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Old 24 Mar 2007, 08:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Promos will be due by Friday March 30th at 7PM EST

Contract Signing
DC and Force contract signing for the IWO World Title

Tag Tourney Match
Tim Ross & Judge vs. Jingling Brothers

Tag Tourney Match
Spice Boys vs. Thugged Out

Tag Team Match
Riot Makers vs. Masque & Joker

Singles Match
Tiger vs. Vanilla Gorilla w/ Peabody

Hardcore Title Battle Royal
Mr. Giggles (c) vs. Scorpion vs. Ravage vs. Oko vs. Joe the Schmo vs. Alli Sabbah vs. Corey Taylor

Streetfight
Johnny Blade vs. Black Dragon

Singles Match
Troy vs. Jason

Singles Match
Josh vs. Crusher
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*Backstage we see the tag team, known as the "Riot Makers"*

Kage: Ladies and Gentlemen, if I could have your attention please. Cause we're gonna RIOT tonight.............................

*Crowd Pop*

Kage: Let me begin by introducing the man with a plan, the giant, the peacemaker, the thunder from down under, the lighting in your fire......

Sledge: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!

Kage: Damn! This here is my homeboy Sledge! As for me, I am the cheetah in da jungle, da high flyin, double timin, backflippin........

Sledge: Not again.........

Kage: You know, just once you could let me do this without your bitchin.

*Sledge shakes his head*

Kage: Alright, as I was sayin, the name is the one the only Kage, and we are Riot Makers. Tonight we debut to face IWO's most feared wrestler, Masque. That's where you come in big guy.

*Sledge rolls his eyes*

Kage: Also we face the man on a hot streak lately, Joker. You see Sista Sledge.

Sledge: Don't call me that. *Sledge looks at Kage redfaced and pissed*

Kage: Settle down there Orge. Tonight we are gonna debut with the biggest victory of any team in this federation. From what I'm told there is a tourney already being held for the Tag titles. I was not informed.

Sledge: We haven't wrestled yet.

Kage: I don't care, I say the winner of the tourney faces us in a ladder match for the title.

Sledge: That couldn't happen.

Kage: Why Not?

Sledge: WE HAVEN'T WRESTLED YET MORON!!!!!

Kage: That hurts big man, the belly of the beast just crushed me. I want a shot though we can hold gold.

Sledge: I do agree with that much.

Kage: So tonight when we face the Host and the Ghost.....

Sledge: That didn't make sense.

Kage: The ghost part did,

*Sledge Shakes his head no*

Kage: fine fine..... Tonight when we face the Bitch, and the Witch, I demand to hear more about this tourney.

Sledge: Are shots coming too, don't get pissed.

Kage: I'm already pissed, it's been 1 day in and we aren't champions, what the hell is this?

Sledge: GOD, ARE YOU DEAF WE HAVE NOT WRESTLED YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kage: Man, why you got to yell at me like that!?!?! You know I'm scared of you.

*Sledge Smirks*

Kage: We will be champs, and the Last thing I want to say is.....

Sledge: What?

Kage: Ya'll can't fuck wit us.

*Kage dances off screen as Sledge shakes his head and follows*
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Old 26 Mar 2007, 06:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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*The cameras show a car pull up and Jason gets out along with Stacy,they are getting their bags out of the trunk as Chad Williard walks up*

Chad - You got a moment?

Jason - Sure

Chad - I would just like to congratulate you on your amazing win last week and moving on up in the tag team tournament

Jason - Whoa whoa whoa hold on a minute...thank you for the congrats but I can't take all the credit because I couldn't have done it without Josh,and we will continue to move on in this tournament and be one step closer to becoming the tag team champions and we will show every one of those tag teams and all the fans out there why we were and still are the greatest tag team to ever to step foot in this business

Chad - Well said...this week you'll once again be facing your nemesis Troy

Jason - I wouldn't really call him my nemesis but I do hate the guy and just like I did 3 weeks ago I'll show him why he is and always will be inferior to me...he's nothing compared to me and tonight he'll learn that the hard way

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Masque and Joker are seen standing in front of an alter surrounded by dark robed figures.

