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Old 09 Aug 2006, 03:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Promo thread for Redemtion month 4 week 2

promos are due Monday at 2:30PM EST


TV Title Match (15 Time limit)
DC (c) v. Jason

Troy v. Primate

Triple threat
Crazyskill v. Josh v. Giggles

Tag Team Match
Corey & Unstoppable Force v. Tiger & Judge

Demon Alexander v. Mr. Oldschool

Curry Muncher v. Gel Mibson

Hardcore Match
Johnny Blade v. Highlight

Plus Alli Sabbah Speaks! (pm me this promo/interview)
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Old 09 Aug 2006, 04:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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*Tiger is seen reading a newspaper in front of a cage with a live tiger in it.*
First the battle royal, then the Demon turns chicken and refuses to fight me, then there was the match with DC. I guess I've been on a lsoing streak lately, and maybe it was going before the battle royal, but there's no reason for USA Today to take it out on LSU. #9 my ass.

Make no mistake I am a tag team specialist. My partner is the Judge and I know he can kick some ass and we have already teamed together, but here's the thing that you may not know, I am one of few people who can legitimatly claim to have beaten Corey in a wrestling match. By hook or by crook or even by partner, I will hold another victory over him after tonight.

*rolls up newspaper and puts a steak in it*

Oh, as for Vince Russo's favorite son, Unstoppable Force, The Judge and I will do to you, what Mike here will do to these rankings. *tosses the paper into the cage and guffaws as the tiger shreads the USA Today* This cat is ready to strike!
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*"Enter Sandman" roars from the sound system, every fan in the arena jumps to their feet. A moment passes and a man wearing a black ecko t-shirt, and blue jeans is seen opening the curtain and walking onto the stage.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, making his way to the ring, "The Future” Crazyskill!

*A barrage of "boo's" drowns out the cocky superstar's theme, the crowd recognize the gentleman as "The Future" Crazyskill. Skill continues his way down the ramp, a large and unsubtle smirk lay upon his face. He lifts the microphone that's been dangling from his hand throughout his entrance to his mouth.*

Crazyskill: Ladies, the man of your dreams has arrived.

*The male portion of the crowd continue to boo with no relent, as the the females begin to whistle and clap. Skill slowly climbs the steps as he looks out at the crowd, giving the occasional wink to certain ladies.*

Crazyskill: Ok, now that that's out of the way, I have a few things to address.

*The women in the crowd begin to scream and the men begin the "you suck" chants.*

Crazyskill: Ladies, ladies, I said "address" not "undress". So back to the topics at hand.

*Crazyskill walks around the ring a bit, the crowd with continues boo's and different chants, most involving vulgar words inappropriate for small children.*

Crazyskill: Over the last few weeks, each and everyone one of you idiots has seen me beat these so called "superstars". Yet still no recognition.

*The fans cheer*

Skill: Yeah, and that's why you're idiots. See they contacted me several times over the last few days, asking me to tone it down, give others a shot. Asking me to stop at what has made me who I am.

*A hush falls on the crowd. Skill paces a little more running his hand through his hair. He walks towards the side of the ring, and motions to the time keeper.*

Crazyskill: Yeah, chair, now. I'm gonna be here a little while.

*The timekeeper stands up and out of his chair and rushes it over to Crazyskill, who on delivery makes a back hand slap motion with his free hand that makes the timekeeper tremble. Skill takes the chair to the center of the ring, and sets it up.*

Crazyskill: See, apparently me being the best, makes everyone else look bad, but in my opinion, me being at the top of my game makes everyone else try just a little bit harder. Upper managment, I hope your watching this, see by you asking me to tone it down, and try a different "style" so to speak, you've started something that will not end, you've started something that will take more then the likes of some dickwad mime or some jerk-off jobber, Josh or what ever to defeat.

*The fans begin to boo again at the remark about Giggles and Josh, a small group begins a “Mime Time” chant followed closey by a “Josh, Josh, Josh” chant, as it gets louder. Crazyskill shrugs it off*

Skill: Ok...Sure.

*The chant begins to spread like wild fire, as the crowd begin to notice the distraught facial expression replace the smirk that was once there.*

Crazyskill: SHUT UP!

*The crowd begin to chant louder and louder, as Skill slides out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp.*

Crazyskill: You idiots can chant all you want, until now.

*Crazyskill puts the mic near the ramp as a loud screeching tone fills the room, everyone in the arena puts their hands to their ears.*

Skill: Alright now that that's taking care of. I guess I'll have to finish my incredible "promo" on stage.

