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Old 31 Mar 2007, 09:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Promos are due by Saturday April 7 @ 8AM EST

]Tag Team Match
DC & Unstoppable Force vs. Scorpion & Razor

tag Tourney match
Thugged Out vs. Masque & Joker

Tag Tourney Match
Josh & Jason vs. Tim Ross & Judge

10 Man Tag Match
Primate, Oko, Johnny Blade, and the Jingling Brothers vs. The Spice Boys, The Riot Makers and Black Dragon

Singles Match
Cryptic vs. Mr. Giggles

Hardcore Match
Vanilla Gorilla vs. Corey Taylor

Off: Alli Sabbah, Joseph T. Schmo, Ravage, Tiger, Troy, Crusher
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*Crusher is shown bandaged up walking towards the arena. Security stops him from entering the building*

Crusher: Carl. Steve. Whats happening guys?

Steve: Look man, we don't want to do this to you but it's our orders for tonight. Mr. Smith has banned you from the arena for tonight only.

Crusher: ..... OK......Any particular reason for this?

Carl: He fears a backlash from last weeks attack and doesn't want any chaos considering how much trouble last weeks show has put him in. The Board of Directors are supposedly on his back.

Crusher: Well....can I at least speak to April Century and try and apologise for any upset I may have caused her?

Steve: Look man, she doesn't want to speak to you, Primate or any other superstar for that matter. It's probably best if you just leave.

Crusher: I'm not particularly happy about this but I suppose these are the orders and it's not your fault that....

*Mr. Smith followed by The Equalizer*

Mr. Smith: Crusher. Just leave. You have no part in tonights show and I have let you off to recover and prevent any "trouble" occuring.

*The Equalizer scoffs and beings to chuckle*

Crusher: *Looking at Smith* I will deal with you in a second. *Turns to Equalizer who stops laughing* What? Your dumb ass can't see who the fuck your laughing at? Your laughing at the guy that fucked you over that one Redemption. Remember that "big bird"? That's what I thought. Now get the fuck out of my face, you ugly, low life moron.

*Equalizer goes for Crusher before Smith stops him*

Mr. Smith: Leave it, deal with him next week as.....

Crusher: No, no, no, no. Don't go thinking I wasn't going to finish off with you, you fucking inbred.

*Crowd laughs*

Crusher: You ban me tonight for two bad reasons. Numero Uno. Your protecting your job and your ass from the Directors and Numero Dos. You underestimate me. Cracked ribs and all I can still go out there and wrestle better than any Main Eventer or Champion for that matter.

*Crusher stares at Smith*

Crusher: Book any type of match you want for me next week because I will damn sure coem to the arena and whip anyones ass all over the place. Whether it's your Boobyguard, The Equalizer, the IWO Champion, DC, or that piece of shit Oko in a street fight. I couldn't give a damn.

*Smith waves for Security to transport Crusher to his car*

Mr. Smith: Get him out of here guys. He isn't neccessary tonight, or any night.

*Crusher glares at Smith*

Crusher: I'll be back. Bet your ass i'm coming for you, Oko and Primate when i'm back.

*Crusher is escorted away by security as the camera goes to black*
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*Jason and Stacy are seen walking down the hallway as Mad Hugh Miller walks up*

Hugh - You two got a moment?

Jason - Sure what's on your mind Hugh?

Hugh - Tonight you and Josh are involved in another tag team tournament match and your opponents are a man you're all too familiar with Judge and his partner Tim Ross...your thoughts?

