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Old 06 Jan 2007, 08:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Holiday Havoc live from New York City

Ladder Match for the World Title
Unstoppable Force v. Troy Alston
After winning the #1 contendership, Troy gave Force a run for his money at High Stakes. In controversial fashion both men pinned each other, making Mr. Smith hold the World Title up. His solution a ladder match with the belt hanging high above the ring. Will Force retain the World Title or will the cocky Troy finally climb the ladder to greatness?

TV Title Match/25 Minute Time Limit
DC (c) w/ Wilma v. Judge Dredd
Judge beat Crusher last week to win the #1 contendership and earn a right to face DC. The TV Champ will have his hands full as the fued with Alli Sabbah's cult will make things more interesting.

Hardcore Title Match
Johnny Blade (c) v. Demon Alexander
The last time these two fought, it ended in a no contest. Demon let his vampire women help Blade celebrate his battle royal victory, but was it all part of a plot. Mr. Smith granted this match that it appears Demon asked for.

Loser Leaves the IWO
Primate v. Oko
Primate was once managed by Oko, but his trainer felt he wasn't mentally tough. After weeks of punishment and sneak attacks this fued comes to a finish as the loser must leave the IWO.

Submisison Match
Josh v. Highlight
Highlight lost his career in a match to Josh. His shocking return cost Josh the chance at the World Title. At High Stakes Highlight punished Josh inside of a cage and once again last week with a sneak attack. This match will be the rubber match and proved who is the better man.

Tag Team Match
Alli Sabbah & Mr. Giggles v. The Spice Boys
The Spice Boys have lost their identity. Saddled with a gimmick they want to get away from, Curry Muncher and Gel Mibson have been trying new attire. Their new attitude hasn't won them any matches, and against Sabbah and Giggles with the MWO always present, it might not start anytime soon.

Fatal Four Way
Jason w/Stacy v. Crusher v. Joe the Schmo v. Crazyskill
A big victory by Jason last week made him the only winner of these four heading into the PPV. Crusher was robbed out of his chance to fight for the TV Title, while Joe the Schmo once again couldn't beat DC. Crazyskill was eliminated in a battle royal last week. All three men will be looking to give Jason the L, but with a new finisher he might be the man to prevail.

Parking Lot Brawl
Masque v. Corey
Corey freed himself from the shackles of torture and got a little revenge in his first match in almost a month. However, afterwards Masque and Joker once again captured him and put him under their spell. Will Corey be allowed to show up, and what demonic plans are in store for the former World Champion?


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*Camera zooms in on Judge backstage*
Judge: Last week I did, what, lets face it, we all knew I would. Crusher put up a good fight, but in the end it was no match for perfection *crowd boos, we see Judge getting visibly aggravated*. SHUT THE HELL UP! You fans don't understand what its like. You sit back there on your fat arses cheering your champions like DC *crowd cheers* and booing people like me, the Judge *fans boo*.

But I figured you out. I know now why you do the things you do. You see DC is a great wrestler no doubt, he was recently announced the wrestler of the year and yes, he has beaten me before *crowd cheers*. But thats not why the fans like him. The reason you fans cheer for DC so much is cos you understand what it is like for him. Because he is not perfection. He is human. He makes mistakes. He is not undefeated. You people understand that because thats what you all do everyday of your lives. You fail *crowd boos*.

That brings me to the reason why you boo me. I am the single greatest wrestler, the single greatest competitor the IWO has ever seen. I rarely make mistakes and when I do its purely cos I'm a victim of circumstance. I AM PERFECTION *crowd boos like crazy*! Boo all the fuck you like but it just proves I'm right. You hate me because you all secretly wanna be just like me. So everyday I have to bear the cross of perfection and let me tell you its not easy. Every match I'm booed even though I'm just giving you the results that are best for you all *crwod boos*.