There is a bowl upon the table filled with red liquid and the camera zooms in as a vision forms there.

We see two figures in the vision babbling about thier match against Masque and Joker. One appears to be speaking jive while the other seems to just be trying to decipher the others speech.

The vision fades and we zoom back out to see Joker and Masque staring at each other. Suddenly they break out in uncontrollible laughter.

The entire congregation joins in and as they shake in laughter we catch glipses of rotted flesh underneath the robes in random places.

Masque: "Joker. The one seems fixated on gold. I do believe we should give him just what he wants in our match."

Joker: "Ahhh I see. I have just the item right here for that."

He pulls out a golden dagger with the handle shaped into some horrible creature.

Masque: "Rejoice my creatures for tonight there shall be a dark sacrifice. The ones known as riot makers shall be plunged into utter darkness and thier comical diatribe shall be stilled forever."

Chorus of undead worshipers?: "Death to the unbelievers! Destroy the infidels!"

As the camera goes dark they continue thier chant and dark sinister laughter accompanies them.
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*Joe the Schmo is standing in the hallway in a new suit, and his hair is slicked back, Hugh Miller comes up to him*

Hugh: Joe what is....

Joe: Hold on Hugh, it's no longer Joe, my name is Joseph T. Schmo, Esquire.

Hugh: ummmm...okay, Joseph.

Joseph: Look Hugh, I have made some changes in my life. You see some people frown on me for taking Alli's money last week. But you see I made a business decision, and with that money, I have made myself a whole lot more in the stock game. Besides all that, Joe the Schmo was your average chum, you local guy at the supermakert, or that guy behind the desk at the video store. Not anymore Hugh, Joseph T. Schmo, Esquire is here to give new direction to the IWO.

Hugh: but how does this money help you with your wrestling.

Joseph: Silly man, how does money help anything. I have a new look on life, and it's a good one. As for my match this week...well there is nothing wrong with a little bit of gold to go along with my green. You see I can't be bought off this week. I will how do you say stoop to the level of those around me, and fight dirty if I have to, and in the end I will become Hardcore Champion. You see Hugh, no one in this match will be better dressed, better prepared, or more determined than me. Now I have to go to the cleaners and my new suits, if you don't mind.

*Joseph walks past Hugh who seems to have a confused look on his face.

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*Joker sits in a lighted corner of a dark room*

Joker: Riots, they cause havoc, well so does evil...Havoc on the brain, on the soul and the hearts of those around you. Masque is prepared to bury you, while I will give you the Ultimate Mindfuck....but wait, there's more for you mere mortals, the Riot Makers...you are a tune up, a first course, in the dinner of the dead....after we annihilate you two fools, the tag team titles will soon be in our grasp...See our destiny, our future is already determined, much like yours, the fate of your careers, are in our hands...So prepare for pain, and prepare to be driven back into hell!

*Joker laughs loudly as the light goes out.*
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*Juge enters the ring to loud boos and grabs a mike*
Judge: See this is why I'm still the TV champion. Whilst Crusher was busy catering to the fans. Trying to pull of high risk, low impact moves to please you idiots I was busy focusing on getting the victory and ending yet another career here in the IWO. Sending yet another doofus back to the midcard *crowd boos*. Of course thats exactly what I did.

Now this week the commisioner thought it would be amusing to put me in match which he knew I would dislike. A tag tourney match. But you know what commisioner? That decision is gonna come back to bite you in the arse. You and me have a date with destiny and you have only given me yet another oppurtunity to make that meeting a reality. See whilst you think you can ignore me as a realistic contender for the IWO world title, cos I only have the TV title. You will no longer be able to ignore me when I am tag champ AND the holder of the TV title *crowd boos*.