Jason - I've said it before and I'll say it again it doesn't matter what team we face because we are the greatest tag team in IWO history and we never lost the tag titles in the first place,so tonight Judge who I'm getting a little tired of kicking his ass and a man I am not familiar with Tim Ross...will see why we are the greatest tag team in this business

Hugh - If you win this match you'll go on to face the winner of the Thugged Out/Masque & Joker match an-

Jason - There is no if about it Hugh we will win our match tonight and like I've already said numerous times it doesn't matter what team we face because we will come out on top of this tournament and once again become the IWO Tag Team Champions

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*Peabody is fielding questions from the press*

Media Weasal #1: What is the isue between you and Rene Boudreaux?
Peabody: He said my pills were worthless.
Media Weasal #2: Are they?
Peabody: Not all pills are effective for everybody. Idiocy is apparently a side effect that develops in one out of a crapload.
Media Weasal #1: Do you have a medical liscence?
Peabody: Hell, no.
Media Weasal #3: Then isn't it illeagal for you to sell them?
Peabody: (mumbling) not placebos (to answer) Let's keep this about the wrestling.
Media Weasal #2: What the hell is that thing you manage?
Peabody: The Vanilla Gorilla.
Media Weasal #4: Do you have anything to say about the upcoming hardcore match against Corey Taylor?
Peabody: All that means is that when the Gorilla wins the fight, he'll win the match too and I'll get the winner's side of the purse. And on that note its time to feed the Gorilla. Y'all have a nice day.
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*The camera shows Johnny Blade agruing with the Jingling Brothers. The door opens and in walk Primate and Oko to a chorus of boos. They watch the comotion for a second, then yell at the group to pipe down.*

Oko: Hey! Hey! Hey! Quiet down!

*Nothing happens, as Oko looks at Primate, giving him an approving look.*

Primate: Shut the fuck up!

*The three quiet down and look at Primate and Oko.*

Oko: Look, we have a match coming up and we all obviously need to talk about it.

Blade: I don't need to...

Primate: Talk. We've got shit all figured out so just shut up and listen you dumbfuck.

*Johnny Blade shoots Primate a dirty look and sits down.*

Primate: Now here is how we see it. Those faggot ass Spice Boys probably won't even make it down to the ring, so just factor them out of the equasion.

Oko: Blade, you and Dragon will probably both shit on your teams and just go after each other.

Primate: So that just leaves the "Riot Makers", to Oko and I. Those fuckheads are still beat to hell from last week, so this should just be an easy win for us tonight.

*Both Jingling Brothers stand up.*

Jingling Brothers: What about us?

Oko: What about you?

Primate: Your a bunch of fucking clowns. What good are you two going to be?

Oko: Yeah no kidding. Who the hell are you two trying to be? ICP? No, because even they would be of more use than you two.

Primate: Plus, you're not exactly stricking fear into anybody with that getup. Seriously, just go entertain the little kids in the crowd, and leave the real work to us.

Oko: Yeah. Just leave shit to the man-beast and I, and you all will be fine.

*Primate and Oko turn around and walk out of the room, chuckling to each other, making fun of the Jingling Brothers. The camera pans the room to get a shot of Johnny Blade, and an annoyed Jingling Brothers before going black.*
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*Backstage in Cryptic's dressing room*

*Camera focuses on someone holding up the peace sign, the identity of this person is withheld*

*The camera moves up and then focuses on the person's face of which the identity is then revealed to be as the peaceful one Cryptic, grinning from ear to ear and with a look of pure happiness across his face*

*Crowd cheers*

*Cryptic stops holding up the peace sign and pulls out a microphone from his his shorts, but this microphone is different, its designed with multiple colors and with a peace sign logo*

*Cryptic starts talking*

Hello my peaceful brothers and sisters, you're all probably wondering where your saviour has been, your hero, your wonderman, your superman, your incredible hulk, your green lantern, green like the trees, your peaceful one, the one and only Cryptic. But you may all ease your wondering minds because i am here now.

*Crowd pops*

But where was i you ask? Why i was at home back at IOWA celebrating going 4-0 after defeating that Curry dude. Sadly enough April rejected my invite, which disappointed my mother but the good news was that i was then able to have two slices of apple pie instead of just one like i always get while my Daddy gets two. Also i was finishing off my beloved tree house while also getting my glass house insured which for some reason is costing me so much. But there you have it folks the peaceful has been very busy but when i heard some man who keeps giggling was to face me in a match i knew i had to return otherwise i might not get an opportunity to giggle a little as i go 5-0 tonight.

