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Old 03 May 2007, 10:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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This is the one year anniversary show live from Mexico City

Promos will be due by Tuesday may 8 at 9PM EST

NO DQ Match for the World Title
DC (c) vs. Curry Muncher

Tag Team Title Match
Thugged Out (c) vs. Joker & Masque

20 Minute TV Title Match
Johnny Blade (c) vs. Judge

Cage Match with Special Ref for the Hardcore Title
Demon Alexander (c) vs. Alli Sabbah with Tiger as Ref

Battle Royal #1 for a chance to enter as #30
Ted Jingling vs. Jed Jingling vs. Joseph Schmo vs. John Public vs. Kage vs. Sledge

Battle Royal #2 for a chance to enter as #30
Gel Mibson vs. Jack Crawford vs. Ravage vs. Corey vs. Giggles vs. Black Dragon

#1 Contender Tag Team Match
Josh & Jason w/ Stacy vs. Primate & Oko

Singles Match
Vanilla Gorilla w/ Peabody vs. Unstoppable Force

Singles Match
Cryptic vs. Troy Alston
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Old 03 May 2007, 08:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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*Mad Hugh Miller is shown knocking on Jason's lockeroom door,Jason walks out with Stacy by his side*

Hugh - I was wondering if I could have a word with you for moment?

Jason - Yeah...go ahead

*Jason holds his side as he groans in pain*

Hugh - Well were in Mexico City today for the big supershow later tonight and I just wanna know your thoughts going into tonight's match with Primate and Oko?

Jason - My thoughts? What do you expect me to think? They tried to take out my partner last week on Redemption and then tried to take me out,but it looks like they didn't try hard enough because I'm still here and so is Josh

Hugh - How are you feeling after the attack?

Jason - Look at me. How do you think I'm feeling? I got bruised ribs thanks to the spear Primate gave to me but I'm still going to go out there tonight with Josh and beat the holy hell out of them

Hugh - By defeating them you'll get another shot at the tag team titles which are currently being held by Thugged Out...your thoughts on them

Jason - I'm not worried about them right now because I gotta focus on Primate and Oko...tonight those two pieces of shit will learn a hard lesson and they'll think twice about pulling the same stunt that they pulled last week

Hugh - Stacy can I get your thoughts on their match?

Stacy - I'm really worried about him going out there with the condition he's in but I know he's tough and he can work through it

Jason - Thanks baby...and tonight I want you to go out there with us but I just want you to be careful

Stacy - Okay

Jason - It just wouldn't be the same if you didn't come out with us and I would actually feel more safe with you out there so I can keep an eye on you to make sure no harm comes your way

Stacy - That's fine and I like it better that way going out there with you two

*She gives him a kiss as he closes the door*

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*Dragon is seen looking at clips of the Rumble*

Dragon: It's been a while people. Dragon has had an absents from the IWO as of lately. Well it's finally official, Dragon is Back, and now I'm more centered then ever. I trained day and night, hour upon hour, and now I'm quicker, faster, and stronger. That spot at number 30 will be mine. There is absolutely no competition in this first battle royal. Gel is just a low life that doesn't belong in the IWO, he is so pathetic. Alcoholics belong in a facility to get better not worse. Giggles, has time and time ago come up just a tad bit short when it comes to wrestling. Ravage no clue about this guy, must mean he's isn't that good if I have ever heard of him. Crawford, I have no idea who this guy is, I have never heard the name, I heard of Ravage but Crawford, C'mon who are these guys, and lastly the legend, Corey. The washed up low life legend. Since my training nobody can keep up with me, and I will prove that. This victory will be sweet, I have ascended above these five low lifes, and you will see this tonight.

*Dragon proceeds to watch the rumble*
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*Jack is backstage wearing a sombrero and holding maracas*

Arrrrrrrriiiiibbbbbaaa Ayayayayayayayaya! Viva El Beasto!

