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Old 25 May 2007, 11:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Here is the promo thread, all promos are due by Thursday @ 3PM EST

Hardcore Non-Title Match
Demon Alexander vs. Judge

Tag Team Match
Josh & Jason w/ Stacy vs. Primate & Oko

Singles Match
Johnny Blade vs. Joseph T. Schmo w/John Public

Singles Match
Cryptic vs. Joker

Tag Team Title Match
Thugged Out (c) vs. Riot Makers

Hardcore Fatal Fourway for the #1 contendership for Hardcore Title
Alli Sabbah vs. Mr. Giggles vs. Black Dragon vs. Corey Taylor

Singles match
Jack Crawford vs. Vanilla Gorilla w/ Peabody

Tag Team match
Jingling Brothers vs. Spice Boys

Plus an interview with DC

Off this week - DC, Force, Masque, Public

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*Riot Makers come walking into the building when they are stopped by the press*

Press: You two both feel short in the rumble, but from what I hear tonight you have a match against the best team to hit the IWO ever. Do you even stand, the slightest amount of a chance?

Kage: Hell No!!!

Sledge: Yes we do, we haven't really gotten a chance to show ourselves, but tonight we get the ultimate test. At any moment things can turn for the worse here in the IWO. You witnessed that at the rumble when DC interfered. At a certain point something can go wrong with Tugged Out. They aren't unstoppable, but they are the toughest team in the IWO. Tonight we will give them the match they have long awaited and deserved.

Press: What do you mean by the match they have been waiting for?

Kage: He means we are gonna actually give them a match.

Sledge: Exactly, as far as I'm concerned everybody has a weak point, Cryptic is not fighting at all, Judge is using speed and quickness against him, but so far nobody can find a weakness for these two.

Kage: Hit them with chairs, or shoot em'. That shit would send them down.

Sledge: We can't kill our opponent, there laws against that you know.

Kage: Right...right good thinking.

Sledge: Sometimes I wonder how you made it this far, but I can never think of it. Then you wrestle, if your ring work wasn't so good I don't see how you could have made it this far, but in the end we will reach the top.

Kage: Yeah I heard that right, Riot Makers, IWO Tag Team Champions. This shit is goin' down.

Press: Well now you said it, so now you better come out on top.

Sledge: We plan on it..........

*Riot Makers are then seen walking into a storage room*
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Joker: You peaceful fool, tonight you realize that violence is the only source of victory. Tonight, you will pay, just like the pain that I suffered at King of the World, your pain will be felt tonight...I promise you will bleed Cryptic, and the Joker never ever goes back on his promise, tonight the Ultimate Mindfuck will be the last peaceful thing you experience!

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*Schmo is seen in an office ripping his tie off, Public is trying to calm him down*

Public: Joseph, it is just a set back, but tonight, you set things right.

Schmo: I had it...and then the plan failed

Public: No it didn't! It just took a detour, a detour that will lead you back to the right path, back to regaining the TV Title

Schmo: But tonight it's not a title match

Public: No but after we carry out our plans of beating Blade, the future will soon hold one for you. You see no one has beaten this guy in months, but that changes tonight with you.

*public picks up a briefcase and rubs it, then smiles*

Public: Because there is always a plan B

*Schmo calms down and smiles*

Schmo: I like plan B
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A congratulations is in order to Unstoppable Force, the winner of the Royal Rumble. As I was watching the rumble from my locker room, and I saw that Unstoppable Force drew the number two entry you have no idea how overcome with joy I was. My biggest threat in this match would have to go through 29 other men, and I figured he would be eliminated by the time I entered. But I was mistaken, this man lasted through it all and won the rumble. And he will be headlining Championship Dreams, not me.

By the time I come into the rumble at number 30 there was 11 men left. I eliminated Johnny Blade right off the bat. Then Exo gets eliminated, but he never did leave the ring as he was supposed to he stuck around, because he was pissed off that he couldn't get the job done. So I dropkicked out of the ring where he belongs, and then as he is whining and complaining to me Stick comes from behind and eliminated me. But shortly after I got eliminated Stick followed.

