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Old 18 Nov 2006, 09:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Crusher runs Redemption this week.


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Main Event

Lion's Den Match for the World Title
Untostoppable Force (c) v. Crusher

Last Man Standing Match
Curry Muncher v. Mr. Giggles

Sheep in a Pen Match for the Hardcore Title
Johnny Blade (c) v. Josh

*Sheep in a pen match has barbwire instead of ring ropes and various farm tools are placed at ringside and are legal.*

15 Minute TV Title Match
Joe the Schmo (c) V. Crazyskill

Triple Threat Match w/ Tiger as Ref and Masque as Ringside Enforcer
Equalizer v. Demon v. Corey

6 Man Tag Match with First Blood Elimination Match rules
Jason & DC & Primate (w/Oko, Wilma, Stacy) v. Troy & Judge & Mr. Oldschool (w/Robere, Alli's Security, and Ervin)

*a man is eliminated when he starts bleeding. Match continues until all members of a team have been eliminated.*

Tuxedo Match ( With Gel Mibson and Alli Sabbah as commentators)
Marv Rome v. Tater Inberg

Joker and Razor have the week off.


Promos are due by Thursday at 4PM EST.
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Marv vs. Tater.

My promo will be up later this week.
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Masque is shown in a dark mauseleum with skeletons hanging all around him.

"Ah the satisfaction of a well thought out plan coming to fruitation. Corey...Demon bwahahaha. You forget to focus on your true goals. The two of you are pretenders. Corey as you must soon realize you are merely my pawn for my entertainment."

He raises his hands and the skeletons begin to grow flesh back upon their bones.

"With each humiliation I grow more powerful. Oh and Demon I do not like you either. A small man with small goals. I pity the both of you next week."

As the skeltons begin to groan and shake masque chuckles."

"I predict a victory for The Equalizer."
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*Jason's music hits as he and Stacy make their way down to the ring with a microphone in hand*

Jason - Do you people even realize how much your town sucks?

*Crowd begins to boo*

Jason - Oh you know it's true

*You Suck chants start*

Jason - My loss last week against DC was a fluke and it would've never happened if that idiot Tiger knew how to do his job,now this week another idiot named Crusher put in a match where DC is my tag team partner along with that big dumb ape Primate...I really hate these two guys but I have no other choice but to team with them and were going against one of my former buddies Troy who teams with two other idiots...

*Booing gets louder*

Jason - Will you people shut up...I'm losing my concentration

*Booing gets even louder*

Jason - SHUT UP! NOW DAMMIT!

*Stacy begins to calm him down and a fan in the front row is holding up a sign that says "Welcome to the dogpund Jason" and shouting "Whipped!" at Jason*

Jason - What are you saying fat boy? Just shut up and keep stuffing your face with those hot dogs or I'll shove that hot dog straight down your throat!

*The guy continues to yell which causes Jason to lose his temper and jumps out of the ring to slap the guy and then pulls him over the guard rail and then begins to stomp down on him*

Stacy - Get'em baby! throw him in here!

*Jason throws the guy in the ring and continues the beatdown*

Stacy - Now finish him off!

*Jason gets him up and delivers a vicious JKO on him*

Jason - Who's laughing now fat boy?! The same thing is gonna happen to your hero DC when I get my hands on him again and the same thing will happen when I get in the ring with Troy and Judge and Oldschool

*Jason continues the beatdown until Stacy finally pulls him off*

Stacy - Come on baby let's go and get ready for your match...

