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Old 04 Aug 2007, 07:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Promos will be due by Friday August 10th @ 8PM EST

card subject to change

Draft
DC and Judge will draft for their teams for the Structure of Doom Match

Tag Team Match
Josh & Jason vs. Riot Makers

Singles Match
Joseph T. Schmo w/ John Public vs. Exo w/ Stick

Table Match
Juice vs. Joker

Hardcore Match
Corey Taylor vs. Demon Alexander

Singles Match
Unstoppable Force vs. Cryptic

Fatal Fourway
Troy vs. Johnny Blade vs. Ricky Thunder vs. Jack Crawford

Hardcore Title Match
Black Dragon (c) vs. Crusher

off this week - DC, Judge, Gel Mibson, Curry Muncher, Alli Sabbah, Masque, Vanilla Gorilla, Stick, John Public

injured - neXus
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Old 06 Aug 2007, 02:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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*DC is seen walking from the IWO Arena....he gets into a limo and it drives away a few hours before the show is suppose to start.*

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*Joker is seen climbing out from under the ring that is setup...the arena is empty except for some workers...Joker walks up to won of them and attacks him from behind...he tosses him into some chairs making them fall over...he begins to laugh hysterically*

Joker: I get some much pleasure in watching the pain of others...like last week when me and Masque took out that british hasbeen neXus...This week another pathetic soul that thinks he has a chance in the IWO will step into the ring wtih me...And evil will once again prevail...

*Joker pushes the camera man down and starts to walk away...then all of a sudden we see Joker laying on the ground looking into the camera*

Joker: Juice, prepare to see things in a different light...the light of eternal darkness...tonight you get the Ultimate Mindfuck, when I toss your worthless ass through a table*

*Joker hops up and walks off laughing*

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*Public is seen rubbing Joseph Schmo's shoulders in some kind of office as Joseph sits in a black rolling chair*

Public: Look we have to prove a point this week, if we want back into the title picture.

Schmo: Easy for you to say, I am the one that has to get in the ring with that Thug.

Public: Joseph, with all due respect, think about it...you are a seasoned veteran, you have all the tools to beat this guy...and of course I will be out there as well in your corner.

Schmo: Yeah but so will that other Thug, Stick...look John, I just don't think this is a good idea, I...

Public: Joseph!...You need to relax...this will work...Plan D is not a failure..you just forgot to read the fine print...Paragraph B, Line 2...

Schmo: What?

*Schmo gets up and walks over to a table..he opens up his briefcase and gets some papers out..he flips to a page and begins reading...he stops and turns to Public and smiles*

Schmo: How did you do this?

Public: My people know some people..Like I said don't worry about tonight..Tonight is like a bonus..A chance to gain some revenge, and to further scout the adversaries.

Schmo: Trust me, knowing this, I have no more quarrerls about wrestling tonight...Tonight it won't be strictly business..tonight we be more of a coffee break!

*They laugh as they walk out of the office*
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Chad Willard: Here I am, with the Epitome, TROY ALSTON!

*Huge pop from the crowd and Troy looks off and raises his sunglasses.*

Willard: Troy, I think everyone wants to know, after two consecutive greuling, competitive matches against Corey and Crusher, how much damage has that inflicted into your body?

Troy: Well you know Chad, I've probably taken every bump there is in those two matches alone. Corey in his hardcore style and Crusher in his technical style, you could say I've gotten the best of both worlds. One thing you fans will never know or experience, is the constant damage we put our bodies through to give a great show.

(Applause from the crowd)

I've probably endured more pain and suffering in the past couple weeks than some of these young IWO wrestlers have gotten their whole career. But am I complaining? Fuck no. This is my life. My passion. Yeah sure I'm hurting now, but these beatings have been a blessing in disguise. I've gotten through a near career-ender, and through a man who put out one of the IWO's biggest superstars for his career. I'd say I could do whatever the hell I want in the IWO now.

Chad: This leads up to my next question: You say you've gone through more than any IWO superstars, and tonight, you face 3 in a fatal fourway match- Johnny Blade, Ricky Thunder, and Jack Crawford.

Troy: You know Chad, I really do not know much about them. One of them claims to be hardcore, one is some punk rocker, and the other has a giant nose. I really couldn't tell you much about them except, I don't fear....even for the worst. These fools can go 3 on 1 against me, but you'll see, the Epitome will slam their asses, 1 by 1....by 1.

I used to be in their shoes about a year ago, and never, ever, will they see an opponent like the Epitome. Crusher said it best, Former World Champion, Match of the Year Winner, and what he left out, the hottest thing in the IWO.


(crowd pop)

Because Chad, I'm not like anyone else they've ever faced. Now I could say I have the experience to back up this God-given talent. Like I said, I used to be like Blade, Thunder, Crawford. I was a young cat and I have no doubt that they can achieve the status like yours truly, but to do that, they have to get through 'The Epitome' Troy Alston, something very few have done and something very few will do.