These two men screwed me out of winning the rumble, and I want revenge. You hear me IWO I WANT REVENGE on Thugged Out! Right now I should be the one that everybody is congratulating, and Thugged Out will pay. But if IWO won't allow me to get my hands on Thugged Out this week, and I am scheduled to fight Vanilla Gorilla. Well I will just have to take out my anger on Vanilla Gorilla, but Thugged Out be warned that The Beast is coming for you!
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*Stacy and April Century are shown talking backstage*

April - You sure that you're feeling okay after what Blade did to you?

Stacy - Yeah I'll be fine

*Jason walks up*

Stacy - Hey baby

*They kiss*

Jason - What's up April?

April - Hey

Stacy - We were just talking about what happened out there with Blade the other night

Jason - Oh yeah he really had no right to do what he did to you

April - While I'm here I'll ask you some interview questions

Jason - Shoot

April - How are you feeling going into tonight's match with my man Josh against Primate and Oko?

Jason - The last time we faced those two it was for a shot at the tag titles but it's not about that this time,they'll learn first hand why were the greatest tag team in IWO history after we personally beat the living shit out of them

April - I'll be cheering for you guys

Jason - Well I got a match to get ready for April

April - Good luck

Jason - Thanks

Stacy - Talk to you later April

April - Okay

*They walk off as the camera fades to black*
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* A stretch hummer arrives at the IWO arena...DC gets out with the IWO World Title over his shoulder he is wearing sunglasses and is smiling as Hugh comes up to him*

Hugh: DC, can I get a word with you?

DC: make it quick Hugh, i have some things to take care of before tonight

Hugh: Last week you beat Troy and...

DC: Enough, I beat Troy end of story, Troy is a hasbeen and I made him tap out! Now excuse me but I have better things to do than to discuss what I did in the past with you!

*DC goes past Hugh and into the building*
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*Judge's music hits and he walks to the ring with a towel over his head in his Judge's robes a chair in one hand. He climbs into the ring to huge chants of 'you got fucked up' and 'Judge sucks' everybody is booing and jeering. Judge sets up the chair and sits down and is handed a mike. He waits till the boos subside enough for him to be heard.*
Judge: You know alot of people are asking questions about my tactics last night at King of the World. Alot of people are asking why? Why did you do it Judge? Why did you team with the despicable DC who you have constantly waged war and declared hate on? Wasn't he your sworn enemy? Wasn't he the guy you claim sold out in order to get to the top? The guy who always blocked your career path to the top, always blocked your road to redemption against the commissioner? Well...until last night I thought he was. But...I'm prepared to admit...I was wrong.

See last night I finally put all the pieces of the puzzle together. I finally realised the truth. The truth that had beenm deceiving me on my path to Redemption causing me to take wrong turns and collapse at all the crucial moments. See, my enemy has never been DC. A few months ago people claimed DC sold out and in a rare moment of blindness I believed them. I believed him and the commissioner were in cahoots. But...I was wrong. DC did what it took to get him to the top in a corrupt fed where the only way to get to the top is to take any chance you can. He didn't sell out...he was smart. *fans chant 'DC sold out' and 'Judge sold out'*

All this time DC had been a smoke screen for my real enemy. *Judge's voice all of a sudden goes very cold* Unstoppable Force *crowd pops huge*. The whole time DC was just trying to get ahead it was Force that was the sell out. He sold out to you...the fans *crowd boos*. He did everything he could to get you to cheer for him and buy his merch but don't think it was for you. He cut massively long promo's and took his time in his matches so that the real talent on the roster like myself barely got a look in. But don't be under the illusion any of it was for you.

See deep down Force knows that he is coming to the end of the road. He knows he is getting older, weaker, his ability to cut meaningful promo's is waning. Most importantly, his ability to pull big pay checks is waning. So he set about on a plan to dominate the IWO through lies and delluding the IWO's idiotic fan base *crowd boos* and stealing their money. *Judge starts to raise his voice* He deluded you and stole from you yet you still cheer him and boo me?!? *fans boo and start a 'Force is god' chant* This is why I don't care for you. Cos you wouldn't know what was best for you if it hit you in the face.

