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Old 21 Jun 2006, 02:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Official Promo thread

Dark matches
The Primate v. Joe the Schmo
Mr. Giggles v. The Equalizer

make sure you promo for your dark match also


Redemption matches

DC v. Highlight

Unstoppable Force v. Demon Alexander

The Tiger v. Judge

The Josh v. Troy

Jason v. Crazyskill


plus an interview backstage with Corey


promos are due by Monday 2PM EST

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*Demon Alexander is shown backstage with a bandage around his shoulder and a female nurse checking on the bandages*

Hey get...get out of here...I got to talk to the people.

*Waves his hand to the nurse as the nurse leaves*

Last week at Redemption after my win over Judge I heard cheers...it was a great feeling, but nomatter if you cheer for me or boo I will continue to do what I do best...and that is win...and win I did last week. Judge, you were a great opponent and as you can see I'm still feeling the affects, but you should be...hell you're going for the title...you need to be great, but I was just a little bit better last week. We took it to each other like nobody has ever done before and if you win the title, you can bet that I will be gunning for you...and we will take it to each other once again.

*Raises his good arm and places his hand on his bad shoulder*

I may not be 100% this week, but when you're the number 1 wrestler in the IWO, you have to fight through the pain week in and week out...and this week is no different...considering who my opponent is...

*Clenches his fist*

Unstoppable Force! Your claim to fame Force, is that you were a former AWF champion and the old IWO champion. Well you know what...that is the past...the new IWO is the present...and Demon Alexander is the future...but if you want to talk about the past...I'll talk about the past. I was a former AWF champion also...SHOCKED...I know you would be. I see another guy around here talking about the past also...talking about being the first AWF Confederate champion...well do you know who beat him for the title on his first title defense...IT WAS ME...I was known as Fear...and everyone Feared me...the wrestlers...the fans...and the powers that were...that's why I was fired; they didn't want me to be a champion, so before I could wrestle you Force, they fired me, but now I'm the main guy and you will face your fear...you will meet your maker...you will look into my eyes and see your hell...see me standing over you in victory.

*Raises fist*

I am on a role and no unstoppable force is going to stop me...

*Screen fades*

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*Distant clapping is heard throughout the IWO locker room. The cameraman hears the echoing and follows the clapping louder and louder until it leads him to 'The Epitome' Troy Alston's locker room. The clapping is now thundering and the camera finally barges in..*

Troy: Finally, you hear me. I thought my hands were about to fall off..

(Troy is seen sitting on a couch casually with a carefree look on his face. Earlier in the week, he and his partner, Jason, lost in a tag match against the Josh and Crazyskill. That does not seem to bother him from the looks of things, though. Troy clears his throat and begins to speak..)

Troy: Well. You all saw the match. I lost. Jason lost. We lost. Now I won't go pointing fingers at either of us. That won't solve anything and it will only create a bigger obstacle for myself and Jason to go through when we team up again. Jason is a good guy and Stacy is a good girl with a good ass. We lost fair and square. Cover after cover, pins were interrupted by each team. It happens. I can handle that. I can handle Commissioner Smith putting us in a rematch at Out For Blood. Quite frankly, I'm damn psyched. Because you see, Josh...Crazyskill, despite what you may think, luck only comes once. Isn't that right Crazyskill? Or no, you said twice for me right? Riiight.. But for now, this isn't between me and you 'Skill. I got mad respect for you, we'll finish this later.

Now, The Josh, I can't say the same thing for you buddy. Respect does not flow between me and you. I don't give a damn if you were in the Army, Navy, or the Backstreet Boys. You need a team to get where you are at. You need to ride on someone else's coattails. You needed to team up with Crazyskill to get your first win. By the way, congratulations. Number 1 is a big feat. I'll tell ya, getting my first win was a dream come true. And it came in my first match! Now, where does that place you? How does that make you feel.


(Troy chuckles and cracks both sides of his neck.)

Troy: By the way, let's have a little look-see of your past resume shall we?