*Skill motions to the back as another chair is delivered to him.*

Crazyskill: I'm sick of all this shit, all this crap upper managment is trying to pull. First they don't give me the belt when I am by far the best in this crap hole company. Second, they tell me to tone down my style, so the jobbers in the back look half descent, excluding Jason and Troy of course. So these jobbers, can have a bit of MY lime light. And now, the youth of today, and the adults of tomorrow have false idols. Their little minds are tainted by guys like Josh, DC and that joke Mr. Giggles. While guys like Sock Giggles, with his obvious mental problems, go overlooked. You have these punks, who come in and think "Im the best, Im gonna rule, Im gonna be World Champion.* well let me let you guys in on a little secret..............

*Skill leans in closely to the camera, as it at the same time zooms in*

Skill: It ain’t gonna HAPPIN!

*The subtle asshole chant can be heard mixed with boo's. A bit of an applause is almost a faint sound barely hearable.*

Skill: Now, for five weeks straight I have been in a match with either Josh or Giggles and not once did I lose. Except for one fluke when Josh and I got counted out and won every other match.

*The fans cut him off with a loud ovation, Crazyskill merely waits a second before continuing*

Cage: Yeah yeah, Josh and I go way back. If I seem to remember correctly, we were tag team partners I controlled you then, then I did what is best for me and formed the greatest stable of all time the New Blood.

*Skill starts to laugh uncontrollably, a mockery of Josh fueling it. The crowd delivering major heat for the truth.*

Skill: Now this week, that is what is sending me off the deep end, another bullshit match with Josh and Giggles. Gene Smith is just using this as another way at screwing me. This match may as well be a Handicapped Match. Josh and Giggles will team up against me and try to bring me down. Well it is a good strategy considering I am the only real superstar in this match.

*The audiance erupts with boos.*

Crazyskill: Josh and Mr. Giggles when I am through with you will be on the Injured list along with that joke, Joker. So if mimes have brains than Giggles you will realize by the time of our match to not even bother and Josh you have already taken beating after beating after beating so if you want another one then show up for our match because the beatings just keep on flowing.

*A string of “Giggles, Josh” chants can be heard in the arena, mixed with the "you suck chants".*

Skill: Yeah, I know Josh and Mr. Giggles are losers. No need to state the obvious.

*"Josh and Giggles" chants replace the popular "You suck" chants very quickly. Crazyskill leans back, and looks at his watch.*


Cage: You do know the longer you idiots chant, the longer I'll be here.....

*The crowd stops chanting in one final note.*

Skill: Now, everyone in the back listen up, and listen very, very well. I am all "that", I am all "that" and a bag of potato chips. I am your better. I'm faster, stronger, more athletic, and am for damn sure better looking. And trust me when I say this.

*Skill stops in the middle of the ramp. The camera pans in slowly, and even slower zooms in. Skill stares intently into the camera.*

Crazyskill: When I win the World Title, you will all........BOW DOWN TO THE KING!

*He throws the mic at the camera as it bounces off the lens. The camera gets a quick glimpse at Skill flipping off the crowd on either side of him before he backs his way through the curtain.*[/I]
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*Demon Alexander is standing outside in the dark night as rain falls apond him*

The world is filled with happiness and sorrow. At times these two emotions exist at the same time. Everyday...every moment that infinity becomes a little longer a soul dies, but a spirit lives on. Every life is high at one point and low the next. Every life has a peak...a mountain, that they live on...and every life has a valley they live in. I entered the IWO on a mountain...not the highest mountain, but it sure was a mountain. Last week I was knocked off that mountain into a valley...I guess it was because I was slowed down by a few crators along that mountain and it finally did me in.

They say it is not how many times you get knocked off, but how many times you get back on. Well maybe I'll just dig under that mountain and bring it down to a hill...and this week I'll start with Mr. Oldschool. I wonder Mr. Oldschool...why do you hide behind that mask? Are you hiding your idenity because you don't want God to see who you are, so you won't be judged? I'll tell you one thing...in that ring against me, you better be worried more about me than God. God comes after I take you to hell...and you can rest assure we won't being going old school this week; we'll be going to hell.

For the rest of the IWO, the angels in Heaven are now reaping, but I will bring sunshine back to this hell we call Earth.

