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Old 27 Sep 2006, 03:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Promo thread for Redemption week 3

Main Event Tag Match
DC & Force v. Corey & Troy

hardcore match
Mr. Oldschool v. The Josh

hardcore match
Jason v. Johnny Blade

Triple Threat Match for a shot at The TV Title
Judge v. Demon v. Primate

singles match
Mr. Giggles v. Crazyskill

singles match
Crusher v. Curry Muncher

singles match
Gel v. Alli Sabbah

singles match
Razor v. Joker



Promos are due by Monday October 2 at 5PM
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Old 27 Sep 2006, 09:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Annoying Backstage Interviewer: Mr.Boudreaux, what are your plans for the time being?

Tiger: I thought I got rid of you 2 months ago. For that matter where were you right after I lost the match? Don't answer that, you damn commadore. I'm not a wrestler, I don't know why you keep hounding me, go away before I shove that microphone up your ass.

ABI: Before I go, what is your relationship with Jason?

Tiger: Who? I don't care who won that match Ijust wanted toget some things straight with Demon. I did, so get the hellout of here and take that camera with you.
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*Welcome to the Jungle plays over the sound system as Jason and Stacy make their way down to the ring,Jason opens the middle rope for Stacy and watches as she bends over ever so slowly to get in and Jason grabs a mic*

Jason - I love it when you do that baby!

*He gives her a quick little kiss on the lips*

Jason - Now let's get down to business...I was victorious in my last week against Tiger which is no suprise and people have been telling me it was just because I had help from Tiger but the thing is I had no idea he was gonna do that and I appreciate him being there but I could've beat that loser Demon myself.

*Crowd boos*

Jason - Now my next opponent is some guy who goes by the name Johnny Blade and he likes to go on and on about how he's the most hardcore guy on the IWO roster or he thinks he's so cool when he shows off his battle wounds...pfft those are nothing kid and you're nothing but a poser.

*Crowd continues to boo*

Jason - You see Johnny you were nothing in the last fed you were in and you're nothing here in the IWO as far as I'm concerned,I'm more hardcore then you and anybody else in the IWO and I'll prove that when I beat your ass and get closer to being the next Hardcore champion.

*Jason drops the mic and they leave the ring together*
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*Johnny Blade in seen in the locker room dying of laughter as he is on his cell phone*

*to guy on cell*: Dude you have got to be fuckin kiddin me!! Ok this is gonna be good then.!

*to camera man*: Oh hey didnt see ya over there

Well you may be wondering why I am in a good mood, well first i kicked eveyone's ass in the fatal fourway match JUST like i said i would. But Now i hear i get to wrestle in a hardcore match at the next show! which is just what i love and maybe Ill get SOME competition, but its looks like im S.O.L with that.

I find out now im facing some loser Jason who probly gets off watching guy on guy porn in his basement while his girlfriend looks on, back on topic, jason i hear you say i was nothing in my last fed and im a poser! that cracks me up so much cause you wrestled in what? i looked at the results of past shows and nothing really comes up.

*goes to computer*

See nothing, cant find one thing, oh yeah thats right....cause ya suck. Well i guess it will be another walk in the park at Redemption as I show to you and all of IWO why i am the most hardcore person here and why im getting my belt thats rightfully mine. Jason you can do all you want cause im gonna beat you so bad you'll be in a body cast. well im out for now, i got some training to do if ya kno what i mean *makes drinking motion*

Oh and by the way, Stacey when your lonely from your boyfriend not being with you cause hes in the hospital, you can find out why im not just "hardcore" in the ring *Blade winks at the camera*

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*Glass shatters hits and Crusher makes his way down the ramp to an ovation of boo's*

Last week, Redemption, 27th September 2006 a monumental happening occured in the IWO. *Fans anticipate* Crusher became....accepted. *Fans Boo* Now you see people Crusher has always been a one man army, if your against me I whoop your ass, if your with I whoop your ass. Simple as that but after last week, something changed. I felt a great deal of self pride and for that I must thank you DC. You have shown faith in me and for that I am indebted to you. At Absolute Power, I will do anything within my reach to put myself and the rest of my team on top of the IWO.

Moving on from the sass another happening occured last week, Tater *Tater looks shocked* get your ass in here *Tater walks into the ring calmly* Can you remember what you said last week after I annialated Curry Muncher? "Err........ No" Tater responds. Well let me refresh your memory *Video Vignette shows Crusher after win and Tater announces "But another tag victory for Crusher who seemingly did it all by himself.." *Vignette ends*

You remember now? "Oh yeah, and congratulations on your victory" Tater leans and trys to shake the hand Crusher who pulls him in and hits the Olympic Slam on him.

