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Old 16 May 2007, 04:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Promos are due by Tuesday May 22 at 6PM EST

Remember if you have a match besides the rumble to promo for that match and the rumble match...your promo will determine how you do in each match.

I have pmed the entrant numbers of your character to you...so this should help when promoing...

card subject to change

Rumble Match
30 Man Rumble with the winner getting a World Title Shot at Championship Dreams

World Title Match
DC (c) vs. Troy Alston
Thugged Out banned from ringside

25 Minute TV Title Match
Johnny Blade (c) vs. Jason w/ Stacy

Tag Team Tables Match for the Titles
Thugged Out (c) vs. Primate & Oko
must put one of your opponents through a table to win

Fatal Fourway for the Hardcore Title
Demon Alexander (c) vs. Mr. Giggles vs. Alli Sabbah vs. Joker

Singles Match with Judge's TV Title Rematch Clause on the line
Judge vs. Josh
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*A car drives up to the arena as Jason and Stacy get out,Chad Williard comes running up as they are taking their things out of the trunk*

Chad - Jason I just wanna know why did you decide to your rematch clause tonight at King of the World and how are you feeling going into the match tonight?

Jason - Why did I do it? Because I felt the time was right to take back what is rightfully mine

Chad - What are your thoughts on the comments that the TV Champ Johnny Blade made about you at Redemption?

Jason - He thinks I'm a pussy? Well the last time I was scheduled to face him in a match he attacked me from behind before the match even began,sounds like a pussy move to me but he's just jealous because I actually get pussy...unlike him

*He and Stacy laugh together*

Jason - Blade...you may go out to that ring tonight as the champion but after it's all said and done you won't be leaving as champ,that man will be me and this time there will be no sneak attacks

Chad - You're also involved in the rumble match tonight...how are you feeling going into that?

Jason - One thing I'm not feeling is the number I picked but I'm confident in myself and I'll be leaving this PPV as the TV Champion and as the number one contender for the World Title...so after tonight I will truly be the King of the World!

Chad - Also tonight if you win the TV Title your partner Josh may end up facing you if he becomes the number one contender tonight in his match with Judge...how do you feel about that?

Jason - Josh and I had some classic battles in the past so we know each other very well and if I have to face him then so be it,both of us will go out there and do what we gotta do to win...now if you excuse me Chad I gotta go get ready for my matches

*They walk off together leaving Chad as the camera fades*
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*DC is seen in the arena here in Washington D.C....Hugh comes up to him*

Hugh: Big night tonight huh DC?

DC: Hugh...You know really I don't understand how any of you announcers keep your jobs.

Hugh: Ummm...I guess...

DC: Look Hugh, think about what you asked me...If tonight is a big night? Of Course it is...that doesn't even have to be stated, and why is it big, because we are here in the nation's capital...Washington....D.C....And what better place of real champ to wrestle than D.C!

Hugh: Good word play champ

DC: Now look Hugh, I am going to make your job easier right now...I will go ahead and tell you that I am not worried about tonight's match...I don't care that Troy has beaten me before, and that he is the former World Champion...None of that matters, because we aren't talking about the same Epitome...you see Troy is humbled now...he is broken down, hell and lately he is desperate.

Hugh: desperate?

DC: Just like a housewife...you see Troy is losing it...he has lost his grasp in this federation, and tonight is his last hope..tonight when he loses to me, he will have no where else to go..his chance at being on top again will be unfruitful...you see the pretty boy has been through a lot, but his journey ends tonight...Tonight I prove to be the King of the World, and tonight I plan on making Troy pay...you see I will embarrass him...It doesn't matter that Smith has banned Thugged Out from ringside, they have their own matters to attend to tonight...All that matters is that Troy is shown that he can no longer cut it with the big dogs...Tonight Troy takes his last trip to the Dogpound!

Hugh: I know you are confindent about your match DC, but I must ask you, what about the rumble match..the winner gets a shot at the World Title at Championship Dreams.

DC: stop right there...You see I am not in that match, so to me it doesn't really matter what the outcome is...but to act like I have no interest in that match well that is ludicrious...you see the winner punches a ticket to the biggest PPV of the year...While i must still batte to get there..but rest assure that the winner will be in a heap of trouble, because I plan on carrying this gold to championship Dreams and I plan on keeping it afterwards as well.