*Judge pauses and looks around as if something in the air is different* Do you feel that? The electricity in the air? That's the feeling of change. That's the feeling that comes at the start of a new era. The Judge's era. An era that begins at Holiday Havoc whether you fans like it or not. Its not about what you like, its about whats best for this company, and whats best for this company right now...is ME!

I suffer for my perfection everyday. I suffer to bring Justice and deliver punishment to those in need of it. But of course it is a job that doesn't get any appreciation. But that doesn't matter. Because at Holiday Havoc when I win my first championship it will all make it worth my while. The 1...2...3 at the end of that match will only be the start of geat hings for the Judge and you can count on that, cos my sentence is final!

So with Alli and his personal guard of law enforcers behind me, I guarantee you I'm not gonna make Holiday Havoc easy for you. So you better ask yourself the question that soon every wrestler in the lockeroom, and every fan sitting on their fat arses across the world are gonna be asking. What you gonna do...what you gonna do...when the Judge...comes...FOR YOU!
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*No Rest For The Wicked plays to a huge cheer from the crowd. Primate comes out as the crowd gets even louder. He walks down to the ring and climbs in as someone hands him a mic. He walks around the ring a little bit, looking at the masses of "Primate" and "King of the Jungle"signs, smiling just a little bit. He raises the mic to talk.*

Primate: So it all comes down to this.

*Crowd Cheers*

Primate: If I win, we never have to be cursed with the sight of that backstabbing son of a bitch Oko.

*Crowd Cheers*

Primate: I brought him in this league as my manager to teach me how to be more of a total wrestler. You see, back on the continent, back in his stupid little village, Oko was quite the wrestler. Hell, his name was known hundreds of miles away. I wanted to learn the technical side of wrestling, and what better man to do it, than the legendary wrestler of Africa? Well, this little plan of mine backfired. Oko grew a head, and decided I wasn't mentally tough enough for the game. So he stabbed me in the back, and screwed me out of a win.

*crowd boos*

Primate: Well this lead to us going back and forth, beating each other to within an inch our our lives. This weekend though, I put a stop to that. This weekend, Oko, at Holiday Havoc, you will step into an IWO ring for the final time. This company will finally be rid of you, and there will be no buying tickets. That's right. If you lose, Mr. Smith is putting your ass on a plane right back to Africa.

*Wherever I May Roam by Metallica starts playing. There is a huge boo from the crowd as Oko walks out with a mic. He stands at the top of the ramp for a second, as if he's going to start talking. He finally smiles and shakes his head, walks down to the ring, and gets in. Primate stairs down Oko, as Oko walks around the ring a little, with an arrogant stride.*

Oko: It amazes me, that with all the blabble you spit out, you can still manage to get a true statement in there every once and a while. You say there will be no more buying tickets for me. That's indeed true. However, it's not true for the reasons you stated. Oh no Primate. After Holiday Havoc, I won't need those tickets, because I'll have won that match. You said Mr. Smith has a plane ticket waiting for me. That's true, but also on his desk is a big fat contract just waiting for me. Primate, you might as well be packing your bags. I said your not mentally tough enough, and I stand by that. Your not fit for the game.

*The crowd boos*

Oko: You may think you can hang with me. The truth is Primate, you can't. You just simply can't. If you think what you've seen of me in the IWO is the best I have, well your terribly mistaken. I have a whole nother level. A whole nother level that you can't even imagine. If you think what I did to Gel Mibson was insane, just wait until you see what I do to you. This weekend Primate, your going to see the hunter in me. That's right. Your a great beast, even if you are mentally weak, but like all great beasts, you will be hunted down. You will see your end, and when your looking up after you've heard that 1, 2, 3 count, and you see my hand being raised in triumph, and you realize your career is over, you'll know what it's like to be hunted down.

