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Old 26 Jul 2006, 05:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The IWO presents

Return to Hell only on PPV



Double Main Event

Main Event #1
World Heavyweight Title/Inferno Match
Corey Taylor (c) v. Joker

Main Event #2
TV Title Rumble to determine the first ever IWO TV Champion

singles match
DC v. Unstoppable Force

Last Man Standing Match
Demon Alexander v. The Highlight

TLC Match
Josh v. Jason w/ Stacy

singles match
Mr. Giggles w/ MWO v. Crazyskill

singles match
Tiger v. Primate w/ April Century

singles match
Troy v. Judge (New Blood banned from ringside)

singles match
Mr. Oldschool w/ Ervin v. Curry Muncher

promos are due by Monday July 31st at 2pm EST

I really want to thank everyone for making the IWO a success and hopefully the PPV is the best one yet

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*Demon Alexander is shown in an empty room*

Return To Hell...It's sort of a home coming for me. I've been to Hell many times, fighting the main serpent himself...and speaking of serpents. At Return To Hell, I get to face Highlight. Highlight, we have a history together, but it seems we never had an one on one match...well that ends this week at the Pay-Per-View in our last man standing match. Hightlight, I'm going to put you out of your misery. I'm going to tell you, Highlight, you better pray for your life because at Return To Hell, you're going to be my prey and you will not be the last man standing.

*The lights turn off in the room except one light that shines down on Alexander*

Now for the battle royal to crown the first IWO TV Champion. I'm going to warn everyone that Hell is a long journey. One needs to take the ghost train that takes the departed spirits to the other side. The train only makes two stops...one to the Stairway to Heaven and the other stop is the shipping docks. The shipping docks is where the IWO gets off this week and I hope you all brought your coins. The coin is the toll you pay the rower of the boat, that is at the shipping docks, that will take us over the river, down to Hades. Once we're there, we deal with our personel matches and then get together for the BATTLE...a battle for a little piece of Heaven...the IWO TV Championship. The ring is the only safe place from the Hell Fires outside. There might be casulties when soul after bloody soul is thrown over the top rope and touches the floor of damnation below. In the end there will be one shining hope and that will be me...Demon Alexander, standing in victory. When the show is over and I'm taking the trip back to the living world with the TV title, I'll look around me and notice all the empty spots, that on the way to the show was occupied by fellow IWO wrestlers, who played with fire and got burned...

*Suddenly the room goes completely dark. When the lights comes back on, Demon Alexander is gone and the room is filled with smoke and fire as the screen fades*
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Old 26 Jul 2006, 10:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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*Jason and Stacy are seen backstage in The New Blood's lockeroom,they hear a knock on the door*

Jason - Come in Chad....*sigh*

*Chad makes his way into the room*

Jason - Well you knocked this time....

*Chad looks a little embarassed*

Jason - Sit down...

*Chad sits down a chair next to the couch*

Jason - What did you want Chad?

Chad - Well Jason,your next match is a TLC match where you go one on one with your former friend and tag team partner The Josh.....what are your thoughts?

Jason - First off Josh was never a friend of mine because he could never be happy for me when I fell in love Stacy since he was filled with so much jealousy,and like I've said before I carried that team and I got sick of carrying around his worthless ass so I dropped him like a bad habit.

*Stacy laughs*

Jason - At Return to Hell I will take Josh to hell and back in our TLC match and he will learn exactly why to not fuck with The New Blood and not to fuck with me,I hope this is the last time I have to humliate him because I'm sure he's sick of it....I sure as hell ain't though.

*Jason and Stacy laugh together*

Chad - What about the battle royal for the TV Title and what's the plan The New Blood has for it?

Jason - It's none of your damn business what the plan is but I'll tell you one thing and that is you're looking at the next IWO TV Champion,it doesn't matter who I have to go through and I'll gown down in history as the greatest TV Champion of all time.

Stacy - Of course you will baby...

*Chad stares at Stacy for a minute until Jason slaps the back of his head*

Jason - Get the hell out of here!

*Chad gets up looking embarassed and leaves while the camera fades to black*
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*No Rest for the Wicked plays as Primate comes down to the ring. He gets in the ring, and gets a mic. He's holding the card for Return to Hell*

You know, I've been looking at the card here for Return to Hell, and I have to say, we have one hell of a Pay-Per-View on our hands. Hell we have Corey vrs. Joker in an Inferno match for the world heavyweight championship.

