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Old 04 Oct 2006, 05:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Promo Thread for Absolute Power PPV

Promos are due by Monday at 5PM EST...please promo both you and the teams you are on need you...remember when promoing promo for your match and also remember to talk about the team elimination match as well in the promo, as that will count toward the team promo....

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Main Event
18 Man Tag Team Elimination Match inside the Structure of Doom...Winning Team gets Control of the IWO for 9 weeks

Team DC
DC
Force
Crazyskill
Demon
Judge
Johnny Blade
Crusher
Joker
Curry Muncher

Team Corey
Corey
Troy
Alli
Jason
Primate
Giggles
Josh
Gel
Oldschool

World Heavyweight Title Triple Threat Match
Corey (c) v. Troy v. Unstoppable Force

Women's Grudge Match
Wilma the Wild Cave Girl v. Stacy

TV Title Match 25 Minute Time Limit
DC (c) w/ Wilma v. Primate

Hardcore Title Fatal Fourway
Mr. Oldschool v. Johnny Blade v. Josh v. Jason w/ Stacy

Special Ref match for a shot at the TV Title
Demon Alexander v. Judge with Tiger as special guest ref

singles match
Crusher v. Crazyskill

Tag Team match
Spice Boys v. Joker & Joe the Schmo

Triple Threat Match
Razor v. Alli V. Mr. Giggles


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Please Promo, I know a lot of you look at the promo thread but don't promo, please help us out and promo, to make the efed work we need everyone participating.
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Purple and gold stripes- much better than black and white.

All I have to say about this match is that I didn't complain when LSU got screwed by the refs at the Auburn game, I don't want anybody crying about my calls.
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*The Josh is shown in the ring*

"So I failed in making sure I took someone out. It was bound to happen sooner or later. So for all of you at home that missed it, I am the one behind the sneak attacks on the other wrestlers. I don't regret what I did. Hell, in the IWO, it's all about who can get the first shot in, and I played the game just like all of those guys do. Sure, it was underhanded, but if you judge me, you are judging yourselves."

*A pause as the crowd cheers*

"Thank you for staying true to your King of Battle. Now, I am involved in 2 big matches at Absolute Power. First, I must take on Mr. Oldschool, Jason, and Johnny Blade in a Fatal Fourway. Well, I will do the same thing I did to get me to the dance and I will be the IWO's first Hardcore Champ. Now as for this mega tag team match between Corey and DC's teams. Yeah I'm on Corey's team. I do want to be in control of the IWO for 9 weeks. I promise you people, if I win, people will know what pain and suffering are. Gene, your ass better hope we don't win, or else you will get a dose of my foot in your ass! FOR I AM THE JOSH, THE KING OF BATTLE AT ALL TIME!"

*Thunderous applause as the camera fades out*
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*The camera opens up with a shot of Primate walking alongside a thick jungle. Primate looks at the camera with a mean expression on his face. The crowd gives a loud cheer.*

You know, I see people like Corey and Demon give these promos in dark, dingy, disgusting locations. A place that symbolizes what they are, where they've come from. What causes their madness. Well, I got the idea not to long ago, to show people just how fuckin dangerous the place I came from is. Just how bad a place it is. The jungle is a place where if you let down your guard for one second, your dead. It's a place where if you make a wrong turn, you could be stairing a Lion right in the eyes. A place where even the smallest of creatures could kill you. A place where, if you let your guard down for one second, one tiny second, you could be dead. Let me take you inside MY world.

*Primate turns around and walks into the jungle. It cuts to a different camera angle from inside the jungle, showing Primate walking in. Primate stops infront of the camera, looks at it, says "lets take a walk", and starts walking, with the camera following from the side, still pointing twards Primate.

You see, I grew up in this hell. I faced the dangers of these jungles every day. I've come close to death, many, many times.

*just then a snake slithers out of a tree, and lunges at Primate. He turns and grabs it just in time, ties it in a knot, and tosses it over his shoulder*

This is the kind of stuff I had to learn to do as a child. I had to learn how to be on my toes every second of every day. Anything, and I mean anything could be stalking you, just waiting for it's opportunity to pounce on you.