And let me fill you in on something Chad, these rooks will have a very hard time in beating this former World Champ..and I will not show anything but my best to prove it...

*Troy walks off in the backstage area to a loud pop, leaving Chad alone in Troy's locker room...*
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*The camera man walks into Jason and Stacy's lockeroom without even knocking as the couple is seen kissing until Stacy notices the camera man*

Stacy - Um...hun

*She points towards the camera*

Jason - Oh...ever heard of knocking?

*The camera man apologizes*

Jason - It's okay man just try not to let that happen again...okay?

*Camera man agrees*

Jason - Now I guess you came in here for me to talk about my match...am I correct?

*Camera man nods yes*

Jason - Tonight Josh and I face a team that I don't we have ever faced before,well last week we faced Strictly Business and we never faced them before but we came out the winners in that match...just like we will tonight when we face The Riot Makers

*Jason stops to gets a drink of water*

Jason - Now for a team with the name Riot Makers they haven't made much of a riot in the IWO,I'm not very familiar with them but after tonight they'll be more than familiar with Josh and I

*Crowd cheers*

Jason - One more thing....Thugged Out

*Crowd boos*

Jason - You guys have made quite the name for yourselves in the short time you've been here in the IWO,and lately you've been making money off of a tape of an intimate moment between Stacy and I.Now you want to give me some of the money you're making off this tape well I got news for you and that's I don't want your filthy money nor do I need your money!

*Crowd cheers*

Jason - and if you got a problem with that then we can settle it in the ring,and to make things even better why don't you put your tag team titles up on the line against Josh and I

*Crowd goes wild*

Jason - You chose the time and the place and we'll be more than happy to take those tag titles off you two

*Crowd cheers in approval*

Jason - and if you even get within 5 feet of Stacy I promise you this...the next place you'll be waking up will be in a hospital bed

*Crowd cheers once again in approval*

Jason - Okay man you can go now

*The camera man leaves as Jason and Stacy go back to kissing*
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*The lights in the arena begin to flicker slowly back and forth. The fans grow silent in anticipation as they begin to flicker from normal to red back and forth really really fast. The speed of change is almost as fast as a strobe light and suddenly a huge blast of pyro blows up from every corner of the ring and the lights stay blood red. Corey can now be seen sitting in a metal chair in the middle of the ring. Corey marks begin chanting his name like crazy along with the other fan's boos.

Is it just me or does that chants for my name become greater by the fucking week? Pretty sad on your guy's part when I do not even try to gain your support and people are still catching the god damn fever. Then again it is hard to deny pure and undeniable talent when it smacks you right in the fucking face. Everyone is starting to take notice and realize that it is my time again. Last week I proved my dominance once again when I took completely dominated not 1, not even 2, but 3 fucking superstars. Why don't you give me more of a fucking challenge Smith? What happened to the days of putting me into matches where I could really push the envelope? Where are my opportunities to fucking make people really suffer, TO MAKE THEM FEEL MY FUCKING PAIN?! These questions better have a fucking answer by the time Absolute Power rolls around. HEY TEAM CAPTAINS...ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME BACK THERE?! IN CASE YOU STUPID FUCKS HAVE FORGOTTEN I WAS ONE OF THE TEAM CAPTAINs LAST YEAR AND I PUT ON THE MATCH OF A LIFETIME WHILE A CERTAIN CALIFORNIA PRETTY BOY SLACKED AND COST MY HARD WORKING TEAM THE MATCH! I DON'T EVEN CARE WHICH CAPTAIN DRAFTS ME, EITHER WAY WHATEVER TEAM I AM ON HAS THE DEFIANT EDGE! IF YOU WANT TO FUCKING WIN YOU KNOW YOU HAD BETTER BE DRAFTING ME...THE EMBODIMENT OF HARDCORE...THE ONLY REAL LEGEND IN THE IWO...THE FUTURE WORLD CHAMP COREY!!!

*Corey darts up knocking the chair out of the ring and climbs onto the middle turnbuckle looking into the sea of IWO fans.

If either of the team captains wants to call bullshit on any of statements I am making, just pay attention to your fucking monitors tonight. I do not even see why I keep having to prove myself to everyone. Time and time again I have decimated opponents. Every person holding a title right now with the exception of the two new jigga boos has felt what it is like to climb into the squared circle with me. Demon deep down under his fucked up outer front knows that he has no chance against me. I went beyond the hardcore championship long ago Demon. When have you ever even been close to the IWO strap? Thats right never Demon. You will dwindle in mid card status for the rest of your fucking career. I'm going to do so much worse to than what I did to my opponents from last week bitch. Make no mistake, I am out for fucking blood tonight. Demon is my target and I am going to fucking waste him just like I did everyone last week, just like I did Troy at Championship Dreams! Once again the match stipulation is in my favor, thats right I said it...MY FUCKING FAVOR AND NOT DEMONS! DEMON IS NOT HALF HAS HARDCORE AS I AM! TONIGHT I AM GOING TO MAKE HIM BLEED CRIMSON. WHEN IT IS OVER HE IS GOING TO REALIZE THAT HE STILL HAS A LONG WAY TO GO BEFORE HE IS EVEN IN THE SAME FUCKING LEAGUE AS ME! TONIGHT YOU WILL FEEL PURE INSANITY DEMON!