*crowd cheers*

We have a Royal Rumble to determine the new IWO TV Title Champion.

*crowd cheers*

We have a TLC match between Josh and Jason.

*crowd cheers*

...And we even have some excellent singles matches. But you know what? The match on this card that catches my eye the most. It's this one right here. Tiger vrs. me in a battle of the beasts, but that isn't what catches my eye about it.

*Primate looks at a camera*

Why don't you get a closer look at it?

*The camera zooms in on the card to see Primate pointing at the name listed next to his*

Right here. Primate with April Century. You know what I think of that?

*Primate takes out a marker and crosses out April Century's name, as the camera zooms out again, and the crowd gasps*

That's what I think about it. That dumb fucking shit has cost me not one, but two matches. I could be standing here infront of you, having beaten two of the top guys in this company, one who is the champion, but instead this fucking waste of space has cost me both of them. She's screwed me out of two huge wins. Had I won those, I would be one of the premier wrestlers in the IWO right now. But, of course, no. She has to get involved, wether that be trying to tell me something, or getting herself kidnapped, and coming out tied to a fucking chair. I called Stacy a skank not to long ago if I remember right, and you know what, I take that back. At least she works to help her man win matches. Mine, nah. She just comes out and fucks everything up. So I tell you what, Oldschool. I know your back there, and I know your watching this. You can go ahead and do whatever the fuck you want to that broad, because quite frankly, I don't give a shit anymore. In fact, if she even thinks about coming out to the ring at Return To Hell, I'll snap her in half, and then show this dumbass Tiger what a real animal is like. Hell I'll show everyone, including him, that he's not a Tiger. I'll show him that he's a damn pussy, pussycat that is. Oh and one last thing on the terms of April Century, I request that she is banned from ringside. This way, there will be NO interuptions when I hunt Tiger to extinction.

*Primate throws the mic over his shoulder, gets out of the ring, and walks off*
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*Tater is walking in the back, looking for the Josh*

Tater: Where is he? We're supposed to have an interview right now.

A voice from the shadows: You said something?

*Tater jumps in shock as the voice startled him. The Josh then walks from out of the shadows and up to Tater*

The Josh: No need to be frightened, chief. Gees, did you soil yourself? *waves hand in front of his face*

Tater: Never mind that. We're supposed to be doing an interview right now.

The Josh: You're right. Go ahead and ask your questions.

Tater: Okay. What do you have to say in response to Jason saying you are jealous of him and Stacy's relationship?

The Josh: I'm not jealous. Why would I be? Stacy is nothing more than a skank, something I'm not attracted to. If anything I'm pissed Jason said that. We worked and trained together. We were a team and he turned his back on me. You never carried the team. If anything, you carried one of the belts we earned as a team. You can look at the tapes, Tater. Prove me wrong.

Tater: I will have to look at them. Now, what are your thoughts on the TLC match with your former friend, Jason?

The Josh: Well, I am excited. I get to take out all my agression on Jason. When I first heard about it from Mr. Smith, I couldn't wait for it. Then he dropped the bomb that it'd be one of two matches I'd be in that night. That pissed me off until I found out everyone else in the TV title battle royal would have two as well. Now, the TLC match could be ruined by the New Blood, so I made a request from Gene Smith that the rest of the New Blood stays in the back during the match, or they forfeit their chance in the battle royal. He has yet to get back to me, but I'm sure he'll honor my request.

Tater: I doubt it, but whatever. What are your thoughts on the Battle Royal for the TV title?

The Josh: Well, I'm ready for that. I've faced most of the guys in it and know their weaknesses. All I need to do is be patient and wait for them to fuck up.

Tater: Strong words. What are your plans for the future?

The Josh: I can't say too much but Judge and I are going to make the New Blood regret ever fucking with us. IF YOU SMELL, WHAT THE JOSH, IS BREWIN'!!!!

Tater: Well, I do. Good luck.

The Josh: Thanks for taking time to interview me.

*Camera fades out*
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*Camer pans to Judge's courtroom*
Last week the Law came to the IWO and the law was mother fucking packing! *crowd cheers*

Corey I've weakened the Joker's pathetic wound up jobber arse for you. For once I'm encouraging you to do whatever is necessary to ensure he never wrestles again. Then his sentence will be final. Though that is only the first step towards my dominance of the IWO. Next week comes the second step in taking on Troy.