*A Lion jumps out of the brush. It leaps up twards Primate, while Primate darts down. He grabs a stick, stabs the Lion in the heart just as the Lion is about to tackle Primate, and flips the Lion on it's back. Primate then reaches down, and breaks the Lion's neck*

You see, people just don't seem to get, I'm not afraid of them. I'm not afraid of anybody here. I don't care if your some demon, or some pretty boy, or some oldschool faggot. I...am...not...afraid...of....you. That also includes, people who's whole point in life is to capture the wild animals of this earth.

DC, we've faced each other before. The last time I lost. The last time I was in over my head. Well, let me tell you, not this time. You see, when you beat me, I didn't quite have my hold on this business. Now though, I know what I'm doing. I know what it takes to win, and if you havn't noticed, I've been doing a lot of that lately. Call them all upsets if you want. I feel that I've just taken it to another level. Another intensity that others just can't handle. An intensity, that will bring me that TV title of yours.

DC, you've caught dogs. I'm sure some of them were visious. But the problem you have with me is, you havn't taken on a beast like me. I'm not some pitbull trained to fight, or some rotwiler trained to guard a junkyard. I'm a creation of this motherfucking hell. I can guarentee you've never see anything like this. You've never seen what this kind of enviorment can do to a man. If I dropped you into the middle of this place, you wouldn't last more than a minute. You couldn't capture your way out.

*Primate stops next to a tree with a massive spider on it, and looks back at the camera*

This week at Absolute Power, you can bet that that TV title of yours, will be mine. You can bet that I'm going to get my payback for you not picking me to be on your team in the tag team elimination match. You can bet that your going to get mutilated, and you can also bet that at Absolute Power...

*Primate raises his hand, and mashes the massive spider on the side of the tree with it, slowly so that the guts ooze out from under his palm*

...I'm going to squish you like a bug.

*Primate walks off, as the camera zooms in on the mashed spider. The crowd gives a big cheer, and the camera goes black*


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I know you wanted both matches to be addressed in the same interview, but I just didn't like the way it sounded when I tied them both in. So I'm going to do a seperate promo for the tag match edited on this post later in the week.

...and here it is...


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*Primate is shown walking backstage with a sports bag over hanging from his shoulder. There is a big cheer from the crowd as Mad Hugh Miller runs up to interview him*

Hugh: Primate! Primate!

Primate: Hey man hows it going?

Hugh: Not bad, not bad. Anyways, what are your thoughts on the big tag-match later tonight?

Primate: We're going to win. Honestly I don't know how people could doubt that. We've got the motherfuckin phychopath in Corey, two thirds of the New Blood who's been dominate in this promotion, of course, the wild beast who's been mowing through everybody lately, and a couple of of other jobbers that is only going to slow down DC's team, probably to the point where we can take the easy win, and start running Redemption.

Hugh: Well you know DC also has a phychopath, and he also has a member of the New Blood.

Primate: So? Look, I just beat Demon in a three way match. He's no competition. They only have one of the New Blood, while we have two. That gives us the advantage. What I'm trying to say is, the "Big Names" on DC's team, are a bunch of jokes.

Hugh: Jokes huh? That also brings me to another point. What do you think of DC picking Joker to be on his team?

*Primate shrugs*

Primate: Eh. I don't really think anything of it. It doesn't really matter now who DC picked, because his team is going to lose anyway.

Hugh: What if he wins though?

Primate: He won't win. Look, I'll say it once again, I feel our team is unbeatable. Our assets are just too great.

Hugh: How big of a factor do you think you'll be?

Primate: I'll be a big one Hugh. Look I've been on an impressive winning streak for months now. The only bad spot in that is that draw to Troy a while back, but that doesn't really matter because I kicked his ass the following Redemption if my memory doesn't fail me. But that's in the past, and I've been dominate as of late. I felt from the very beginning, that the team that picked me, would be the winning team.

*April Century walks up*

April: Hey baby! I've been waiting for you to get here.

*April grabs Primates arm and starts pulling him away from the interview. Primate looks back at Hugh to get a final word in*

Primate: It seems I have to go Hugh.

Hugh: No problem. I'll let you two get caught up.

*April drags Primate out of camera view, and the camera focuses on Hugh for a second before going black.*
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*Mad Hugh Miller is shown backstage*

Hugh - Mad Hugh Miller here and my guests at this time are Jason and Stacy

Jason - They know who we are Hugh

Hugh - Right err...anyways I wanna know your thoughts of one Johnny Blade attacking you from behind...