No its not that he has folled the idiotic fans that upsets me. Its that he has done so at the cost of great wrestlers, truly great wrestlers, getting the push they deserved. Then...last night...*Judge's voice goes cold again* he did it again *fans cheer*.

*All of a sudden Judge stands up knocking the chair back and starts screaming into the mike* YOU TOOK AWAY MY DREAM! YOU TOOK AWAY MY CAHNCE, MY MONEY! YOU TOOK AWAY THE FANS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE AND MADE THEM HATE ME! YOU STOLE MY SPOTLIGHT! IT WAS MY FUCKING SPOTLIGHT YOU COLD HEARTED SON OF A BITCH!!!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! *Judge calms himself down but is seen visibly shaking*

But see if you think you've ruined my plans force your wrong...dead wrong. With DC on my side and my sight cleared of your trickery my Redemption begins afresh. You will not have another title shot against a man who could beat you with both hands tied behind your back. You will not steal my spotlight another time. I will be in the main event of championship dreams no matter what I have to do to you. I will do the unthinkable. I will stop the Unstoppable Force and I will not stop coming till I've achieved my goal. You could have bowed out of the Rumble and taken the easy road Force but it turns out your even stupider than I thought. Your Final Sentence is coming and I assure you it won't be pretty.

But hey, don't take my word for it, just keep an eye on the ring when I take on Demon in a hardcore match this week. Demon your the king of hardcore but this week you've met your match. *Judge starts hitting his head with the mike busting him open*. I hope you hurt me Demon. I hope you make me bleed so I can taste it. I hope you cause my bones to crack and give me multiple concussions. Cos it will just make it all the more sweeter when I send my first message to Force by hitting you with my final sentence. For every drop of my blood I taste I will make you taste three of your own. For every move you pull I will pull three. I will beat you three times before you hit the floor for the three count. *Jude drops the mike and starts punding into his wound and he is absoloutly covered in blood, he picks the mike up again*.

So Demon you want hardcore? Come get it. You want a fight. I'm right here. So bring it on. Just make sure that when you attempt to answer my question this week you have medics on standby. What question? I think you know the question. What you gonna do...what you gonna do...when the Judge...comes...FOR YOU!
*Judge smashes the mike against his forehead breakin it in two and the camera fades out as Judge is looking furious and bloody into the camera*
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Hugh: Today we interview the man who started at number one in the rumble, though he didn't make it all the way he out lasted 24 other men, yes Black Dragon who gets a shot and #1 contender ship for the Hardcore Title.

*Dragon walks into the picture*

Hugh: Dragon how do you feel about your rumble out come?

Dragon: I lost, what else would I feel but shame.

Hugh: You were number one and out lasted the whole count down as well as 24 eliminations.

Dragon: Yeah, and Force was number two and and went through 29 eliminations. No matter what I came up short. Almost doesn't cut it when it comes to defying the odds. Yes I placed in a respectable position and I think some people woke up to the fact that I am here to get to the top. I'm not a push over and I never will be.

Hugh: What was your thought when Force came out at number two?

Dragon: I was shocked for a second, I admit I wasn't ready for Force to walk out from behind the curtain. I also wasn't giving up. As you saw I lasted the Five minutes and I wasn't just getting thrown around. Yeah we had a feud a while back, and we will have one again, and I'm sure sometime we will have one for the IWO Title, but right now he remains upper card, and I remain mid card.

Hugh: So tonight you have three opponents for that chance at the title, what is your game plan?

Dragon: My plan is to of course win. Hardcore rules in a hardcore match, I lost a lot of blood last week in the rumble, and I may lose a lot tonight, but everybody else is gonna lose just as much. Hardcore title stands for Hardcore. Hardcore rules anything goes. If I wanted to bring a guy in back I could attack him and hit him with a car if I wanted, but I really can't do that at the same time. Tonight I break out my favorite weapon. I'm known for my speed, but I am also very strong, and tonight I will punish my opponents with Tables. I'm breaking out the the carnage tonight!

Hugh: Th......the.....there you have it folks Dragon is planning to destroy everyone in this match tonight.