*Jack takes off the sombrero and puts down the maracas*

In all seriousness now lets get to talking. The wins just keep on coming for yours truely, baby. After my destruction of Tiger last week he is unable to wrestle this week, because I fucked him up pretty bad when I hit the Belly of the Beast on him. And just when he thought it was over, just when he thought maybe he would atleast get out of the ring unharmed that is when I hate the Blackout on him. And that is why he is not on the card this week, this glororious week when the new IWO celebrates its 1 year anniversary. Instead he is refering some match nobody gives two shits about.

But that was last week. This week on IWO's 1 year anniversary, we have a treat for the fans. Not only do they get to see DC vs. Curry Muncher NO DQ for the World Championship, and the Tag Team Title Match which pits Thugged Out vs. Joker & Masque, and the 20 Minute TV Title Match featuring 0Johnny Blade vs. Judge. But they get to see Jack Crawford secure his 3rd IWO win, but they also will witness Jack Crawford winning a chance to enter as #30 in the rumble.

I could stand here like my opponents, and just keep insulting them. Or I could just give it to you like this, come Flying High Supershow and you step into the ring, and you are man enough to step into the ring with me. You will suffer the same fate as your little friends Tiger, and Josh.

*Jack puts the sombrero back on and walks away*
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* A long limo pulls up....the backdoor swings open, and we see Thugged Out step out of the vehicle....both men stand on either side of the door with their arms crossed, as DC with the World Title across his shoulder gets out of the car.*

*Chad Willard comes up to DC*

Chad: DC, DC can I have a word with you?

DC: You just did!

*DC walks off as Thugged Out follows....Chad looks on in amazement..DC turns back at him*

DC: Well Willard if you got something you want to ask come do it

*Chad runs up, and Stick clobbers him with a clothesline...Exo picks Chad up and tosses him sliding across the floor..they all laugh...then DC takes the mic and walks over to Chad who is laying on the ground, he kicks him in the stomach*

DC: You see Chad it's not personal, it's just business!

*DC turns back towards the camera man as Stick and Exo stomp away on Chad*

DC: I guess everyone out there is asking the same question...Why did you do it DC? Why did you turn on Force?...you see I didn't turn on Force...the fans brought this on...I had nothing to do with what happened to Force weeks ago, yet the fans believed I did....Force believed I did...so for that, I gave you all a real reason to hate me.

*DC looks back at Thugged Out who is now giving Chad a wedgie..DC laughs*

DC: But you see the real reason I did what I did last week, well you mexicans don't deserve that answer....In due time I will give my answer to that question, when the champ feels like it...but not here, not tonight!

*We hear Stick telling Exo to give this guy a dirty sanchez in the background*

DC: Poor Chad, you see he's not the only person going to get his ass beat tonight...Oh no, you see tonight Mr. Smith has decided that for the one year anniversary of the new IWO, I should take on a hometown hero...I should defend the IWO Title against one of Mexico's own...Curry Muncher you've had a little streak going on now...unfortunately for you, streaks end...just ask Force!

*Thugged Out toss Chad into a wall and walk over to DC*

Stick: We showed that nigga a lesson

DC: You see Curry, tonight you face the most innovative wrestler the IWO has ever seen...tonight you get a shot at the IWO title against the greatest champ this company has ever seen....and tonight in mexico city, you will get treated just like a 2 peso hooker from tijuana.

Exo: Dat's pretty tight yo!

Stick: Shit we needs to be gettin us some hookers, fuck them bitches up real nice

DC: guys...focus, eye on the prize

Stick: Sorry brah!

DC: Regardless, their will be a celebration, as tonight I show everyone why I am the IWO champion, tonight Curry your dancing career as well as your wrestling career comes to an end. I have put people like you out of this sport...tonight I plan on doing it again...Yeah you will hear the crowd....sure they will be rooting for you....As Force would probally say it will be just like Rudy...but you know what...this isn't hollywood.

Exo: You damn right it ain't part'ner! This town be straight up stankin if you knows what i sayin'

Stick: Shit

Exo: shit's right chief

DC: Seriously, can you guys let me finish

Exo: Go on with it yo!