Jason - Thoughts?! My thoughts are that Blade is nothing but a poser and he wasn't man enough to fight me face to face so he decided to blindside me and then nearly killed me when suplexing me off the stage,then at the end of the show he decided it would be fun to hit me in the head with a steel chair and cause me to wear this bandage....

Hugh - Blade is one of your opponents in the fatal fourway for the new Hardcore Championship...

Jason - No shit sherlock and that's when I'll get my revenge on him and beat those other two guys in the match to become the Hardcore Champion and prove myself as the true king of hardcore in the IWO and all Blade will remember is three simple little letters and those are J...K...O!

Hugh - You're also participating in team elimination match which will take place in the Structure of Doom and I just wanna know your thoughts and how you're preparing for this match and what does The New Blood have planned?

Jason - You really do ask alot questions

Hugh - It's par-

Jason - Shut up...I'm preparing for this match like I would for any match and I'm familiar with most of my partners in this match and some of them have been enemies of mine and I've decided to put the past behind me for one night only and do anything it takes to win that match so we can take total control of this company for 9 weeks and if it means having to team jerkoffs like Josh,Alli,Giggles,and Primate then so be it....and as for what The New Blood has planned it's none of your damn business

Hugh - I also wanna know how Stacy is preparing for her first match against Wild Wilma...

Jason - Funny you should mention that because we were gonna go train after this interview but I had a question for you Hugh...

Hugh - Go ahead shoot...

Jason - Do you by any chance have the number of Chad Williard?

Hugh - I don't think I should be giving it to you since it's not my num-

*Jason grabs Hugh by his shirt collar*

Jason - I don't give a damn what you think so just give me the number

*He lets go*

Hugh - *sighs*...fine

*Jason begins to dial the number*

Jason - Thanks Hugh...Hey Chad buddy old pal it's Jason!

*He and Stacy walk off together*

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*Glass shatters hits the announce system and Crusher comes out of the entrance with a steel chair in hand. He makes his way down to the ring and demands a micorphone*

*Crowd loudly jeer*

Before speaking Crusher points up at the titantron and a small baby crying is shown on the screen.

You see that people, it symbolises a new era, a new beginning, a change in society and that is exactly what is going to be happening tonight, the dawning of a new era. *Fans cheer* However, if my team were to win the match, then you can count on that new era being more of a plague, of terror. You see with my week in control I will unleash an almighty virus into the IWO which will not be sufficient enough to kill it, but will weaken it's heart and leave it wounded. Thus my team being able to capitalise upon this weakness and regain the championship gold we deserve. *Crowd boo loudly* Tonight I participate in a one of a kind match, a once in a lifetime experience to tell my children, I was there. However, you folks seem to be focusing your concentration onto my confidence of my team winning no? Well you see I am not and I go into this match with other aspirations. Alli Sabbah being my target, the ankle lock being my weapon. Sabbah, I have you in my sights, in my crosshairs I am locked on to you and destruction is the only way to relieve this burning within me. Sabbah you cost me a vital victory in a match I have proved to be my speciality, tag team/Handi-Cap matche's. Sabbah, things can only get worse from hear....on.....out and people you know I am DAMN RIGHT!

*Crowd shows a mixture of emotions*

Crazyskill, I know you are back there. I see you backstage, slithering around the dressing rooms like the snake you are. It's about time the snake was captured and disected people, wouldn't you agree? Tonight Crazyskill my physical disection of you begins with severe back trauma which will eventually spread like an infection throughout your body from my Modified Olympic Slam. Next, your legs and specifically feet will be severed open from shooting pains stemming from finger tips your head. The final part of your public disection will conclude with the opening up of your face from the Last Call facebuster. Scream will tear through your system and then the world will know of me, the Self Proclaimed Wrestlign Machine, Crusher.

*Glass Shatters hits the annouce system and Crusher leaves looking focused*
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*Camera opens on Corey standing on a metal scaffold*

Absolute Power holds alot in store for me. This is going to be my biggest challenge as champion to date. I have to deal with Troy...while I hate everything that his bitch ass stands for...he took me to the limit at the last ppv. I came out on top as fucking usual, but he ran with pure insanity to the bitter and harsh end. As much as I hate to fucking say it...he gained a small amount of my respect. On top of pretty boy we have this overgrown freak known as the Unstoppable Force. I hate listening to this ego maniac him on the mic. simply because all he does is preach about how great he is and how perfect he is...give it a fucking rest Triple H junior. The fact of the matter still remains though, Force is a huge challenge as an opponent. He barely lost his chance at the TV title because of a fucking time limit...You got lucky DC you bitch!