This is a dream match for me. For once I don't have to worry about those sneaky STD's catching onto me from behind *crowd laughs*. Now I get to go one on one with the Epitome and this time there will be no interruptions...there will be only one winner...there will be...one victor...The Judge...and the IWO will be one step closer to having a true champion.

Why so confident you may ask? Well you see Troy is the kinda punk that thinks he needs women and cool clothes to be an individual. He's the kinda guy that is so unsure of himself that he thinks he ain't an individual till he wears baggy jeans that his unwiped arse hangs out of at all times. The kinda guy that prints his name on his own shorts in case he forgets who he is one morning. The kinda guy who wears a mother fucking tank top...a girls piece of clothing...not to mention the diamond earings and gold necklace...because he thinks its the metro thing to do or something. But at the end of all this all he has done is proven he's just another stupid conformist punk who needs to be taught a lesson. If there is one thing that I'm sure of each morning its who the fuck I am and what I stand for...I am the Judge and I am the Law.

At next week's PPV I'm going to use you to send a message to your precious 'New Bloo'd bum chums. I'm going to send you to hell and back and by the time I'm done with you, there will be no doubt that Justice has been served and that a new faction is in town. The Enforcers.

Then in the battle royal for the TV title I'm going to beat every one of you down regardless of where I enter, and broadcast Justice across the TV sets of the world. So Troy, and all those who stand in my way...I have a simple question for you...one even 'New Blood' can understand...What you gonna do...what you gonna do...when the Judge...*crowd joins in* comes for you!
*Judge slams his gavel down as camera fades out*
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*Crazyskill is seen walking down the hallway in the back area, he stops in front of the New Blood locker room door. Skill walks in and sees Jason and Stacy.*

Crazyskill: Hey Jas, my man.

Jason: Skill, what’s up?

Stacy: Hi Crazyskill.

Crazyskill: Hey Stacy. Um Jas, I was just wondering I am kind of here to do a little interview for our fans.

*Heat from crowd*

Jason: Oh sure, take your time me and Stacy will give you some privacy.

*Stacy and Jason leave*

At Return To Hell, I have two matches. One against Giggles and I’m in the rumble for the TV title.

Mr. Giggles, that damn mine. If he had any brains at all he would know what’s good for him and not even show. But hey if he decides to show that will just be an easy warm up win for the rumble. Mr. Giggles is nothing more than a freak. Mimes don’t wrestle, mimes should be in the circus next to the bearded lady and the midgets. Not here in IWO wrestling the likes of me. If Gene Smith didn’t hate me I would actually be wrestling in both main events. Which he knows I should be, I know and I should be and all of your know I should be.

*Heat*

Oh shut up, all of you pussies know I can wrestle circles around the Corey Taylor guy.

*Skill sucks dick chants build up*

SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE I AM TALKING. That’s better. Now Mr. Giggles I know you won’t respond to me in people talk so I will just talk your language.

*Crazyskill pretends to pull a rope, he pretends to wrap it around his neck and hang himself.*

Is that easier for you to understand Giggles? Your are going to be hung over the top rope and I will choke the life out of you. Then the freak show won’t even want you.

Enough of Giggles, he is probably giving himself imaginary head right now any way. Onto the Royal Rumble. This rumble determines the first ever Television champion. Well put it in the record books because the first ever Television is most defiantly going to be me. Everybody else who even thinks they have a chance of eliminating me needs to get their heads out of their asses. I might be coming in early and eliminate everybody or I might be coming in last but either way I guran-damn-tee I am going to emerge victorious.

*Crazyskill starts laughing, the camera fades to black as the maniacal laugh of Skill*
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*The camera approaches the isolated New Blood locker room. Chatter among IWO staff and officials are heard in the background as everyone is continuing with their jobs. Suddenly, as someone sounds they are about to exit the New Blood locker room, the whole backstage gets silent. Jason, hand in hand with Stacy, and Crazyskill make their way out of the locker room, chuckling over something. They smirk to the camera and walk by the speechless staff. Once out of view, the IWO staff continues with their talks and their jobs. The New Blood door remains open, and the camera peeks into the room where 'The Epitome' Troy Alston leans forward on a couch, emotionlessly watching a previous match between him and his next opponent at Return to Hell, Judge. The camera, too, watches the match with Troy and he is clearly dominating. After a moment of watching, Troy speaks in a serious tone.*

Troy: You know. Everyone's been asking lately. Asking how I feel about my next match against Judge. Asking how I feel...about New Blood being banned from ringside. They expect me to be mad about this? Why would I be mad? Because I do not have my "advantage?" Because I do not have my "edge?" Because Jason can have Stacy come along ringside and I can't? Because Mr. Giggles can bring his little circus rejects down to the ring? Because Primate can get carried to the ring on a leash by April Century? Because Mr. Oldschool can bring his preschool teacher, Ervin, to come support him?!