DC: Curry tonight is your unlucky night, tonight I send a statement a message to everyone in the IWO, that I will not be fucked with....Because you see I have my insurance policy right here!

*DC points at Thugged Out*

DC: Business will defintely pick up tonight, whether you want it to or not...Curry the Spice Boys, will soon become the Spice Boy, because your drunk little friend may be all that is left of your little gay group.

Exo: They be some bitches man.

Stick: Can we go get some real bitches, I be horny as a muthafucking toad bouts right now G!

DC: Oh hell....Curry tonight you get taken to the Dogpound!

Exo: Shit they might eat that muthafucker if he goes there

Stick: Yeah you know they be grubbin on some puppies, why you think you don't be seein' that taco bell dog around anymore?

Exo: Is that what happen to that dog, man I loved that lil muthafucker

DC: Come on get in the damn limo, we got things to do

*DC climbs in the limo as Thugged Out continue to talk about the taco bell dog*


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*John Public and Joseph Schmo are seen walking down a street in Mexico City*

Public: this place is despicable

Schmo: No kidding. But we can't worry about a town that smells like sewage, we have an important match tonight.

Public: Yes we do. Tonight I promise you this plan I have drawn up will make sure you get the shot to be number thirty in the rumble in a few weeks.

Schmo: I knew I could count on you. But we are going to be in the ring with two tag teams, so we have to make sure that are strategy is well thought out.

Public: Trust me it is. I mean the Riot Makers stock has been at rock bottom lately. I heard more people cheering for another Black Monday than those guys wrestling skills.

Schmo: I am more worried about The Jingling Brothers.

Public: Aha! Two clowns, don't worry, the circus isn't in town, which means these guys will be looking for jobs pretty soon.

Schmo: So what's the plan

Public: First a burrito, then I will tell you exactly how this briefcase will solve all your problems tonight.

*They smile and nod at each other as they head into the door of some little cafe.*
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*Cryptic is seen outside the arena sitting on a tree*

*Cryptic looks at the camera and grins*

Cryptic: Excuse peaceful camera man i have a few words to say, please focus the camera on me.

*Camera focuses on Cryptic*

*A crowd from the streets gather around the tree that Cryptic sits on*

*Cryptic pulls out his personalized peace mic from his shorts*

Cryptic: Hello my peaceful brothers and sisters, the peaceful one, Cryptic has arrived right here in Mexico City and tonight i go 9-0 against the former IWO champ, Troy Alston!

*Crowd pops*

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Cryptic: Now Troy is a talented wrestler, a man with real potential, hes faced off against some of the best in the business and defeated a lot of them, but even though he has achived these things he still can not be regarded as the best, why? Because he has yet to face off against the peaceful one, the hero to heroes, the saviour to saviours, the God to Gods, the peaceful one, i Cryptic!

*Crowd whistles and cheers*

Cryptic: Tonight with the help of mother nature i shall face off against Troy and i shall prevail in what should be a classic encounter, hopefully i can win and leave the arena before Ameircan Idol airs, i totally have to see what that fat peaceful lady sings tonight, you know the one with the sexy rolls of love, hot!

*Crowd look on confused*

*A member of the crowd shouts out a question*

Little boy: Hi, Cryptic. Urgh...i was, urgh, wondering...what you are going to do to Troy tonight and how you will win. I was also wondering if...urgh, you'll...urgh...sign my coloring book please?

*Cryptic looks down at the kid and smiles*

Cryptic: Bless you, child. Tonight when i face off against Troy, he would not be facing off against just me, no, no, no, it'll be like a handicap match, because i shall have mother nature by my side and together we shall become victorious and the road to absolute peace within IWO shall continue. I do not believe in brutality so tonight although i shall defeat Troy, i shall still be gentle with him as he is still a peaceful brother to society and the birds are in need of such a man when they need to release waste from their bowls, so with this in mind i shall defeat him, but still leave him with the ability to walk so he is able to stand where the birds may lay their waste.

Now peaceful child, please hand me your coloring book so that i may sign it.