*Crowd pops*

Mr Giggles, you giggle a lot, but tonight you stop laughing at people, my peaceful brothers and sisters and start laughing at yourself a little. I can teach you how, step one walk to a mirror and then step two look into the mirror, you are bound to laugh soon afterwards, how do i know you wonder? Well i've not been able to stop laughing from the moment i saw you. But thats not a bad thing my peaceful brother, its better to make others laugh, rather than make others sad and you do your job well so my love for all goes out to you as well, i can not and must not discriminate, though it may not have been love at first sight and instead laughter at first glance my love for my fellow human being is still strong within me. I heart beats for the people, the trees and all things livings, just like how the trees provide us all with oxygen i provide us all with equal love, why? Because love is what provides us with peace and if you ain't peaceful...

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*Crowd finishes off sentence*

...you ain't nothing!

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*DC walks into the building as Hugh comes running up to him*

Hugh: DC, hey can I get a word with you?

DC: Sure Hugh.

Hugh: First off, where's Wilma?

DC: Not here, next question.

Hugh: ok...Tonight you and Force are tagging up against Scorpion and Razor, how do you feel about teaming with a guy that says he can't trust you?

DC: I feel good, maybe Force is a little worried, but me I have no problems with Force. At the PPV I will go one on one with the man that has yet to be beaten but tonight we are still the Two Man Power Trip, and tonight we will get beat Scorpion and Razor with ease.

Hugh: You sound confident

DC: I am and why not I am the IWO Heavyweight Champion. Tonight this little warm-up will be just that. Tonight Force and myself take care of two jobbers and then we will handle that little business of merging the two titles at Spring Stampede, now excuse me Hugh I have a match to get ready for.

*DC walks off as Hugh watches*

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*Joker appears once again in the back corner of the arena, the area is barely lit as Joker appears to be staring off in space, he turns to the camera and laughs*

Joker: Last week, some new blood came to the IWO. Last week evil prevailed as the fires of hell burnt the flesh from one man's skin. Riot Makers you felt the darkside, and tonight will be the same for another team. A team that claims the streets are where they are from. The streets, highly unlikely. I realize a fight is in store. But do you know what real pain is. Tonight you will find out. Tonight your short lived careers come to an end. You will see nothing but darkness when Masque and the evil dead army bury you alive. Tonight the evil duo moves one step closer to claiming gold. And while we are at it, tonight we claim your souls as well!

*Joker laughs as the camera fades out*
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It's good to have a reunion. There are all types of reunions..Family reunions..Company Reunions..And tonight..The reunion of the Two Man Power Trip. When we first bestowed that name upon ourselves..DC and I did it because we know were the two most unstoppable men in the business..And now..We can prove it. Now..We are the two heavyweight champions in this company. There is no one bigger than us, there is no one who holds more power than us. At Redemption..We reunite..The two World Champions come together again to demolish another sorry foe..But this reunion..May be the last one that the Two Man Power Trip ever takes part in.

DC..I agree with you..Scorpion and Razor shouldn't be any trouble for two men of our abilities..But thats not what I'm worried about. Make no mistake about it, I want to win this tag match..I want to win every match I'm a part of..But if I told you that was where all my focus was..I'd be lying....And DC feels the same way..Because DC..You and I are on a collision course..That neither of us can avoid. As good as we are as a team..We're even better when we go against each other. As much as you like to believe that the title you hold is superior to mine..It isn't. I am a world champion just as yourself. I am not only your equal...But in my mind..And in a lot of peoples minds that I know..I am your superior..But that..is for another time.

