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Old 22 Dec 2006, 09:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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High Stakes Supershow live from Las Vegas.

Promos are due by Saturday Dec. 30th at 1PM EST

Main Event
World Title Match
Unstoppable Force (c) v. Troy

TV Title 25 Minute Time Limit Match
DC w/ Wilma (c) v. Masque

Hardcore Title Match
Johnny Blade (c) v. Primate

Steel Cage Match
The Josh v. Highlight

Loser leaves the IWO Match
Mr. Oldschool w/Ervin v. Crazyskill

Hardcore Handicap Match
Demon Alexander & Corey Taylor v. Joker

Singles Match
Jason w/Stacy v. Judge

Singles Match
Crusher v. Alli Sabbah

Tag Match
Joe the Schmo & Oko v. The Spice Boys (Gel & Curry)

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*The camera approaches Troy Alston's locker room, hoping to get a word with the challenger of the IWO Title at High Stakes. Just last week, his team of Mr. Giggles, Judge, Alli, and himself lost to the team of Force, Crusher, Jason and Josh. But, of course, it was not his fault...As we get into the vicinity of the locker room, the door opens and almost knocks the camera off the cameraman's shoulder. Troy Alston bursts out and looks to be in a hurry. Meanwhile, Chad Willard runs up to the Number One Contender for a word.*

Chad(hurriedly, trying to catch up to Troy): Troy Alston, mind if I have a word with you?

(Troy stops dead in his tracks and Chad, unable to stop his momentum, bumps into Troy's shoulder and falls to the ground, to the humor of the crowd.)

Troy(sarcastically shocked): That you Chad? It felt like somebody threw a bag of popcorn at me.

(Troy flexes his 18" biceps to boos and laughs. Chad struggles himself up, looking to get back on track.)

Chad(discouraged): Yeah, yeah. Anyway, your thoughts on...

(Troy grabs the mic from Chad's dinky hand with a disgusted look on his face.)

Troy: Do I sense attitude Mr. Willard?

(Chad stands scared as Troy holds his fist up like he is about to flinch. Chad screams like a 11 year old girl who finds a snake in her skirt and runs off. Troy smirks and continues to his destination. He turns the camera, mic in hand, and holds it up to his mouth, still walking.)

Troy: You see, where we are heading to, I will not say. As it may scare off numerous viewers who have not hit puberty yet. And well...ah, just follow me.

(Troy rushes out of the backstage area with the camera closely following. They finally reach the parking lot and reach a secluded area, where Troy's black Scion TC is parked. Troy slides into the vehicle and floors it, leaving the camera behind. He pulls back into reverse and opens the passenger door. He smirks as the cameraman enters the car. They speed off into the daylight.)

*The camera reappears at what appears to be a castle, with children in hooded cloaks surround it. Troy approaches one odd-looking boy with large bifocals and braces.*

Troy(trying to hold in his laugh): Now, you look like a charming fellow. (To camera) You will now see why we are here. (Back to kid). Now, what's your name, sonny?

Kid: Rupert Reynolds, sir. Why do you ask Mister?

Troy: Well...Rupert, I have a couple questions to ask you. Where exactly are we?

(Rupert laughs geekily and snorts through his nose.)

Rupert: Why, we are at Magic: The Gathering Tournament. Only the most elite of the L33T come here.

Troy: Is that so, eh? (laughs) Well, then. You must be very smart. You know...to outsmart your opponents in your lil retarded card games...

Rupert: You know what sir? Magic is a verrrrrrry difficult game! It takes mental ability, physical...

Troy: Yeah, yeah. I just have something to ask you. Can you stop the Unstoppable Force?

Rupert: The...Unstoppable Force, sir? (The boy starts laughing geekily once again at the sound of the name.) That sounds like such a n00b!!! I bet I could 'pwn' that n00bzors. (He starts laughing hysterically.) Wait til I tell the fellas!

(He runs into the castle with Troy and the camera following behind quickly. Rupert opens the castle door and we see hundreds of wooden tables, filled with millions of 'Magic: The Gathering' players.)

Rupert: FELLAS! This here strong guy says there's some n00b who calls himself the 'Unstoppable Force!'

(The room gets silent and after a minute, bursts out in laughter.)

Kid1: I BET I COULD PWN THAT KID ALL THE WAY TO PLUTO!!!

Kid2: HE SOUNDS LIKE SOME GEEK WHO WISHES HE WAS IN STAR WARS!!! WHAT A LAME-O! STAR WARS IS FOR....LIL GAY BOYS!!!

Kid3: I BET THAT NOOBZORS DOESN'T EVEN A SPIRIT LINK ENCHANTMENT!!

