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Old 10 Jul 2006, 03:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Card for this week's Redemption

DC v. The Primate

Tiger v. Force

Troy v. Demon Alexander

Josh & Mr. Giggles v. The New Blood (Jason & Crazyskill / with Stacy)

Mr. Oldschool v. Joe the Schmo

Joker v. Highlight ( Hardcore Match )

Corey v. Judge for the World Title

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Old 10 Jul 2006, 04:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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*Demon Alexander is walking in the back as he suddenly bumps into Joe The Schmo*

Joe: Hey Demon, get punked by Force again I see.

*Demon grabs Joe and throws him into the wall and kicks him down to the floor*

The guy is fuck'in overrated...do you hear me...never say I got punked again or I will kill you.

*As Demon walks away he kicks Joe*

Clean up in aisle...I just kicked your ass.

*Demon walks into his lockerroom and slams the door. Demon starts to pace back and forth*

I can't believe you beat me again, Force...but mark it on you calender...that one of these days I will send you to hell and show everyone that you are overrated.

*Looks at the camera*

Now on to more important matters. I get to face Troy at Redemption this week. Troy, it seems you formed a new group...what's the name...New Blood? Well new blood is fresh blood and I got a call from one of my vampire chick friends a few hours ago, asking if I could bring over some fresh blood. I told her I'll be facing some new blood tonight, so I'll get some during the match. Tell me Troy...where is the best place to stick you with the needle?

*Picks up and shows off a needle*

Listen I'm sure your friends won't be to far from the ring in our match, so I will expect some interferance. It really doesn't matter to me because Hell is big enough for all three of you and you've already sold your soul to Satan himself...so Troy, you should be familiar with the surroundings where you will be going. Troy, I'll see you in the ring, but don't be afraid, the blood that is boiling in your veins will be used for a better cause after I'm done killing your ass.

*Screen fades*
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*The camera pans into the IWO backstage area, where April Century is standing outside a locker room. She signals to the cameraman that she cannot hear much, due to the commotion going on into the room. The cameraman shakes it off and tells her to keep going anyway.*

April Century(loudly): Hello everyone. I'm standing outside the newly furnished locker of New Blood. If you didn't see last week, 'The Epitome' Troy Alston aligned himself with Jason, his valet Stacy, and Crazyskill. These men are definitely..

*Troy Alston bursts through the door, almost like he was pushed out. We catch a glimpse of the action inside, and it looks like a party of some sort. Loud music, numerous girls, Jason, Stacy, and Crazyskill, all having a good time. Troy is seen with messed up hair, lipstick kisses all over his face, and is only wearing a bathrobe. He chuckles to April who petitely smiles back.*

April: Tr-Troy. What's going on in there?

Troy: Heh, heh. April. Apey. You know exactly what's going on in there. Just...use your imagination. What would a bunch of young guys with even more girls be doing in a room?

April(uncomfortably): I...Uhh...

Troy: It's alright babe. You and I both know what we are thinking...So why don't you just come on in too..

(Troy tugs April by her shoulder but she refrains. Troy has a puzzled look on his face.)

April(uncomfortable and staring down at the ground): No..Troy. Please.

Troy: I see. Well, let me finish your first statement. You were talking about the New Blood. How I aligned myself with Skill, Josh and Stacy. And how we are definitely...the hottest, freshest, youngest guys in the IWO locker room. Now isn't that what you were going to say?

April(puzzled): I..Uhh, no. I was going to say how big of an im..

Troy: No, no. Let's not kid ourselves here. I know what you are thinking. 'Damn, Troy Alston in only a bathrobe. My fantasies are right in front of me!'

(Crowd laughs and women in the audience scream)

April(confused): What?! I didn't say that?!

Troy: Heh heh, April. It's ok. I know your style. You're playing hard to get. A technique that I have mastered. It's ok. April, go ahead and spit out random questions for Troy to answer..

April:...Um. Thanks, I guess.

Troy: Sure thing..

(Troy winks at April and she looks confused.)

April(clears throat): So...Troy. How did you, Jason and Crazyskill get together to form New Blood?

Troy: Heh, heh. The question on everyone's mind. It's pretty simple really. Even for all you blondes out there..