Hugh: So do you have a pick to who will win

DC: Yeah I do

*DC then walks off leaving Hugh hanging*
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Wow. I have been in the IWO for a little more than a month now, and not only am I standing here at the second biggest day in the wrestling industry. Second only to Championship Dreams, but I have secured my spot as the number 30 entry in the Royal Rumble. Now for others who think it won't make a difference what spot they come in you need to get your head out of your ass and listen up. While 29 other men are beating the shit out of each other, and are just barely hanging in there. That is when I come in fresh, and ready to secure my spot in IWO history, and begin my journey to becoming World Heavyweight Champion.

For all those Jack Crawford doubters who said that I have no talent, that I would never make in IWO I bet you are wishing you had never uttered those words, because I am going to become the youngest wrestlers to ever win the rumble, and come Championship Dreams I will become the youngest World Heavyweight Champion ever.

Whether it be DC who is arguably IWO's top superstar or Troy "The Epitome" Alston who walks out victorious tonight I will not let them be the difference between me and accomplishing my main goal as an IWO superstar. "The Beast" is here for one thing, and I will be damned if I leave here with out that win.
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*we see Blade with a look of disgust on his face staring into the camera*

Hmm there seems to be a lot of pussy talk going on around here, and im sick of it! Pussy this pussy that! its a god damn epidemic! Its partially my fault tho but jeez Jason way to use it 3 times in a sentence thats just over usage of the word pussy. But you have to face it that thing next to you smells like BAD pussy and thats a fact. Since that is out of the way i think i can start with my promo which is a relief to everyone.

Jason the last time i did sneak attack you but hey it got the job done and a win is a win. I'm sorry it hurt your feelings and that you cant get over it since your a little girl and all but ya know in goes in the records that I won. This time its a little different, theres going to be no DQs and just straight up wrestling, no weapons and bullshit just two guys straight up kicking ass. Im ready to fight you and take any pride you have left away because Im a REAL champion now and your little rematch is going to fail like the wrestler you are. I fought here for just about a year and made a big difference in IWO and showed them I wasnt going to be a mid-card wrestler and i would make a name for myself and thats what I did. I'm still the longest reigning hardcore champion a title i brought back and made popular again because I was the person restyling hardcore and making it big. this task is going to be no problem seeing what i have done before and what i have been through.

Sometimes i think what it would be like had i never decided to go the hardcore route, sure the backyard bullshit comments would be there but i think it showed progress and that im adaptable. Everyone comes in and makes their name in one thing, im here and i make a name in hardcore and now wrestling two very hard things. Hardcore takes endurance and the ability to take pain and dish it out, which is not just with weapons but with stiff strikes and high flying. Im plan on taking my knowledge of wrestling and applying to what i know now. Im going to revolutionize wrestling as we know it, i call it " Strong Style Lucha Libre". Strong Style being stiff kicks and stiff stikes which we normally see in Japan and Lucha Libre simply being high flying crazy shit, what you see in Mexico and the original ECW. This will be something that IWO has never seen before and you all will have to deal with.

Ya know, Jason your going to have to adapt to fighting a changed animal, the hardcore shit is in the past and im above it. We're going to be wrestling for this belt which i hold dearly and proudly and im am going to defend it in honor when ever i have a match. i have alot riding on me because i asked for the chance to win this belt and i did, im going to prove to everyone im the right person to be holding it and Jason your in my way and im taking you down and out.

This is my chance to be shining and theres no stopping me because I AM the King Of The World and this is my night. Ive got third in the rumble match and im going to have to endure the other opponents to get the title i want so badly. Im fighting to get that World Heavyweight Championship and i will be the first triple crown champion because i held the hardcore title and then simultaneously or not holding the TV title and the World title. Im going to have a death grip on this company and there will be no way to avoid what im doing. Ive been on the road to success and it will get longer and longer as im here and the World Championship is just one turn in the road ill being going down. Im going to take that title and declare the reign of Johnny Blade in IWO and make my name known as the best there can be in IWO and make my presence know as the top of heap here. This is my chance and Im not letting it slip from fingers because its within reach and the drive will be big and a well deserved one.

*Blade throws the title over his shoulder and leaves the sight of the camera*

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*Dragon is seen working out in his locker room pushing himself above the limits*

Dragon: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, and for the IWO champ 30. I have to go through 29 men in this royal rumble. That is right I have the honor of becoming the first IWO star to last all 29 men and then defeat the 30th being the world champion. I have never trained this hard in my life. I have something to work for, I can be thrown in the record books for this. Nobody, and I mean nobody will stop me from becoming what I know I can achieve. Complete annihilation in the rumble, I will start as Number one, and I will be left standing in the ring at 30.......I can't fail, I can't lose.....Everything I have worked for in this business is gonna pay off. When I go through everybody in this Organization, and I mean everybody....................Nobody takes me seriously, they say It's over before it's even started, exactly it is over, for all of you, I will show everyone I am the greatest wrestler to date......by winning the entire rumble.