*By now Primate and Oko have gotten face to face, so that each other's foreheads touch. Oko drops his mic, and looks at Primate as if he's going to hit him. Primate instinctly flexes his muscles, returing the agressive look right back, ready for combat. Oko looks at Primate a little longer with this agressive look, and then changes expressions. He smiles, and backs away from Primate. He gets out of the ring, and walks backwards up the ramp, smiling. Primate is still stairing at Oko with the agressive look. The camera zooms in on Primate's face, and the camera goes black.*
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*Fort Minor's 'Remember the Name' sounds quietly in an empty arena. This is the entrance music of one man. The man who will face the Unstoppable Force at Holiday Havoc for the IWO World Championship. In this arena, a lone wrestling ring is the only object visible, with a large light shining down in the middle. In this ring, a 30 foot ladder stands high above. Atop this ladder is the champion/challenger/contender, 'The Epitome' Troy Alston, in a vintage black tee, baggy denim jeans and white sneakers, along with a pair of sunglasses resting under his spikey hair. He sits there, emotionless with a blank stare. He rubs his face in exhaustion, trying to stay awake. The camera zooms into his face until he notices it, and just stares into it, bleakly.*

Troy(in a low, yet sharp voice): People have been asking me...what my 'thoughts' are in my upcoming title match at Holiday Havoc. They ask what is going through my head, in possibly the biggest match of my career. For once in my life, I do not have an answer for them. The usual, sharp-witted, quick-answered Troy Alston could only stop and ponder for what seemed like forever. And just...shrug. Not knowing what to say. And I...couldn't believe it myself.

My feelings for this particular match could not be explained into words. I, for once, had nothing to say. No predictions for the match. No strategies. No...nothing. I've always heard, 'actions speak louder than words,' but I was never a believer.

I always had the witty thing to say about my upcoming match. Whether it were to embarass the fuck out of my opponent, or simply boast about my accolades, this time, it simply did not matter. Force has the same things he could boast about, as well. And I...have never had a foe that would compare to me so greatly. Whether you admit it or not, this match is split, right down the middle.

Force, you see how this match has impacted my life. It is somewhat of a reality check, and I guess..I have you to thank. For making me humble, wise...and focused. Focused on proving everyone wrong. Focused on bringing my 'A' game. Focused on showing everyone who the real leader of this business is. Focused...on taking the title which I fully deserve. And Force, you know what, you're welcome.


(Troy stands up on the ladder with perfect balance and has a different tone in his voice. Looks like he is back to his own self...)

You're welcome. This is the last time anybody will be kissing your ass, so soak it in bitch. Ever since your arrival in the IWO, everyone has been licking your neanderthal feet and sucking your Balco balls. From DC, to Smith, to everyone involved in the IWO, you've always been the little bitch who got the upper-end of the deal. Everything you've ever wanted, given to you on a fucking silver buffet plate. And you stand there, massive physique and all, and say how you 'inflict pain' and 'are the best' in the most monotone of voices. I watch in confusion, and think..."What the hell were they thinking?"

What could they see in a stereotypical beefcake such as yourself? How in the blue hell could they see this man running this business for years to come? Do they want to see this federation die in a couple months?

But, finally, good ol' Smith came to his senses, when he pit me up against you for the IWO title (which was handed to you by the man himself). Smith realized the mistake he made, and knew it wasn't too late to fix it. And here, I applaud Smith for having a touch of sense of how to run this business.

At High Stakes, he made the business decision and called our match a draw, which pissed me off at first...until I realized his motive. He wanted to have a rematch between you and I, and pitted us in a match which he knew I would win and beat your ass into a bloody pulp. A ladder match. A match where the athletes shine and the big men die. For once, the advantage is in my hands baby...but not like I needed it in the first place...

I suggest you climb up your stairs a couple hundred times just to get a taste of what it feels like to be higher than the ground. Maybe go to a couple playgrounds, go on the jungle gyms...maybe a swing if you can find some other fat lard to push you. Anything. Anything to gain any momentum you might have had before. Because this time, nobody except your cheap 10 year old fans are on your side. Those little tykes who are gonna follow your footsteps and start shooting up by the age of 16.