*Dragon walks off camera shouldering Hugh on the way out*
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Like it was a shock..Like I didn't tell you all...But you all saw it..And you can't deny it. The Unstoppable Force..Won that Battle Royal..Just like I said I would. I got jumped..I was bloodied..But end the end..I showed up like the Force I claim to be. 29 other men thought they could stop the Force..and all failed. I had hands down the most impressive preformance of any superstar in the history of the IWO at King of the World. Starting from #2..I stayed alive as man over man was thrown over the top rope and eliminated. I dodged every bullet..And shot off a few of my own that hit their target. At the end of the night...It didn't matter who tried to hold me back..The disadvantages I faced meant absolutely nothing..Because it was my moment..And now I'm in prime position to take back what is mine..The IWO World Heavyweight Championship.

DC tried to ruin my moment..Taking advantage of an oppertunity to try to gain superiority over me. But thats Okay..He didn't ruin my moment..He simply showed how desperate and afraid he truely is. As soon as that final bell tolled and I was declared the winner...He saw his life flash before his eyes. He knew that title he holds on his shoulder would soon be on mine..So he got desperate..And tried to put me out of commission. Sorry DC..But you didn't get the job done..Because I'm still breathing..And I'm still more than healthy. You know your title reign is close to an end..I am the number one contender now DC..Nothing..And No one stands between me and ending your career. You relish in these final weeks with your title...Because it doesn't matter what little goon you use to try to stop me..The title's coming home where it belongs. Enjoy your week off DC..Because I know..That I will.

And by the way..All of those little goons that attacked me..I thought we went over this by now..I've crushed you time..After time..Yet you still can't seem to get it through your thick skulls that you can't penetrate this Unstoppable Force. Don't think I've forgotten about any of you...Because before Championship Dreams..Before I crush DC into oblivion..I might just have some time on my hands..And you might just be targets of the Unstoppable Force. I don't know if DC paid you to try to jump me...I don't know if you're all just lacking in brains..But think about it like this..If you all can't stop me with the help of 29 other men...What will you be able to do by yourselves?..Trust me..If I were any of you..I'd have an eye over my shoulder all week..Because You never know..Where I might be. Same goes to you DC..I might try to get my prize before Championship Dreams..You just never know..So be on the look out..Because if you're not..And even if you are..DC..Pain is Mandatory..For you.
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*The Josh is shown in the back getting ready for his match*

"This week, Primate and Oko, Jason and I get to face you once again. No title shots, no stipulations, just an old fashioned tag team match against the guys that have attacked me and my girlfriend April time and time again. You think I'd give up by now, don't you? Well, after the beating I gave to you Oko, the same could be said to you. Well, I'm never running away from my problems. I plan on taking you on like I would any enemy I had overseas, without mercy. As proof, just remember the bruises I left on you, Oko."

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"Oh and whoever attacked me before I faced Judge, you better count the days before I find out it was you. I plan on doing more than I did to Oko and Highlight combined. So you better run, you better hide, cause I want your head on a pike. For I am the Josh, the true king of battle at all time."
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*The camera opens up showing a blank room with two chairs sort of facing each other. Primate is in one, Hugh Miller is in the other.*

Hugh: So Primate you asked for this to be more like an interview?

Primate: That's right Hugh. I feel you and the IWO shitstains known as fans *crowd boos* have questions for me, and I feel like answering them.

Hugh: Well you'd be right. We do have questions, and quite a few of them, so lets get started. First off, why did you attack April?

Primate: Figured I'd be getting that. You see, I'm a beast, not a teddy bear. It's as simple as this Hugh. She was turning me soft. That and the whole good guy thing. Nobody was treating me like they should have been. People wern't scared of me. I noticed that my opponents lost that, "oh god damn I don't want to face him" look they used to have. I knew that it wasn't good for my career, so I cut off the anchor that was keeping me from advancing in this company.

Hugh: Why did you team back up with Oko, and with that being said, where is he tonight?