(Crowd laughter)

Troy: Heh. Mad. Why would I be mad? I see it more as a...compliment.. You see, Commish Smith needs to take every advantage away from me. I'm the best damn wrestler in this federation, so there's an advantage right there. I have the charisma, the skill, the athleticism.. that everyone who is not in New Blood doesn't have. We are on the minds of everyone here in this biz.. There isn't one wrestler here who hasn't said anything about the New Blood in their promos. Whether you like it or not, the New Blood is here and taking the IWO by storm...one wrestler at a time.

(Troy smirks and poses for the camera. The crowd boos in response.)

Troy: But Judge. You need backup. You need support. You need your mother to hold your hand through everything. Latest example? Your group of jobbers you've gathered from the bottom you call...The Enforcers.

(Troy pauses and gives a confused look. Crowd laughs.)

So, that's why you turned to the courtroom. Lots of backup there. Jury, bailiff, a room full of people. When someone would go after you, you had all of those guys backing you up, so your fatass would go untouched. Whether you like it or not, ordering punishment is totally different than giving it. Back at your old Judge job, you told others what to do, but would never do anything about it. You had to rely on people to do your handywork. Which, is the reason why you need to gather up your Enforcer rejects. You think having people on your side will lead you to success? Think again. It will be the same old story..except you'll have a G.I. Joe and a handful of clowns to go down with.

Obviously, your ass has failed every time you've been given an individual oppurtunity. 2 World Title shots? 1 resulted in your ass getting handed to you. The other, same story..except my New Blood buddies and myself had a little part in it..just a little..Heh heh..

(Troy leans up and lays back down on the couch. He then plays the tape of his match again.)

Troy: Judge..I hope..for your sake, this will be the LAST time I have to step into the ring with you. Not because I'm scared of you. No. But really, because I am sick of you. Sick of seeing you. Sick of beating your ass every single time we meet. It's gotten old, like you. You've had your ass handed to you by Corey...Demon. But, if you couldn't handle that, you won't be able to handle me. Because 'the Epitome' is focused to taking your ass out for the last time.. And when I'm focused on something, everything goes my way....always.

(Troy stands up from the couch and looks like he is about to leave but pauses in his strides.)

Troy: Oh. And about the TV Title Rumble. Heh, my match against Judge will be a perfect warm-up for it, don't you worry. Get the blood flowing...stretching out the muscles.. This is my first oppurtunity in this biz. To show to the fans and ALL of the IWO wrestlers at the same time, why I am the people's 'Epitome' and why I am deserving of the IWO TV Title. And after this match, there is NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, anyone can say that I am undeserving of it...and everything else...

(Troy looks inside his pants at his crotch and chuckles)

...I get. Heh heh..

*Troy walks past the camera and out the door. The camera zooms into the TV screen, where Troy is shown pinning Judge for the 1....2.....3....*
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*camera pans to Judge outside locker room, he is being interviewed by Tater*
Tater: Just moments ago we saw Troy claim that you were the one who needed back up going into the return to hell PPV. That you had no chance of beating him. Well I thought he raised some pretty good points and I just wanted to...
Judge: He raised some good points? He raised some GOOD points? Are you kidding me? The only thing Troy proved to the world in that segment was that he is completely blind. He thnks I need the help to win matches. He thinks I need help to deliver Justice in the IWO? He obviously hasn't been watching the show.

In one of my early moments here in the IWO I sentenced a punk for graffiting my car. I set his arse up on a table and delivered my guillotine leg drop to him sending him screaming in pain through to the concrete floor. Then I proceeded to single handedly decimate the IWO roster and put on some of the greatest matches in IWO history. I've defeated the Josh, I've defeated Jason in a tag match, I've defeated Tiger, I've defeated Joker, I've put on a 5 star classic with Corey, Demon and Crazyskill. I would have defeated Troy too if it hadn't been for the 'New Blood'.