*Dragon laughs as he continues to throw up an immense amount of weight*

I WILL SHOW ALL OF YOU WHO IS PATHETIC!!!! EVERYONE IS GOING TO FALL AT MY EXPENSE!!!!!

*Dragon destroys the machine he is using and throws a piece of the remains at the camera as it instantly turns to snow*
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*The Josh is shown in the ring as his music plays*

"Last week, I showed you people what I was willing to do to exact some morsel of revenge against Primate and Oko. This week, Judge, my old run in buddy, I take my war to you. All the times we fought together, faced each other, they led to this moment. One of us will be the big man and get a shot at the IWO TV Title. However, I am not about to let Primate and Oko ruin it for me. So, Gene Smith, I make a request. Don't make it where there will be outside interference. Make Judge and I's match a Hell in the Cell match so the animals will be kept out. Judge and I need it to be fair and let's face it, boss, why not have a specialty match with us when you have a battle royale, a hardcore match, and a tag team tables match?"

*Crowd cheers at the idea of a Hell in the Cell match*

"Now, as for the battle royal, I got a shitty draw, and that's all I will say, but I will ensure if Primate and Oko are before or after I enter, I will kick their asses and cost them their shot at the IWO title. But I digress. I'm getting ahead of myself. They might not even win the Tag titles if I have a say in it. Sure Exo and Stick, aka Thugged Out might be aligned with the corrupt IWO champ, DC, but I'm willing to let the lesser of 2 evils win tonight for 2 reasons: 1) It ensures my chances at a tag team title shot and 2) It makes it where you 2 pieces of shit don't get what rightfully belongs to Jason and I. So start crying tonight, you miserable shit bags, cause when I'm done, the Jungle won't save you, nor will the Desert. Only the Arctic will be your only safe haven, FOR I AM THE JOSH, THE TRUE KING OF BATTLE AT ALL TIMES!"

*Crowd cheers as the Josh says his trademark line. Camera fades as he walks to the back*
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*Judge comes to the ring to his music looking pretty smug, he grabs a mike*
Judge: King of the World. King of the World. *Judge pauses to take in the sound of the words* King of the...World. I like the sound of that *crowd boos*. You know when I was told I had to face Josh at the PPV to keep my rematch clause I wasn't surprised, but I will admit I was pissed off. Here was something I had earnt that the commissioner was once again trying to take from me. But then I thought about it and I rationalised.

You see Josh whilst I could make all the jokes in the world about you, whilst I could resort to toilet humour again, attack your lame promos where you state you are the king of battle at all times, a statement I'm not even sure is grammatically correct mind you, I'm not going to. Cos lets face it. You have improved. You are no longer a curtain jerker. Simply by being in a match with me you have proven yourself. No Josh I no longer think you weak. I think your a good wrestler *some of the crowd boos some cheer, they don't know where Judge is going with this*.

Yes Josh your wrestling skills are 'good'. Your promo skills are...'good'. Your ability to get the job done is 'good'. Your drive is 'good'. Your ring knowledge and awareness is 'good'. But then thats just where your problem lies isn't it Josh? You are just 'good'. But me...well...as I'm sure you have realised...I'm...well...Perfect *crowd boos loudly*. So if the commissioner feels like granting your hell in a cell request bring it on I'll take you all the way to hell and walk out the winner. If he doesn't I'll still take you to hell and walk out the winner. Cos put quite simply, whilst your good, I'm better. Victory over you will simply wet my appetite for the match where I will win the title 'King of the Ring'. The royal rumble match for a shot at no 1 contendership.

See the other day I found out my number. 12. Now whilst many of you idiots may think that this is a pretty bad number I think your looking at it the wrong way. See 12 is not just the number I enter in the royal rumble. 12 is the minimum number of opponents that will realise justice has been served as they fly over the top rope courtesy of the Judge. 12 is the number of people required working together to even stand a chance of getting me over the top rope. 12 is the number of broken bones I will give DC once I get him in a title match at Championship Dreams. 12 is the number of Justice. 12 is the final sentence for DC. At King of the World I will beat Josh and win the royal rumble to become King of the World and no one will stand in my way. So you better hope you don't come face to face with the Judge at this PPV, cos I'm on a mission and everyone who stands in my way of becoming King of the World will be faced with one question.