*Corey looks at his title and tightens his clinch on it*

As much of a challenge as it will be. As much of a bitch it is going to be. I WILL SUCCEED, I WILL REIGN VICTORIOUS, AND I WILL BEAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF BOTH OF YOU FUCK STICKS! You both can hit me with every single fucking bit of offense that you want and I will still keep coming and still keep fighting for this.

*Corey holds up his title*

I will fight until I'm dead for this. This means everything to me. This is saying a fucking lot since everyone around here knows full and well that I don't give a shit about pretty much anything. This title means alot to Corey though. It is my first positive accomplishment in my entire life and if you Troy or you Force think I will give that up to either you two YOU GOT ANOTHER FUCKING THING COMING FAGS! THIS MATCH I GOING PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT I AM THE ABSOLUTE BEST IN THIS COMPANY. SO TROY YOU KEEP FUCKING ACTING LIKE THE PRETTY BOY BITCH YOU ARE...AND FORCE YOU KEEP TRYING TO BE TRIPLE H NUMBER 2 WHILE I STILL FUCKING REIGN AS THE I W FUCKING O CHAMPION!

*Corey gazes up and down the scaffold*

Then after all the hell of our title match...after all the blood we spill...AFTER I AM VICTORIOUS AGAIN! I have to switch gears as Troy joins my team to attempt to gain total control of the IWO for one month. Most people will ask...Why did I choose so many enemies for my team? Well to be perfectly honest...I don't have any friends...partners what the fuck ever. I chose my team by how skilled the people are...not how much I like or dislike them. This is why I have chosen people like Troy, Jason, Alli, etc. I may fucking hate their god damn guts but they have fucking talent. Talent that I can use to my fucking advantage. Think of the possibilities after we win this match. One week I am in control, then Troy. The possibilites of fucked up things that can happen are fucking endless. Ratings will be through the roof and everyone will get to raise some fucking hell. So I ask for just one match that we work as one in order to satisfy all of our problems. After this match we can kill each other for all I fucking care, but for one night lets use our fucking brains and not our fists. For one night...lets gain ABSOLUTE POWER BOYS!

*Corey jumps on top of the scaffold and raises his title in the air as the camera fades*
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*The camera shows a car pull up to a gym and Chad Williard is getting out of the car*

Chad - I can't believe I agreed to come here

*He knocks on the door of the gym and Jason opens the door*

Jason - Hey buddy! How ya doin?

Chad - I'm not your buddy...

Jason - Of course you are why wouldn't you be?

Chad - Don't you remember the last time I interviewed you? You gave me a JKO right in the middle of the ring

Jason - Oh c'mon Chad put the past behind you and just do this one favor for me...

Chad - *sighs*...okay

Jason - Great!

*Jason hands him a bag as they walk inside the gym*

Chad - What's this for?

Jason - Just put it on

*Chad goes into a restroom and comes back 5 minutes later*

Jason - HA HA HA!

Chad - It's not funny that you had me dress up as a woman

Jason - Yes it is and you're not just any woman you're going to be playing the part of Wilma so get in the ring

*Stacy is already in the ring in her skimpy workout clothes and boxing gloves,Jason gets in the ring with Chad*

Jason - Now what I want you to do is just take the punches and kicks from Stacy....is that okay?

Chad - I gues-

Jason - Good! Now let's get to it

*Stacy begins to punch and kick Chad and he has no reaction to the punches and kicks*

Jason - You're supposed to be acting like your hurt

Chad - Why?

Jason - So Stacy can learn

Chad - How is that gonna hel-

*Before Chad could finish Stacy kicks him square in the balls and as he bends over in pain he turns around right into a JKO*

Jason - Go for the pin!

*She lifts up Chad's leg*

Jason - 1 2 3! and your winner of the match is Stacy!

*They begin to make out*

Jason - So...you think you're ready?

Stacy - I was born ready baby!

*They leave the gym as Chad is still lying in the ring*

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Gel is sitting on a park bench with a bottle of wine in his hand.

