the shreds of the photo to the floor leaving the lying upside down. The camera zooms in to show a bloody and beaten Force lying motionless in the ring*
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*The Josh is shown in the ring as Symphony of Destruction plays*

"Tonight, I go face to face to face with Stick and John Public in a Triple Threat match in preparation of our teams Triple Threat match at Absolute Power. John, you might get away with few wounds. As for Stick, your ass is due a beat down for the comments you and Exo made. I don't know where you think you are, but this isn't the ghetto or streets. Maybe if you had taken your classes in school instead of taking hits off the bong, you'd know how to treat a woman. If I didn't have to rely on you for the Structure of Doom match, I'd show you how what military torture is truly about. However, that doesn't mean I can't show you the meaning of pain. Tonight, I take you down and at Absolute Power, Jason and I take the IWO Tag Team titles. FOR I AM THE JOSH, THE TRUE KING OF BATTLE AT ALL TIMES!"

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*Thugged Out are counting bills and placing them in stacks of $1,000 on a table...

Exo: Well J-boy, we were gonna give you your shot. You had a chance. Time to nut up and be a man. But you walked.

Stick: Don't come throwin' challenges at Thugged Out if you're gonna pussy out when we up the ante homeboy. You get made to look like a fool that way. We still makin' them dollas off that tape, and your punk ass don't want any of it. You a damn fool.

Exo: It’s all good. Someday when your balls drop, maybe you’ll learn that if you gonna talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk.

Stick: He's lucky all he does is talk the talk, cuz after we woulda beat him and taken Stacy, we woulda backdoored that bitch...woulda made it so she wouldn't be able to walk for a week.

Exo: And now we got some other shit to take care of.

Stick: Fuck you Mr. Smith. You're bein' a delayed ass bitch, our offer is off the table. Watch your back, bitch.

Exo: You just never know what might be comin next smith...

Stick: But hey...we still got that fine ass Miss A that we splatter with our Thug Love. She a freak...April licks it off her then snowballs with her. Sexy as hell.

Exo: Yo shit man, that was some freak nasty action right there.

Stick: On to my match...just gotta kick Josh's ass...and Pubic's ass. Easy money right there.

Exo: Man this shit is fucked up. I gotta team up with our boys Judge and DC, but you gotta run down those 2 fags on your own.

Stick: You were in a singles match last week, and now I am. This shit is pissin' me off. They better stop with this shit, otherwise the IWO might not see these tag belts again, if ya feel me.

Exo: So let’s get this shit sorted out real quick. Jason’s a pussy. Josh lost his girl and don’t even know it. Thugged Out been sportin the gold for months. Wilma got everything we promised. DC’s still champ. Hittin Miss A. Rolling in Beni’s. Man, what the fuck else we got to do?

Stick: Kick the shit out of the rest of these pussies in the IWO and then we can have this bitch on lockdown...straight up Thugged Out.
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