(Troy reaches under the couch and reveals a pair of reading glasses and a wooden clipboard. He puts on the glasses and gives the camera a wink.)

Troy: Hmm, now. Let's see. Week 1: DC. Well, a very prestigious wrestler in this federation. Nothing like 'The Epitome' though. Week 2: The Tiger. Heh heh, this kid makes me laugh my fucking head off. Pathetic to lose to this joke Josh, simply pathetic. Week 3: The Boot Camp Invitational. No words. I'll let the crowd answer this one, Josh.

(The crowd is heard giving extremely loud boos directed at the pathetic Boot Camp Invitational.)

Troy: Thank you, you all will receive Epitome T-Shirts for your cooperation.

(The crowd cheers and roars in delight.)

Troy: Let's continue shall we? Week 4; Chance of a Lifetime: Judge Dredd. A rising up and comer in the IWO. Hasn't come close to the success reached by Troy Alston though. Week 1, Month 2: Unstoppable Force. Well that's exactly what he was. An Unstoppable Force. Who had no chance of being stopped El Josh. And finally, this past week. Three Words. Win Number One!

(Troy stands up and sarcastically raises his arms in the air and yells 'YAHOOOOOO!!!')

Troy: Soak that win up, Josh. You looked like a damn 6 year old little league baseball player making his first catch the way you celebrated in the ring. Soak it up realllll good. Tell your army buddies, your family, your former Backstreet Boy partners, I don't give a damn. Just expect to get the same answer from them. 'Josh, Troy's gonna be alot harder than what you have ever faced.' If you think for any chance, that you will pick up #2 next week at Redemption. Get a reality check buddy. You have not and will never face anybody like me before. The only #2 you will pick up is your peice of shit body laying on that mat after I dismember you, limb by limb.

(Troy throws the wooden clipboard into the wall and it shatters into pieces..)

Troy: If yaaaaaaa smelllllll, what the JOSH is brewwwwwwin'! The only thing you are brewin' is another loss at the hands of 'The Epitome' Troy Alston. So don't get too excited buddy.

*Troy struts past the cameraman with a confident and cocky smile on his face and exits his own locker room, with the camera zooming in on the shattered remains of the clipboard..*
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I believe I just proved I am main event material; I beat the champ. Maybe I didn't beat him down like I said I would, but his lack of focus prevented that, and unlike a certain champion around here, I don't attack from behind.

Judge, you know you have my respect, but tonight isn't about respect. I'm here to show everybody just how good I am, and after beating the champion, the next step is the number one contender. I'll try not to hurt you too bad, because I'd rather see a friend with that belt than a coward, who can't accept that he lost and attacks his competition backstage. If you want, I'll be in your corner, win, lose, or draw at Out for Blood because we both know he is going to have something up his sleeve.
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*Camera pans into Judge's courtroom*
Last week I gave the IWO faithful a preview of the high quality matches that they can expect when I become IWO champion at 'Out for Blood'. Demon and I put on one of the greatest technical wrestling extravaganzas the IWO has ever seen. Demon, I have a new found respect for you. You put on a match that showed you are a force to be reckoned with here in the IWO. Though whilst you are a force to be reckoned with, I represent the Law and at the end of the day the Law always wins. There is no one that is higher than the Law and I am the Law. Next week and at 'Out for Blood' I will show you that you can't escape the Law.

Keep that in mind Corey because at 'Out for Blood' no amount of pissing on people and beating up old ladies is going to save you from one of the toughest mother fuckers in the industry. The toughest law enforcer the world has ever seen. I make Chuck Norris' round house kicks look weak and at 'Out for Blood' I will make you scream with my excruciator, I shall place a chair over your neck and deliver a devastating Guillotine leg drop off a thirty foot ladder snapping your neck in two , I will wrap you in barbwire and hit you with a final sentence, I will do whatever it takes to finally deliver Justice to you at 'Out for Blood'. I will be your Judge, your Jury and your Executioner too and I will be out for your blood.