*They leave the ring as EMTs get in the ring to check on the fan*
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*Judge is seen walking backstage where he is approached by Tater*
Judge: Woah...what is that funky smell...oh its you Tater. What do you want?
Tater: Well I just thought I could get an interview I just wanted your...
Judge: Let me guess you wanted to ask me how it is possible that I have been single handedly dominating my competition week after week and still have no gold?
Tater: Um...I was actually just going to say...*Judge cuts him off*
Judge: It doesn't matter what you say! The fact of the matter is last week I single handedly dominated all my opponents throughout the match and picked up the victory. I should be the new champion right now. DQ or not I won that match.
Tater: But you only won cos Crazyskill hit you with a chair...
Judge: But did I win?
Tater: Yes but...
Judge: Does it not count as another victory on my record?
Tater: Well...I guess but...
Judge: Have I not been winning week in week out and showing my dominance?
Tater: Well I spose but...
Judge: What is your obsession with butts? God damn it it sickens me. Look the fact of the matter is last week I would have won via pinfall and had that belt in my hands but when I saw skill with that chair I knew there was no way I could win via pinfall. So do you know what I did?
Tater:...
Judge: Course you don't, your an idiot. I waited for the perfect oppurtunity and just as the ref was getting up I attracted skill's attention and got him to lay me out with the chair to pick up the win.
Tater: You mean to say that you planned it? Sorry but...
Judge: K dude I know this is hard for you. But you gotta stop talking about the butts. Its just not cool. A little professionalism please. Anyway, next week instead of fighting for the gold I'm in a tag match with Troy and Oldschool taking on teen angst boy, mutt catcher and the meddling ape.
Troy: Its a first blood match too. *looks proud of himself*
Judge: Thanks for that observation captain obvious. Yes it is a first blood match. Which is good cos I specialise in dealing out brutal punishments. So whilst I know none of my opponents know how to wrestle, I hope they know how to bleed. Cos when I hit them all with my guillotine leg drop they will have no other choice. Next week Justice will prevail again. Then the Judge will be coming after the gold. You can count on that. So until next week you all better look in the mirror and ask yourself this question...*tater grabs mike from Judge*
Tater: What you gonna do...*look excitedly at Judge. Judge pauses. Looks up and down at Tater. Then grabs the mike and decks him out with it.*
Judge: What you gonna do...what you gonna do...when the Judge...comes for you!
*Judge chucks mike over his shoulder as he walks off. The camera pans down to Tater who is layed out with blood pouring from his head*
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*Demon Alexander is standing in front of a mirror*

A conspiracy I tell you...a conspiracy. It took four guys to beat me for the TV title. Last week was my week...it was my time to shine, but a bunch of punks dimmed the lights on my party. This week my party is not done as I will bloody anyone and everyone who comes face to face with me.

Masque and Tiger, you two should not show up to be the officials in the 3-way match because I will give you hell...I will destroy you two. I don't really care about Corey and Equalizer in this match, but if they get in my way I will give them hell as well.

Joker, you may not have a match this week...you may be hiding, but I will still find you. I will destroy you just as well as everyone else.

Joe The Schmo, I will take you out as well. Your TV title win may be your last moment on earth.

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*An empty room is shown and a hooded man is shown hand on his chin sat on a steel folding chair. The crowd begins to pop as they realise it is Crusher. The hood is finally swung back revaling Crusher to the crowd.*

Abrupt. To end up abruptly. Two words. One meaning. To end before it's time. In recent weeks people you have seen me walk in and out of sell-out stadiums, each week kicking ass and taking names. However, that is not all. You have seen me walk out mid senteance. I have kept you waiting haven't I.

*Crusher grins and chuckles*

You see people I kept you waiting to prove a point. To prove that the I.W.O.......needs me. They need me as "the alternative", "the bad guy" and "Your future champion". Not only that it was to show everyone just how easily things can end. In the blink of an eye time changes, in the beat of heart circumstances shift and in the click of a finger things can end. People if you don't actually get what I am saying here I will make it perfectly clear. Forces reign over the I.W.O will stop just as easily as my talking. Force's title run will end. His unbeaten streak, will end and to put it frankly you are looking at the man capable of that. Crusher.