(Crowd laughs and some boo)

Troy: Take me, Jason and Crazyskill. The youngest, most talented wrestlers in the IWO. Crazyskill, former IWO Rookie of the Year. Jason, multiple time Tag Team Champion, and Troy..Overall Record of: 5-1 and counting. Put all 3of us together, and the force we bring is incomparable. Why are we here? To show each and every one of you the future. To make you see how young talented wrestlers like the New Blood take the IWO by storm. And if you can't see that, I think you need better prescripted bifocals..

(Crowd laughs as April lets out a chuckle)

Troy: I see that gleam in your eye when you look at me, April. You don't have to hide it..

(April quickly takes that grin off her face and has a stern look.)

Troy: You know what April. I got it from here. Now, go have yourself a swell time.

(Troy nudges April into the New Blood locker room and the door shuts. Troy laughs and quickly turns back to the camera.)

Troy: Demon Alexander. You....demonic son of a bitch. You come into this federation like you're worth a damn. Well, I, unlike many, see outside the box. You are simply some failed priest who got tired of fucking little boys. You come here, preaching and doing your religious thing. When everyone in the arena has the same exact look on their face.

(Troy makes this facial expression: and the crowd is hysterical.)

Troy: Nobody gives a damn about you. Not even the fucking Devil. He worships you? Right. If you were that damn good, you'd have a better win-loss record. Shouldn't you be shooting fire out of your pits? I gotta ask, bro. How the hell did you date vampires? That's gotta hurt the jewels..OOOOO DON'T EVEN WANNA THINK ABOUT IT.

(Troy covers his crotch and cringes to the thought. He springs up like nothing happened.)

Troy: You need to pray harder than ever if you want to come close to beating me. Call up your evil buddies too. Hell, bring them down. No pun intended. You've had ass-beatings in the IWO, but nothing compared to the one Troy Alston is gonna give you...

So pray. Pray that next Redemption won't come so soon.


*Troy drops the mic and re-enters the room as the camera zooms into the 'New Blood' sign on the door. The camera then fades out...*
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Tonight I am feelin' good. I'm not just going to beat the Force. When you see yourself surrounded by purple and gold, I'm sure you'll be intimidated. You'll be scared when you see that it's only one man doing the surrounding, This Cat is just gonna play with his food for a while and then I'll make the pin; he warrants no more speech.

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*Camera pans to Judge's courtroom where Judge is pacing laughing to himself*
The last few weeks I have been punked out by a fireball shooting clown who calls himself the Joker and recently a team that calls themself 'new blood'.

'New Blood' the oh so deadly combination of walking STD, Jason, who wasn't content with last time I embarrased him with my final sentence and gloated over his pathetic in ring skills, so has come back for more. And Troy who has amazing potential but ruins it by siding with an STD. God man if your gonna side with someone at least pick someone who can wrestle. Then Crazyskill who got punked out by a monkey *crowd laughs* nuff said. As for Stacy, *crowd yells hoooooo* *Judge looks around, then shrugs* you said it, not me. Excuse me if I don't run screaming. The only reason you got me last week was because I was taken by surprise. I'm sure things will sort itself out with you. Man you all got owned by a fucking ape. I don't even feel the need to get involved. Quite frankly your not worth the effort. *Judge laughs then goes very serious*

Now as I was saying before I got sidetracked by the amusing thought of 'New Blood' I have been screwed twice in the last two weeks. That makes me pretty pissed off. Corey got a preview of what a pissed off Judge can do before our match was interrupted by the fireball farting Joker. Well next week is the rematch that all the fans have been waiting for. Another chance for Justice to reign in the IWO and if the course of Justice is not interrupted by the Joke, as I shall refer to him from now on, we will have a new IWO champ. If, however, you decide to get involved Joker keep this in mind. I am the law, I am pissed off, I have nothing to lose, Injuries can't stop me, and I will be coming for you. With that said both of you fucker better ask yourself this question. What you gonna do...What you gonna do...When the Judge...comes...*crowd joins in* FOR YOU!
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*Camera pans to Judge's courtroom where Judge is pacing laughing to himself*
The last few weeks I have been punked out by a fireball shooting clown who calls himself the Joker and recently a team that calls themself 'new blood'.