The only reason I satrted the enforcers was cos I got sick of the anal rodgering.
Tater: Well Troy also claimed that you were getting old and...
Judge: Getting old? I'm in my motherfucking prime...did you not see last week's match?
Tater: Well...
Judge: Troy you've only been in the ring with me once and you only escaped justice cos of 'New Blood'. Well at the PPV I'll be sending you on a no return trip to hell and you'll be lucky if you have a job in this industry by the time I'm done with you. Well...if you lucky I might give you a job spit shining my boots. So enjoy your last days as a respectable talent here in the IWO, enjoy the final days of 'New Blood', and don't forget to ask yourself *Judge snatches mike from Tater*...what you gonna do...when the Judge...*crowd joins in* Comes for you!
*Judge walks off tossing the mike back over his shoulder to Tater*
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~Shown in the back~

Ervin:You win some and you lose some, but never lose because of a woman.

Oldschhool:Primate, I see some potential in you, but your downfall is the women. I kidnapped April and showed how she is just eye candy that you don't need. Now onto my match at Return to Hell against a guy who likes Curry.

Ervin:Curry? Ah pewy!

I hope that curry makes you a strong boy, Curry Muncher because you going need those muscles against me. Fill your tummy with that stuff and make yourself a dough boy because at Return to hell I'm going to make you a dull boy.

Ervin:What about the TV title, Mr. Oldschool?

Oldschool:I'm winning that battle royal because I'm oldschool and I know the oldschool ways to win these kind of matches. Mr. Oldschool is going to take everyone to the old school and become TV Champion. Then everyone will see my beautiful face every week on TV (eventhough he wears a mask).

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Well it looks like everyone is gearing up for their matches at Return to Hell (laughs)....you see what everyone doesn't understand is that their matches are just fodder...you know stuff to keep you entertained...something to make the fans stay in their seats until the real action happens...and that will happen wihen the two biggest names in this industry step into the ring and go one on one for the first time ever...At Return to Hell I will finally square of with Mike Force...Sure I've heard his is unstoppable and granted he is undefeated...but the simple truth is this, he has never faced an opponent like me...I'm going to take Force to the limit and rest assured when the match is over, I will be standing victorious...Now last week Force won the match that I partaked in...but you see he didn't pin me, in fact he wouldn't have beaten Highlight if it wasn't for my valet, Wilma...You see Force, you won the match but you didn't prove a damn thing to me...So this week bring your A game, hell bring your playstation, your Xbox, your monopoly game whatever floats your damn boat, hell bring them all, cause your going to need a plan to beat me...Oh yeah Force one more thing, just to make sure that you see I will beat you single handly, Wilma is going to stay in the back during our match...This way there will be no excuses when I put you down for the count...So at Return to Hell Force, Pain is madatory for...(laughs)...Gotcha...

Now before I let all of you fans get ready to go to the bathroom or get a coke or something, hell I would if I had to watch some of the matches that take place on this card, let me address the other members of the IWO roster...The guys that will be entered into the TV Title Rumble...I just want to save you the trouble of getting in the ring, and some of you the oppurtunity to not get your asses kicked again...Now onto the ones who still want to participate...I think I've talked enough about Force, so let's look at the other top contenders like say Demon Alexander...You think the devil is going to help you win this match?....Come on, are you serious...Darkside, Fireside, Campside on some damn lake, I really don't care where you go to get advice...You can call Miss Cleo for all I care, it won't matter when I toss your ass over the top rope...I haven't forgotten about last week Demon, but you need to remember, you have never beat me and at Return to Hell it won't start either...What about The New Blood...Yeah what about them...Jason, you and that chick you have, shoot you two should have an egg together...(laughs)...I crack myself up...but really Jason you are just a second bit tag team wrestler and from the looks of it, it seems that you are about to head back down that road...Crazyskill...I can't believe you are back in the IWO...I mean yeah Rookie of the Year is great and all but how much gold have you held?...exactly, you couldn't get the Middleweight Title from me, and you damn sure won't get this TV title...Oh and let me not forget about you Troy...The Epitome...the guy that walks around talking to his neighbors and sleeping on the couch...What an exciting life you have...Oh and nice car, really matches that championship gold you...oh wait you don't have anything do you...nothing but two other morons that follow you around like lost puppy dogs...(laughs)...dogs, how funny, I would say that you three should be neutered, but then you would all miss out on those sausage parties you are always having...