(The room bursts in heavier laughter after that last kid's joke. Troy stands there a bit confused, for not understanding that last joke, but still lets out a chuckle.)

Rupert: Wait a minute. Wasn't that the guy from a couple years ago who used to come in here all the time and try to compete with us? He had the WEAKEST CARDS EVER!!! I owned that kid. OH MY GOLLY GOSH! He was that old guy that used to play games with us young'ns! You remember him fellas?! Mikey Tommy, his name was!

(The rooms thinks back and remembers. They burst out laughing again. Troy's jaw is fallen to the ground as he cannot believe what he just heard.)

Rupert: Hey all! Maybe we could teach my new friend how UBER-COOL our game is!

(Troy yelps and runs away from the camera and the millions of Magic Card players chase after him, trying to get him to learn their retarded game. Troy, along with the cameraman, jumps into the car and the geeks pound his windows. Yet, he still drives away.)

Troy: Crazy sons of bitches! Now I have to clean my car 10 thousand times just to get their diseased Magic residue off my car! Geeky Faggots!

(Troy turns to the camera, almost in a different facial expression.)

Troy(calmly): Now, how does that make you feel, Force. When thousands to millions of geeks with no future whatsoever, completely diss you. I mean, in the words of the "L33T", pwn your ass on national television?(Troy starts laughing.)

Of course, you won't do anything about it...will you? Mike? You are too good of a person? You strut in the IWO like you own the place. You own, NOTHING. EXCEPT. My title. My IWO World Heavyweight Title, damnit. It's mine! And your opportunistic ass took it. And the shit you did to it. Probably hurts me even worse. To put your title, against undeserving bitches just to make yourself look better. Just like those kids who tried getting in my car. (Under his breath) Sons of bitches. They were undeserving to sniff the air I breathe, yet me, being the giving person I am, let them have that. And just like I did, when they tried to get their hands on me, I took off. As I will in our match. Except, I'll have the IWO World Heavyweight Title sitting on my passenger's seat...

But actually...The funny thing is: you just can't figure me out, eh Force? You haven't been approached by anyone like me before. You can't counter my moves, my abilities, my insults? You respond to me in monotone monologues, that seem to go for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours... You call yourself a champion yet you should call yourself a damn rock. And you know why? Because you are as entertaining as a fucking rock. You sit there, and...sit there. Until something does something to you. Whether it be crush you or throw you. And that is what I plan to do, come High Stakes.

Pack your bags and your steroid paraphernilia, rent the best hotel you can find and have a jolly ol' good time in Vegas. Because, that will be the ONLY highlight of your trip to Las Vegas. Once Sunday Night hits, all those 50 year old hookers with STDs you hook up with, will all just be part of the past when you see yourself staring straight into the arena lights, until....BOOM. My patented Blueprint lands across your throat and you gasp and gag for oxygen in your system. You'll be wishing you never got into this wrestling game. You will reminisce those times where you were just like Rupert Reynolds and played your card games. Until your sadistic neighbor Sid offered you some steroids to help you gain friends. The rest is history Mike.

So, when I take the very title you caress every day when you wake up and every night you take it up the ass from good ol' Sid, don't blame me; blame yourself. Because...everyone deserves what they get coming to them. Pain is mandatory? Well, what will happen right now is gonna hurt for a while...


(Surprisingly, nerdy kids pop up from Troy's back seat and in unison, chant)

Nerds: The Unstoppable Force is a n00b!

*The camera fades...*
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*We see Jason and Stacy sitting together in their lockeroom*

Jason - Here babe...I got you a gift

Stacy - Oh how sweet of you!

*She unwraps it to find sexy lingerie*

Jason - You like it?

Stacy - I love it!

Jason - I was thinking later tonight after I beat the hell out of Judge you could try it on and show it to me

Stacy - Oh you were huh?

Jason - Well yeah

Stacy - Have you been a good boy this year?

Jason - Yes I have been a very good boy this year

Stacy - Hmm...

Jason - Oh c'mon babe

Stacy - Of course I'll show it to you

Jason - Did you get me anything?

Stacy - Oh yeah!

*She hands him a nicely wrapped box and he opens it to find black silk boxers and a black silk robe*

Jason - Oh babe I love it

Stacy - You do?

Jason - Of course I do

Stacy - You know what?

Jason - What?