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*Ten Thousand Fists blares from the sound system and Jason along with Stacy are at the rampway,Jason is wearing sunglasses,a New Blood t-shirt and jeans.The crowd is booing him very heavily as he gets into the ring with Stacy and he rudely asks for a microphone*

Jason - What did I do to deserve to be in this shithole town?

*Crowd boos loudly*

Jason - Boo all you want but it's the truth and the truth hurts doesn't it?

*Jason smirks as the crowd continues to boos*

Jason - I didn't come out here to talk about this town....I came out here to talk about what happened at the last Redemption,where Skill and I beat the hell out of Josh and Judge....play the footage now!

*On the screen it shows footage of last week where Jason hits Judge over the head with a steel pipe*

Jason - Awwww poor Judge got hurt.....*Jason and Stacy laugh together*

*The crowds boos continue to get louder*

Jason - Then Skill and I get ambushed by a bunch of damn mimes and that damn Alli Sabbah,you people have no idea how much I hate that son of a bitch for what he put me through back in the old days of the IWO and he has the nerve to make his comeback to the IWO when he shouldn't even be allowed here in the first place.....but now that's he's back he will PAY!

Jason - Now onto my next match where I face the TV champ DC and what a coincedence....it's for the TV title,so DC you better enjoy that belt for now while you have it because it's not going to be for much longer when I beat your ass and that belt becomes mine.

*Crowd boos as Jason throws down the mic and leaves the ring with Stacy*
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*Fear Factory's Replica begins to play in the back ground as Johnny Blade steps out into the light*

I said i would be taking IWO to the extreme and i plan on making an example of what im going to be doing in IWO on Highlight. Highlight you are nothing more than just a washed up movie actor that didnt have what it took to be big in movies. so you decide to step into the ring and apply your skills to wrestling. Well Highlight i guess you never thought you'd be stepping into the ring with this crazy son of a bitch right here and when im standing in front of you in the ring by the end of the match you will be left bloody and beaten quite like all the other opponents in the other feds i have been in. Im going to stop at nothing to get the win in this match that me and you are going to be in, and i will take you to limits you never thought you'd never be to, and i dont give a fuck if i make the little kids cry when they see this match or anyone else for that matter!!!

* the camera moves in on Johnny Blade's forehead that is scabbed up for his blood letting in his promo *

My head may be cut open a little bit right now but to me it doesnt matter, blood is nothing new to me. Ive had my entire back covered in blood from a 200 light tube match and have had my arm ripped open from a No Rope Barbed Wire match back in WPW in its "gory" days of violence. * Johnny begins punching his head and opening up the cut again* I will show at redemption why i was a Hardcore Champion and why i brought hardcore to a new level of pain and a new level of bloodshead. Highlight your face gonna look like mine when im done with you but 100 times worse than right now. This match will truely be the greatest hardcore match in IWO because im gonna be taking a shopping cart of weapons to the ring with me to use on you.

*the shopping cart is shown and focuses in on the weapons*

Lets see what we got for goodies in this cart: a trashcan hmm whats in it? Looks to be a singapore cane, a cheese grader, this will be fun to use on your head, a couple of street signs, hmm a box what could be in it *takes and hand full of the item* THUMBTACKS!!! See your stepping into the ring with a whole new animal and a whole new Johnny Blade. You may call your self extreme and like to use ladders and do flippy shit off them, but ill climb to the top and hit you with the Suicide Drop and cave your chest in, one thing i can tell you is this: I AM EXTREME and ill hurt my own body to beat you. Highlight remember this, when you mess with the Blade your gonna get hurt.

* close up on Johnny Blade and fade out to black *

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*Chad Willard knocks at the locker room door of DC, he is told to come in and sees DC sitting on a couch with Wilma, the TV title lays on a table in front of them*

DC: Chad come in, we've been expecting you

Chad: ummm...you have DC?

DC: Of course, hold on one sec...

*DC turns to kiss Wilma*

DC: You know you want it Chad

Chad: ummm..well I ....

*DC and Wilma laugh*

DC: Easy big fella, I'm just fucking with you...look here Chad, you should be used to this, this is what you deal with on a weekly basis...I mean really it's getting so repetitive that it makes me sick.

Chad: well DC, I guess I see your point

DC: Chad, of course you see my point...each week you interview that turd stain Jason, and each week he tries to humiliate you..you should stand up to him Chad, quit taking crap off that wannabe...hell you probally wants to be you.

Chad: Yeah...uh DC do you want to do the interview, or do you want me to come back?