*Fans loudly boo*

Curry Muncher, Spice Boys and any other jackass back there. You want to doubt me? Then just try it because I am "The self proclaimed wrestling machine" and you know...That's Damn Right!

*Glass shatters hits the announce system and Crusher leaves with smug grin*
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*Mad Hugh Miller is seen walking down a hall with a mic. He stops for a second, and then starts walking slowly again, still with a puzzled expression on his face. You start to hear a low sound, consistantly getting louder and louder as Hugh keeps walking. Finally he stops infront of Primate's dressing room, and you can tell that the sound is a woman moaning. Right as Hugh is about to knock, the door opens, and April Century, wrapped in a blanket walks out. She looks at Hugh, smiles, and walks away. Primate then steps into the doorway, with a towel wrapped around his waist, smiling, watching as April walks down the hall. The crowd cheers, and Hugh and Primate then look at each other.*

Primate: It's mating season again. Gotta spread the seed you know.

Hugh: Uhhh, yeah. Anywho, I'm here for your interview?

Primate: Yeah. Right. Shoot.

Hugh: Okay. First of all, last week at redemption, you pleaded for DC to pick you to be on his team at Absolute Power, only to be shocked when Corey picked you. What are your thoughts on that, and what do you think of the team he assembled?

Primate: Heh. What do you expect me to say? Yeah, our team sucks and we're going to lose!? No. This is how I look at it. We have the world champion Corey Taylor, and he can beat up on whoever the fuck he wants to. *crowd boos* We have two out of the three members of the New Blood, so we have it set up for us to get some good teamwork going. *crowd boos* Then, of course, you have me. *crowd cheers* The fuckin animal who will go wild on any dumbass moron who decides to get in my way. I was really hoping to be picked on DC's team, but after taking a second look at the team Corey put together, I feel that there is no way that we can lose. Then when I get my time at running Redemption, well, I'll make sure to put on one hell of a show.*crowd cheers*

Hugh: What about the other members of your team?

Primate: What other members? Oh, right. You see, us four are the only REAL wrestlers on this team, and us four together is better than any other combination of stars in the IWO.

Hugh: Bold statement. Now when Corey picked you, he told you to beat the hell out of Judge, and you obviously did that.

Primate: It was an ass whuppin Hugh.

Hugh: Indeed it was. Well you face him this week in a triple threat match involving you, Judge, and Demon. What are your thoughts on this match?

Primate: I'm going to kick ass. That's all there is to it. I've already proven that Judge is simply put, no match for me, and Demon, well, I admit he'll be a little tough, keyphrase there is "a little", but I can take him easy. I've faced much scarier opponents than him. Hell I grew up in the motherfuckin jungles of Africa dammit! I've staired lions right in the eye and broken their necks. A god damn freakshow isn't going to stop me.

Hugh: More bold words. Now, I hate to, but I must ask. Over the past few weeks, several superstars have called you a steroid abuser basically. Are these allegations true?

*Primate laughs*

Primate: Hugh, I grew up in the jungles. I didn't know what they were until a few years ago. However, I created this impressive build without the aid of steroids, and I feel I don't need them to keep this up.

Hugh: I see. Now this next question is just my own curiosity. After just seeing April walk out of your dressing room with only a blanket wrapped around her, are you two a couple again?

Primate: In a sense. We really only see each other to, ahem, fill each other's instinctual needs. Other than that though, no. Your not going to see her running out to help me win any matches anytime soon.

Hugh: I see. Well I thank you for your time, and this has been a good interview.

Primate: Thanks Hugh.

*Camera goes black*
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*The screen fades in with a rat sniffing for some food on the ground. All of a sudden a gun shot is heard and the rat is seen exploding. The camera pans up to a gun that leads up an arm that belongs to Demon Alexander*

The rodents of the IWO must be exterminated and if I must be the one to do the job....*Clears throat*....excuse me....if I'm the one that has to do the exterminating aroud here than I'll do the exterminating.

First, there is Tiger. You seem to have been resurrected somehow. I must not have done a good job the first time nailing you to the cross, but if you want to get in my business...I'll just have to goto extreme measures.