So I'm gonna play along with your little game commisioner. I'm going to go all the way with Tim Ross and win your little tag tourney and the new IWO tag belts. I'm gonna work as a team with the one guy in your pathetic IWO that I can vaguely stand. Mainly cos he wasn't part of it before the dog catcher decided to suck your cock and represent the IWO in the IWO vs RWA match to get a shot at the world title *crowd boos*. Tim Ross lets win this in memory of the RWA. Lets win this to send another message to the commisioner. Lets win this to begin a new order in the IWO. The Judge's order.

Jingle brothers I hope you didn't plan for us to collapse in this match, and pick up the upset victory, cos the only thing thats going to be upset at the end of this match is your dreams of being anything other than low life jobber scum.

So Jingle brothers put those two brainless heads of yours together and try and answer yourself this little question: What you gonna do...what you gonna do...when the future tag champs...come...for You!
*Judge walks out of the ring to loud boos*
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Mr Giggles walks back into the room we saw him in last time carrying the Hardcore Title in his hands. he jumps back startled as the mysterious voice speaks once again.

"Giggles the man the legend. He defeated those who stood in his path and persevered. Now he faces his greatest challenge ever as he faces his former employer Alli Sabbah and several other lesser wrestlers."

Giggles puffs up with pride as he hears these words. He flexes and poses with the belt in fantastic mime fashion. The voice continues however there is something that has changed in the tone of it.

|Yes Giggles the man the myth....... the JOKE. There is no hope for him as always he has proven himself for what he is.... a fool!"

Suddenly Swinn runs up behind Giggles and clubs him in the back of the legs with a miniature baseball bat. sa Giggles hits the ground AlliSabbah runs into the room with the megaphone he was using to disguise and enhance his voice and smacks Giggles across the head with it knocking him completely our cold.

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The Camera focuses upon Giggles and shows $1 laying upon Giggles chest.
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* Blade is seen walking around with the kendo stick over his shoulder *

HI everyone its your old buddy Johnny Blade here and I'm at the IWO Headquarters because I'm Pissed off and i want my title shot at DC. If you all havent seen at Redemption I was screwed over by the Johnny Blade wanna be Black Dragon. He wasn't originally called Black Dragon, he added that to make himself seem tough even tho hes not. Seriously look at him, he held the hardcore belt for what two weeks compared to my 2 or 3 months! Seriously I'm higher then him and i should not even be in this match but i have some revenge to get on his ass.

So what ill be doing here is taking this kendo stick and beating the crap out of Dragon until he is covered in bruises and has blood pouring from the wounds. He made a big mistake fucking up my IWO Heavyweight title shot and making me lose to that joke of a person Giggles or whatever his name is. I was going to bring respect back to that title but now its a joke and I don't even care anymore, im going through everyone I have to so i can reach my destiny of being the best damn champion here in the IWO. Now when i get that title you will be seeing an entirely new Johnny Blade, if you thought i wouldnt take shit from anyone now wait cause Im on a path of destruction and all that will be around is broken bodies and broken bones, and trails of blood from here to Russia!

So now i'm going to go into the headquarters here and demand my Title shot be given to me immediately!

*Blade opens the door and proceeds to walk in*

Oops sorry i should have held the door open for my camera man, that was very rude of me, i'm sorry.

*Blades walks up to the front desk and sees the nice young secretary sitting at the desk infront of a big IWO wall scroll*

Blade: Hello im here to see Gene Smith the commissioner that seems almost existent here. Maybe he could get me a title shot?

Secretary: Well hes out right now, would you like for me to leave a message?

Blade: Sure tell him that if Johnny Blade , thats me, wants an IWO Heavyweight title shot, and if he doesnt get it then he is going to bring IWO to its knees.

Secretary: Alright ill leave this for him to see and discuss with the CEO and everyone.

Blade: Thank you very much, because you have been so nice, and I am a gentleman and have respect for women i wont hit you with this cane right here. So ill be seeing you later and keep well and stay out of trouble.