Come Holiday Havoc, I hope you find something to have you thinking positively coming into this match. Because, I know for a fact, you're sitting at home, having second thoughts about the ladder. "How am I going to climb it?" "Am I going to have a harness?" "Can the match end in a pinfall or submission?"

But please, show up on Sunday, make it somewhat entertaining...maybe a few licks to my grill. Have the fans chant your name along with your lameass catchphrases..'Cause I mean, it's all about on entertaining the fans right? As long as they have your back, it's all good! Hah...whatever.


*Troy turns around and does an amazing backflip, off the ladder onto the arena mat, next to the ring while landing perfectly on his feet.*

See you at Holiday Havoc, Force.
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Chad - I'd like to welcome my guests at this time Jason and Stacy

Jason - Hey Chad! how's it going?

Chad - Good

Jason - Did you have a good new years eve?

Chad - Yeah

Jason - That's good to hear

Chad - Thanks and congratulations to you on your win last week against Highlight

Jason - Ah thanks man but it was nothing because I knew going in there I was going to come out with the victory, and Highlight learned to never mess with my woman

Chad - Yeah how are doing by the way Stacy?

Stacy - I'm doing much better thank you

Chad - That's good to hear...Jason what are your thoughts on your match at the upcoming PPV Holiday Havoc?

Jason - Well there is one thing and that's that I'm the only person going into that match that got a victory at last week's Redemption so I got that going for me and I got my new finisher that I unvelied...the Vertebreaker!

Chad - Yeah that was an amazing move...what about your opponents?

Jason - Okay first of all we have Crusher who I have no problem with but it's going to be every man for himself out there so he better just stay out of my way, then we got Joe the Schmo who I'm not very familiar with all I know is that he's some schmo with the name Joe and he won't be winning the match as far as I'm concerned...and last but least we got my former running buddy from the New Blood Crazyskill

Stacy - I can't believe you used to be partners with that slimeball

Jason - Yeah I don't know what Troy was thinking letting him join

Stacy - Obviously he wasn't thinking

Jason - Heh...anyways I've got Skill and he looks like he's had a strung of bad luck these days and it's gonna continue after he loses this match thanks to me

Chad - One more thing...I and all of our fans would like to know why you decided to help out Josh last week?

Jason - I uhh...

Stacy - He helped him out because it was the right thing to do......right hun?

Jason - Yeah that's why...well I better go get ready for my match Chad so I think this interview is over my friend

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*A door opens and behind the door are three cardboard standups of Crazyskill, Joe the Schmo and Jason who is placed slightly away from the rest. The camera looks around until Crusher is shown standing next to the standups looking at Joe the Schmo and Crazyskill*

Not bad is it? I was always shit at art at school so I can't take the credit.

Anyways, tonight is a chance for me to go out there in a lower-card match and prove why I am the most under utilised talent in the IWO. *Crowd Pops*

You see tonight is not only stained with blood of the past but also tainted by untouchable territory. *The crowd seem somewhat confused*

Let me break it down for you. Joe the Schmo. The guy that cheated me out of my first ever PPV win at the grandest stage of them all, Championship Dreams. As far as I am concerned that bad blood is still festering in my soul because I never forgot that Joe and tonight is time for some revenge. It won't be a classic. No, no. Tonight it's going to get violent. You see I don't like to be cheated out of what is rightfully mine and tonight it won't be the usual so, so. Tonight it's about me taking apart The Schmo. *Crowd cheers*

However, tonight it's not just about me and Schmo. No, no. We seem to have the guy that can't keep himself from jobbing. Skill. The jobber to the stars. The losing streak of the century. *Crushers voice gets serious* The guy who I made tap in less than a minuite. Skill, you didn't give it your all in that match and waited until the Main Event to blindside me and take me out of the picture despite being on my team. That shit is without doubt the lowest thing to do and so tonight. It won't be a classic No, no. Tonight it's going to get violent. You see I don't like people not going to their absolute limits against me and tonight that blood runs still. Tonight it's about me taking apart Crazyskill. *Crowd cheers louder*