*Marks are going crazy and even pushing the fans who are booing around. Security is trying to break up alot of scuffles in the crowd as Corey laughs through the mic. at the carnage. Suddenly out of the crowd an anti Corey fan hops over the barricade and pushes Corey off the turnbuckle. The idiotic fan climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and jumps at Corey but Corey catchs him in mid air and hoists him up on his shoulders. The marks are going more crazy then ever as Corey launches the fan over the ropes and right through the announcing table. Fans are chanting holy shit as EMT's rush to aid the fan who is completely motionless. Corey snatches the mic. again.*

THAT IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHY I SHOULD BE IN THE MAIN EVENT! THERE IS NO MEASURE I WILL NOT TAKE IN ORDER TO TAKE PLACE IN ABSOULTE POWER'S STRUCTURE OF DOOM! THE REST OF THIS MONTH IS ALL BUISNESS FOR ME. I WILL PROVE MY WORTH TO EVERYONE IN THIS BUISNESS! YOU BETTER GET READY DEMON! I WANT YOU TO BE AT YOUR FUCKING ABSOLUTE BEST WHEN YOU GET IN THE RING WITH ME TONIGHT SO I CAN PROVE EXACTLY HOW MUCH GREATER I AM THAN YOU! I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE FOCUSED IN MY LIFE ON FULFILLING MY DESTINY AND MY PURPOSE. FINALLY IT IS ALL COMING CLEAR. I WAS MADE FOR GREAT THINGS AND SOON EVERYONE WILL ACROSS THE WORLD WILL KNOW MY NAME. THE ROAD TO MY DESTINY CONTINUES TONIGHT AS I ACHIEVE REDEMPTION FOR ALL THE WRONGS DONE TO ME IN MY LIFE TIME. THE ROAD TO ACCOMPLISHING ALL OF THIS CONTINUES WITH YOU TONIGHT DEMON! TO TOP IT ALL OFF....I HAVE A HUGE SUPRISE FOR TONIGHT BITCHES! MAKE SURE YOUR PAYING ATTENTION DC AND JUDGE! These two have both been to hell and back with me. Judge had one of the most hellacious matches of all time with me in a ring surrounded by barb fucking wire. He knows exactly what it is like to bleed with Corey. As for you DC...We have never been on the same fucking side but then again...who ever has been on my side? He knows full and well what I am capable of. IF YOU TWO KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU...YOU WILL WATCH THE FUTURE DESTORY DEMON ALEXANDER TONIGHT!

*Corey slams the mic. on the mat as the fans are still going at it. Corey dissapears up the runway as the lights finally begin to flicker back to normal.*
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:::Juice is seen leaning against a brick wall, talking into an iPhone:::

Na na na na nah I di'n't get this box from that crackhead...this was in that dude pocket...you know the one that thought he get cute when we's outside the club?? I ain't never had no time for bitchasses like dat...and the mufucka got dealt wit.

Na na na...thas coo, you know my boy Chico?? He cracked this shit like Gangbustas, beeitch. Got my own numba and e'e'eythang. Yo...lemme drop this fo a minute. Holla. Lo you too mom. Payce.

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Told you.

:::Juice laughs:::

TOLD YOU.

I...MUFUCKIN...TOLD...YOU...AND YOU...AND YOU...AND YO--I TOLD ALL Y'ALL BITCHES!!!

I told all y'all that it was about to jump off...and it did. My man neXus and I took it to those punk ass bitches last week, and showed all y'all bitches that they someone new in the IWO to look the fuck out for.

But then...my partner...gets bumrushed from behind...by a mufuckin clown. A MUFUCKIN CLOWN!!

I ain't mean dese beitches just yo standard 46 year old bald headed mufuckas livin in they stepmomma's basement playing world of asscrack with they bitchass self...uh-uh.

No no this clown. Thas ri...you hert. Clown.

Lemme say dat again. Clown.

Grown ass mufuckin men think they work at a mufuckin circus.

I memba I wen to da circus one year...this one clown...think his name was Mr. Pedo or somethin fucked up like tha...anywaaays...fuckin ho scuurt my sista, so I had to bust a fuckin three inch nail in hi wig. Lucky my boy Hook C wa there to smuggle me out the back too, cause the po po was straight up shook.

But it ain't about dat.