What you gonna do...what you gonna do...when the Judge...comes...For You!
*Judge drops the mike and walks off looking confident and completely ignoring the boos of the fans and the stuff thrown at him as he leaves the ring*
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*Joker is sitting in a corner in the back of the arena*

Joker: Too many men, too little time...for them to escape the pain that they all will endure...the pain that comes with evil, and that evil will take over the IWO one man at a time...

You will all face the piper in your time of dearest need, and when the lights go out, the face of evil appears, the fires of hell will eliminate each and every man in the rumble, and then the clown prince of darkness will take his true spot atop this federation....

As far Demon the fan favorite, the fans love you because you took gold away from Alli Sabbah..a mere mortal that shells out his wares...You see a businessman has no place in blood and sweat...And a clown, a clown that has lost his edge, for you see the pain will come and the paint will be washed away and then a shallow broken soul will be left to pick up the pieces of yet another loss....

Demon, your pain has ran deep, you have felt what it's like to enter the darkside, and tonight you will take a trip back to the depths of hell and when you leave you will leave a lot lighter, without the hardcore title, that will be my prize, and that will be the footstep to greatness for me!

Tonight the IWO gets the ultimate mindfuck!!!

*Joker laughs hysterically*

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*Schmo and Public dressed in their business suits step out of an office at the IWO headquarters, they are both carrying briefcases and smiling*

Public: I felt that went real well

Schmo: Indeed it did, and this week things are only going to get better.

Public: You sir are right, because the rumble match is about calculations and with you coming in at number 29 the odds increase in our favor.

Schmo: That they due, but first you have to survive, in order for the plan to work

Public: Don't worry about me, I will hold my own and coexist..you see this match is about bartering and trading...it's about being able to side with one person while trying to figure out how to stab them in the back...

Schmo: I understand that...I just want another shot at DC, the chance to headline the biggest PPV of the year and to do so we have to work together and eliminate such guys as Force, Primate, DC's goons Thugged Out, the TV Champ, the Hardcore Champ, not to mention Black Dragon who won that battle royal last week...

Public: And that son of a bitch Crawford

Schmo: John!

Public: Sorry Joseph about the language, but I can't stand him, it should have been you last week that got the number 30 spot

Schmo: I know, but don't worry, one minute isn't going to make the difference, because no one has the background that we do...our wrestling and business since is bar none, and tonight we prove that the IWO doesn't know SCHMO!!!

Public: Or PUBLIC!!!!
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*Cryptic is seen walking cooly and calmly to the area*

*Cryptic walks past the camera man, but then takes a step back and smiles at the camera*

*camera focuses on Cryptic as he pulls out the peace mic from trousers*

Cryptic: Hello, my peaceful brothers and sisters tonight my quest for absolute peace within IWO shall be one step closer to becoming a reality as tonight i am going to emerge victorious from the Royal Rumble and go on to fulfill my quest at Championship Dreams.

*crowd pops*

Cryptic: Unfortunately in order to claim the IWO title at Championship Dreams i will have to defeat my former peaceful brother DC, yes thats right "former". After last week DC is in my bad books, because he did a very, very bad thing in attacking me in a...in a...in a...urgh, cowardly way at Redemption, but however my love for him, just like for all humans has not been dented, merely scratched.

*crowd pops*

*From the distance a chubby woman starts running towards Cryptic*

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Cryptic: Ah, whats this?

*A woman runs at Cryptic and grabs him into a hug*

Chubby woman: Crypitc, Cryptic, me love you big, big time.

*Cryptic looks at her like "WTF"*

Cryptic: Okay, my peaceful sister, thats nice, i feel love for you too, its human nature and with love comes peace.

*Chubby Woman smiles like a lil school girl in love*

Chubby Woman: Cryptic, you my hero, you make me happy and excited in my bed, bed, can you give me an autograph?

Cryptic: Ah, the peaceful one is a hero to all and i'm glad i can help a woman in need. Of course my cheerful and peaceful sister, i can indeed sign you an autograph, do you have paper?

*Chubby Woman looks up at Cryptic, with a twinkle in her eye*

Chubby Woman: Pen? No, no, no, me want you to sign my bum, bum cheek!

*Chubby Woman pulls down her overly tight jeans and her giant granny panties to reveal her hefty, stretched marked ass*

*Cryptic looks on and holds his mouth to prevent vomit from coming out*

Cryptic: I'm sorry, i wont be able...to do that. But however i can sign your hand and then give you a hug, how that a sound? A fair deal.