*Kids hands Cryptic the book*

Cryptic: Ah, i completed this book, just yesterday. The last page and the dots to dots are pretty difficult, don't you think?

Litltle boy: No, they were easy.

*Cryptic hands the book back to the kid after signing it*

Cryptic: Well, maybe they were a little bit easy.

*A member of the crowd shouts out a question*

Mature man: Cryptic, it seemed as though you were calling Troy a human toilet to the birds, what makes you say such a thing about the former IWO champ and are not underestamating the former champ just a little, considering you've ridden your luck throughout this so called campaign to absolute peace?

*Cryptic looks at the man confused*

Cryptic: Luck? No, no, they is no luck with my victories. Each match i have been in, it was destiny that i was going to prevail as the winner, when you have mother nature by your side, all is possible, nothing is impossible and all that you desire, one shall get. I desire peace within IWO and with mother nature by my side, i shall rise up the ladder and eventually attain that of which i desire. This will happen, but it won't be luck that makes it, no, it will be destiny as it is already written in the stars, my mom told me this yesterday after she read me a story in bed.

As for my match with Troy, i do not underestimate him. I know he can win, but in order for him to win, i will have to lay down in the ring and allow him to pick up the win. But because i am not going to do this, victory is within my grasp, especially when peace and serenity flow through me.

Is Troy, a human toilet? Why of course not, how could you insult such a man? Though he may smell funny, that is still not a nice thing to say and not at all peaceful and you know if you ain't peaceful...

*crowd finish off the sentence while the mature man looks on with a "wtf" look on is face*

Crowd:...you ain't nothing!

*Cryptic pulls an apple of the tree as the camera fades*
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*Thugged Out is shown stepping out of their black Hummer as the camera pans behind them to show "Establecimiento de Caballeros"*

Stick [with arms open]: Ahhh, Mexico City's finest Gentlemen's Establishment. They better have some top notch Mamacitas up in this bitch, unlike that last place we ended up. That shit with the burros was fuckin' crazy!

Exo: Jesus man, don’t talk about that. I didn’t think for a sec she’d fit all that chub up in her, but fuck mayn, that must be the deepest goddamn pussy on earth. Bet that thing ended up somewhere near her lungs. But fuck that, let’s see what we find in here.

*Camera follows Stick and Exo as they pay the cover charge and enter the strip club*

Stick [looking at sexy latina strippers all around]: Yeah, now this is more like it. This place has some of the finest culos and tetas that I've ever seen. This is a hell of a way to get ready for a tag title defense.

*Stick and Exo take seats around a stripper stage*

Exo: Defense? Shit, don’t even call it that. We stomped these undead clowns into the ground once already.

Stick [throwin' down a few pesos]: Yeah man, we fucked up them two punkass mothafuckas good. It obviously wasn't our best work since we gotta fight them again. We need to make sure we finish them off this time.

Exo [throwin' down a few pesos]: Just fuckin bury em. I aint got the patience to be whipping these emo bitches repeatedly. But we got a full evening o festivities planned for tonight. Gotta go make sure we take care of DC and wipe the mat with that butt muncher should the need arise. Not that I see our services being needed for this scrub. In any case, no DQ, no problem.

Stick [enjoyin' the show]: Hey man, whatever happens, happens. It won't be our fault.

Exo [enjoyin' the show]: Shit Dawg, what are we supposed to do? It’s out of our hands. Shit’s been taken care of. Let’s just play with a little Shakira ass for now. We gonna be on the clock soon enough and some poor muthafuckas gonna get Thugged OUT.

*a couple strippers invite Stick and Exo to the VIP*

Stick: Yeah, but for now, these sexy putas are about to get Thugged Out.