What about the Judge...This is a guy that now along with Josh have formed the Enforcers...A tag team, how cute, especially since there is no tag team division...Next thing you know you guys will be running around with imaginary belts like your butt buddy Mr. Giggles...This guy spent the last few weeks walking around with that hobo, Chris Stunner...You see the fans like all of you, but you bring nothing to the table...I have more wins than the three of you combined...I would talk about that Curry eating bastard, but really who wrestles and eats Curry?...or maybe talk about Highlight...(laughs)...Oh yeah he's a real weiner...(laughs) I said weiner....let's see who am I leaving out..oh the animals, and that fool Mr. Oldschool....When you guys quit curtain jerking and finally do something like win a match and get noticed, then I will talk more about you...Listen, it's easy, at Return to Hell, I walk out TV Champion...and for the rest of you, well you can all say that you lost the first match to the greatest TV champ of all time...


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Joker is once again seen in some dark corner of the arena

Joker: Corey, you fool, I have you right where I want you...tonight we play with fire, tonight corey the mindgames end, and so does your reign as champion..and what a reign you had, oh that's right Corey, it's all because of me...Me..me..me...Corey you faggot as you like to say, Tonight you get burned..and the IWO will be in the hands of the Joker...Tonight, I become a world champion...but it's not really about the belt is it Corey...it's about blood, it's about the smell of burning flesh...the sound of screaming as a man gets burnt to the bone....Corey you are just like me, you love torturing people and you like to play games...So sad that our little adventure ends tonight...It was fun Corey, but it will be a lot more fun for me when I beat you to a bloody pulp and burn the skin right off your broken bones...Tonight, the worse nightmare to ever occur in the IWO will soon hold the most precious thing to this pathetic organization...Tonight the Joker, begins the biggest mindgame of all...tonight Corey burns in hell..and the rest of the IWO will soon follow suite...

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Well,DC..it seems as if the time hath come for you and me to finally square off..For all the talking to be over..The minutes..The days..It's all down to this now. This is an epic,DC..We..we are what the fans want to see..We overshadow this whole company..This..this is what fans pay for..There are moments..In the wrestling business..Which every fan remembers. Moments where people remember what they were doing..And exactly where they were when that moment went down...And this..this is that kind of moment. The stars have alligned..And the two biggest names in this industry will collide..In one..glorious battle.

...Enough of the pleasentries. DC,in our 4 way..You proved one thing..You have guts..Brains?..No...But guts..yes. You took the first shot at me..You rang this first bell..You fired the first gun..And declared war. Now in any other case..I would applaud you for doing a such a thing..But in this situation..I can't. You've seen me dominate this company DC..You've seen me go on a winning streak that is unheard of. I've beaten every sack of trash thrown in front of me..And beaten them with ease. And if you thought I was pissed off then..I'm 10 times more infuriated now. You see,DC..You did me a favor..You awoke my inner beast..You made me realize that yes..You're a competitor..And that yes..You are ready to square off with the Force.

See DC,in a way..by doing that..you've hurt yourself. By firing that first blow..You declared that you're over me in this company..You declared that I can't live up to what you bring to the table..Now thats a mistake. Motivation is power DC..And you have motivated me in a way that no man has before. The respect I held for you..turned into a deep rooted hatred in a snap of the fingers. The light switch has turned on for me DC..I see what you are now..A fraud..A cocky arrogant peice of trash..Who needs to learn his place in the pecking order..And it seems that no one has put you in that place yet. No one has shown you how weak your mind truely is...But at Return to Hell..You will see reality..You will bow to a Force that has surpassed you. You will get on your knees..And plead for your dying career. And when that moment comes..I will have absolutly..No Mercy.

So you can go ahead..Make fun of my phrases..Make fun of my name..Try to degrade my career. Thats all well and good DC. You put that wall of confidence up..And you try to make yourself believe that you stand a chance. The fact is,you're a desperate man. I've already beaten you in a match DC..Did I pin you..No..But look at the results..And you'll see an L beside your name..And a W beside mine. As far as I see it..I hold the 1-0 advantage. I've beaten you..And you haven't beaten me. You couldn't beat me with a sneak attack in a fatal 4 way..Much less beat me in a one on one match..When I'm looking into your beady little eyes. You fear me DC..You don't have to admit it..But I know you do. You've never seen me beaten..You've never seen me submit..And it scares you..It scares you that you know..That no matter what you do to me..And no matter how extreme the punishment you give me gets..That you can't keep me down for a 3 count.