*Chubby Woman looks on dissapointed*

Chubby Woman: No deal. If you won't sign there then you must sign on my boobies and also give me a hug, hug and maybe even a wet smooch, smooch, hehe.

*Cryptic looks on worried*

Cryptic: Ok, ok, my peaceful sister, i'll do all except the kiss.

*Chubby Woman looks at Cryptic with a mischevious look on her face*

*Chubby Woman pulls up her jeans and exposes her double F breasts, sagging down and looking ill shaped*

*Cryptic looks on, while thinking to himself "damn"*

*Cryptic signs his autograph on her breast and gives the chubby woman a hug*

Chubby Woman: Ooooh, that feels so good, Cryptic, now lets take a relationship to the next level.

Cryptic: Relationship? Sorry, if i mislead you, but no relationship here. But however, peaceful lady we can be frie...

*but before Cryptic can finish his sentence, the chubby woman grabs Cryptic closer and then forces a kiss on Cryptic*

*Cryptic tussles her off*

Cryptic: Hey, lady, thats not very nice.

*Chubby womans tries to grab Cryptic again, but Cryptic steps back and begins to run away*

Chubby Woman: Where are you going, my love?

*suddenly the woman somehow gets a burst of speed, catches Cryptic and pounces him to the ground*

*Cryptic looks at her like hes about to meet his maker, but feel the need to give the people a message*

Cryptic: Urgh, remember everyone...if...you ain't...peaceful, you ain't...nothing!

Chubby Woman: Oooh, baby, me love that talk to you do. Do it again.

Cryptic: Help!!!!!

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*The screen shows the planet Earth. After a few seconds the Earth starts to crack and a red blood like substance starts to ooze through those cracks. After the Earth is totally covered in red it burns up and explodes and all that is standing there is Demon Alexander*

Four men enter a hardcore hell at King of the World. All fighting for the crown that I carry over my shoulder...the title that is the reason this match will be so brutal.

Mr. Giggles...don't make me laugh. It is no laughing matter that which will happen in this match. It will not be a fake ladder that you climb...it will be a real ladder that you will be smashed by. It will not be a fake rope you pull...it will be a real rope you get choked by. It will not be a fake box that you get trapped in...it will be a real box that you get stuffed in.

Alli Sabbah...just rotten meat. It is not how many men you get to fight your dirty work...it is how many men you beat into their graves. Bring the longest and biggest piece of meat that you can find (it sure won't be in your pants) because I'm bringing the biggest cannon I have and let us find out if a piece of rotten meat can survive a cannon ball to the head.

Joker...just a bad joke. You talk about evil that it is your best friend. Let me tell you something...I'm not your friend. The darkside plays many tricks on the mind...it seems it has played a trick on you. It's making you think that you will be standing high as the new hardcore champion, but the lights turn on and you are actually standing in the flames of damnation.

Every man strives to be the king of their world. You face your path and walk it, but when you think everything is fine...you are half way done and you face a challenge that knocks you down.

Thirty-men will enter that ring striving to be king...Twenty-nine men will face their path and fail. Most of those men will face that midway point on their journey and they better pray that a Demon in not that midway challenge because they will surely burn in hell.

*Flames burn up the whole screen as the scene fades*
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Old 21 May 2007, 11:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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King of the World..What a fitting title. See..I was once a King..On top of the mountain..All the peasants bowed to me at my feet. I was in control..I was the one everyone looked up to..But..Because of certain circumstances..I lost that position..And for what has seemed to be an eternity..I have been fighting to regain it...And at King of the World..Thats exactly what I plan on doing...You see..The true IWO royalty has been out of his throne for way...way too long...King of the World seems like a perfect place for a re-corination...For the true King of All Kings to take back what is his. For me..it's more than my theme song..It's a way of life..That IWO title is a way of life..That throne that I long for is a way of life.

But..I also know that 29 other men want it as much as I do..And thats fine..I know I'm not the only one with..Championship Dreams...You see..I come in at a disadvantage...I am entry #2...The absolute worst draw isn't it?..I mean...I don't get credit for the number 1 entry..Yet..I still have to literally outlast all 29 other men. The spot doesn't bring about much glory..Which is something I crave. But tonight..This battle royal..It isn't about glory..It's about gold. It's about accomplishing something that I never have before. As long as I have been in the business..I have done almost everything a wrestling God can do..except..When a big time battle royal. My checklist is mising that one important thing..And I want that checkbox to be filled.