DC: let's go ahead and do this, shoot

Chad: Well last week you made Tiger tap out and kept your title your thoughts on that?

DC: Tiger...yeah it seems he just wasn't focused...I mean it's hard to step in the ring with a champion and be worried about some other guy...Tiger made the mistake of looking past me, something that Jason is going to do this week, worried about some damn mimes and some magic salami selling arab...

*Crowd chants salami*

Chad: Speaking of Jason you defend the title against him this week, are you worried about the interference of the New Blood

DC: Worried...no...concerned, of course, anytime some group of guys get together you have to be concerned, i mean I always thought there was something funny about Jason, but now the proof is in the pudding...You see Chad, Jason is nothing but a tag team wrestler, he always has been...Josh carried Jason to the tag titles, you can bare witness to that just because Josh beat Jason a few weeks ago...See if Jason doesn't have his butt buddies with him, he has no chance of winning!

*crowd chants Butt buddies*

DC: Tonight, Jason goes one on one with the TV Champion, and it's not a tag match, so tonight he doesn't have Crazyskill to carry him through to a victory, he doesn't have Troy there to slap him on the ass and tell him good job...Jason tonight you have to do this on your on, tonight you take on the most dominating TV champion of all time...Simple fact is Jason, I haven't been pinned cleanly, I haven't tapped out...you see I have this gold belt

*DC Picks the title up off the table*

DC: Jason, you want what I have, I know that it's difficult to understand that since no one wants anything you have...Jason tonight you visit the Dogpound, and tonight in front of a packed house, and in front of millions of DC fans around the world, you will realize one thing...Jason you have 15 minutes to try and beat me, I don't have to defeat you to keep my title, and unfortunately Jason, your 15 minutes of fame are up...

*Chad thanks DC and walks out of the room as Wilma looks at DC in approval*
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Trust is not something to believe in in the IWO..People will stab you in the back...People will scratch and claw to make it to the top..And if you're in their way...You'll go down. Now..This week,I tag with someone who is already at the top..Corey. Now Corey..as you probably know..I've claimed that title on your shoulder as mine for weeks...And eventually,thats what is going to happen. But this week..It's all about momentum..And thats what we have going for both of us..You're coming off a PPV win..So am I..We both need to stay on the right track..We both need Wins....Thats all I'm concerned about..Is coming out on top. So this week..Yea...I've got your back Corey...But later on...That peice of gold on your shoulder..It'll be on mine..In all due time.

Now Tiger and Judge..I'm sure you see this match as a big oppertunity...I mean..you're facing two of the top 3 ranked guys in the company. This is your chance to shine..Move up..pull off an upset. But..If there is one thing I love to do,It is to crush other peoples dreams. And tiger,Judge..Your dream will be crushed this week. You may have better teamwork than Corey and I..You may feel like that gives you an edge..But it doesn't. The simple fact is..You could make this a handicap match..And I'd still destroy both of you....Now imagine what I'm going to do with the World Champion in my corner.

The Future is coming into place. I've said all along..The World title..Main eventing..it was my only goal. And now..I'm in a match with the World Champion..Corey..I'm scouting you this week. Can you trust me to not turn on you?..Yes..But don't think for one second that whem I'm in the corner..I'm not looking and studying every little thing you do. Corey..You have something I want..You have something I need...Something I can't live without. You have the top spot in MY sport...and I want...I Neeeeed...It back. So it's a win win situation Corey.. You and I get to destroy two inferior preformers..And we get to see what each other have in the process. Theres nothing more valuable in this business then knowing exactly what your opponent has going into a match.

So this week..Everyone will be entertained..The Force..And Corey..will entertain you with a beatdown of Judge and Tiger..A beatdown so vicious..so merciless..That it will make the civil war look like nap time in a kindergarden class. But it's all leading to one thing....Me and Corey hooking it up..One epic battle..For the biggest prize in the company. Corey..this week...We'll get it done together..But soon my friend..Soon..I'll get it done by myself...Just keep that in the back of your mind. Judge and Tiger...This week..Pain is Mandatory..For you.
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*Tater is shown waiting for The Josh*

Tater: Gees, can this guy ever be on time? I swear I am never doing another one with him

The Josh: Shouldn't talk about people behind their back. Especially people that are trained killers.

Tater: Holy shit! God dammit Josh! You need to stop that!

*The Josh sniffs the air*

The Josh: Looks like you need to change your pants. But enough about you, we are supposed to be doing an interview.