'New Blood' the oh so deadly combination of walking STD, Jason, who wasn't content with last time I embarrased him with my final sentence and gloated over his pathetic in ring skills, so has come back for more. And Troy who has amazing potential but ruins it by siding with an STD. God man if your gonna side with someone at least pick someone who can wrestle. Then Crazyskill who got punked out by a monkey *crowd laughs* nuff said. As for Stacy, *crowd yells hoooooo* *Judge looks around, then shrugs* you said it, not me. Excuse me if I don't run screaming. The only reason you got me last week was because I was taken by surprise. I'm sure things will sort itself out with you. Man you all got owned by a fucking ape. I don't even feel the need to get involved. Quite frankly your not worth the effort. *Judge laughs then goes very serious*

Now as I was saying before I got sidetracked by the amusing thought of 'New Blood' I have been screwed twice in the last two weeks. That makes me pretty pissed off. Corey got a preview of what a pissed off Judge can do before our match was interrupted by the fireball farting Joker. Well next week is the rematch that all the fans have been waiting for. Another chance for Justice to reign in the IWO and if the course of Justice is not interrupted by the Joke, as I shall refer to him from now on, we will have a new IWO champ. If, however, you decide to get involved Joker keep this in mind. I am the law, I am pissed off, I have nothing to lose, Injuries can't stop me, and I will be coming for you. With that said both of you fucker better ask yourself this question. What you gonna do...What you gonna do...When the Judge...comes...*crowd joins in* FOR YOU!
*Judge throws a KO punch at the camera man who hits the floor and loses the shot*
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The Camera Pans to the arena. The Camera goes around the seats and there is nobody there, then it goes to the ring where Crazyskill is seen sitting on a chair with a mic in his hand. The camera zooms in on Skill and you can make out the words on his shirt they read “New Blood”.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Josh I told you not to mess with me, I told you to keep your nose out of my business and yet you just keep coming and what happens you get eliminated from the battle royal in 2 minutes, meanwhile I am busy winning the whole damn thing. That is how you win a battle royal. Hell that is how you win any match. Well it’s not like you will win any more matches anyway. You needed me to get your first win and you need me to make you look good but that isn’t going to happen anymore.

Crazyskill gets up out of his chair and walks around the inside of the ring

But moving on, everybody watching from home and from the arena witnessed history. The witnessed the making of New Blood. The greatest stable to ever live. Three young, talented superstars together with Stacy oh Stacy what I want to do to her. Judge had to learn this the hard way though. He got taken out by New Blood and he is just the first of very and I mean very to come. The locker room better watch out for us because we show no mercy, we are capable of ending wrestler’s careers, so your probably asking yourself why would anybody get into the ring with them then? Well I can’t answer that, they are dumb and are going to be taught a lesson by us. I almost made Tater Totter shit himself. IWO is about to learn whether they like it or not. We are the new leaders of IWO.

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*Chad Williard is seen knocking on the door of The New Blood's lockeroom*

Jason - Come in Williard

*Chad looks suprised that Jason knew it was him,he walks in and sees Jason sitting on a couch*

Jason - Take a seat,Chad

*Chad sits down next to Jason*

Chad - How did you kno-

Jason - It doesn't matter how I knew it was you because I'm actually glad you came by

*Chad looks suprised again*

Chad - You are?

Jason - Yeah.....I couldn't wait for you to come in and talk to one of the founding members of the newly formed New Blood,so go ahead....ask away!

Chad - Why did you do it?

Jason - That's a stupid question since Troy already answered it when being interviewed by April,who was actually last seen with Troy by the way...

*Jason laughs*

Chad - What's so funny?

Jason - You're such a douche....

*Stacy walks in and bends over ever so slowly in front of Chad who has drool coming out of his mouth,he then gets smacked in the back of head by Jason*

Jason - If I ever catch you doing that again....

*Crowd laugh*

Chad - Sorry....Jason you'll be teaming with Crazyskill when you two take on Josh and Mr Giggles,then at the next PPV you'll be taking on Josh in a TLC match...

Jason - Skill and I are going to annihilate Josh and that stupid mime,then at the next PPV I'm gonna beat the living hell out of Josh and put him out his misery for good and humiliate him so bad he'll have no other choice but to go back the army where he could never make it in the first place...

*Jason and Stacy laugh together*

Jason - As for the battle royal I'll be winning that thing and after I win it you'll be looking at the new and first ever IWO TV Champion....now if you excuse me Stacy and I would like to be alone.....so get lost nerd.

*Chad walks out and closes the door as the camera fades to black*
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Le Cirque Réinventé -By Cirque du Soleil begins to play and the entire Mime crew walk out onto a large stage performing many amazing acts of Mimicry for the crowd. The have a large banner rolled up and are taking great care not to drop it even as they do thier world famous acts.