Now next week I take on a man who has proven time and time again he has what it takes in the IWO to be great. A man who defeated Corey, via countout, yes, but beat Corey none the less. A man who will be in my corner at 'Out for Blood' to see the Judge win the IWO title and finally bring true Justice and Order to the IWO.

Though before all that we need to see whether he is worthy of no 1 contendership, for the soon to be mine, IWO title. I may have alot of respect for you Tiger but that doesn't mean I'm going easy on you next week. Next week there will be no count outs. Next week there will be no DQ's or interruptions. There will be a clash of the titans. A match between the no 1 contender and the crazy high flying, no fears, holds back nothing Tiger. Next week, I promise you this, we will tear down the house.

But at the end of the day, after I hit you with my final sentence, you will have no choice but to except that Justice has once again prevailed to the sound of 1...2...3. So Tiger you better ask yourself the same question that everyone's been asking themselves since I came to the IWO. You know the question, they know the question. So I ask you...What you gonna do...I said...What you gonna do...When the Judge...*fans join in*Comes for you!
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*We see some backstage correspodent and he is with Jason and Stacy*

Correspodent - Jason,last week we saw you and your partner Troy lose to the team of Josh and Crazyskill,which also got Josh his first official win in the IWO an-

Jason - Just shut up please....yeah we lost but you don't see me complaining about and you don't see Troy complaining about it either,though I gotta warn him about slapping my baby's ass....that's my job but I'll let it slide this one time Troy since you and I are tight.

Guy - I wanted to know your thoughts on your opponent Crazyskill...

Jason - You wanna know my thoughts on Crazyskill? I think he's an incredible athlete but that doesn't change the fact that he'll be getting his ass kicked by yours truly...

Guy - Your thoughts on Josh and his secret about Stacy?

Stacy - I'll fill in on that one....so Josh you dug up some information on me? do you really have that much time on your hands and why would you wanna embarass little old me...you were probably the guy in school who got turned down by girls like me because of how much of a loser you are and you were jealous of guys like my Jason who got the girls like me....and it'll be more fun when Jason and Troy embarass you.

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Guy - Any other words?

Jason - Does it look like I got anything else to say jackass?

*Stacy slaps the guy and then Jason pushes him down on the ground,then they walk away laughing*
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*The Josh is shown in the back celebrating*

"Finally, the Josh has redeemed himself! WOOOOOOOOOOO! Jason, I told you I'd get even with you and I did just that. I made your ass tap out and scream in pain as your little whore Stacy could only watch. This week, it is myself against your new friend, Cowgirl Troy. Now, Cowgirl, you made a lot of claims. You said I was lucky. I say that maybe you need to pick new friends. Maybe some one with less of an ego. But hey, maybe you like guys. You also claimed I was in the Backstreet Boys. Sorry, but I am not into boy bands, let alone ones that you took you looks from. But bs. It's time to fight, and fight we will. Unfortunately, when I kick your teeth in, you won't be able to say 'I quit! I quit!' You will have to make a sound that is just as good to my ears. So, go have a party, go pick on your neighbors, cause I'm getting ready to go to hell and back. IF YOU SMELLLLLLA, WHAT THE JOSH, IS BREWIN'!!!!!"

*The Josh goes back to celebrating as the camera fades out*
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The Camera goes white. Then suddenly it backs away and Mr Giggles is seen standing there. He waves to the camera with his mimeish grin on his face and pretends to walk toward the camera. However he doesnt go anywhere. (The crowd goes wild at this amazing display of mimicry. He then proceeds to do his patented walking up the stairs move to the delight of the ladies in the audience. The crowd ooh and ahhhs as he mimics tying a noose. (The crowd begins to chant. MIME TIME MIME TIME!) Then he proceeds to simulate dropping the noose on a rather large individual and does a little shuffle and pushes the imaginary foe off of his imaginary cliff. Proceeding to keep hold of the invisible noose he slides forward pulling back with all his might. he struggles and struggles until finally the imaginary noose slips from his fingers and he stands there looking down.(OOps! Yells the crowd.) He jerks his head up and shrugs as the crowd erupts in laughter and the camera goes off.
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*The camera pans around the backstage area hallway. It appears to be empty. Suddenly the interviewer seems to find what he was looking for and starts to walk that way. The character is in shadows so you can’t make out who it is. As the interviewer gets closer you can tell that it is Crazyskill is on his cell phone…*

Crazyskill: Ok, very interesting. Yeah I understand everything perfectly; no it’s a great idea. I have a feeling that is going to get very interesting. Yes, very interesting.