Now IWO if you don't answer what I want i am going to take out everyone necessary until i get my title shot. So for what it worth this is my plea and i'm going to make an example out of Dragon and pick his body apart and make his day a living hell and proceed with a torture that will make everything else ive done look like a pillow fight. There will be barbwire, chairs, tables and everything in between. Hell ill even take him out to the parking lot and smash his head against every car in sight because i can. This will be the start of the path of destruction until i get what i want, everyone opponent after will have to deal with this so its going to be leading those sleep to the slaughter. I'm ready for all comers, I am the "Master Of Ultraviolence" Johnny Blade and Im going on a rampage here so look out or get hurt.

* Blade goes to his car and speeds away leaving the camera man in a cloud of smoke from a burnout *
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*Dragon is seen pacing in his locker room*

Hugh: Dragon you seem nervous, or worried about something.

Dragon:.........

Hugh: Uhhhh......Dragon, hey buddy.......it's Mad Hugh c'mon.

*Hugh taps dragon on the shoulder and Dragon jumps*

Hugh: Woah Dragon, I didn't mean to startle you.

*Dragon turns to throw a punch, but restrains*

Hugh: Wow that was close Dragon I'm sorry, it's just me.

Dragon: How........

*Dragon continues to pace*

Hugh: How what Dragon?

Dragon: How does a worthless competitor win the title. How does someone like Mr. Happy win the title. Isn't this a federation for wrestlers with talent. Mr. Smiles here somehow comes on top after I annihilate everyone in the ring.

Hugh: Well Dragon.....MR GIGGLES made a smart move, wrestling isn't just physical beatings, you have to be smart too.

Dragon: He's a fuckin clown. Mr. Silly mimics people. The guy can't even talk. What the hell is this federation turning into. A Clown holds the hardcore title. This is absurd, this doesn't make sense. I destroy the competition and then I get put in a street fight with Blade. Why? What is upper management doing. Blade is clearly a out of his league. I mean the man had a run for 3 months with the title, and now he is struggling to win a match. Every time I go for the title Blade is in my way. I held the title and lost it because blade attacked me from behind when I was coming for my match. This pathetic excuse of a wrestler is always in my way. Stopping me from achieving my goals. This has to stop this has to end Hugh.

Hugh: Well Dragon you have a match with him, a street fight.

Dragon: No, no thats just not enough. I'm sick of this useless wrestler, I'm sick of these pathetic matches. Blade wants a shot at the title. Well why doesn't he wrestle me in a best of three for that shot. Today a street fight, next week an Ironman, and last a Cage, escape over the top only match. Me and Blade one on one for a shot at a title, any title I'm not picky, cause I'm not worried about the title, no. In the end I'm gonna make sure Blade never gets in my way again. So Mr. Smith I know you have the power. MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

*Dragon leaves his locker room enraged*
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DC..I'm going to make this short and sweet with you..Because I don't feel the need to berate you..Yet. I have my world title..And the fact that you even attempt to degrade it sickens me. Are we friends?..Yes..But now we're both World Champions..And if the IWO isn't big enough for that as you say..Then so be it. My title is just as important as yours DC..And don't forget it. I'm on the top of the mountain again..Right with you. Just remember..You try anything stupid at this signing..And you might be signing it in your own blood my friend.
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Gel is standing in Full Highlander garb holding a large sword by his side while Curry muncher paces bac and forth.

Curry: What the hell is wrong with that Smith. First he keeps us out of the arena then he sets us up in matches just to try and make us look like idiots or even worse against people who are more than likely going to attempt to murder us.

Gel: KERRRR PLAHHHH

Curry: You know what I know when this all started. This all started when you decided you wanted more credibility and we started going against what the head office was asking us to do.

Gel staggers forward a little and begins to garble in an Anna Nicole Smith style gibberish.

Curry. Yep thats right.

Curry Looks at the camera.

Curry: Yessir everyone tonight we are going to rise back up in our rightful place in the IWO. Gel has started drinking again. Im going to go back to my Curry and we are once again going to be the famous band. THE SPICE BOYS. Hit our music.

A familiar tune begins to play as Gel begins to drunkenly dance and currys sweaty flabby body sways in what looks to be some variation of the macarena.