I could sit here and talk bou clowns till y'all just ready to go strangle a mime and shit but that...that shit don't matter. Clowns...don't...matter.

The only thing dat matters...the only thing dat mattere here...is strengf.

Das ri...strengf.

It ain't about clowns.

So you mufuckin Bozo the Clone bitch boys, I tell you the fuck what...you don't know the fuck you done got yosefff into.

Table match?? Please bitches, I put yo fuckin crackhead momma through a table back in the 98 when dat bitch di'in't have my mufuckin money whens the fuck she was mufuckin expected to...figure I'm fi'in to put yo punk ass through bout three or fou.

But it's really not about that.

It's about Juice, jackin a mufucka the fuck up out of his overmedicated coma, reachin down a fuckin face paintin mufuckas pie ho...grabbin a hold o some mufuckin spine and yankin that shit right out his lipsticked the fuck up mouf, and showin him dat shit befo I launch that fuckin clown ass through a table.

Das ri you fuckin bitch. Dere's a few simple truths in life. The sky...is blue. Water...is wet. A thirteen year old's ass is not a substitute for a grown woman's vagina. That's advice, by the way. They shank bitches like you e'ery day on The Inside, bitch. Know that.

But it's not about that.

It's the fuck about Juice, stompin the statutory rapin shit outta yo punk ass. You and any yo fuckin bitchass clown friends want a piece o this shit, come the fuck on, cuz you bout to fin out just what the fuck you stepped into now, son.

Das ri bitch. You gon find out. Yo blood gon be on my knuckles tonight. Bil'eee dat, homey.

:::Juice leans back up against the wall as he pulls the iPhone back out and starts to make a call as we fade to black:::
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*Jack Crawford is sitting backstage in his locker room sitting on a bench with a bottle of champagne unopened still on ice*

When you are going badly nothing seems to ever go your way. At Championship Dreams I got robbed for a shot at the Heavyweight title which Cryptic wasted last week, and then last week I got robbed of becoming the new Television Champion. I outwrestled Jason, Cryptic, Mr. Giggles and Judge and what do I have to show for it? Nothing…no titles around my waist when in reality I should have two titles around my waist.

This is why this champagne is still on ice. I haven’t had the opportunity to sip this delicious beverage I purchases that I planned to drink after winning the TV title. I need to get this sour taste out of my mouth. Every since I first came to the IWO I have been on a tear, but after losing such important match in two consecutive weeks I need to get back on track. And what better way to do it then out wrestle three more superstars in a fatal four way match.

*Crawford stands up from the bench and walks into the bathroom, splashes water onto his face before continuing*

This match should be an interesting one between four young superstars who will be the future of IWO. My biggest concern in this match is “The Epitome” Troy Alston. As a former world champion he is defiantly my biggest concern in this match. He has the most experience, but threw out the whole year he has been here he still hasn’t gotten at cutting promos. What was it he said about me? That I have a giant nose? Please. Even thought that might be true what the fuck does it have to do with our match?

Then he said then we could fight him 3 on 1 and he would still win? Troy before you get too far ahead of yourself try getting through me. I wish this match was just 1 on 1 me vs. you, because then I would have a golden opportunity to shut you up. Oh and Troy you said in your little interview that you said that your body has taken every bump there is in your past two matches alone. Well how unlucky that you are facing the Beast, because if you are not careful you might not be leaving Redemption on your own power.

*Crawford pops open the champagne and pours himself a glass*

I am not about to let this delicious champagne go to waste. I am having a glass before our match, but I will save some for after our match when I will be celebrating in my locker room with some ladies. Ricky Thunder, Johnny Blade and Troy Alston all three of you are in a bad situation. You are stuck in the ring with me after losing not once but twice in a row. Expect to see no mercy from the Beast, and just when you think it is over you are dead wrong….and I mean DEAD wrong.

*Crawford sips the champagne and gives the camera an eerie look*
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*The camera is shown looking in a room. There is a faint spotlight shining down from the ceiling, and the silhouette of a man can be seen. Suddenly the spotlight shines bright at full power, and you see a man facing slightly away from the camera, looking down at the floor. Suddenly he looks directly into the camera.*

Unknown Man: You know, there are a lot of people in this business who try to make it big. A lot who try to get to the top. A lot have come into this company trying to do just that, and unfortunately for them, many have failed. You see the difference between me and them, however, is the fact that....I will succeed.

I personally don't feel there is any need for an introduction. No reason to waste my time, because let's face it...if you haven't heard of me by now, you're living in a cave. Well for all of you Geico spokesmen out there, let me introduce myself. I am Don "The Solar Con" Smith, and I'm about to blow your mind away. Why? Because I am the very best, and I WILL win. For all of you gambling men out there, you just found you're savior, and for all of you so-called "champions" out there...you just found you're worst nightmare. Like I said, I am the best, and when I step into that IWO ring next week, you will know what true greatness....really is.