*Crazyskill hangs up his cell phone, puts it his pant’s pocket. He leans his head back and starts laughing, as Crazyskill turns around he bumps into the interviewer*

Interviewer: Hi Crazyskill.

Crazyskill: Who the fuck are you?

*Crowd Laughs*

Interviewer: I am Michael Kirt. I was scheduled to do an interview with you today, but I couldn’t seem to find you anywhere. I’ve been looking for you all day because one more blown interview and I am going to get fired.

Crazyskill: You didn’t hear too much did you?

Michael Kirt: No.

Crazyskill: Good. So what’s up dickwad?

Michael Kirt: Ok Mr. Skill. How did it feel to finally be able to beat Troy in a match, granted it was a tag team match?

Crazyskill: Well let me tell you Kirt, he is a challenge, much tougher than I expected.

Michael Kirt: Well this week you are going to face Jason in an one on one match. Are you still seeking revenge from two weeks ago?

Crazyskill: Of course I am, if he interferes in my match. I’m going to get mad and I’m going to fight back. Jason, you impress me in the ring. Well that’s a given right? I mean you have to be good to get a slut to follow you around all of the time.

*Mixed Reaction of cheers and boos*

Michael Kirt: Ok one last question. How long will it be until you become a big superstar, a main eventer and have something big happen in your career?

Crazyskill: As far as I’m concerned, I am a big superstar. I am Crazyskill, Troy and I have put on amazing matches in the past few weeks. He is my rival and we will always be bitter enemies. As far as Jason is concerned he should go suck off a cow. Then maybe will I respect him. As for the “big thing” to turn my career around, it won’t be long until that happens. I have big plans for the future. People are going to remember the name Crazyskill. They are going to chant my name “Crazyskill, Crazyskill”. Future Generations will hear stories from their parents of all of my accomplishments here in IWO. Crazy “Bigger than Hulk Hogan, Wrestlemania and Vince McMahon put together” Skill will be remembered.

*Crazyskill slaps the mic out of Kirt’s hand. It hits the ground and makes a static sound. Kirt jumps a little bit and Crazyskill storms off*
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*Camera Zooms in on Force looking at the new edition of the IWO standings..*

...When I say the word upset...Whats the first thing that comes to your mind?..Maybe it's the Ultimate Warrior beating Hulk Hogan in the Skydome?..Or maybe it's even David Arquette becoming World Heavyweight Champion..The common definition of an upset is when two opposite teams,or wrestlers,whichever it may be...Are placed together,and one has such a complete advantage over the other..That for the Goliath in this battle to lose..It would be..An upset...Now..according to this paper..I'm the underdog..and I'm the one looking to pull off a huge upset....

But thats oh so wrong...I'm clearly the one with the edge in this contest. I have a physical advantage...I have an experience edge..And I have..the mental advantage. Now..you may ask yourself..Mental advantage?..How do you figure?..Well Demon has obviously run out of things to say..so he pulls out a trick from my book. He delves into the past era of the IWO..And his past accomplishments..None which stack up to mine by the way..And hopes that somehow I'll be impressed,and a little sense of doubt will pop into my mind. Needless to say,this attempt didn't accomplish it's goal at all. You see Demon,not only have you proved yourself to be very..unoriginal..But you have also in doing so..Proved you can't match my psycology. Remember..in the squared circle..half of it is all mental...And as far as I can tell,I've already got half the battle won.