Gel and Curry singing: If ya wanna eat my curry ya batta grab it real fast.......

The sounds of teenage girls are head around the world screaming at the return of the Spice Boys. Are the screams in happiness of terror we will leave up to you to decide.

As it fades the following message is shown on the screen.

Spice Boys looking for new member. Any Current or past IWO member may apply.
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Exo: Yes sir...No, that’s not a problem...Yes sir...They don’t look like anything you need to worry about...Right away sir...We’ll take care of it...Just leave everything to us...That’s what you’re paying us for...Yes sir, right away.*click*

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Exo: Aight, the client expects us to dismiss these Spicy Boys A-S-A-P.

Stick: Ahahahahahaaa the Spicy Boys. These fools gotta be a fuckin' joke with that name.

Exo: Yeah, that’s right, the Spicy Boys. Jesus, you remember those ho’s we used to hear at the club? “If you wanna be my lover?” What the hell are these Boys lookin’ for?

Stick: I'm tired of all these faggots in this dump. we got fucking Dick Muncher and Gayheart this week? Man these faggots are gonna be easy mothafuckas. I just hope they're gay asses aren't into that S&M shit. They might like us kicking their teeth down their throats.

Exo: Hey, you know, if that’s what they’re into that’s cool and all, just make sure they keep their pants on when they in the ring with us. When we finished, they can go comfort each other or whatever freaky thing it is they need to do. We got to get back to where we get a little action ourselves. You seen some of the new girls? Daaaamn, these bitches getting sexier and sexier every week.

Stick: Fuck yeah my nigga. I was bangin' the hell outta this one bad broad, then the freaky bitch just went pussy to mouth. Shit was too much and I just busted all down her throat. I gotta remember to call that bitch back tonight.

Exo: Now that’s the kinda freaky shit I’m talkin’bout. Not some butt munching, curry slurper, lookin’ like he aint never had 2 peso’s to spend on a shirt. Just another fat lazy slob, like we kick to the curb every night at the club. Be a miracle if this greazy pig don’t have a heart attack on the ramp. I don’t even wanna think about that tired old drunk Mibson.

Stick: Fuck Mel Dickson. That queer won't be able to handle Thugged Out. He'll wish he was still in fuckin' Hollywood.

*Exo and Stick turn towards camera and look into lens.

Exo: Spicy Boys, we don’t mean to insult you and your lifestyle, but we got a job to do. We got to bury your asses and get the hell out of this place. We gettin’ paid to take care of business tonight. We don’t wipe the mat with you, we don’t get paid, and that just aint gonna happen. Not now, not tonight, not ever.

Stick: Yeah niggas, we kick your punk asses, we get our bread. You fuck with our bread, the next ass kickin' will be on the house and just for fuckin' fun. Remember that shit.

Exo: I hope we don’t have to send a permanent message. Don’t wanna see you spend the rest of your old feeble lives crippled. But we gonna do what we hav’ta. We takin’ you down. We takin’ all you posers down, and it aint gonna be pretty round here when we done.

Stick: Shit's gonna ugly like Wacko Jacko. We're the last niggas yall mothafuckas wanna run into backstage in this dump. You run into us, it's OV. Don't know what that is? Come and try us.

Exo: No shit. Thugged Out is on the clock. Now let’s go slap these spicy bitches crosseyed. We'd leave you a card, but I don't think either of you can read it.

*Stick looks right into camera

Stick: We bout to get Thugged Out on your bitch asses.

*Stick shoves camera out of face and Thugged Out walk off set.
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*DC walks into the IWO Arena, he is met by April Century*

April: DC tonight is a big night for you, or you excited?

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DC: April, I am more than excited if you must know. Because tonight is the night that I show Force and everyone else what a real champion looks like. You see tonight we sign a contract to wrestle at Spring Stampede. I just hope that Force is man enough to put his title on the line, just like I will be doing. I mean think of it April, DC vs. Force, Title vs. Title....Now that is a match the fans want to see. Now, I got to go take care of some things.

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