Tater: Yeah. Well let's do this. You are facing Giggles and Crazyskill in a triple threat match. Your thoughts?

The Josh: Well, I trained Giggles, so I should know all his moves. That is, unless Alli Sabbah has trained him any dirty tactics... Crazy and I have done this dance and will do it again. I may not have defeated him yet, but I have a feeling I am going to make an impact on him.

Tater: You made mention to Alli Sabbah, who's recently returned. You and him have had some bad blood, but seem to have a common enemy in the New Blood...

The Josh: Yeah, I dislike him. He brought me into the IWO and then turned his back on me. What would you feel if you had been betrayed by a "friend"? You know what soldiers do to traitors in times of war? We execute them, without predjudce.

Tater: Okay... What are your thoughts on what happened last week at Redemption?

The Josh: What happened was wrong of me. I shouldn't have done it. Judge and I talked after the match and we worked it out. However, if Crazy thinks he's going to bring the lead pipe out this week, he's got another thing coming. If you smell, what the Josh is brewin'.

*Camera fades out*
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*The IWO arena goes pitch blank and Fort Minor's 'Remember the Name' blasts with red and blue lights flashing to the song. Through a cloud of smoke emerges 'The Epitome' Troy Alston in a suit jacket and jeans. He walks down towards the ring with a mic in his hand and a confident smile. He rolls into the ring and hears the mixed crowd chanting "Screw You!" and "Troy! Troy!." Troy chuckles and begins to speak...*

Troy: You know what I find funny?

(Crowd responses "WHAT!")

Troy: You all just can't make up your minds. Do you like me? Do you hate me? Do you want to sleep with me? Are you just simply jealous? Whenever these questions are asked, you all give me a mixed answer, just like you did now. I can hear those boos, I can hear the cheers. I can hear the threats, I can hear the wedding proposals...heh heh. It doesn't bother me, it doesn't flatter me. You all can be completely quiet in my matches for all I care. You see, I'm not like everyone else. I don't try to rally you on like Judge and Josh do. I don't try to start chants to get you all to like me. I could give a damn if you do. But hell, nobody likes to be hated right? But I am not going to change the way I am to be liked. I do whatever the hell pleases me and will not have any regrets about it. Hey, blame my parents then...

(Troy pauses and looks off at the blank crowd.)

Troy: Another thing I find funny. You've all seen my matches this past...month would you say? Isn't it a tad bit funny that time after time, I get thrown into a match with a loser I have beaten over and over. What, do you think that I am going to slip up? Let down? Get beaten in an upset? Sorry to you all, but Troy Alston does not lose, especially to rejects he has already beaten. Last week, I used my previous match against Demon to my advantage. I neutralized whatever power he had against me and came out with my usual victory. And now, I stand here as your number one contender for the IWO....World....Heavyweight.....Title...

(Troy runs up the turnbuckle and poses. He receives another mixed reaction.)

Troy(takes a seat on the top turnbuckle and raises the mic to his mouth): But maybe...just maybe...there is a reason for this. To prove to you all that I am the real fuckin' deal and there is no lying in it. Seeing me get victories every single week has just raised my credibility that high. It lets every wrestler back there that I am not one to fucked with, or you'll see yourself, back-first with the Epitome's foot on your chest. If not once, then again and again.

And my next match? Not different one bit. I face a man, man-monkey? Primate. This guy's had some girl problems which is usual, but blaming your many losses on your girl? Face it Tarzan, it was YOUR shoulders on the mat for the 1, 2, 3...not April's. Matter of fact, I had April's shoulders on the showerbed the other night, but I won't get into that. Since you have bailed on your Jane, you have no excuses now. Nothing to overcome to win. Nothing to blame on to lose by. But only yourself to blame. If you lost to Giggles and Joe the fuckin' Schmo before, well...there is not much else to say. Other than you need to go back to climbing trees and possibly see a psychiatrist. Absolutely pathetic.

They will never become talented enough to sniff my jock. I hope you realize that.


*Troy drops the mic on the mat and jumps off the top turnbuckle and lands feetfirst onto the entrance ramp. He throws his suit jacket off into the crowd and raises his arms for the crowd. He turns around and smirks until he passes the curtains..*
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*April Century is seen standing outside of Primate's dressing room. She looks up at the name on the door, and goes to knock, she stops herself, and puts her hand down. After a second or two of thought, she finally knocks. Primate opens the door, and the two stair at each other for a moment*

April: Hi.