*camera fades to black as Stick and Exo enter the VIP room*
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I have to laugh. I have to. What else can I do in this situation. I just..I have to laugh. Because I knew it. I knew DC was a sniveling little bastard..I knew it all along..And I didn't act on it. I went in with some blind trust that DC would have my back..But as you all know he didn't. But DC..I must applaud you. Because you pulled the wool over my eyes..I think you pulled the wool over everyone eyes. And you put aside a championship for other people. There is some sick twisted goodness in that..But not enough for me to forget it. DC..You know what you have done..You know that you have opened up the gates of hell..And you cannot hold what will come out of those gates back. Your title is still mine. You are still a marked man. And I have enough tricks up my sleeve to destroy you, and take whats mine. Just remember that.

Now..Before I get to my match coming up this week. Let me talk a little about Thugged Out..Now..We all know you're two little Cryme Tyme wannabes..Who would know a hard life if it hit in you in your ass. Thats fine..Play your part..I understand the business...And thats how you want to try to get ahead and succeed..Bravo. But let me warn you two. You are way in over your head. You have no idea the unabashed fury you have brought back into my soul. You can go ahead and go to clubs nd live it up with DC all you want..Thats fine. But you remember..While you're doing that..I'm going to be plotting and scheming on ways to destroy your lives. I might stalk your ho's..I might steal your rims..Or I might shoot you right between the eyes. Either way Crime Time..I will spill your blood..And it will all be on DC's hands.

But hey..It's a time for celebration right?..The one year anniversary of the new IWO!..Wooohoo. And what do I get for all I have done with the IWO?...A match against.."The Vanilla Gorilla"?..Oh boy..I can feel the appreciation just radiating off of everyone. Do I think DC may have something to do with my position on the card?..A little backstage work perhaps?..I'd rather not comment. I'm sure theres a lot of people who say..It's just a tribute show Force, take it easy...Well thats my style. I want to be on top every week..And if I'm not..I'm much more than dissapointed. But..on the bright side..I have a whipping boy to take my frustrations out on in Vanilla Gorilla.

Now despite the fact that you use Tazz's synonym for Brock Lesnar as your name..Despite the fact that your manager is the highest level of pathetic...You've somehow made it onto this show to face me. Thats fine. Quite frankly..I've never even seen the guy..Nor do I honestly care too. I can imagine you looking like a Gorilla..And having about the same intellegence. Maybe Gene Snitsky mixed with Eugene. See Kid..You just caught a bad break here. I bet you got all excited when you learned you were going to be on this card..and I bet your heart dropped when you learned you were going to face me. You see Gorilla..I'm not in a good mood. I think thats obvious..And I'm going to take my frustrations out on you. I am going to beat you to within an inch of your life. I will maim you..Scalp you..And leave you for dead. You're stepping into a hornests nest that you can't get out of. You won't want to come back to the IWO after I'm finished with you. But hey..Theres always banana eating contests..Right Gorilla?

One year..One year of dominance for the Unstoppable Force..And I'm going to start off year two just as dominant. I'm making a statement this week to DC and Thugged Out. What you see me do to Vanilla Gorilla..Isn't even a tenth of what you will eventually feel. Vanilla Gorilla..You might as well take out some insurance now..Because you're going to need every single last dime of it after this show. You're going down..and You're going down harder than you ever expected. DC and Thugged Out are going to get a little preview into their futures...And It won't be a pretty one. Vanilla Gorilla..Pain is..Mandatory..For you. Let year two..Begin.
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*The Josh is shown with April Century getting ready to leave for the arena*

Josh: You ready, April?

April: Yes, but I am worried for you. Primate and Oko have attacked you and Jason repeatedly over the last couple of weeks.

Josh: Don't worry April. I am ready to be face them. They thought they could take us out but they only signed their death warrants. They didn't finish what they started but now Jason and I will.

April: Don't get cocky. I don't want you to overestimate them and lose because of it.

Josh: I am not. After they attacked me and put me in hospital, I realized they are afraid of us. When we finish them off and get the shot at the Tag Titles, it will just be the topping on the cake.

April: Well I will be with you to support you either way. Just as you did while I was in the hospital.

Josh: Well you needed someone to protect you from Primate and Oko and since I had some downtime I figured it was appropriate.

April: I can never thank you enough. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Josh: Don't forget that I am the true king of battle at all times, beautiful.