"Dang midget got me when I wasnt looking. Ill get him though. After he hit me I realized my true potential. First Curry and I will demolish those two talentless hacks in tag team action."

He begins chugging the wine. After a long drink he looks back up.

"Ima supposed to win the battle royal eh is that what its called? Welsh anyways I need to win thish so that I kin eliminate alla the lil people from the IWO."

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"Ash I wuz sayin These lil basterds needa be shoon a lessin. Aym gunna winsh thish match an have alla da midgets I kin find in a big ol wresslin mash. Then I wilsh kill themsh."

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"KER PLAHH KER PLAHH!"

Gel rips off his shirt and runs to the nearest person which is an old man feeding the birds.

"Ha you wanna torture me dont you? Look at my nipples they are so hard and sensitive."

Gel begins to rub his chest and roll around on the ground.

"You cant make me talk about the conspiracy oh not. No matter what you do to me you sicko. KER PLAHHH KER PLAHHH!'

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KER PLAHHHH!
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*Joe the Schmo is seen backstage*

Joe: This is an outrage...Why wasn't I picked to be in the main event elimination match? It's because of me that most of these wrestlers are even here. I was the man they had to go through to get a chance with the IWO, and I get repaid by getting left out of the main event...So for all my hard work I am forced to team up with that idiot Joker and compete against The Spice Boys...Well Spice Boys I'm not worried about you two guys. Really you boys should be ashamed at how you two have disrespected the fans and yourselves....

*Just then Joker walks up behind Joe and screams boo, Joe jumps then gets all pissed off at Joker, they exchange some words and Joe walks off as Joker laughs*

Joker: You see that, it's a mind game...just like the tag match tonight, both of them are mind games...Gel and Curry you two can't quit smoking the herb to have a decent match...you wouldn't know a decent match if it smacked you in the face...So to waste my time worrying about you or even that loser I must tag with is ridiculous...

However, tonight's main event is the perfect match...the perfect match for...Revenge...tonight, i get all of my enemies in the ring, those who have betrayed me, those who have attacked me, and those that tried to end my career...So for the entire IWO you are in trouble...Because my team will win, and then the ultimate mind game begins...With me in control, it will be a matter of time before, the IWO is put out of its misery...

Corey...me and you have a history, but tonight I rewrite it...tonight I put you out of action, whether or not you are still the champ by the time of this match, it won't matter, that belt will be mine soon enough, but your soul belongs to me...and I will end your career once and for all...

Josh...you attacked me and cost me a shot at what I love the most, the hardcore title...you messed up by putting yourself in my business...maybe you don't realize how people get hurt, just ask that pathetic waste of oxygen Razor...Last week he felt the wrath of the Joker, and tonight you will too...Tonight Josh you bleed in the ring, and your rotting body will be left for dead...Tonight the Joker takes over the IWO!

*Joker laughs as the camera goes black*
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*Video is shown of Tiger costing Demon his matches from the last few weeks. The video fades with a flame buring a hole through the middle of the screen as Demon Alexander is shown standing in a room filled with smoke*

When the smoke settles this week there will be new power in the IWO.

Power? Absolute Power? What is said about absolute power is that absolute power, corrupts absolutly...and let me tell you , there has been corrupted power here in the IWO.

It seems the power that is for now has stacked the cards against me. I face Judge, who will be part of the same team I belong to in the elimination match...and to top it off, that damn Tiger is special referee.

I don't care if it is gold and purple, black and white or yellow stripes. Tiger, you better call this match right down the middle. The pheonix has brought you back to life here in the IWO, but I'll clip the wings of your life.

I've been up at night thinking about this match against Judge. Do I beat him to hell, so I can win the match or do I let him live, so he can help in the team match later on, but risking me losing to him? It is a very strange dilemma that has confronted me. I have meditated on this and asked those from the past to help me with an answer. The answer I came up with is that I will drive the stake where it needs to be planted and let God deal with the consequences.

As far as the elimination match goes, I will ride to hell with the enemy to achieve the greater good. After this week week absolute power will be cleansed of its corruption. I will hold the power and if for only a short time, it will be a time of absolute freedom...freedom from the chains that hold us down...freedom from the gods...freedom of power.

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*DC is in his locker room with Wilma*

DC: So what do you think about tonight?

Wilma: Tonight, I think that I beat that skank whore Stacy into the ground, that's what I think about tonight.