Finally, me and this man meet again. Except this time not as partners. I have learned alot from this phenomenal young star. It may seem on the surface that me and Jason are just to guys from the same set but behind the scenes Jason, Stacy and Myself are very friendly. It may not be about me and Jason tonight but he must know nothing will stop me reaching the top. Tonight, Jason and I won't draw blood No, no. Tonight it won't get violent. You see Jason and I are aquaintences so there will be no backturning done. Tonight it's all about me and Jason. *Crowd pops huge*

Crazyskill, Joe! It's time to step into the ring of fire bitches.

*Crusher lights a match and throws it behind himself lighting a ring of fire around Skill and The Schmo. Crusher leaves the room as the camera elevates to show the space between the ring of fire and Jason.*
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^Monday Night, your promo is good, but what's with the using "no, no" in every paragraph almost?

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*Joe the Schmo is seen looking into a camera he begins to speak*

Joe: Last week, Oko didn't seem to have my back. That's fine, I hope that piece of trash loses and gets kicked out of the IWO. But let's talk about tonight. Let's talk about Schmo getting in the ring with three guys who are not even on my level. I have been in the business a long time, and to see me back on the lower part of the card makes me sick.

Crusher, me and you we have a little history. A history that lets everyone know that I have screwed you over. Well tonight, you won't be victorious, so consider yourself screwed again.

Jason, you little punk. You aren't smart enough to even lace your own boots. So tonight when I beat you, maybe I will get a whipping to that little sugar pot of yours as well.

And Crazyskill, you know, out of the other guys you have the most ability,the endurance to take it up a notch. Lately, all I see is you losing. How sad. So tonight, the three of you young whippersnappers you are in for one hell of a beating. Because at Holiday Havoc you will find out that you don't know SCHMO!
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*DC sits in a locker room with a light on him and the camera rolling, he has the IWO TV Title over his belt...he is staring at the belt then turns to face the camera.*

Decisions. Some are big, some are small. What pants to wear...that's a small decision...mcdonald's or burger king..yet another small decision...But leaving a federation...well that's a big decision.

*DC pauses and takes the belt off his shoulder, he holds it in both hands, and rubs the title plate*

I've accomplished a lot here in the IWO...from the time I showed up and started ending careers, to becoming the longest reigning Middleweight Champion, a two-time hardcore champion, a two-time TV champion, wrestler of the year, captain of the winning team at Absolute Power..I've done it all...well almost...you see there is one thing I still have accomplished...that..is to become the World Heavyweight Champion...You see I haven't reached the top of the mountain here in the IWO...so to leave now, would seem like...a failure...yet the money to leave is there...the chance to become world champ elsewhere is there...could I excel in a place like the RWA...sure...I could be the man to carry that company..the decision is will I do it?

*DC puts the belt back on his shoulder*

The fans have been good to me...and regardless of what decision I make, I am still the IWO TV Champion, and tonight I plan on walking out of Holiday Havoc still carrying this title...you see tonight, i once again get one of Alli's croonies...that's right the big man himself, the Judge....Judge you have a decision to make. you must decide if you are willing to go the extra mile. Are you willing to put it all on the line, go out and give 110% and beat me?..I don't think you are capable of doing that...For 25 minutes you are going to be in for a war...a battle...we are going to step in that ring...and I plan on beating you from turnbuckle to turnbuckle..Judge you have accomplished nothing in this federation...in fact maybe you should take up Robere's offer...Let's face it all you are is a follower...you followed Tiger..you followed Josh...and now you are following Sabbah..Well you can follow the long list of people who have tried to take this belt from me and failed...So Judge tonight you need to make a decision, either stand out or get out..because tonight Judge you get welcomed to the Dogpound!