Stacy - I really hope you beat the heck out of that jerk Judge tonight

Jason - Oh I will and that'll be just the beginning in ridding the IWO of Alli Sabbah

Stacy - Then everything will be peaceful again in this company

Jason - Yeah

Stacy - Come on hun...let's get ready for your match

Jason - Okay

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*Camera pans backstage where Tater is interviewing the Judge, camera joins the interview part of the way through, Judge notices the camera*
Judge: Now I'm not entirely sure if doing that with kind of thing with farm yard animals is legal Tater *fans laugh*...but I'm sure the fans understand where your coming from *fans boo*.
Tater: I didn't say anything about animals? What are you...
Judge: Look I have places to be and people to beat down so do we want to stay on track here?
Tater: But I wa...
Judge: Do I have to deck you out and do this interview all by myself again? You disgust me. No respect. Just like that punk Jason.
Tater: Um...Speaking of Jason, what do you think of your match with him and his partner Stacy at High Stakes?
Judge: I think its gonna be a very short match with a premature ending and I'm sure Stacy knows exactly what I'm talking about. But all jokes aside I'm looking forward to high stakes. I'm looking forward to finally delivering my final sentence to the walking STD and his personal STD dispenser partner. I will be sending you back to curtain jerk with my old pal the Josh and in the process proving myself once again as the single greatest wrestler in the IWO not wearing gold.
Tater: But you have to take into account that Stacy has been making a considerable impact on Jason's matches, this could become a two on one competion.
Judge: Tell me Tater how much threat is a man in a dress?
Tater: Um...I...
Judge: I guess I'm really asking how much of a threat are you every Sunday?
Tater: What are you talking about?
Judge: No threat, thats exactly right. Stacy and Jason this week at high stakes our match will be a very high stake match. Cos when you lose to me, your gonna be so beaten up that you'll have no choice but to wrestle dark matches and curtain jerkers. So my two STD loving friends. What you gonna do...what you gonna do...when the Judge...comes for you!
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*The camera suddenly blinks and shows Chris "The Highlight" Breedlove out in California at the San Diego Zoo interestingly enough.*


So my wish has been granted and I get my chance to try to kill you Josh. You can say I beat up your gardener but that matters in a sense of very little. I'm not going to destroy you. Hell, I don't even think i'm going to land one of my finishing moves on you.


What I am going to do however, is bash your head into the steel cage until the night is over. I'm not going to stop after beating you within an inch of your life in our match. No matter the result, you're going to bleed and I will get my revenge.



*The camera perspective turns to a cage with a lion and a lamb in it, you can't see The Highlight but you can still hear his voice*

It's ironic Josh isn't it? You seem to end my career while furthering yours with an "amazing" spot. You didn't care about my health, you didn't show any sportsmanship, you just wanted me gone.

And I was for a time. I had to be at home, stuck in a mental cage not unlike the cage we'll be fighting each other in and I couldn't do anything to take back my dignity.

Come High Stakes, you're not getting out of that cage. You're going to stay there and I am going to end you Josh.



*The Camera blurs and sees something obviously going on in the LionCage and the cameraman hurries frantically to cover up the lens*

You can't see this distruction.


And after our battle in Vegas, you and IWO will never see The Highlight in the same way EVER again.


*Camera connection shut off*
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*Stacy walks into the lockeroom when she sees Jason wrapping another gift*

Stacy - Who is that gift for?

Jason - Judge

Stacy - Why on earth did you get that jerk a gift?

Jason - Come on babe...tis the season of giving

Stacy - I guess...well what did you get him?

Jason - I can't tell you

Stacy - Oh come one you can tell me...like I'm really gonna go tell him

Jason - Good point...it's one of those rubber asses

Stacy - Why did you get him that?

Jason - Well seeing as how he likes to he likes to kick ass,I figured I'd get him this but instead of kicking it he can kiss it and while kissing it he can imagine it as Alli Sabbah's ass

Stacy - Oh you're so bad

Jason - It's the thought that counts and I got myself one too

Stacy - Why?

Jason - So I can imagine it as Judge's ass and kick it just like I'm gonna do at High Stakes...oh I got a gift for Troy too

Stacy - What did you get him?

Jason - A toy world title belt

Stacy - Why did get him that?

Jason - It's as close as he's ever gonna get to some championship gold

*They laugh together as the camera fades*

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Oh damn I hope you mean this saturday.

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*The camera is black and suddenly Crusher is in front of it. The crowd goes wild*

Tonight, justice will be served. *crowd pops*

Tonight, I will finally get my way with Alli Sabbah. Around 5 months ago when I made my IWO debut I won and set my sights on an undefeated streak that would take me to the top. Straight to the top of the IWO where I am needed. Instead, those plans were halted by what can only be described as humiliating, disturbing and homosexual. *crowd laughs*

I was knocked out cold by one Alli Sabbah and his salami and right there the future of Crusher was.....crushed. I was halted abruptly but that not even Sabbah could crush my rise. You see after that I sent myself into a whole new mentality, one where no winning streak would define my future. One where absolute destruction was neccesary and then 2 weeks ago at Redemption that changed. For the better. I united with Josh, Primate, Jason and the IWO Champion Force. In them I see something I aim for not only in the ring, but in life. An unstoppable drive for success and what is right and Alli Sabbah may only just be the beginning of this but it will be a beginning like no other. That beginning has been left to me. The IWO's best technical wrestler, the future of the IWO Championship.