*Camera fades black*
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*Sledge of the Riot Makers is seen pacing through a corridor*

S: Shit, shit, shit.

*Sledge then proceeds to his locker room*

S: Hey ma......n

*The camera pans the room to reveal a Kage dancing and wearing an Ipod*

S: Hey.....

S: Yo Kage.

S: KAGE!!!!

*Kage removes his ear buds*

K: Yo Homie whats up?

S: What in the hell are you doing?

K: Dude check it.....I am listening to the new Rhianna. Under my umbrella ella ella A A A. Man you gotta hear this shit, its bumpin.

S: Are you fucking serious? Dude, you are the biggest poser I have ever seen.

K: Shit why you gotta talk like dat. You know I'm hard, you know I'm Raw nigga. Why you coming in here and saying shit like that? Huh, I thought you were my light skinned brother.

S: We have a match with one of the greatest IWO teams tonight, and your listening to a song about a fuckin Umbrella.

K: Aight, aight I get it. Here, check dis shit.

S: What the hell, is that porn on you Ipod.

K: Well yeah and no, It's Josh and Stacey.

S: Where did you get that from?

K: I got it from Thugged Out G. Check dis shit, it was only 10 Dollars man.

S: Well at least you are looking into our competition.

*Sledge looks like he is about to break out laughing*

K: Was that a joke man. Please tell me that wasn't a joke. Shit that wasn't funny.

S: .........

*Kage walks to put his Ipod away as Sledge laughs at the camera*

K: Alright tonight we do face Josh and Jason, but man we have encouragement.

S: What do you mean? Who here has our back?

K: Well nobody but we do get to look at Stacey. Just picture the video after you see her.

S: Hold on there, keep it in your pants.

K: Oh, I will keep it in my pants but you know she is about Dick high on the side there.

S: Get over it, she has a guy.

K: Yeah, Yeah

S: Well, you ready for tonight?

K: Hell yeah, tonight we end this winless streak. Tonight we show them that this team is stepping up.

S: Then lets get out there and show these bitches who is running things.

K: We gone start this shit Up Right. We're turbulent, some get nervous when we wreck arenas. Promoters in Honolulu don't wanna see us
cause they say that Somoans will riot at the arena, Cause I'M A RIOT MAKER.

S: And it's our show.

*Riot Makers leave the locker room for there match*
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*A television is shown. On the screen is a referee counting 1, 2, 3 and then calling for the bell. It the rewinds and plays over again. This time however it is left to play longer until the image on the screen shows Crusher holding the TV title belt. The camera then turns around and Crusher is sat in a chair. Crowd goes wild*

If there is one thing in this business I have learnt. It's that experience means everything. DC, Force, Troy Alston and Corey are the biggest names in the IWO. They didn't get there by wrestling for three weeks then winning a title. It took them years to master their craft and EARN that spot atop the IWO. This week, a new face shall join them.

You see Black Dragon. You have only been here a few months and you have made quite an impact wrestling the lower leagues. This week however you go up against, the big time. One of the few remaining technical wrestlers in this federation. One of the few men left in this industry that will not back down. One that will not give up. One that will not die. Me, Crusher.

Experience is everything Dragon and tonight you find out why you still too green. I have been here longer than you. I have had more experience than you. I have ended more careers than you.

I held the TV title for a week. That week wasn't enough. You see ocne you've tasted gold you want more, and more and more until it truns you ito something different.

*Crusher turns to the side showing the masked half of his face*

Dragon!

This is what happens when you want it too much. You injure yourself. Batter yourself. Drive yourself crazy until one day. Poof. You're done for. A tragic fall. A mistimed move and there is all that fighting. For nothing.

Dragon, I haven't fought most of the IWO to climb the ranks. Not for peoples admiration. I've done it for the gold. I've done it so one day I will get another chance at being the man. Tonight Dragon, I take that gold from you and you will learn just why you are still....too....green.

Ohhh you're damn right!

*Crusher stands up and kick the chair with his heel sending it flying into the wall knocking a photo off. The camera zooms in to show Crusher holding the Hardcore title*
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*Backstage*

*Chad is seen walking around backstage with a camera crew*

*Suddenly Cryptic is seen entering the arena with his father!*


*Cryptic has an iPod in hand with John Lennon blazing through the headphones*

*Chad spots Cryptic entering the building*


Chad: Right folks, welcome back to IWO. The wait is over Cryptic has finally arrived!

*Chad and camera crew rush over to Cryptic*

Chad: Cryptic, Cryptic, may we ask you a couple of questions about last week and about your match tonight against Unstoppable Force?!

*But Cryptic doesn't hear him Chad because of the music*

*Cryptic's dad intervenes*

Dad: My, son does not want to talk to you! After what that man DC and rest of his posse did to my son, can you blame him for not wanting to speak to you?! Now get out of my sight!