(The Crowd goes wild with chants of Giggles got Robbed and GIGGLES FOR CHAMPION MIME TIME!!!!!!)

Mr Giggles steps forward lovingly caressing his imaginary championship and then raises it for the crowd to see well sort of.

(YAYYYY THE CROWD YELLL GIGGLES GIGGLES GIGGLES YAHHHHHHHHH!!!!)

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Unfurling the banner it is revealed to say AS THE ADVENT OF
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Unfurling the banner it is revealed to say THE mWo IS UPON YOU!!!!!!!

The Crowd goes wild as the mimes form a human pyramid missing only the top person and Giggles hold up a plaque in its place saying SURPRISE!

MWO MWO MWO is chanted wildly as the crowd begins to celebrate the formation of the most exciting and entertaing stable in wrestling history and The Championship of Mr Giggles.
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*Corey is sitting in a fog filled woods by a nice sized fire sipping on the usual Jack Daniels*

Inferno match..Sounds like way too much fun to me You silly assclown you have just dug your own fucking grave. What makes you think that you could actually get rid of me by fucking burning me? I was just put through mortal hell and there was nothing but barb wire all around me...and you think that burning me will fucking help you....WAKE THE FUCK UP JOKER IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN...JUST LIKE LAST TIME I AM GOING TO PROVE YOUR NOTHING MORE THAN A SIMPLE, SMALL, PATHETIC JOBBER!

*Corey pours some jack on his hand and holds in the fire as it burns up*

Here you go Joker...I'm burning. I must say though, I do kind of like it. The sensation is fueling my adrenaline. You love putting fireballs in people's face do ya mother fucker? I'm going to make sure that when I am done with you that you are nothing more than a burnt fucking crisp bitch. The IWO will never have to hear your stupid laugh or see your fucking ugly face again. So why don't you just shut your cock sucker and accept the fact that you cannot win!

*Corey removes his hand from the fire....it is almost black is smoking heavily. Corey douses his hand in Jack and it shoots up in a huge flame as he laughs...the flame finally goes out and Corey looks at his hand giggleing*

Nothing like a good fire huh fuckers?! *Giggle* Ah I feel on top of the world right now. I just had the match of my life with Mr. Judge, who I might add looks a little banged up at the moment. It was pure bliss...I have never felt so alive until that big fucker threw me into barb wire. As I was watching his match in the main event last week I noticed the wounds are affecting our oh so tough Judge Dredd. I hope you heal fast you mother fucker because I will grant you no sympathy at Redemption. IT IS TIME FOR ME TO SEND YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG JUDGE....MIDCARD STATUS!

*Corey laughs and takes another drink and then all of the sudden he sees a Jeep pull up to the campsite. Corey quickly hides behind some trees. Out of the jeep steps out a conservation officer*

Officer: Who the hell would come out here now with a fire? *yells* If anyone is out here come about right now! This is not a god damn camp ground and you are in huge trouble!

*Corey suddenly pops up right behind the officer out of no where*

Trouble? Oh I think it is you who is in trouble. HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME DURING MY FUCKING MOMENT!

*As the frightened officer turns around Corey immediately kicks him in the balls and grabs him by his head and shoves his face into the fire! The man is frantically screaming while Corey laughs*

See you soon Joker

*Camera fades to black as the man screams bloody murder*
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*DC is seen in a lockerroom with lights and stuff around him, he is focused at the camera and begins to speak*

DC: This week I have to face a guy by the name of...

*The door to the lockerroom opens and Wilma walks in*

Wilma: hey DC

DC: What are you doing here, I didn't think you would be back yet?

*the two hug*

Wilma: my plane just got in, what are you doing?

DC: cutting this promo for the match tonight

Wilma: Who is your opponent?

DC: some guy named...ummmm...*DC looks at the camera man*...hey what's the guy's name again?

*Cameraman tells DC he is facing The Primate*

Wilma: The Primate, what the hell is the guy an ape *Wilma laughs*

DC: I guess? But let me finish this and we will talk okay

Wilma: Sure

*Wilma walks out and DC turns back to the camera*

DC: So tonight I face the Primate, a guy well, some jobber that hasn't won a match yet. I mean this guy lost to Joe the Schmo, and hell that wasn't even televised. Well tonight will be the same thing, only this time Primate you will be taught a lesson. Tonight you fight the ICON of the IWO...Tonight will be the worse match of your entire career. You better hope that after tonight, you still have a career....You know I heard about you in the battle royale last week...You made it through five guys and normally that would be impressive, except for the fact that you lost...