DC: Well you are ready to go huh?

Wilma: She just pisses me off...I mean really I work hard to get here to help you out, to make sure the TV Title stays where it is suppose to, and all she does is go around and screw some rookies and thinks that everyone should worship the ground she walks on...

DC: yeah she is a ho.

Wilma: No kidding, and she thinks she can beat me now in the ring...Well I will tell you this, she won't and unfortunately for her clients, I bet they won't be thrilled with the way Stacy looks after I get done beating her up tonight.

*DC and Wilma laugh*

Wilma: What about you, how are you feeling?

DC: good...I'm feeling good...Because tonight, I go in with two motives, retain the TV title and gain complete control of the IWO...I have it all figured out, first I beat the snot out of that ape man Primate..I mean really, I give him a lot of credit he is powerful and he is catlike in his reflexes, however, when it comes to brains he lacks a little in that department if you know what I mean...

*they laugh*

DC: Primate tonight, you will make history...You see you get the oppurtunity to have your ass kicked by me twice in one night...Because I don't lose championships...I will not get beat by a one move wonder...Yeah it's not hard to scout a guy whose only move was taken from the football field...see Primate, this isn't football, we don't wear pads here...well maybe you wear a pad...

*They laugh again*

DC: Primate after tonight's match when you lose and go back to see April and realize that she doesn't want a loser anymore, you will have no choice but to go back to the jungle wear you belong..how appropriate it is that I will be the one to send you packing...But don't worry should you get the courage to come back later in the main event then you will get a dose of what the rest of the IWO will be getting...You will learn what it is like the see your career flash before your eyes...Unfortunately for you Primate, you are on Corey's team...and that is a sad place to be...

Primate, you will be just another victim in the structure of Doom tonight, but don't think you are going to be the only one...Oh no!...you see Corey I haven't forgotten about what you did a few weeks ago...I haven't forgotten how I got screwed out of the World Title...and tonight I have the chance to make all of that right again, when you step inside those rings...Oh and your buddies the New Blood, that's right I gave them a little sneak peak of the ass whoopin they were going to recieve tonight...So go ahead think that your teamwork will help you because it won't..as for the rest of your scrub team, well they aren't even worth mentioning...because the fact of the matter is this...I have the A Team, I have the group of all-stars, I have assemble what may be the greatest team ever in the history of the IWO..and tonight, Corey, Primate and the rest of you, well...you all will get welcomed to the dogpound!

*DC and Wilma get up and walk out of the room*
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Laughter echoes out of the darkness.

"Soon the night is drawing nigh. The pretenders shall fall in spectacular fashion."

It lightens a bit and one by one Coreys dead victims shamble by as they go by the following is chanted by them all."

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We wander beneath a shadow
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As the last of the dead pass by maniacle laughter is heard and then all is silent and black again.
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Control..Control is a powerful thing. Control has been known to drive men crazy..Control is the one thing every common man strives for..And the one thing every higher priveledged man relishes. 18 men..We'll strive for power..Only 9 will come out with it...Now as you know..I've been in about every match there has ever been..But even this is new for me. The structure..The size..Something never before seen in the history of wrestling. Now while thats good for the IWO..Good for the fans..It's not so good for the wrestlers. Unfamiliarity is never something any wrestler likes..But it's what we all face. We're all on an even playing field in this thing..And with that being the case..I like my teams chances..And i'll tell you why.

Coreys team might as well be renamed the circus clowns. I mean seriously..Look at this.. Corey himself is a freak...A wannabe Goth tough guy. Primate thinks he's a monkey..Giggles is a sorry excuse for a mime..And Oldschool hasn't won anything in his entire career. Compare that with my team..DC..Myself..Two of the biggest powers in the industry..Demon..A force in any ring..Blade..One of the most hardcore people in this federation. It's not even close. We have the advantage. All those little circus freaks personalitys will clash..And they'll fall apart as separate entities..Why we'll stay together as one unit..And come out on top. Sure..There will be bloodshed..And pain..But that comes with the territory...But you can 5 star lock it...DC's team will be victorius..