*Chad looks on stunned! Guess Cryptic's dad is not as peaceful as his son*

Chad: But, but...how has Cryptic recovered?

*Cryptic's dad grins*

Dad: Why he has recovered fantastically well, his belief in mother nature paid off and my son is back to normal and stronger than ever. I'm a believer in "what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger" and now my son is stronger than ever and with mother nature by his side, he shall be a force to be reckoned with. Now get outta the way, Cryptic has to do some maths practice, he has an exam tommorrow.

*Chad moves back a little*

Chad: Speaking of "force", your son Cryptic has a match tonight against the mighty Unstoppable Force, do you know what are his thoughts on that?

*Cryptic's dad looks at Chad and rolls his eyes*

Dad: Of course not! How the hell am i supposed to know what my son Cryptic is thinking?! We don't share the same minds. Do you know what your mother is thinking right now? Other than when her dealer is coming round? No! Now move.

*Chad looks pissed*

Chad: Now hey, mister...

*Cryptic's Dad interrupts*

Dad: Don't "hey mister" me, boy, those who speak such rubbish, get treated like rubbish, now get...

*But before Cryptic's Dad can finish his sentence, Cryptic takes out his headphones and switches off his iPod*

Crypitc: Hi, Chad! My iPod wasn't that loud, i could make out what you saying. You were talking about Sesame Street, that caught my attention so i've decided to partake in your conversation.

*Cryptic smiles like a little boy*

*Chad and Cryptic's Dad look at Cryptic*

Chad: Urgh, no, we weren't talking about Sesame Street.

*Suddenly Cryptic's Dad cell phone starts ringing, with LL Cool J's
"Momma said knock you out" as the ringtone*


Dad: Hello...oh i've just dropped him off. His van got tolled when he parked it at the middle of a strawberry field. Yep, ok, then bye.

*Cryptic's dad looks at Cryptic*

Dad: Bye, son, have fun tonight and remember mother nature is always by your side!

Cryptic: Just like the force is with Luke?

Dad: Yes, son.

*Cryptic jumps around like some happy kid*

Cryptic: Yay! Ok, then bye.

*Cryptic's dad turns round and leaves the building*

*Chad grins*


Chad: Well, now that he is gone what are your thought about last week and about your match tonight?

*Cryptic looks at Chad with a grumpy look on his face*

Cryptic: DC, didn't play fair. I couldn't say i blamed him with me being the peaceful one, but i expected better, i atleast expected him to hear the deal i was about to propose.

Chad: You mean the deal in which you give him some silly cards?

*Cryptic looks at Chad with a surprised look on his face*

Cryptic: Silly cards?! These cards are rare and were shiny Yu-Gi-Oh cards, i got them from my neighbour Bob and he got a mere $1000 bucks each in return. Though someone broke into my van and took them, probably some kids, luckily the cards are insured.

*Cryptic smiles*

*Chad looks at him like WTF!*


Chad: A $1000 bucks each!!! Wow, i would be surprised usually, but when it comes to you, i am not. Anyway, lets move on to your match tonight. Tonight you are up against Unstoppable Force, what are your thoughts on that?

*Cryptic smiles like an excited kid*

Cryptic: Unstoppable Force appears to be a peaceful man so with this being said our match should be a classic, with there being only one possible outcome and thats the peaceful one's hand being raised in victory. You see, though Unstoppable Force may believe that the force within him is unstoppable, that is unfortunately not the case, because the only force that is unstoppable is mother nature. When it rains, you can not prevent it, when it snows, you you can not prevent it and when i enter the ring, you can not prevent the outcome that is the peaceful one going on to claim the victory because mother nature permits the outcome to anyway she wants and tonight she wants me to defeat Unstoppable Force because it is my destiny to rise to the top and in doing so Unstoppable Force will have to be placed to side.

*Chad looks at Cryptic and laughs*

*Cryptic looks at Chad and wonders what hes laughing at*

Cryptic: I am pleased that you are laughing, because laughter is a form of happiness and happiness is a form of peace, but may i ask, why are you laughing?

Chad: Because Force gonna kick your ass!

*Cryptic starts laughing as well*

*Chad stops laughing at Cryptic and then he wonders what Cryptic is laughing at*


Chad: Now what are you laughing about?

Cryptic: Because that was a good joke, hehe, tell another one.

*Chad has a glum look on his face*

Chad: That wasn't a joke, but anyway, it seems like you're back to normal after your beat down last week, got a few stitches, but sadly it seems DC wasn't able to knock some sense into you!

Cryptic: Of course i have recovered! And though DC and his unpeaceful suger hill gang feel that they have vanquished the peaceful one, they would be very wrong in thinking such things, because the peaceful one is here and is stronger than ever. DC had to call on his posse due to fear and due to being unpeaceful and those who are not will eventually fall to the hand of peace and on this occasion, that hand shall be the hand of the peaceful one, because if you ain't, you ain't nothing!