This week..I will trust you DC. I know I said I couldn't..But I think I have changed my mind. I know as well as you do..That neither of us except losing. No champion does. So this week..I'll put my personal ear against you aside, and trust that you'll have my back..Just as I'll have yours. I don't lose DC..You've said it yourself..I've never been beaten..And I'll be damned if my first loss comes at the hands of two nobodies called Scorpion and Razor. Thats the only reason I'm going to be civil to you this week. But DC, make no mistake about it..At Spring Stampede..That title on your shoulder.It's mine. But this week..We'll Make sure that pain is mandatory for Scorpion..And Razor.
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Mr Giggles is shown walking out the back door of the arena. He is walking with his head hunched down, his will broken he is leaving.

Suddenly a voice stops him.

"Mr Giggles are you leaving?"

He turns to see a little girl with pigtails standing before him wearing a Mr Giggles shirt.

His face takes on a look of seriousness and he looks at the little girl and shakes his head no. Taking her by the hand he walks her around to the front of the building where a mother can be heard crying out that her little girl is lost.

Giggles reunites the mother and daughter and as he turns and strides boldly back toward the arena a familiar and long unheard chant begind from the crowd. getting louder and louder.

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Alli is seen relaxing in a hot tub with women all around him. swinn is in the background polishing Allis new title

"Ahh this is the life. its nice to see that there are still some intelligent people in the world who know the value of money."

Replays of the last two weeks are shown. proving that money can buy happiness.

"Ah and now that I have some time to relax my friends I will leave you with one final message. Shop smart. Shop Alli..."

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Gel and Curry are shown bandagerd up backstage.

Gel: Thish hash got to be a jokesh.

Curry: Wait a minute gringo I gotta plan. There is a weak link in that little group of thiers and I know what to do.

Gel: I hatsh clownsh...

Curry: Yes thats the idea we take out the clowns. Stay as far away from the other jokers as we can and let them beat on our team mates. Pin one clown and we win. Easy as that.

Gel: Clownsh. Crucify hic clownshhh.

Curry muncher sighs "Yes gel you may crucify the clowns."

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It is dark. However ripping, tearing and scraping sounds can be heard. A familiar voice speaks from the darkness

"Thugged out. Two as they say Gangstas from that hood."

The ripping and tearing intensify.

" It is always the same story. Through all the decades I have seen two bit criminals come and go. However one thing always stays the same. In the end they always fail."

Torches flare shedding light upon a horrifing scene from some deranged nightmare.

There are two corpses completely cut apart and skinned being devoured by Masques servants. While Masque has made puppets of the two heads and is working them on each of his hands.

One is of Tupac and the other Smalls!
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*Camera pans backstage to Judge*
Judge: Another notch in my illustrious career. Another day, another sentence passed down. Another victory.

Last week Tim Ross and I proved that we can work as a coherent team. We proved we have the power to annihilate anyone who stands in our way. The potential to be the new tag champs. This week we continue that road. My path to my personal Redemption continues.

We come up against the walking std and the curtain jerker. You know Stacy you should keep an eye on your man. Word is out that curtains aren't the only things the Josh likes to jerk. But if I could get serious for just a moment.

Jason, you reckon you have beaten me so many times that your sick of it? Do you have problems with your eyesight? Can you not see this title around my waist? This was once your title. I beat your arse to a pulp for this title. Understand this. I...beat...you. And this week I'll do it again *crowd boos*.

You may be great tag partners, you may really have chemistry in and outside of the bedroom, but it doesn't matter. Cos when you come up against me and Tim Ross, the only thing you have to focus on, is not ending up in the hospital at the end of the match.

Those tag team titles are within out grasp, and theres no way that that you two criminal punks are gonna stop us. You may think your the favourites being expereinced in the tag divison. But I assure you, when you step into the ring with Judge, your never the favourite. So as you kiss your tag team title aspirations good bye ask yourself this question.