Primate: He'll be back. Just left to go take care of some matters, but he'll be back in time for our match. As for why I teamed back up with him? Well, because we both needed it. His career was going downhill without me, and mine was going downhill without him. I gave him a call while I was in the hospital, and after a few sessions where he just said "fuck you" and hung up, he finally listened, and we put our shit behind us, and devised a plan to take this company over.

Hugh: Well that plan had to be set back when you lost to Thugged Out last week.

Primate: Not really. You see, tag team gold isn't really our goal. We didn't really have a reason to give it our all. We basically half-assed it that whole match, because we just didn't give a shit. As you know, we showed up, right before that match started. We didn't really prepare for it, and like I said, we half-assed the match. Thugged Out is just a couple of punks who don't know what the fuck they're doing. They do some punches, some kicks, whip out their brass knucks and shit, then cheat their way to victory. That idea will work short term, but in the long run it'll only get you so far. Believe me, if Oko and I actually gave a rat's ass last week, that party would've came to an end real quick.

Hugh: What about the big rumble match?

Primate: What about it? To be honest we didn't give a shit about that one ether. It was a good way to see some of the newer talent though. Knock them around a little...see what they're made of. It isn't much.

Hugh: So what are your plans for the future?

Primate: Well first of all, I want my god dammed TV title back that I never should've lost in the first place. Jesus who the hell is even wearing that thing now? It's changed hands so many times that I've lost count, and the belt has lost credibility. I can tell you one thing though, after this match tonight with Jason and Josh, whoever is holding that belt better watch the fuck out, because I'm coming for you next week. Oh and don't expect to get the same teddy bear I used to be. The beast is back, and you can be damned sure of that. Thanks for the interview.

*Primate gets up and walks off.*
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*Music hits*

*Crowd pops*

*Cryptic slowly walks cooly and calm to the down to the ring with his peace mic in hand*

*Cryptic steps into the ring and throws up the peace sign to the fans*

*Crowd pops again*

*Cryptic starts talking*

Cryptic: At King of the World the peaceful one's quest for absolute peace within IWO took a minor setback, but fortunately i have an opportunity to get it back on track when i take on some funny character called Joker.

*crowd pops*

Cryptic: Joker is a man filled with humor, he has an ability to look at you and instantly you laugh at him, but for some reason he doesn't laugh with you. But tonight not only shall i defeat Joker with the aid of mother nature by my side, but i shall also make him laugh at himself, just as much as i laugh at him. So by the end of the night i would have achieved too glorious objectives in the space of one match, how fantastic!

*Cryptic starts smiling like some happy little boy*

Cryptic: Some of you may be wondering how i will do this, but no worries, i shall show you, please pay attention to the big LCD screen.

*Crowd looks at the screen*

*Suddenly a video showing from King of the World showing Joker getting bulldogged on a table with Joker twitching in pain is shown*

*Cryptic starts alughing*

Cryptic: Look hes doing a funny dance, hes such a funny guy!

*crowd go "oooh from the video showing Joker getting owned"*

Cryptic: Its not finish yet though, keep watching.

*Everyone carries on watching the clip*

*The video shows Demon hitting Joker with the demon dance on tacks, which then results in Joker getting pinned. Video ends*

*Cryptic laughs his head off*

Cryptic: Ok, i shouldn't be laughing at that one, cause he wasn't actually dancing there, but the way he made his eyes roll back is just so cool and so funny. So tonight, once i defeat Joker, i shall make him at himself just as much as i have laughed at him, why? Beacause with laughter comes happiness and with happiness comes peace and if you ain't peaceful...

*Cryptic holds his peace mic aloft his head*

*crowd finish off the sentence*

Crowd: ...you ain't nothing!!!

*music hits*

*crowd pops*

*Cryptic exits the rings and leaves*
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*The camera shows dirty water on the floor as it pans up to see Demon Alexander standing in the water*

The flames of passion burned within me last week at King of the World....I had two stops on the path to my dream. One was to hold onto the hardcore title. The other other was to be the last man standing in the battle royal.

As you can see I still got this title on my shoulder...first goal was accomplished.