Speaking of extreme measures...it seems DC and...I guess his new best friend Force, decided that I would be a good fit for their team. Let us get something straight right now...I don't like you and I don't trust you, but teaming up with you two will get the power away from the corrupted and in the hands of me the rightious then let it be written...let it be so...DC, Force, Demon....and everybody else who is coming for the ride...will give Corey's team a one way ticket to hell.

Tonight, what an evil web this power that is weaves. A three way match for a chance at the TV title. My one opponent...Judge, a teammate a few weeks from now, fighting for the same goal...tonight, an enemy, fighting for the same goal. My other opponent...Primate, the monkey boy now, the monkey boy tonight and still a monkey boy weeks from now. The winner get a TV title shot...and if my memory serves me right...DC, you hold the TV title. Oh what an evil web this power that is weaves.

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*DC and Wilma are seen in their locker room as Wilma is shining up the TV Title*

Wilma: So how well do you think your team will do next week?

DC: I think we will be fine. Obviously, it depends on how the rest of the PPV goes. It should be a good night, I will beat some chump to keep my TV Title, Force will win the World Title and then my team will be victorious and I will go on to face Force in a champion versus champion match the next week at Redemption, where I will become the new World Champ!

*Wilma shakes her head in approval*

Wilma: yeah but first you have to team with Force

DC: True...but this should be no problem, I mean really last week Corey beat me, only because I passed out....That's fine, I'm still the number one guy in this company...The only thing that proved is that I won't give up...as far as Troy is concerned, well the past few weeks he has become desperate...Without the New Blood he is nothing, as seen last week...Both of these guys depend on too much, they depend on little distractions or outside help...Me and Force, well we do our job in the ring, and at Redemption that will be to beat Corey and Troy...1...2...3

Wilma: What about the New Blood?

DC: Well I got a little surprise for them should they decide to interfere in the match...

*DC reaches behind the sofa he is sitting on, and pulls out a baseball bat..he slaps his hand on it*

DC: Let's just say it's game on come Redemption!

*The camera man leaves as DC and Wilma both smile*
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*in a dark corner of the arena Joker is seen sitting down by himself laughing*

Joker: I make a comeback and realize that at Absolute Power I get to destroy everyone I hate. One match, my kind of match, Hardcore!!!

*Joker laughs*

Joker: It seems that tonight, some rookie makes his debut. Razor they call you, well you know what Razors are good for? Cutting people. I tonight, I cut you down to size Razor. Tonight you get shaved!!!

*Joker laughs uncontrollably as the camera man backs away.
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A Dynamic Duo..You know,there are few duo's in sports that you can call dynamic..Montana and Rice..HHH/Flair..Well now you can add another one to that list..DC,and Force. Now..I know what most of you are thinking..Well Force..You used to hate DC with a passion..What changed?..I'll tell you what changed..My mindset. See..I figured I might of needed a little support..Someone watching my back while I make my way to the top. Everyone wants to take down the top dog..So having a little protection wouldn't be such a bad idea. And who better to do that for me,than DC. I mean really..theres only two champions here..So having one on your side can't be a bad thing. But of course..DC and I both want the same thing..That World Title..And when I get it..We'll face off just as intense as before for it.

But as always..Lets focus on the here and now. DC and I..The IWO's Power Trip,go up against the IWO World champion Corey..and Troy. Last week..Troy cheated..He got desperate..I was wiping the floor with the little boy..So he took the easy way out and got DQ'ed. But then again..Who could blame him..I mean..No one wants to go one on one with me longer than they have to. Am I bitter about not getting to pin him?..No. Because I get the best thing an athlete can have..Another chance. Another chance to stare Troy down in his beady little eyes..And finally get to hit him with another Unstoppable Bomb..And get the 1..2..3. And after that..DC will destroy what is left of his rotting carcus.

But this week..We also get a little preview of Absolute Power..Corey vs. Force..A match that has been in the making for months. I know Corey is aware of me and what I can do...And because of that,I have a few new wrinkles in my plan of attack,that I will showcase at Absolute Power...Now..as important as this tag match is..and it is important..Nothing,is more important to me,then winning that IWO Heavyweight title. So Corey,consider this match me giving you a little taste of the Force I am..Because at the PPV,when the chips are down..And when it all matters..I'll bring everything to the table..A lot more than I'll show you this week.