*DC laughs*

DC: Primate I proved a point last week by destroying the so called "top heel" The Highlight, and tonight will be no different...You go back to your little lockerroom and you flex in the mirror and rub the baby oil on your body and do what ever it is you do, but when you step in the ring tonight, you will learn the hard way, that muscle doesn't make up for brains....Tonight you overgrown chimpanzee I will take you back to the zoo..Tonight you get putdown, and once again I will be victorious..And move one step closer to regaining what's mine the IWO World Title...Tonight Primate you will get to see first hand what's it like to be in the Dogpound!

*DC gets up and walks out the door*


























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Joe the Schmo is sitting in the medical room as Gene Smith walks up...

Smith: Joe, hey sorry about what happen to you earlier.

Joe: Sure you are

Smith: Listen I have a favor to ask from you

Joe: What's that?

Smith: I want you to wrestle Mr. Oldschool

Joe: In my condition?

Smith: yes, i have no one to replace you, and besides if you do this for me, I'm sure we can work out something for you...let's just say I will owe you one

Joe: Don't worry, You will owe me, and tonight Mr. Oldschool will get beat by the best mat technician the IWO has ever seen...

*Smith walks out as the EMTs check on Joe*

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*The Joker is seen sitting in a chair in some corner of the arena*

Joker: *laughing* The Highlight, what a joke...this is going to be easy, I would normally present you all with some puzzle, but there is no mystery to tonight's match...I will make Highlight my bitch and personally show Corey what will happen to him at Return to Hell...Let's just say it's not good to play with Fire!!!

*Joker laughs as the cameraman leaves*
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*The camera shows Primate walking down the hall. Mad Hugh Miller rushes to catch up with Primate.*

Hugh: Primate...Primate!

*Primate turns to listen to Hugh*

Hugh: I saw the battle royal, and I must say, I was impressed by your preformance. You went through five guys, and made it to the end. You were unbelieveable, except for the fact that you lost. Any comments on that?

Primate: You know, the only reason I lost is because I let my guard down. Crazyskill got lucky, and that's all there was to his win. I congratulate him though, way to be a bitch and not face me head on. You saw an oppourtunity, and ran with it. But the point is, I was eliminating guys left and right. Nobody seemed to be able to stop my fury. Even when that little skank Stacy tried to distract me, and have her boy toy hit me from behind, it didn't work. As I said, I let my guard down for a split second, and crazyskill took advantage of it. Good for him.

Hugh: Are you angry about the loss?

Primate: Would you be? I probably lost my chance at the T.V. title with that loss.

Hugh: So are we going to see you take your anger out on DC?

Primate: Thats who I'm facing? DC? Ahhh the 'ol animal catcher.

Hugh: He's a dogcatcher Prim...

Primate: Whatever. Look, that guy has caught dogs, he's probably caught cats. He's probably caught mice, squirrles, horses, sheep, deer, and maybe even a few cocks along the way, but his skills arn't good enough to catch The Primate.

*crowd boos*

Hugh: Well those are some interesting words there. What about him saying you'll know what it's like to be in the dogpound?

Primate: Let me emphasise my point some more. I eat dogs for dinner...

Hugh: But arn't gorillas vegitarians?

Primate: I'm no gorilla. Anyways, I eat dogs for dinner. I've tamed the meanest pitt bulls. I've gone toe to toe with lions. I've beaten gorillas in wrestling matches. I've taken down entire herds of wildabeast by myself. A fucking zoo keeper should be no problem.

Hugh: Well that is impressive, but you have yet to win a match in the IWO. Is there any possibility that we will see that losing streak finally come to an end against DC?

Primate: You can be damn sure of it.

*Camera fades black*
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Le Cirque Réinventé -By Cirque du Soleil begins to play and the entire Mime crew walk out onto a large stage performing many amazing acts of Mimicry for the crowd. The have a large banner rolled up and are taking great care not to drop it even as they do thier world famous acts.

(The Crowd goes wild with chants of Giggles got Robbed and GIGGLES FOR CHAMPION MIME TIME!!!!!!)

Mr Giggles steps forward lovingly caressing his imaginary championship and then raises it for the crowd to see well sort of.