What you gonna do...what you gonna do...when the Judge and Tim Ross...come...for you!
*camera fades out*
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*Thugged Out are seen climbing out of a shiny new black stretched hummer. They check their suits and are looking tight. Just after Thugged Out, 4 women dressed in next to nothing blow them kisses, wave, giggle and flash their tits out of the Hummer.

Girls: Hurry back guys! We wanna play some more! See you tonight! Don’t leave me so wet!

* Exo politely acknowledges them and shuts the door so the Hummer can get the ladies back to the club.

Exo: Now this, this is the only way to roll my friend.

Stick: Ridin' in style with the spinnaz still spinnin'. We only travel in the tightest of the tightest rides. Every broad be lookin' to see who gets out of this dope ass whip. They see us get out, they be creamin' they panties instantly. Wet n ready for us to tag that fuckin ass and treat them like some hoes. Fuckin' freaks just do anything we want.

Exo: Fucken aye, You check that shit when that blond starting tossing that bitches salad all over the place, holy shit I wanted to nut right on her ass tulip and make her eat it up.

Stick: Yeah man, like I said, them freaks do whatever we want. I fuckin' love how we got it man.

Exo: That shit was choice, but now we need to bag these mystic motherfuckers. Come crawling out of some swamp, bayou shit. Fucking chicken bone necklaces. Man, what the fuck is this halloween shit?

Stick: It ain't nothin but some smoke and mirrors hocus pocus shit. You talkin' about them chicken bones, I'm talkin' about breakin' their neckbones. Niggas can't handle gettin' Thugged Out.

Exo: These bitches been rolling their bones a little too much. Masque and Joker. These fuckers don’t know what death is. They think death is some bitch in white makeup. Where we come from, death is real. Death is cold. It ain’t some silly mask. Aint no joke either.

Stick: Death is red, like when their blood spills all over the floor. Masque's blood will spill first, then his butt buddy Joker.

Exo: Masque and Joker, just two goth fags we need to cut through. They can play with their fucking ouija board and conjure all the spirits they like, but it aint gonna help them when we curb stomp their dressed up asses into the ground, 6 feet under. You wanna play dead? You wanna talk to the ghosts? We gonna make that shit happen fo real.

Stick: Yizzir, blood will be splattered everywhere homie. It's gonna be one hell of a mess to clean up.

Exo: We comin for you. This aint the boogyman, the easter bunny or the ghost of christmas past. We be coming for real. And you too wannabe undead bitches bout to get Thugged the fuck OUT.
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Old 07 Apr 2007, 07:25 AM   #12 (permalink)
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*Tater is shown in the back looking for someone*

Tater: Jesus, I thought I told him no more interviews with me. I swear...

*A voice from behind Tater calls out to him*

Unknown voice: Be careful who you swear to. You might go to hell for it.

Tater: HOLY SHIT! *Turns around* Dammit, Josh, I told you I didn't want to do the interview.

Josh: Yeah but it's fun making you jump scared. So we going to get down to business?

Tater: Yeah, just give me a second. *Changes pants and underwear*

Josh: You seriously need to cut out some of the fiber from your diet, Tater. Makes some of the MRE shits we have look good.

Tater: You are an asshole, Josh. Now, this week you face Judge and Tim Ross. Thoughts?

Josh: Judge and I go way back as the Enforcers. He couldn't keep his end of the deal up nor was he loyal. Sure, when I ended the tag team, it was in public view and ugly. However, you didn't see the bullshit he pulled in the back. Thinking he was the next big thing. Well, I did what needed to be done with him and sure, I came off looking like an asshole but I did what was right. As for Tim Ross, all I can say is you are going to be another victim of the Greatest Tag Team in IWO history.

Tater: Sounds like you are prepared for tonight, Josh. Now, what are your thoughts on what happened with April and Primate?

Josh: It's a sad day when a beautiful woman gets attacked by her then-boyfriend. I am disgusted by Primate's actions and after the business here, I have something for that ass. You know why, Tater?