April: Of course Josh. Now let's get to the arena and kick some ass.

Josh: Now you are talking.
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*Camera pans to Judge backstage*
Judge: The message has been sent. The stage has been set. Their can be only one champion. The result will be final. The winner will be... your returned TV champion...the Judge! *crowd boos*

Whilst I may not have my Last Man Standing match this week I still have a TV title shot. This time not for 15 minutes but for 20. Now I know what some of you inbred idiots must be thinking. I couldn't beat Blade in 15 what makes me think I can do it in 20? Its quite simple really. I had Blade on the verge of tapping out I only needed 5 seconds more to win that last match. Now I get a whole 5 minutes! Whilst the match might not officially be a Last Man Standing match it might as well be with an extra 5 minutes. Cos at the end of it only one of us will still possess the ability to stand and thats gonna be you Blade.

See it doesn't matter what new moves you pull out, it doesn't matter how high you fly, because for every move I have a counter, for every time you fly high you will crash harder, for every time you cover, I will kick out. For every dream you have of reataining the TV title I will shatter. You've had your fun. I let you live out your boy hood back yard dream for a few weeks but now I want my title back. At Flying High we end this for good when I end your career and title reign for good.

Don't look for the upset this weeks folks, or your just gonna wind up upset. I walk into this match perfect, I will walk out the perfect champion. So, Blade, enjoy answering a little question I have for you, cos its the last time you'll be able to answer anyone once I crush you like the insignificant bug you are. What you gonna do bug? What you gonna do...when the Judge...comes...FOR YOU!
*Camera fades out*
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Masque and Joker are shown sitting on top of a black hummer. Joker is giggling as the camera pans out to show Establecimiento de Caballeros in the back ground being surrounded by Masques horde of undead.

The two of them hop off and begin to walk away from the hummer when suddenly Joker whirls around and launches a fireball right at the Hummer causing it to burst into flames. As if on cue the horde of minions swarm the club and we hear screams coming from inside.

Joker: "Hahahah lets see how thuggie wuggie likes the ultimate mindfuck. Two can play at the sneak attack game."

Masque gives a hollow laugh and the two of them just seem to fade away as the Hummer explodes.


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Alli Sabbah is on the phone speaking to someone angrily.

"This is not right. My associate Force has been screwed over left and right by this company and I demand something be done about it!"

He listens for a minute.

"I do not care what you have to say about it. So far hes been backstabbed every step of the way. His title was literally stolen from him and if he doesnt get a title shot next show my lawyers will be contacted."

He slams down the phone and just then seems to notice that hes on camera.

"Oh hello there my friends. Sorry about my behavior on the phone just now. However I am busy fighting the injustice that is the IWO at the moment."

He pushes a buzzer on his desk and Swinn walks in. Alli tosses a briefcase to Swinn.

"Make sure these papers get to my lawyers my friend and congratulations on your wonderful victory last week."

Swinns smile seem to take up his whole face as he leaves the room.

"Ok now for another injustice to be addressed. This fellow known as Demon."

He pulls out a file from his desk and plops it down.

"I have had my team of lawyers do some research on you Demon my friend. It turns out that you do not seem to be a demon at all. As far as I can see you went to a few too many horror movies in your life and just could not cope."

"Lets face it my friend according to my file mine is not the only salami that has been whacked across your face and probably will not be the last."

Alli opens the folder and lets the contents fall on his desk which are pictures of Demon in several compromising positions with various aniimals and other men.

"For all my friends in Mexico and around the world I shall defeat you Demon. This is the first step to a new IWO. An IWO without the injustice of titles won by interferance and sneak attacks. A new era begins and it begins with the return of my title."


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A clip is shonw briefly of Black Dragon utering this phrase.

"Gel is just a low life that doesn't belong in the IWO, he is so pathetic. Alcoholics belong in a facility to get better not worse."

Gel is standing well sort of leaning oddly in front of large assortment of weapons.