*Cryptic puts the iPod back in his ear and walks off in the direction of is dressing room*

*Chad and the camera crew stand there looking glum as the camera fades*
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Peace...Peace is a very sought out thing is this world. It's the customary answer at..Beauty Pageants..It's the customary answer to what everyone wants. The IWO has been injected with some...Peace. And the man doing that injecting is the man that I face this week..Cryptic. And boy..Hasn't Cryptic been on a roll..I mean..from being the laughingstock of the federation when he first came in..To having a world title match last week. It's very impressive..It's always impressive to watch a young superstar rise through the ranks so fast...But..theres a difference here...Because..Cyrptik..Isn't a superstar. No..Cryptic...Cryptic is a joke. He is truly a laughingstock, and is forever destined to remain so...And I plan on telling you why.

See..Cryptic is the kind of guy whose star fades fast..He's in the main event one week..Out of it the next...People quickly tire of the antics that Cryptik pulls off. People see through the utter crap this guy puts out. See Cryptik..The reason that you got where you were for that short time..Because..and this is to your credit..You were unique. In a business of 250 pound men claiming to have superiority over one another..You always played that off as a peaceful man who didn't care one way or the other...And it got you right to the top..The crowd took hold of you..You were the man..And what happened..What happened when you finally got to the top of that peaceful mountain...The IWO title...You dropped the ball. You lost. DC beat you down like the red headed stepchild you are.

And why was that Cryptic..Why could good ol Cryptic just not be able to reach that brass ring?..I'll tell you why...Because you didn't care about the gold..You didn't want it. You don't want to be a champion..It isn't your ultimate goal..And in my opinion..That makes you nothing more than a waste of breath and space here in the IWO. See..It didn't matter whether you became champion or not..Because either way..You still had your.."peace"..Well let me let you in on a little secret Cryptic..I am quite a peaceful man..And I think that should make you happy. You want to know how I acheive that sought after inner-peace?..I achieve it by wreaking as much havoc in that wrestling ring as possible. I achieve it by going out there every night..And making an example out of people who mock the business that I bleed for..That I grew up in..Just like yourself. So Cryptic..In a way..You're doing what you want..You're spreading peace..You're just going to have to take one hell of a damn beating for it to happen.

I'm not going to sit here..And tell you that it didn't piss me off to watch you in that title match last week..Because it did. It pissed me off down to my core..Because I knew that was my spot you took..That spot in the main event..That spot is my property..And I do not take too kindly to people stealing what I own. Do you see what you did Cryptic..You stole from the Unstoppable Force..The Unstoppable Freaking Force. You can sit there all you want..And talk about how mother nature is the only Unstoppable Force there is..It's good gamesmanship..But it shows how ignorant you are. I am the Unstoppable Force..Want proof?..Ask all the man I've beaten..Ask all the men who have stepped in the ring with me with the title on the line..Ask all the men that I have sent to the hospital on a stretcher..They will tell you that I am what I say I am..an Unstoppable Force...And quite frankly..Mother Nature..Don't have shit..On me.

The 2007 Cyrptic Joke Tour comes to an end this week. Cryptic..I have waited too long to get my hands around your scrawny neck..And show you that you are in the wrong profession here son..It ain't about peace here..It's about utter chaos, mayhem..and destruction...And that is what I plan on giving to you this week. And after I am done with you Cryptic..After your peaceful blood is on my hand..And after you realize just how out of your league you really are here in the IWO..I will be one step closer to what I want..The IWO title..I will have taken down another major..And I use that word lightly..Major..Player here in the IWO..And then..It will be undeniable..That the Unstoppable Force..is still the MAN..Here in the IWO..And another fake..piece of crap..Will be gone from the IWO..And I will once again..Have my..Inner-peace. Cryptic..This week..Pain is Mandatory....For YOU.
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*Demon Alexander is sitting in a corner of his locker room*

What defines a man….No….What defines a human being…No…What defines an existence? I am more than a man…I am more than a human being…I’m not a mortal…I’m not an immortal…I am an existence…a existence that feels pain…feels pleasure…feels love…feels hate…feels the agony of what my body is going through after going through hell since returning to the IWO. What that keeps me going and prevents me from backing down is what defines my existence.

I’m being told that all I am is a hardcore wannabe…that I am nothing without that hardcore title. DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE HARDCORE TITLE FELL UPOND ME…I WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME. I did not want the title…don’t you see the pain that I am in now from all those hardcore matches and even after losing the title I am still haunted by these matches because tonight I must wrestle one again in such a match.