*Shows the hardcore to the camera and then throws the title at it*

My bigger goal was well planned out. I told everyone they better watch for that challenge in the middle of their path because that challenge was me...number 15...right in the middle of the battle. I destroyed everyone in my way and was one of the last 3...then the gavel game down on my dream...the flames were put out like water to a burning building.

Judge, you dropped your gavel on my dream...you sentenced many men, woman and children to death and you killed my dream...but you did not kill me and that was your mistake.

You and me Judge have a history that many people forget or just brush it under the rug. Every match we have seems to be a 5 Hellstar match and I'm sure this one will not be any different with the added spice of it being a hardcore match.

You see Judge, the hardcore title is not on the line, but it is still a hardcore match. I'm going all out in this match and don't have to worry about losing the title.

Judge, I already plead guilty of manslaughter...manslaughter on your soul...manslaughter of your hopes and dreams. Judge, what am I going to do? No, it is what you are going to do when the flames of hell burn all over you.

*Screen Fade*
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*Blade is seen with his belt in the locker room taping up his fists*

Damn i dont know what the IWO was thinking matching me up with the one and only Schmo himself. I see you have some new guidance on your side with Mr. Public and trying to get some new focus to maybe take my belt here. Nahh it will never happen, this belt is mine and your not gettin it Schmo. Jeez with all these managers that everyone has maybe i could get one for myself, maybe a hot valet that should be by my side, hmm i wonder if April wants to be a new Valet since Primate nearly killed her? Eh im doin good on my own for now, well have to see what comes when it does.

Schmo i see you as just a little worthless bump here in my way to the Road of Glory as the IWO Heavyweight Champ. You may have won this title along time ago in a fluke pretty much but even if this was for the title you would be knocked senseless in a matter of seconds, ya know i think im still going to do that when i face you at Redemption. Schmo you have never faced me before and your manager was right when he said no one has beaten me so far, but where hes wrong is the person isnt going to be you and wont be anyone for that matter. You have embarked on a deadly mission facing me at the point im at now. Im focused and ready for all comers because im making a point to not lose this belt.

I proved to everyone how tough i was when i was able to last almost all the way to the end of that rumble and show i have a new found power. I was eliminated and wasnt able to last out everyone but entering as number 3 and leaving pretty late i put up alot. So we see Unstoppable Force as the new number one contender, havent we seen this shit before? Just what the fans want, to be bored out of their minds. Had that been me they would see a match that they would never forget, not saying my other matches arent like that. Watch out guys cause on my road to be getting that gold and becoming the one to hold all the Titles IWO has to offer im not stopping. Now Im going out there and kickin some ass!

*blade throw the rest of his roll of tape at the camera and leaves the locker room*
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*Thugged Out are seen backstage, watching a monitor.

Exo: Whoa whoa, Wait a sec, go back man go back. Play that shit again!

*Stick rewinds the film a couple seconds and the camera catches what they’re watching

Quote:
Press: ... even stand, the slightest amount of a chance?

Kage: Hell No!!!
*Thugged Out laugh like crazy.

Stick: Yo these niggas must tryna be comedians or some shit, cuz that was some funny fuckin' shit. Play that shit again. I need to laugh at them clowns again.

Exo: Ok ok, here we go...

Quote:
Press: ... even stand, the slightest amount of a chance?

Kage: Hell No!!!
Thugged Out: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Exo: Oh man, that shit's just too funny.

Stick: These fucks gotta know what's in strore for 'em. A motherfuckin' ass kickin' of a lifetime.

Exo: No shit, we had plans for last week and shit didn’t go down the way it was intended to. Now, somebody gonna have to pay for that.

Stick: Yeah, deez fuckin' gay ass spicey fags are gonna pay for that shit. We fucked up last week, but it's all good. We just gonna kick these fools asses and be on our way.

Exo: For real these motha fuckers gonna bleed tonight. I’m feelin the need to take out some aggression. Aint in the mood for tappin ass or playing games. Spicy Boys, we got one thing real fucking clear between us. You aint standin a chance in hell tonight.

Stick: No motherfuckin' chance for these faggots. It's time for these homos to get THUGGED OUT!

*Thugged Out shove the monitor over and walk off.
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