"Whosh dis psershun think he ish. Callin me a lo lo losher. Ish been winnin matshes all the timsh. Wash he dun lately. Bout pathetic. A tired Ricky Shteamboot waanbee call me patshetic."

Gel picks up a sword from the pile of weapons then seem to think better of it. Tossing it down he mumbles incoherantly and finally manages a coherant.

"Ish do dis wif my bare hansh. KEERRRRRRPLAHHHHHHH!"


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Mr giggles is shown in a small mexican village performing tricks for the small children there. There is a considerable crowd and they are all chanting.

"MAIM TAIM! MAIM TAIM!"

Giggles then signs some autographs and makes a motion of strapping a title belt around his waist. He then gets in an imaginary car and drives away to the delight of the village.
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* Blade is standing next to a wall with the TV title over his shoulder*

Wow im facing Judge again, so stupid to waste your two rematches in less than a month, wow I could think of better things to do, but i wont have to worry about that. See i was able to out last you in our 15 minute time limit match because i just wont give up. I dont have that give in me to tap out to some loser like you because im that damn good. Pretty simply Iam a better champ than you and and ive only been in what, one match and i endured pain? Yea maybe im in a little pain but i plan on putting that out of my mind when i go into this match. Ya know maybe i will throw in some new moves in out match, or i wont, either way im still going to kick your ass plain and simple. The last match is only half of what to expect in our next one because im more prepared and more focused on a strategy that ill be using.

So I was thinking about what you were saying that this would be an unoffical last man standing match and that you would be being the one standing at the end of our match. But thats not going to be whats happening im going to go all out and kick the holy hell out of your ass because thats my style. Im in the new state of mind i guess you could say because im focused on keeping this belt and using the best wrestling manuveres and the damn best tactics to beat you. You will be ffeeling an all new level of pain when i get in the ring with me because i plan on keeping this belt ina anyway possible even with out weapons. I proved that you dont need weapons to win a match and you can actually use wrestling skills and thats what i did. I will do it again just watch judge, you can say what you want to and use your little ryme but it doesnt work, it wont get into my head which is pretty simple really, this is my time not yours!

I dont get what your saying calling me a bug, unless you mean one that you just cant catch cause im so slick. You cant catch me really cause ill just get the better hand and take what you want like this belt right here. You shouldnt be counting your chickens before they hatch saying that you plan on beating me cause you wont. You say dont expect an upset, which you used in the wrong context because it would be an upset if you had the belt and i beat you which in turn creates an upset, The upset here would be if you beat ME which the fans shouldnt expect and they dont.Maybe all two or your fans are expecting it but theres hopes are lost cause im taking you on and i will win. So see you in the ring BITCH!!

*blade gets up and leaves the screen as the screen fadfes to black.

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*Nothing but darkness is seen on the screen and a voice of Demon Alexander is heard*

I strike when you least expect it. I come crawling out from the darkness to destroy any hope you may have. Last week, everyone saw that Demon Alexander fights his battles anytime he wants...even before the time the bell tolls. Masque felt the affect of not watching his back and standing to close to the darkness....it bit him in the ass at the end.

*The sceen changes where it shows Demon Alexander standing inside a cage*

This is where the magic happen...this is where just hardcore butt fucking hell breaks lose...all out bloody fucking war. Heads smash...balls to the chain link fence...Heaven and Hell pulling you in both directions and you have to decide which way you want to give in, but remember you limbs being pulled from the way you don't go are going to break. This is what I'm all about.

*The screen fades again to show Demon Alexander at a table being questioned by a detective*

Detective:"Did you have an orgy with animals and other men as Ali has mentioned?"

Demon:"If you look at those pictures those are not animals...they're just some ugly women...maybe one is your mother..."

Detective:"What did you....

*Demon Alexander gets up and slams the Detective's head into the table and then smashes his body against a wall*

I'm done here answering questions. Ali, you talk about being screwed by the powers that are? Instead of complaining you got to take life by the balls and crush them in the palm of your hand.