In this situation..It all comes down to heart. It comes down to who wants it more..It comes down to who is willing to get up off the mat..Even when they have nothing left. It's not about catchphrases..It's not about playstations..It's not about any of that. DC,this is competition in its purest form..Two men..The ultimate showdown..Everything on the line. Pride,status,Titles,It will all be decided in our face off. You can't stop destiny DC..No one can. And if you can't see it's my destiny to win the gold..Then you're blind. It's my destiny to bring this place back to what it once was..A company of respect...And honor..Where sniveling little rats like DC don't belong. And at Return to Hell,DC..I take a big step towards that...Because by hook..or by crook..I will be standing victorious at the end. My heart is too strong to die..My determination is too strong to fade..And my belief is too strong to break. DC..One way or another..At Return to Hell..Pain..WILL..And I do mean WILL..be Mandatory for you.
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WWOL: I've been told that The Tiger is not accepting interviews, but as a media weasal, I feel obligated to shove my nose where it isn't wanted. *Opens door and barges in*

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*Camera pans on Corey standing in a dark alley standing next to a trash can. Corey pulls out a match and lights up a smoke and throws the match into the trash can which immediately catches fire to reveal his face*

It is time to put an end to this once and for all. This thing between me and Joker has been going on for way too fucking long. I have proven to be one step ahead of this laughing stock time and time again but he just will not fucking go away! There will be no walking away this time though Joker. Tonight is the night I finally put you to rest. Nothing will be left of you except for ash after I engulf you in flames bitch. It must be tough knowing the end is near and that no matter what you do...you will perish. Tonight I will send you screaming to the pits of hell you fucking ass bandit clown!

*Corey reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pint of his trademark Jack Daniels and takes a huge swig and runs his hand over the fire**

Ah fire...mankinds greatest invention. Without it we would wallow in darkness for eternity. You all have no clue of the satisfactory feeling that ran through my body why I heard that I get Joker in an Inferno match. The possibilities are endless to how I can win this match. NOTHING WOULD BE MORE FUN THAN WATCHING HIS UGLY FUCKING FACE BURN INTO NOTHING BUT A CRISPY SKULL! EVEN BETTER HOW ABOUT ROAST MR. JOKERS LITTLE BALLS OVER A NICE FUCKING FIRE! NOT LIKE HES EVER GOING TO NEED TO USE THEM ANYWAY...WHO WOULD WANT TO FUCK AN UGLY ASS CLOWN!?

*A hooker struts down the alley as Corey hides his face in the darkness*


Hooker: Hey baby....*rubs on Corey a little bit* looking for a good time?

I don't think you can handle this bitch.

Hooker: A wild one huh baby *rubs on Corey's crotch* I think I'm game!

*Corey reveals his face and the Hooker screams*

I don't have time for crabs fest bitch!

*Corey smashes the pint over the girls head and she falls head first into the burning barrel as Corey walks away laughing*





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Mr Giggles is sitting backstage. The crowd oohs and ahhs as it appears he has gained at least double in muscle mass since last time he has been seen.

He is shaking and holding a crumpled up paper bag.

Suddenly the merry sound of bells jingling sound closer and closer. Mr Giggles stands eagerly but sees nothing.

"Hey down here muttunhead."

Giggles looks down and sees a little guy smoking a cigar wearing an even more ridiculous outfit than a mimes.

"Hey didnt anyone ever tell ya its not polite ta stare mime boy. Tha boss sent me to drop this bag of goodies off to you. Oh and he also wanted me to warn you to not trust that drunk Stunner."

Giggles grabs he bag eagerly and clutches it to his chest like a life preserver as the little guy walks off.


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I don't have time for crabs fest bitch!

*Corey smashes the pint over the girls head and she falls head first into the burning barrel as Corey walks away laughing*





A dark figure watches from the shadows. As Corey walks away the figure walks to the burning barrel revealing that he is covered from head to toe in black robes. He raises his hands to the sky and blood rains into the barrel extinguishing it.

The figure then reaches into the barrel and retrieves the hookers body and carries it off. Maniacle laughter issues from beneath the robes.
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