*Crowd cheers*

Moving on, tonight is my show. My chance to invite you all to see what happens in my mind. What I am capable of with this God-given brain and tonight Force. I invite you, to my world. A place where there are not limits, a place where nothing but pure adrenaline drives you on. A place I call, home. Thats right Force me and you will meet in the Lion's Den later tonight to finally decide what is better, Brains or Bulk. If I lose. I will stay out of your way, shake your hand and admit that you are indeed the Greatest Champion the IWO has ever seen and wish you all the best. However, if you lose. I want you to do the exact same with the exemption of the Greatest Champion of the IWO as I would have proved nothing at that stage.

Force, you are without a doubt a living legend in the IWO. You have faced all and some how come out on top. I admire you for all you have achieved but when I step through them ropes and into the cage, respect means nothing, rules mean nothing, friendship means......nothing. Tonight Force for one night only I want you to forget about everyone else. Your title. Your winning streak. Forget about it. I want to be the main focus of your attention. I want you to prove yourself to me. Wrestle me. Fight me. Anything you want Force I just want to see if you really are as good as they say you are. Force tonight, it's Me vs You.

*Crusher flips the hood back up and resumes his prior pose. The camera begins to back out of the room*
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*No Rest For The Wicked plays to a huge cheer from the crowd. Primate walks out to an absolutely massive ovation, probably boosted a little bit by the fact that Oko isn't with Primate. Primate gets into the ring and gets a mic.*

Priamte: You know, Gel Mibson should go into rehab or something. He was sweating alchohol, and I came out of that match legally drunk.

*crowd laughs*

Primate: But anywho, on to my match this week. I'm involved in a six-man tag match, and hell do I have an awsome team. Jason is a former heavyweight champion, and in my opinion, the man that killed off the new blood. He should seriously get a medal for that. My other opponent is DC. A man who has taken me to the absolute limit, and has helped me improve myself a great deal. He's also the man I beat for the TV Title that should still be mine. Then, of course, there is me. An aboslute beast, who could beat anybody in this company, on any given night. I feel that this team has the talent to be-

*Primate is cut off as Wherever I May Roam by Metallica starts to play on the titantron. The crowd boos as Oko comes out. Oko doesn't say anything, but walks down to the ring and gets in. He looks at Primate, giving him a nasty look, and then gets a mic.*

Oko: Why the hell did you not bother to get me? You just decided you're better off doing this interview by yourself!?

Primate: I looked all over the place and couldn't find you.

Oko: Don't give me any of that bullshit! You didn't wan't me out here today! I think I know why too. You didn't want to face me after pussying out last week against Gel Mibson! You knew you couldn't finish a job, and you didn't want to look at me today! You candyass!

*Primate gets a very pissed off look on his face.*

Primate: Hey! I pinned him! That's enough of a job done!

Oko: No it's not. Your the fucking animal. You need to be absolutely destroying people! Just pinning them isn't enough.

Primate: I'm not going to hurt him any worse than I need to. That's not me. I don't want to kill the guy.

Oko: And that's why you'll never be the best!

*The crowd gives a huge roar, happy to see the arguement going on between Primate and Oko. Primate looks at Oko, like he's not sure what to think about his friend.*

Oko: Anyway, on to your matchup this week. What are you feeling?

*Primate takes a second before he answers, still dwelling a little bit on Oko's last comment.*

Priamte: Well, just look at our team compaired to the team we're going against. Troy, Judge, and Mr. Oldschool? What a fucking joke. I've demolished Troy time and time again. I over-ruled Judge's own case, and I showed Mr. Oldschool, that Oldschool isn't always better. I probably could beat these three men by myself!

Oko: ...and that's a good thing too. I saw your comments on a tv backstage, and I told someone from the production truck who I was passing to get this ready for you.

*All eyes move to the jumbotron, as footage from DC and Jason's match from Redemption plays. It then shows a little bit of Jason's promo this week for the tag match. When the video ends, the camera goes back to Primate, who has a blank look on his face. Finally he starts rubbing his fore-head.*

Primate: And that last bit about me being able to beat all three of my opponents at one time is probably going to come in handy it seems. Judging by this footage, my two opponents won't be able to get past their differences, and work as a team to win this match.