The table is set..These next two weeks will be the Force's coming out party. The next two weeks will mark me finding what I've been looking for..First..Dominating Troy..and second..Taking that world title from Corey in the main event of a Pay Per View. I've been counting the days and hours...And the two biggest moments of my career are finally here. I'll get off to the start I want this week..DC and I will make sure of that..And then the conclusion of my journey at absolute power..The conclusion that will bring in a new era in the IWO..The era of The Unstoppable Force as the new,IWO champion.Troy..Corey..This week..Pain is mandatory for you....But..Hey..look on the bright side..at least your names rhyme..
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Gel Mibson is sitting backstage sober for once Well he looks sober at least.

"Damn midgets they had a hand in this I can assure you. They are jealous of the curry muncher and Is fame with our band so they seek to seperate us. It wont work I tell you Im going to be on DCs team whether he likes it or not."

Knocking is heard at the door and Gel gets up and opens it but nobody is there just a package that has a tag on it saying to Gel from Alli.

"Aha I know better than to open another package from him but it might be booze. Hmm Ill just bring it in and open it after our match."

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"As I was saying..."

The top of the package open and swinn peeks his head out of it.

"These midgets have a hand..."

Swinn slowly and quietly creeps out carrying a baseball bat.

"in everything when it comes to..."

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Alli Sabbah is relaxing in large gameroom filled with all manner or billiards, darts and other means of entertainment. Mr giggles is in the background throwing imaginary darts at a dart board.

Alli looks at the screen and smiles.

"Hello hello my friends. I do believe my poor friend Mr Giggles is a bit upset over the current state of his fellow mWo members. Ive managed to convince him that he should only take his anger out on one of the three members responsible due to certain reasoning and he has wisely taken my advice."

Alli stands and picks up a pool cue and walks over to the nearest table.

"It appears that I must attempt to mend fences now that I shall be forced to team up with certain individuals soon so I will attempt to address them now."

"Lets start with Jason. I wish you to understand Jason that I only was trying to help you all along. Its not my fault that you woman has low moral standards and makes a fool out of you daily. As a matter of fact as a gift to you my friend I would like to offer you a free visit to the Good Kitty Cathouse in order to help ease your suffering and in addition I will send you to the finest of doctors for treatment of the many diseases I am sure you have contracted from her over time. Just remember Jason, Alli is your friend."

"Now let us move on to The Josh. Well Josh I dont know what o say to you. I took you under my wing when you needed me and you betrayed me on so many levels its just unimaginable. However I am prepared to offer you a gift as well in order to allow us to better work together. My gift to you is paid enrollment into the Fabulous Moolahs training camp where you can learn to become a real wrestler in no time. Then when you are holding IWO gold youll be able to say.. I owe it all to Alli!"

"I have already dealt with Gel Mibson as some of you may have seen earlier. However what none of you do know is that during his nap Swinn placed in hs pocket a lifetime pass to Wallys Land o Liquer all courtesy of his good friend Alli."

"As for the rest of you I look forward to teaming with all of you in the future and have one last word of advice. Shop smart Shop Alli!"

The camera pans over to Mr Giggles and shows the dartboard he has been focusing upon has a picture of Crazyskill on it. The strange thing is that even though Giggles was throwing imaginary darts there are skill holes all over the picture.


Thunder crashes illuminateing for a brief moment a dark robed figure as he looks toward a poster advertising the elimination match.

In a rasping voice the figure speaks.

"Two pretenders. Both claim to know evil. One uses mere thuggery while the other cheap parlor tricks."

It begins to rain yet the rain is strangely tinted the color of blood.

"The time is near. I shall rise again and bring forth my minions to take thier rightful place. Beware pretenders. BEWARE!"

The figure then gestures and the poster bursts into flame even in the bloody rain.


Mwahahahahahaahahah echoes as everything goes dark.
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*Judge is shown punching a boxing bag. He stops when he see's the camera and turns to face it*
Judge: Last week we discovered that DC and his team have won the right to control the IWO. Now I know what your thinking...how can that be the match hasn't happened yet? But with me on DC's side the match might as well not happen. The most powerful enforcer of justice on side, it will be a match that is impossible to lose. I can't wait to lay out Corey and all the motherfuckers on his team including but not limited to Primate at the PPV. But enough of that.

Next week I get a chance at antoher ttile shot at the TV title. DC stop worrying about the team match and start worrying about your title. Cos I'm coming for it. Primate and Demon you both best just lie down and let me pin you or your in for a whole world of pain. You got lucky in our match last week primate but this week your luck is gonna run into something...my boot. Next week my Sentence will be final. So what you gonna do...what you gonna do...when the Judge...comes for you!
*Judge punches the punching bag one final time and his fist goes straight through the bag, he laughs evilly as the camera fades*
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