*DC gets up stares into the camera and walks out of the room*
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*Demon Alexander is standing in front of a Christmas tree with weapons scattered around on the ground*

It looks like my fans got what I asked for and just in time too for that hardcore match at Holiday Havoc. Sure the holidays were a few weeks ago, but where I come from the havoc lives on for a few more weeks, so this show is nothing strange to me.

I got a metal chair from suzy...I got barb wire from Bobby...I got a sledge hammer from some foreign kid that I can't pronounce his name...I got a few tables over there from Vinny...a couple of kendo sticks from Jonny and...hmmm...I guest Stacy forgot to get me something? Maybe it got lost in the mail? Anyway I'm sure I got enough weapons here to start the match against Blade.

Now, let see if there is anything else...oh yes...the hardcore title. That gift will be the best of all. Sure, it's a little late arriving and hell I actually have to go out and get it myself, but no worries, it will be fun. Just have to wrap Blade up like a present in barb wire and then start bashing his skull in with a metal chair until he can't take it anymore. Blade will drop down to his knees and beg for me to stop...but you know what Blade, I will not. I'll just kick your teeth down your throat and bash on you some more and after you received my gift, I will receive my gift and that's the hardcore title.

I hope you liked the other gift I gave you last week...the vampire ladies really know how to make a night hard to forget, so when you're lying in the hospital I hope you can amuse yourself with the memories because after I get done with you, all you will have left is the memories and I hope they are good memories...well at least you won't have to worry about where your hardcore title is because it won't be yours anymore...I'll be holding it high for all to see who really is hardcore in the IWO.

Blade, your reign will be going up in flames...

*The Christmas tree suddenly catches on fire and burns as the screen fades*
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*Joker is seen running around backstage, he is tossing stuff all over the place and finally stops in front of the camera*

Joker: So you think it's funny to not have me on the card for the PPV. Well it's not, but you want to know what will be funny. What's funny is when I show up anyway and beat the hell out of someone. Tonight Somebody is going to get the Ultimate Mindfuck!

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* Blade is seen standing in a dimly lit alley an is seen by a trashcan, he is wearing a Hatebreed hoodie and Misfits beanie *

So Demon your saying you plan on taking my title from me and in the most blatant rip off of a promo i have ever seen. Seriously the weapons under a tree and then the tree going up in flame, yea you know who did that first, yup your lookin at him, ME! If you promos are that bad i can only imagine how bad your wrestling is, you think your hardcore buts thats as hardcore as you'll ever get, just a thought. Hardcore isnt just weapons as I've shown and yes I'm first person to prove that too in IWO but thats beside the point basically Demon your gettin fucked up.

Theres no way this title is going to leave me cause I've fought to get this since the first time i showed up here in IWO and i forced change and forced IWO to bring back this division like I've said time and time again. Theres no one who can stop me and i had proved that in the 5 man Battle Royal last week whether or not the title had been on the line 4 other people couldnt stop me from winning, not even Joker or Masque and by the way you two I'm still not done yet! Demon you can try as much as you want to hurt me but I will always come back 10 times harder and 10 times tougher than you ever could fathom. The barbed wire, the chairs, tables, sledge hammers and kendo sticks will be there of course and if you think for a second i'm afraid of that you've got another thing coming bitch! I have no fears and theres none you can instill into me.

Demon I think your writing a check you ass cannot cash, you asked for this beat down and you can guess that ill be making you bleed whether you think you wont or you will cause its bound to happen. That match is my environment and theres no way you can stop me from being as violent as i want to get because i have no limits and i have no quit when it comes to wrestling for this belt. See when you try getting into my head all it does is give me a reason to fight more harder because liek it says in this song "Your doubt it drives me! Your hate is fuels me! The Challenge ignites me, IT MAKES ME FIGHT HARDER!!!". So at Holiday Havoc, i will bring havoc upon you and make you regret your decision to try and take this title away cause its stayin with me. See you there!

*Blade takes a bottle of lighter fluid, steps back from teh fire and tosses it in making the trashcan burst up a big flame.*
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