Primate: Hi.

April: I know this is, akward, and I tried to get Hugh to do this interview, but he said it was better I do it, seeing as how I know you better than anybody here.

Primate: Do you want an interview?

April: Yeah.

Primate: Well then shoot. What do you want to know?

April: Well, your going up against Troy, a man I honestly hate, and a man who, apparently, has pissed you off. So, what are your thoughts on Troy, and what are your thoughts on the match.

Primate: My thoughts on Troy? Well, that's simple. When that motherfucker messed with me, he messed with the wrong bitch. He found that out the hard way last week. Honestly, I don't get it anymore. People keep thinking they are hot shit. They come in here and piss and moan about how they are the greatest, and how the people should respect them, when the biggest thing they've done is form some second rate stable, and cheated their way to a few wins. Honestly, I'm sick of all that bullshit.

*the fans give Primate a rare cheer*

Primate: You see, when I came in here, I didn't give a shit. I didn't care about glory, winning the IWO championship. I didn't give a shit about the fans and the fame and all that other shit. All I cared about was kickin some ass. Sure, I failed to do that at first. Any predator will struggle for a while in a new environment, but now I've figured this stuff out. I've found my grip, and you can expect me to dominate from here on out. As for my match? Expect me to mop up the floor with that sorry ass excuse of a human.

April: What exactly did he do to piss you off?

Primate: Time will tell my dear. Time will tell.

April: I see. The thing I'm worried about the most with this match is the possibility of the New Blood ganging up on you. Now, is there any possibility of you teaming up with Alli Sabbah and his group of mimes?

*Primate laughs for a second*

Primate: It's simple as this, no chance in hell I'm teaming up with that freak, but, if he want's to make a little visit to the ring and work in my favor, go ahead. I won't hold him back.

April: Interesting. Well, uhh, I guess that's it. Thanks for the interview.

Primate: Thanks for giving me your time again.

*Camera fades black as the two walk away in opposite directions*
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*Camera pns to Judge's courtroom*
After last weeks show I've been hearing a lot of talk. I've been hearing things like 'that's the end of 'The Enforcers' and 'that match proved New Blood truly are unstoppable *crowd boos*. I've even been hearing rumourss that the Judge is becoming the IWO's own personal version of the big red jobber Kane *crowd boos louder*. Well I'm hear to put a halt to those rumours.

Last week some people may have may have seen the 'New Blood' as dominating. But I saw something very different. I saw fear in the eyes of 'New Blood'. Realising it was impossible to take on two of the greatest wrestlers in the history of the IWO the Josh and myself they resorted to using a steel pipe on my head. Jason, when you hit me with that pipe you made the worst career move of your life. Your days are numbered here in the IWO and so are 'New Bloods'.

When you fail to capture the TV title of DC next week, and you will fail. I will be stepping up and demanding a number #1 contender match between you and I for the TV title. Now how am I going to prove I'm worthy of this oppurtunity you may ask? Well that comes down to next week.

I have a tag match with Tiger the greatest tag team specialist of all time against Corey and Unstoppable force.

Corey I have taken you to extremes in 5 star classic matches before *fans cheer* and I'm looking forward to doing it again. Lets just hope now that punk Joker is injured that we don't ahve any interferences and that finally you will feel the wrath of Justice.

As for Unstoppable force. You have been a dominating force so far in the IWO, crushing all your opponents mercifully. But next week will be different. You see next week you take on the Law. The Law is an immovable object. You can't go around it, nor over or under it and you sure as hell can't go through it *fans cheer*. Next week when its you and I in the ring we will see what happens when an Unstoppable force meets and Immovable object *fans cheer*.

Regardless of the outcome its gonna be a five star classic. I guaran-damn-tee it.

So, Corey and Unstoppable force you just focus yourself on one question until next week. What you gonna do...What you gonna do...When the Judge...*fans join in*comes for you!

*Judge stares intensly at the camera as the shot fades*
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~In the back~

Talk about being screwed.

Not only do I get screwed out of my match last week, but you idiots forgot to record my interview, so I have to give you this again. Last week I had a one on one match, not a two on one or 3-way, it was a one on one, but that Curry Mosnster, whatever, cost me my match. I beat you Curry, move on.

Now, this week we got Demon Alexander.

Demon, I don't know what your game is, but you don't scare me. We're not going to Hell this week, we're going to the oldschool and I'm going to take you there. You got that this time.

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