Tater: Why Josh?

Josh: For I am The Josh, THE TRUE KING OF BATTLE, AT ALL TIMES!

Tater: Thank you for your time and good luck this week.
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Old 07 Apr 2007, 07:39 AM   #13 (permalink)
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*Thugged Out are seen climbing out of a shiny new black stretched hummer. They check their suits and are looking tight. Just after Thugged Out, 4 women dressed in next to nothing blow them kisses, wave, giggle and flash their tits out of the Hummer.

Girls: Hurry back guys! We wanna play some more! See you tonight! Donít leave me so wet!

* Exo politely acknowledges them and shuts the door so the Hummer can get the ladies back to the club.

Exo: Now this, this is the only way to roll my friend.

Stick: Ridin' in style with the spinnaz still spinnin'. We only travel in the tightest of the tightest rides. Every broad be lookin' to see who gets out of this dope ass whip. They see us get out, they be creamin' they panties instantly. Wet n ready for us to tag that fuckin ass and treat them like some hoes. Fuckin' freaks just do anything we want.

Exo: Fucken aye, You check that shit when that blond starting tossing that bitches salad all over the place, holy shit I wanted to nut right on her ass tulip and make her eat it up.

Stick: Yeah man, like I said, them freaks do whatever we want. I fuckin' love how we got it man.

Exo: That shit was choice, but now we need to bag these mystic motherfuckers. Come crawling out of some swamp, bayou shit. Fucking chicken bone necklaces. Man, what the fuck is this halloween shit?

Stick: It ain't nothin but some smoke and mirrors hocus pocus shit. You talkin' about them chicken bones, I'm talkin' about breakin' their neckbones. Niggas can't handle gettin' Thugged Out.

Exo: These bitches been rolling their bones a little too much. Masque and Joker. These fuckers donít know what death is. They think death is some bitch in white makeup. Where we come from, death is real. Death is cold. It ainít some silly mask. Aint no joke either.

Stick: Death is red, like when their blood spills all over the floor. Masque's blood will spill first, then his butt buddy Joker.

Exo: Masque and Joker, just two goth fags we need to cut through. They can play with their fucking ouija board and conjure all the spirits they like, but it aint gonna help them when we curb stomp their dressed up asses into the ground, 6 feet under. You wanna play dead? You wanna talk to the ghosts? We gonna make that shit happen fo real.

Stick: Yizzir, blood will be splattered everywhere homie. It's gonna be one hell of a mess to clean up.

Exo: We comin for you. This aint the boogyman, the easter bunny or the ghost of christmas past. We be coming for real. And you too wannabe undead bitches bout to get Thugged the fuck OUT.
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Old 07 Apr 2007, 05:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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*Dragon is seen pacing a corridor and then turns into a Locker Room*

Kage: Awwwww shit, look at dis bitch, sledge you got some competition tonight.

Sledge: We are on the same team.

Kage: I know but check this fool, look at him all aggravated by me and what not.

Dragon: Shut up, both of you. Ok Here is the game plan. Blade gets tagged in, I get tagged in. Got IT!!!

Kage: Why are you wasting time with this Blade fella, Why don't you win the match?

Dragon: It's just not about winning anymore, you don't understand.

*Dragon walks out of the room*

Kage: Not about winning what kind of faggots do they team us up with. Dis Dragon doesn't even give two shits and are other teammates are homos.

Sledge: I don't think they are homos.

Kage: You wouldn't......

Sledge:......Prick......

Kage: You know what, your a bitch...... Let's just go attempt to win this fucking free for all with, Dragon, and the Spice boys. I will take out Oko, you get Primate big guy.

Sledge: My pleasure.

Kage: I hope that there isn't anymore of those fuckin fire ball shit......

*They begin walking out of the room*

Kage: I thought this was wrestling, not fuckin Mortal Kombat.

*Door Shuts*
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