Alli Sabbah, tonight I will prove to you that revenge is a dish best....served.....cold.

*Crusher barges past the camera man and walks down the hallway*
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* We see Blade looking at a Chistmas tree with gifts underneath *

Ahh my favorite holiday, 'Tis the season to be joll....well for me its Violent but it still works the same way. It is the time for giving and on Saturday i plan on handing out one hell of a beating for you Primate, this isnt the first time we have had a match and you can damn sure believe it will be worse than any we have had before. I think the time now would be to reflect back on the year i have had here in the IWO but the history says the same thing: Ive bloodied and beaten anyone who has stepped into my path in the hardcore matches i have had here in IWO. Whether it be barbed wire, table, razors, and scaffold matches it all says the same in the end, Winner and STILL Hardcore Champion - Johnny Fuckin Blade! I plan on having it say in the record books at High Stakes that Johnny Blade defeated Primate to retain the Hardcore Championship, and that my friends in a guarantee. I think i'll begin opening up some of the gifts I have here.

*Blade goes under the tree and grabs a fairly long looking box and begins to unwrap it, he now opens it*

AH HA, my good ole' buddy the barbwire bat. Ive taken this to many of my opponents and caused so much bloodshed with it, its unimaginable. Primate this will be used on you and i will make every part of bleed like it has never bled before.

* Blade picks up another box and unwraps it *

Here we have one of my favorite weapons in the entire world, no not the light tubes my good buddies but this.

*He takes the box and dumps it on the ground revealing hundreds of thumbtacks*

Heh i was in a match of these but i lost, and Primate i plan on avenging this loss and i will make you a human pin cushion, pain will be the biggest factor in our match and there will be no breaks from it as i tear you limb FROM FUCKING LIMB!IM NOT HOLDING BACK, THIS IS FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE AND THERE IS NO WAY IM LOOSING TO SOME STERIODED UP, SECOND RATE WRESTLER LIKE YOU!!!!

Primate you can say your the alpha male or whatever you like here in IWO, but its time for you to be hunted down and thats exactly what im going to do. There is no taking this belt Primate and at High Stakes you dont know what you'll be in for.

* Blade takes a set of matches from his pocket, lights the entire book on fire, and throws it into the tree causing the entire thing to go up in flames. camera focuses on fire and fades out*
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*The Josh is shown walking the Las Vegas strip*

"Ah, Sin City. The one place were you can go in with a few grand and lose your house in a matter of minutes. Now, I love to play the cards here, but I'm not here to talk about that. This week, I'm facing Highlight in a steel cage match at High Stakes. Now, Lowlife, I whopped your ass at the first supercard we had here and made you run like a scared little bitch. Then you come all cloaked in black after I won a battle royal against some of the IWO's toughest guys and pulled a Pearl Harbor as Gorilla Monsoon used to say. Good for you. You grew up and got some balls. Too bad you didn't finish the job."

*The Josh stops in front of the world famous MGM Grand Hotel and Casino*

"Now, you will get the chance to do it in a steel cage. I hope you brought your chips, stepped up to the craps table, and rolled a 7, cause when I'm through with you, you will need something to fall back on. I will make you regret ever stepping into the ring with me and you will not stay around long enough to enjoy a comeback. FOR I AM THE JOSH, THE TRUE KING OF BATTLE AT ALL TIME!"

*Camera fades as the Josh walks into the casino*
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Alli Sabbah is relaxing in the back room of a casino watching money being counted. He then turns toward the camera with a smile as he sees the camera.

"Ahh one of my favorite things. Money. It allows people the freedom to do as they choose. Such as end other peoples winning streaks."

Alli chuckles.

"Money can make a weak man strong and a strong man weak. Unfortunately for Crusher I am the one with all the cards so to speak. He speaks of revenge he speaks of homosexuality a topic of which I am sure he is quite the professional."

Two lovely lasies walk up and begin caressing Alli.

"You see Crusher I have been seen with lovely ladies my entire time in the IWO. You however have only been seen technically ahem wrestling. Technical wrestling means rolling around on the ground all sweaty and greased up with another man."

Allis ladies laugh at his amazing wit.

"You have never beat me and never will I am afraid. Your wish for revenge is like a frozen dinner which shall never be thawed out.....USELESS. In vegas the home of the wealthy and powerful I will show you and the entire IWO tyhe exact meaning of the term. He who has the gold makes the rules."

Alli stands and walks out of the room with his ladies arm in arm.
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