(YAYYYY THE CROWD YELLL GIGGLES GIGGLES GIGGLES YAHHHHHHHHH!!!!)

He then steps aside as Mr Biggles and Wiggles stand on either side of the banner holding it as Mr Squiggles waves his hands above it mysteriously.

Unfurling the banner it is revealed to say PREPARE FOR THE
They Refold it and more gestures from Squiggles
Unfurling the banner it is revealed to say MIME OF MIMES
More refolding more gestures
Unfurling the banner it is revealed to say AS THE ADVENT OF
More folding etc ect...
Unfurling the banner it is revealed to say THE mWo IS UPON YOU!!!!!!!

The Crowd goes wild as the mimes form a human pyramid missing only the top person and Giggles hold up a plaque in its place saying SURPRISE!

MWO MWO MWO is chanted wildly as the crowd begins to celebrate the formation of the most exciting and entertaing stable in wrestling history and The Championship of Mr Giggles.
*Suddenly Not Falling by Mudvayne begins playing over the PA system as the Mimes and crowd look around in confusion. The Josh walks out looking at the mimes in disgust as they wave at him to climb up the pyramid with them.*

"Mr. Giggles, you think that this business is a joke? *Giggles nods his head* Well, it's not. If the late great Andre the Giant was here, he would have kicked your ass from here back to France. Jason and Crazyskill are not kidding around, nor fo they play by the rules. I will not tollerate getting an ass kicking, especially after being forced to team with you by Gene Smith. So, let me tell you what I'm going to do. I am going to take you to boot camp. More precisely, hell's boot camp, lead by me and my friends. You will learn all that a soldier knows about fighting and all I know about wrestling as a tag team. You will sweat, you will bleed, and you sure as hell will cry. Now get ready, you have a one way ticket to hell, going down! IF YOU SMELLLLLLA, WHAT THE JOSH, IS BREWIN'!"

*The Josh kicks the pyramid down and watches as the mimes all get up, rubbing their backs. He then grabs Mr. Giggles and proceeds to drag him to the back. Chants of 'Mime Time' and 'The Josh' ring throughout the arena*
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The Josh drags Mr Giggles into a car and speeds away. After a long drive he pulls over and drags Giggles out of the car and pushes him forward. Fade Camera...

Camera refocuses on Giggles surrounded by men in camo and the Josh face to face with him screaming.

"SO YOU WANNA TEAM WITH THE JOSH DO YOU? WELL YOU ARE NOTHING RIGHT NOW BUT THAT WILL CHANGE ONCE IM THROUGH WITH YOU. NOW FIRST THINGS FIRST WORM WE ARE GOING TO RUN TWO MILES JUST TO GET WARMED UP THEN THE REAL PAIN STARTS!"

Giggles nods and gets into running position as Josh and all the others start running. However Giggles just runs veeeery sloowly in place as The Josh and crew run off into the distance.
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The Josh drags Mr Giggles into a car and speeds away. After a long drive he pulls over and drags Giggles out of the car and pushes him forward. Fade Camera...

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"SO YOU WANNA TEAM WITH THE JOSH DO YOU? WELL YOU ARE NOTHING RIGHT NOW BUT THAT WILL CHANGE ONCE IM THROUGH WITH YOU. NOW FIRST THINGS FIRST WORM WE ARE GOING TO RUN TWO MILES JUST TO GET WARMED UP THEN THE REAL PAIN STARTS!"

Giggles nods and gets into running position as Josh and all the others start running. However Gigles just runs veeeery sloowly in place as The Josh and crew run off into the distance.
*The Josh is shown about half a mile a head of Giggles when he notices Giggles is not near by*

"QUICK TIME MARCH! MARK TIME MARCH! GROUP HALT! LEFT FACE! I want you to fall out and wait here until I get back. FALL OUT!"

*The Josh then runs towards Mr. Giggles, who has barely passed the start line*

"Giggles! What in the blue hell do you think you are doing? You are seriously trying my patience. I wonder if your mother and father dropped you on your head as a baby. Now listen to me, and listen good: You will cut the goofy shit and do as you're told! No miming and no clowning around. Until you leave my care, you will follow my lead. Now let me ask you something: Don't you dislike the New Blood?"

*Giggles nods*

"Don't you want to make something of yourself?"

*Giggles nods again*

"Well, let me help you and I will turn you into a fighting machine. NOW GET MOVING!"

*Giggles starts running in real time and the Josh follows behind him, calling cadance*
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