This match tonight is against a man who walked away…walked away from ME. Where were you Corey, months ago when I was being stuffed in caskets...being jumped from behind by guys like Joker and Masque. You left and you think you can return and be god…be the IWO champion again? You think we bleed the same type of blood…and at one time I though so, but what you bleed is shit…you bleed yellow chicken shit because when the fires of hell got hot, you ran. WHAT DEFINES AN EXISTANCE IS WHAT THAT EXISTANCE DOES WHEN CONFRONTED WITH A DEFINING MOMENT.

Tonight our names will be picked by DC or Judge for the Structure of Doom Match and while you need to define yourself by being picked for a team, I only need to exist to be defined. I don’t care who picks me...both guys are crap and both have a prize on their shoulder that defines them. Whatever guy picks me, will mean that I’m let into enemy territory to make it easier to take that prize.

Instead of fucking around with the fans out there in the arena, you should be getting ready to fight me. The defining moment is tonight, Corey. You and I are at a cross road in our career and the one who gets the upper hand will define his path in life. I’ve been burned many times in hell, but tonight I’ll make you a promise…Corey, you will be burned by the flames. I’ll shed a tear for you, Corey.

*Tears start to roll down Demon’s face*

Tonight, will be your funeral.

*The tears turn to blood as the screen fades*
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*A limo pulls up to the arena*

Chad: I am told this is Dragon's limo pulling up. We are gonna get an interview on his thoughts about tonights match.

*The Door opens and out steps Force*

*Crowd Pops*

Chad: I uhhh.... ok well maybe not......

*A smaller size limo pulls up*

Chad: Alright, this has to be Dragon.

*The door opens and out steps the Hardcore champion*

Chad: Ahhh yes, Dragon glad you could make it tonight.

D: Well I do have a title match tonight, I need to be here Chad.

C: Yes, that is true, tonight you defend that title for the second week in a row.

D: Yeah, last week I beat the Vanilla Gorilla. I was pushed to a test of strength and courage. In the end Gorilla's body just gave up.

C: He did seem to have you in a tight spot a couple times last week if I'm not mistaken?

D: It was a hardcore match, one second you can have the upper hand and the next time you turn around you could take a chair shot to the skull. I was in very many tight situations but I never give up, it's not my nature. You see Chad. This is where me and you are different.

C: I, how can you compa......

*Dragon pauses him*

D: Chad, now I know you wanted to be standing where I am when you were younger. Chad Williard the Hardcore Champion of the IWO, but instead you played with dolls, while I played football. You took Forensics, instead of joining the wrestling team. Chad you know its your Dream to be a wrestler to experience the hype, but you went soft. You took it easy, you refused to get hurt. You refused to risk everything, and I risk everything and refuse to give up anything.

*Chad looks down on himself from the truth*

D: Don't be to hard on yourself. You came close, you've stood in that ring before. You just interview the greatest superstars in the IWO instead of being one.

C: Well I could never wrestle.

D: Your right you couldn't. Not like Force, DC, Corey, even Schmo for that matter, but you could go toe to toe with my opponent tonight.

C: You mean Crusher?

D: Yeah thats who I'm facing isn't it. I mean the man won the TV title yeah, but what a fluke that was he lost it right away. You could hold the TV title Chad.

C: You've never held it.

D: Zero, one Chad. Your right I haven't held it, but, how many times can you say a great wrestler like Josh has held a Title? How about Force? When has he held the TV title. Everyone is different Chad. You of all people should know this.

C: Ok, well Dragon, Crusher stated that you are a lower league wrestler. What are you thoughts on his remark?

D: I am a lower league wrestler in what factor? I believe I am the guy holding a title at the moment. As far as lower leagues. I think that will be decided tonight. Won't it Chad?

C: Yes, you have a match and if you win that settles it.

D: Chad, Chad, Chad!!!! Look outside the box. Tonight is a draft for teams, DC and Judge, Strawberry and Kiwi. We will see who goes first, I got the match in the bag, but this draft will decide won't it. Look at it this way, Structure of Doom, and the Hardcore Champion. Fits pretty well.

C: Yes, but Crusher said tonight that another wrestler will join the legends of Force, DC, Troy, and Corey.

D: Well that is nice of him to think of me as a legend already. "Black Dragon, Legend In The Making". Suits me pretty nice doesn't it Chad.

C: Yes it does.

D: Crusher tonight you face the Most Athletic Man in the IWO today. You may never quit, and you may not know how far is to far, but boy your barking up the wrong alley. You've see what has happened to Gorilla, Josh, Demon, among others. I have faced the legends like Force, I may not have come out on top, but in the end, lost cause I couldn't physically move. You may not know when far is far enough, but your mind doesn't know how to endure the pain that mine can, and tonight when I beat your face in so hard that you turn into a bloody pulp. You will be begging me to stop. So Mr. TV champion are you ready to step into the hardcore arena. Are you ready to step into my DOGHOUSE!!!!!!!! I WILL BE WAITING............

*Dragon push Chad out of the way and walks of camera*
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