Oko: ...as long as you do what I say, you should be fine. Don't worry about those two. They'll start fighting each other, and probably take it backstage. You won't be alone though. Don't forget you have me on your side. So let's go out there and win this thing!

*Oko gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp. Primate looks at him with a strange look on his face. The camera zooms into this look, and the camera goes black.*
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As the camera refocuses we see Giggles leaving a trail of curry in the arena as we follow him we see his diabolical plan as he places the bag under a large cage set to drop upon anyone grabbing it.

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*DC walks down a hallway when he is stopped by Hugh Miller*

Hugh: DC can I have a word with you?

sure what's on your mind?

Hugh: Everyone is wanting to know how you feel about your win last week.

Hugh, it's like this a win is a win. No matter how you got it. I am glad I won last week. I'm not proud that I won because Tiger made a fast count, but I am still glad that I picked up the victory. Besides I had nothing to do with Tiger doing what he did. I have no affiliation with him, and I have no idea why he did it.

Hugh: So this week, you take on Mr. Oldschool, Troy and Judge. And you are partnering with Primate and Jason, your thoughts?

Sounds like an easy week to me. I have destroyed the entire IWO. Tonight will be no different. Troy is weak. He is looking to Robere for help, and unfortunately that is the wrong place to look for help. Judge has put his trust in Alli Sabbah and we all know how that works out. And Oldschool well he is going to be this week's jobber of the week. As far as my partners go, Me and Jason have a history, same goes for Primate, but this week all that is put aside to get the job done.

Hugh: You know it is first blood rules?

Yeah, just another way for Crusher to try and get a leg up on the competition. That's fine because I'm going to make these chumps bleed, and then Crusher, I haven't forgotten about you...you think you are going to be the World Champ, well I got news for you, it's not going to happen. We have unfinished business from a few weeks ago Crusher, so after I beat the three amigos tonight, you are next on the list. So Troy, Judge, Oldschool, Crusher, and anyone else that is feeling froggy, come on down to the ring and get a look at the Dogpound!
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Alli and Troy are relaxing in a large hot tub surrounded by beautiful women feeding them grapes and fanning them.

"Ah Troy my friend the camera crew has arrived if you will excuse me for a minute I have much to address in regards to your future match."

Alli climbs out as some of the ladies wrap a towel around him and begin patting him dry.

"Let us start with my old friend Jason. A man whos title run was missed by anyone who blinked. I notice you are attacking helpless people due to the fact you cannot win a match to save your life."

Alli smiles.

"Oh yeah and Jason please keep Stacy away from my people its costing me a fortune in medication to control all of thier venereal diseases. Now on to Primate."

Alli stops and thinks a bit.

"On second though lets skip him. He obviously has no idea what it takes to be a real champion. If you was a smart man my simian friend you would listen to Oko as he seems to know what it takes to be a champion. If you ever get tired of that ingrate Oko I am sure theres a place for you in my employ."

Alli spreads his arms wide in a mocking bow.

"Then we have the mighty DC. A man who begs Tiger for assistance and then turns his back upon him when it is recieved. Primate and Jason should worry more about the fiend in the midst than the opponants before them. Shame DC shame on you. You should thank Tiger and be gracious about it."

Alli walks off with the women and the camera focuses upon Troy laughing at what was said.
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*Joe the Schmo walks to the ring with the TV Title, the crowd chanting Schmo! Schmo!....Joe gets a mic*

Joe: Last week I did the impossible when I became the TV Champion. I know that many of you think I won it in a dirty way. But we all know that Joe the Schmo fights fair. I had no idea that Demon was going to get attacked, nor did I know that Tiger would come down to make the count.

*not a lot of response from the crowd.*

Joe: but let me just say that I am a fighting champion, and I will defend the title Tonight and anynight!

*crowd cheers*

Joe: So tonight I take on Crazyskill. And for 15 minutes, Skill will try to do something he hasn't done in the history of the IWO, and that is win a championship. So tonight, Skill It will be a pleasure to wrestle you, but most of all it will be a honor to retain the TV Title win I beat you!