As much as I love the team factor of this PPV..You all know what my main focus is..And thats the World Heavyweight Championship. For weeks..I've told you all..And I've shown you all how much this championship means to me. It's what I breathe for..It's what I live for. And finally..after working up from the gutter of the IWO..I get my chance to reclaim what is rightfuly mine..That IWO title. It's been a long journey..A painful one..but..everyone knows I've earned this..I've beaten everyone thrown at my way..I've been dominant against the best this company has to offer..And Troy and Corey have even seen,and felt that dominance first hand. I've earned this..I've deserved it..And I'm going to make it count.

Anyone who hasn't been living under a rock knows that there has been tension between me and Corey for quite some time..It's not because I don't like the guy..But he has something thats mine..And I don't take too well to people stealing from me. Ever since I've walked into this place again..I've had one thing on my mind..and thats getting Corey..In an IWO ring..for his IWO title..And thats what I get to do. Corey's a king at playing mind games..His whole look..His whole persona..It's done to get under his opponents skin. But that won't work with me..And Corey knows it..My mind is stronger than his..My will is bigger..And my heart is willing to bleed that much more than his.

But..My dream of a one on one match was spoiled..Because now..Troy is in the mix. Now personally Troy..I don't know why you're in this match...I beat you one on one to get Corey to myself..But somehow you slipped into the main event...And do you know why?..Because they had nowhere else to put you..See Troy..this company doesn't care about you anymore..They've forgotten about you..All your accomplishments..they're in the past now. The IWO never wanted a Troy era..And thats why your in this match..So I can destroy you..And assure the IWO that it will never have to live under a sick era of Troy as champ. That would send this company in a downfall..And I'll be damned if any company I'm associated with is anything but number 1.

But Troy..You're not alone in that boat..Corey's time is slipping away too. You see Corey..The whole Circus freak thing can only last so long. Sure..You've held the title for a long time..and that does require some respect..But thats about where it stops. You've been able to hold on to that title going against people that weren't on your level...But I am. You call me HHH junior..Yet you personify the HHH Syndrome..To go against people less than you to keep on to that title. You aren't going against mid-carders anymore Corey..This won't be some easy title defense where you escape by the hair of your ass because you didn't have to bring your A Game..I'm on your level Corey..In fact..I've far surpassed it. I'm a machine Corey..A machine makes no mistakes. A machine knows every move it's opponent will make..And every counter to it. You've never faced a wrestling machine Corey..You've faced mere mortals..And the step up of your game to nullify that is something you know you can't pull off.

This company needs a champion who it can build around. Thats not Troy..Or Corey. It can't build around someone who can't win a big match to save his life..Or someone who trys to act hardcore and imitate slipknot. It needs someone who can actually go out in public and promote it..And do it with an air of confidence. Thats me. I announced when I first step foot in here that my main goal was to save the IWO from destrcution. To save it's own wrestlers from bringing it down into self explosion. Thats why this match is so important. It is the most important match in the history of the IWO. Corey as champion is bringing this company down..The only way to save it is to have me as champion..This comapny NEEDS me as their leader..And thats what I plan to be.

Corey and Troy are strong..But they aren't forces. The reason I'm a force is because I can't be stopped. A strong man can be destroyed..His moves can be countered..His will can be broken. A force of nature can't be stopped. A force like myself is too strong for any one man to handle. So I would expect Troy and Corey..The rhyming babies to double team me. And thats fine..The harder you make it for me..The harder I'll come at you right back. And then what happens when you double team me and I still come out strong?..Will you get desperate..What measures will you go to?..Or will you do like you should..And run. Thats a big question..One we hopefully answer.

This night..This is the biggest night in the history of the IWO. This night will shape this company forever. Control of the company is on the line..Control of how the wrestling business will be run from here on out is one the line..18 men will kill each other for it. 18 men will die for it. But the better 9 will get it..My 9. And My 9 will lead the IWO to a place it has never been..Greatness.

And then..I will take whats mine. The IWO title. It was always mine..Just on someone elses shoulder. Troy and Corey will bow to me..As they should. I will lead that title from the dark ages..Back into the spotlight of professional wrestling..where it should be. The IWO needs it..I need it..I need it to continue my life..And I don't plan on dying anytime soon. So this is the judgement day for the IWO..Which path will it go down?..Corey and Troy's Path of Damnation?..Or Force's and DC's Path of Salvation? Heres a tip. Don't bet against me. Because at Absolute Power..When everything is on the line..Team Corey..And Corey yourself..Pain..will be more than mandatory...It will be absolutly neccessary.
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