Now..I'm sure there are those doubters out there..They say,"Oh No Force,How can you go against the best Superstar in the IWO,and you haven't even beaten anyone in the top 5 yet?"..Well..lets throw out the numbers for a second. Take your eyes off a point chart and point them to that ring. In that squared circle..I was more then dominant against both my opponents.I slaughtered them..And took whatever respect they had in this business away from their little dead grasp...And do you know what that means?..I'm fresh as ever. I was able to kill two birds with one stone...I got to shake off all my ring rust..And got to do it against two guys who quite frankly..Couldn't even hold my jock.

Now..Demon..what does this mean for you?..It means you have no advantage. You thought you had a upper hand against me..but you don't. You have already proved you can't step up on my level mentally..and I've already proved that my skills are as polished right now as at any time in my career. So really..that makes it all even doesn't it. Toe-to-toe..No one really has an advantage. So who do you think is the smart choice?..The multi-time champion?..(Me.)..Or someone who claims he's number one off of some point system?..

Yet in the end..all that doesn't matter. In the end,it's just a toe-to-toe fight between two guys who would like to kill each other...and thats fine with me. I know I haven't been hit in a while..and I know I'm going to feel pain in this match...But I'm willing to take it to dish it. I'm willing to sweat every drop out of my body..And bleed every drop of blood I have inside,to kill the false legacy of Demon. I will go to great lengths to insure that everyone knows who the real number one guy in this industry is. So Demon..bring all your friends..Your Demon ass can bring a vampire..ECW's Zombie..Or the devil himself. It doesn't matter. Becuase at the end of the night..Your Legacy will be tarnished..The lies you feed yourself and these people will be destroyed..And your run as number 1 will be over. Unfortunately Demon..at Redemption..Pain is Mandatory..For you.

*Throws IWO Rankings into the Camera and storms off.*
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*DC is sitting in a comfortable leather chair in what appears to be a living room. He has bright lights shining on him and is being hooked up with a mircophone. The cameras are preparing for his interview when the director of the shoot tells him they are ready*

DC: Hi, I'm DC and as you all know I have been out of action for a couple of weeks. Thanks to the backstabbing tactics of our own commish Gene Smith and his right hand man The Equalizer, I almost had my career ended. Now I have to say that normally I am never put in this kind of position but A few weeks ago at Redemption I was. As most of you can see Wilma is not with me, she is in Japan taking care of some business, but rest assured DC is just fine. Although, the doctors say I'm not 100% I will be at Redemption this week.

This week I have been told I will face The Highlight. This is the same chump that was destroyed by my Out For Blood opponent, Unstoppable Force last week. Now I know everyone hates Highlight, as they should, what kind of twatstain names himself The Highlight? *laughs* I can guarantee that after the match everyone will take note of a few highlights, the ones I create by beating this curtain jerker. Highlight, what have you accomplished lately, you beat Joe the Schmo, oh wait...No one saw you do that except for the boys in the back and few concession stand workers. Hell most people don't even know who Joe the Schmo is *laughs*

Then last week your Redemption debut saw you lose to Force, a guy that hasn't wrestled a match in how long, I mean his only accomplishment to date was that he beat The Josh, I did that almost two months ago. You see both of you guys are behind. You both lack something. You lack what I have, you lack the support of the fans, and the will to get in that ring every week and put on a classic match. Was Force's match with Josh a five star classic? Nope, it looked like two retards trying to fuck a doorknob in that ring two weeks ago. And last week, that was embarrising, I felt sorry for Force. He had to try and carry some loser like The Highlight. Well rest assure, this week I won't carry Highlight, I will put him out of his misery and hopefully out of the IWO. Then Force you make sure you don't hurt yourself to bad against Demon, I don't want any excuses for your loss to me at Out For Blood.

So Highlight go shine your boots up, watch yourself on tape some and see what mistakes you made to Force, because this week you go to the Dogpound, and if you make a mistake be sure that you will get neutered.

*DC unmics and walks off*
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