*crowd Cheers*

Joe: because Crazyskill you don't know....

*crowd chants Schmo!...Joe walks off and shakes some hands with the fans as he heads back up the rampway.*
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*The Josh is shown making his way to the ring*

"Looks like I get my second title match in as many weeks. Johnny, you might think it's funny to face me in a match named after farm animals, but I will show you that I am no laughing matter. You think you know hardcore? Last time I checked, you were some punk kid with nothing in his resume. I've seen war, I've fought the enemy in his home turf, I've fought the best the IWO has to offer. You are just another man that will regret stepping through the barbed wire against me. FOR I AM THE JOSH, THE TRUE KING OF BATTLE AT ALL TIME!!!"
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Old 22 Nov 2006, 12:20 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I look over the IWO tonight..With no catchy lines to spert out of my mouth..Nothing to captivate this audience into awe. I stand before you today..With an aggression burning inside of me that I have never felt before. Last week..Last Redemption..It was my night to shine..My first title defense..But no..I didn't get that chance..I didn't get a chance to win..I wasn't even involved in a clean decision...Not winning is quite frankly..Not an option when you're the top dog..And I won't stand for it. The people that cause that travesty know who they are..They know they have something coming to them. No one steps in my business..Costs me my match..And comes out unscathed. But alas..There is of course..Always tomorrow..And my tomorrow will come..In a Lions Den.

I'm not surprised that Crusher picked this type of match. I'm sure he watches a whole bunch of UFC/Ken Shamrock tapes,wishing he had an ounce of their toughness. And thats fine..Imitation is the best form of flattery..and I'm sure Ken Shamrock is smiling in whatever Tito Ortiz induced coma he's in. A lions Den is a sheer form of brutality..Two men with nowhere to run..No help..No..Disqualifications..Beating each other senseless until one man can take no more. This isn't going to be a classic..It's not even a wrestling match. It's just going to be me making an example out of Crusher...As I rip the epidermis from his forhead..And his blood oozes down my fingertips.

But..I haven't been in a Lions Den Match..Ever...And theres not a lot of things someone can say I haven't done...I do'nt like mysteries..I don't like being unfamiliar with things..So..I hired a construction team..to construct a Lions Den like structure on my vast area of land.....(This title does come in handy..)..And I've spent the whole week getting very well acquainted with the atmosphere. While I'm doing that..Poor Crusher can only pop in a tape of an old Lion's Den Match..And use his hand to jac...I mean..take notes of what goes down inside the structure. Preparedness is the first key to victory..Knowing more than your opponent does..Especially about the surrondings you and your opponent are in..Is essential information..And in this regard..I've one-uped..Poor..little..Crusher.

Now..Crusher claims this is a matter of Brain..vs. Bulk..Obviously he has been misinformed. See..This is the battle of a Force..Against a little fall wind..That couldn't knock over the trash can I'm about to shove Crushers career into. You see Crusher..a man with brains knows when he is beaten..Triumphed..And you..you just don't seem to recgonize that. You lie to everyone that watches the IWO..You lie to yourself. You constantly have to remind yourself you have a chance..And the only reason you do is because you know you couldn't step in that lions den with me any other way. Do you know what it feels like to be enclosed in a Lions Den Crusher?...It gives you that chlorsterphobic feeling....You always have to make your next move on the fly..Theres no time to think..You have to react at the drop of a dime..Because your opponent is always quick enough to snap you in half...In a matter of seconds...Quite Frankly Crusher..I don't think a man with your..."Brains"..Can handle such a task...But heres an Idea..Take you,and all your fans..Add all their IQ's up..And maybe..Maybe..You'll get to an average intellegence level...Theres always hope for the downtrodden now isn't there.