*Screen turns again to see Demon Alexander standing in a dark room with a light shining down upon him*

Heaven has smiled upon me Ali...and they are well pleased. Hell has raped my mind Ali...and they are well pleased as well. Ali, I don't care if you want to bring your whole army with you...no, I want you to bring the whole fleet of salami lovers because I want to show you how much of a Demon I'm really am. Ali, after you taste some of my Hell, you wish it was just a fake horror movie.

I'm going to be Flying High after this show, but for you...you will be well below...

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*Footage is shown of a Lion chasing down a Wildabeast in the African savana. The Lion is in top form, making perfect strides, turning on a dime, and anticipating every move the Wildabeast makes. The Wildabeast, although proud and powerful, is running. Not only is it running, but it's running with a limp. Eventually the Lion chases it down, and tears it to shreds. The footage rewinds quickly, and begins to play again in the background. Primate enters the picture from the right.*

Primate: As you can see, when standing toe to toe with a king, the wounded animal doesn't stand a chance, and simply becomes prey. Even though the animal is powerful enough to oust that king, the wound in it's leg makes it slower. The scar on it's eye hinders it's vision. The gash on it's ear deafens it's hearing. Even though it could goe toe to toe with the beast, it simply, falls, short.

*Oko enters the picture from the left.*

Oko: And you, Jason and Josh, find yourself in the same position as the animal behind me stands in. Even though you're strong and powerful. Even though you're experianced and insightful. Even though you've seen glory before, you're fighting with a limp in your step, and not only that, but you've managed to piss off the animal that's hunting you down before it makes you it's prey.

Primate: You see, I was once a ferocious beast that wreaked havock on the IWO. I demolished any foe that dared step in my path. Over time however, I lost that animal within. I became weak and timid, but you Josh. Your words last week were enough to uncage that beast. You re-ignited the fire that once burned inside me, and you're going to feel that fire first hand.

Oko: And you Jason. Well I have nothing to say about you except I'm disgusted. I've managed great warriors in my time, and let me tell you, you were once a great warrior. Yes, that's right. You were once a powerful foe that could go into a match, and against whatever odds come out on top. However, no longer. You no longer fight with that same sort of drive. You've lost that desire in your eyes that all of the greats have. You were once a force to be reckoned with. Now, you're just a chump who takes orders from his woman.

Primate: So tonight, here in Mexico City, we're going to show this country what a good ol' fashioned beat down is. Like the mighty Lion we're going to walk onto that savana and take our prey, and our rewards. After tonight, we WILL be the number one contenders for the tag titles, and Jason. Josh. The fact that you are a wounded animal will make our victory that much more simple.

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** A mexican man sweeps nearby the ring and climbs in and motions for his friend to borrow a camera **

Hello amigos, my name is Juan. I am the janitor and the popcorn vendor oh and i also sell shirts at the stand in the hall.
We are pleased to host the wrestling show so graciously produced by lifelong president for life of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll mehico El Jefe.

Don't forget next week we will be hosting the dog show here in the arena if the dog comes home.

Also El Jefe wants you all to be sure and buy your Mexican Mega Peso tickets at fifty pesos a game for a chance at the jackpot of fourteen american dollars and seventeen cents.

Yes Carlos i agree someone will be able to eat like a king with that.

I have with me a few statements for the wrestlers, first please don't drink the water. Montezuma is not pleased this month.

Also if you happen to be hit on by my sister Guadaloupe the wrestling groupie you should pass, she has the clap very much bad.

For the people in the audiance if you find some gum under the seat please don't be loud about it, we all cannot have such good luck your neighbor will be jealous.

Anyone wanting popcorn during the show you will have to just suck on the kernals as the machine is broken.

Don't forget as well to buy mucho merchendice at the tshirt stand later, we have new Lex Loser shirts they are size small very tight. We have large and medium but gringo Billy locked them in the storage closet and we have no key. I don't know where it is sorry.

Praise be to El Jefe and if you have time after the show downtown to the new unoplex cinema we have a very nice film of previews of feature films from summer 2004.

Now back to sweeping the arena... good night.
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