Do I realze what is ahead of me?..Of course I do. I know that I'll have to go possibly for more than an hour..I know that those 29 men will have me in the back of their minds..I know they all want me gone..They want the fame of eliminating the Unstoppable Force. Is it worth it?..Of course it is..I would go through anything..I would do absolutely anything to get my hands around DC's neck..And snap it into bits...And take his title at the same time. Same goes for Troy. Troy..You may have had your big comeback..And you may find yourself undeservingly in the Main Event..Again..But I haven't forgot about you..Trust me..If once I win the battle royal..You are the champion..I will take a great pleasure in ripping you of your gold.

I welcome all 29 men in this thing to come at me..I want it to happen..You see..If I'm going to win this thing..And you better believe..I am..I want to do it in a fashion that has never been done before..I want to eliminate all 29 men. Yeah..You heard me correctly..Thats exactly what I want. I want to be known as the only man to ever eliminate every other contestant in a battle royal. Do I think this expectation is a realistic one?..Of course I don't..I mean..that is damn near impossible...But..it goes to show you how big my aspirations are...You seem..In the big picture..this Battle Royal is a small step. I want to mold the IWO in the figure of what I believe it should be. How do I do that?..I must be champion...How do I take the first step towards that?..Outlast 29 other son of a bitches in a battle royal.

Now I know..There are some people backstage who don't want me to win..Maybe some higher up's who believe I'm passed my prime..That someone else needs to step in and take my place. I damn well know that Thugged Out and DC want nothing to do with me in the title picture. You see whats happening here folks?..The odds are slowly gaining against me. I'm the most targeted man in this battle royal..I have the worst entrance number..And I have the most people who want to see me lose. What does it all equal out to?..It all equals out to the Unstoppable Force once again making history against all odds. I'm the new Steve Austin...Whatever you stack against me..It doesn't matter..I always overcome..And I guarentee that's what I will do at King of the World.

So lets go. I've never been more ready to shine than I am right now. I have never been in better shape, or more focused. You can look into my eyes and see that. I've waited way too long to be back on the throne where I belong. DC has held it with his fat ass way too long. The seat is yearning for a new King..The Company is yearning for a new King. I am that man. After I eliminate 29 men in tis battle royal and become number one contender. DC..Troy..whoever wins..your days are surely numbered..Because one way or another..The Unstoppable Force will become the new King of the World. To those 29 men who oppose me..Pain..Is Mandatory..For all of You.
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[camera shows Thugged Out sitting in a room with loud music playing, watching some lady dance on a table]

STICK: Aight, I've seen enough of you. NEXT!!!

[another lady comes in, climbs on the table and starts dancing]

Exo: Jesus, where’d this skinny crackwhore come from? Bitch really think she be working our club with her ribs all sticking out and shit? NEXT!!!

[a third lady comes in, climbs onto the table and...]

STICK: Whoa whoa whoa, don't even think about climbin' up there, thunder thighs. I don't think that table can support all that fuckin' cottage cheese. You make me sick, bitch. Get the fuck outta here!!!

Exo: Man, what sorry ass motherfucker been dragging his nasty assed ho’s into our club and thinking they gonna work for us?

[a man dressed as a pimp steps forward]

Pimp: That would be me, homie. I know you like what you see.

STICK: As a matter of fact I don't, nigga. These bitches disgust me and you disgust me for bringin' they nasty asses here and ruining our open auditions.

Exo: For real bitch. Normally this day is all about the finest ass trying out to work at the hottest club. Now you go and fuck it up by bringin these sloppy skanks up in here.

STICK: Exo, grab this punk ass motherfucker. It's time to give a preview of Queerbait and Homo's future in our table match.

[Exo grabs the pimp and hoists him up and lands a devastating powerbomb through the table]

STICK: Queerbait, Homo...that's your fuckin' fate.

Exo: Couple of under evolved, genetic throwbacks. Monkey boys been scratchin their asses and pickin bugs off each other for too long. Let’s beat these assholes back to the stone age. Shit, when we finished, we be sendin a bill to The Joke for doing his work for him.

STICK: Let's bail homie. We've got a rumble to get ready for.

Exo: Now that shit gonna get real interesting, depending on who the client is expecting to see win.

STICK: Yeah man, what the client wants, the client always gets.

Exo: Gonna be a busy fucking night. Shit’s bout to pick up. Gonna be seein Primate, Oko, and 28 other fuckers getting Thugged Out.

[Thugged Out walks off and the camera pans down to the pimp laying motionless on the broken table]
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