On a lighter note..Or more serious..depending on how you look at it..The issue of gay marriage is one thats highly debated at this time..And you may ask..How does this apply to the lions den match?..Well..Just look at Crusher..He wants himself to be the main focus of my attention..Wants me to prove myself to him..Sounds like he'd rather feel on my ass than kick it don't you think?..I mean..This sounds like some love song gone terribly,terribly wrong. Heres a though Crusher..I have nothing to prove to you. I go out there every night with only one person to prove anything to..And thats myself...And as far as you being my main foucse of attention..Yeah..You'll be for the 5 minutes it takes me to destroy you..And then you'll be perfectly gone from my mind..Now if I stay on yours..Don't tell me..Just keep your fantasies to yourself.

All Joking aside..Crusher..You've tried to take advanatage of an oppertunity..You have control..You set yourself up with the title match. But..the plan is going to backfire. I've already got you stumped. I'm more prepared than you..I'm obviously more intellegent..And yes..I do have that "Bulk"..You referred to. You see..I never got a chance at an impressive title defense..But now I do..No one will interfere in this..No one can screw this up..Crusher..the beating I saved for last week..Now must be taken out on you..Bad timing to ask for a title shot..Crusher..Your name somewhat will hold true at Redemption..Just replace that R with a D..And thats what you are..And I will..Impressively..Walk out,IWO Champion. Crusher..Pain..Is..Mandatory..For you.
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*Two unknowns are having a dark match before the start of redemption. Match is a snoozer and the fans are not even paying attention. All of the sudden Duality blars over the sound system. The fans all stand up in suprise as Corey comes through the curtain with a barb wire baseball bat in hand! Corey raises the bat in the air to a few cheers and he starts stalking toward the ring*

Fan: You got jacked last week bitch!

SO NOW ITS YOUR TURN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

*Corey draws back and cracks the fan across his back with the bat. The fan wails in pain as blood squirts out of his back. Fans start chanting holy shit! Corey climbs into the ring as the two jobbers stand frozen in fear.*

LAST WEEK WAS NOTHING SHORT OF FUCKING BULLSHIT! THOSE TWO ASS RAMMING HOMOS THINK THEY CAN GET RID OF ME BY THROWING ME OFF A FUCKING SCAFFOLD! NOTHING WILL EVER TAKE ME OUT MASQUE AND JOKER! YOU HAVE JUST PISSED OFF THE WRONG MOTHER FUCKER. YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE IN THE CITY FUCKING MORGUE WHEN I FINALLY GET MY FUCKIN HANDS ON YOU! ARGGHHH THE ROAD OF DESTRUCTION STARTS HERE!

*Corey walks slowly towards one of the wrestlers as he back peddles. When the wrestler reaches the corner. Corey draws back and nails him in the head with the bat and it sticks inside his forehead!. Blood starts pouring out of his head like a water faucet. He immediately falls sitting in the corner as blood continues to pour! The crowd is almost silent as they look in awe.*

DOES EVERYONE FINALLY BELIEVE THAT I WILL DO ANYTHING!? I AM WILLING TO BET THAT THERE ISN'T A PERSON IN THIS BUILDING WHO WILL STAND UP TO ME. FUCK YOU ALL AND FUCK THE RULES. FROM HERE ON OUT IT IS NOTHING BUT PURE INSANITY! STARTING WITH THAT BROWN NOSING OVERGROWN FAGGOT EQUALIZER AND THE WANNA BE DARK CATHOLIC PRIEST WHO I GUESS IS TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL HIS 5 YEAR OLD BOYS! YOU ARE BOTH FUCKING DEAD! THE ROAD OF PURE INSANITY WILL NOT END UNTIL I AM STANDING OVER YOUR LIFELESS BLOODY BODY FORCE!

*Corey throws the mic down and gets one leg through the rope and notices the other wrestler still standing over his opponent in horror. Corey walks up behind him and kicks him in the groin. he hoists him up for the Duality Driver! Corey begins the motion as if he is going to slam him down but sees the announcing talbe on the outside. Corey laughs and gets on the top turnbuckle and raises one arm and gives the rock on sign to the crowd. Corey leaps and gives the jobber a Duality Driver through the announcing table. Crowd starts chanting "That was awesome"! as Corey crawls to the back laughing.
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