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Old 29 May 2006, 11:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Nike Presents IWO Chance of Lifetime

Official Card

Loser's bracket final

Jason v. Corey

Main Event

DC v. the winner of Jason/Corey to crown a new Heavyweight Champion

singles match

The Tiger v. Demon Alexander

singles match

Crazyskill v. Troy

singles match to give someone their first win

The Josh v. Judge Dredd

Plus Unstoppable Force gives his in-ring interview


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*The camera pans into a gym where about 8 men are playing basketball. They are playing a 4 on 4 game against each other. We see them intensely compete for about 3 minutes, until the game slows and one of the players yells that it is the Game Point. 'The Epitome' Troy Alston is on that man's team. He whispers something to the guy, who is holding the ball, and following Troy's orders, gives 'The Epitome' the ball. Troy and the other guy signal everyone to spread out the court and to clear the middle. So now, it is basically a 1 on 1 matchup with Troy and a cocky, young high schooler. The two have been going at it the whole game. Troy slowly dribbles towards the defender, puts it in-between his legs and then quickly around the back for an easy lay-up. The defender, astounded of the move just pulled on him, is completely embarassed. Without a word, Troy walks of the court, hearing requests to play another game. He sternly picks up his things and heads toward the exit..*

Troy: An impact..

(Troy bends over to drink out of the drinking fountain and wipes his mouth)

Troy: It's what I promised to make. And I did. I took control of the Boot Camp Invitational and delivered.

(Troy waves at an attractive young girl working out)

Troy: Although there was no clear-cut winner in that, if you want to call it, "match".. I think we all know who would be the leading candidate of that vote.( Speaking of which, the match was a total joke. I hope you go back to your hole, Mr. The Josh, and hide forever.) Now, everything could have been totally different, and I may not have made such a lasting impression. If..one man had not interfered in the match. That man? Crazyskill. The same man who lost earlier that night to a mascot and thought he could get revenge by embarrassing some rookies. Well, the tables did turn, where yours truly pulled a 'veteran move' and struck him from behind. And if you want to think it was cheap, go ahead. Just remember deep down, that's all what you fools would have done.
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Troy(loudly):I was going to make a mark that night! And Crazyskill wanted to bury that by making his own impact! (softens tone)Which...I guess you could say he did. The impact between him and a steel chair. Heh heh. You got what was coming to you 'Skill, and suffered...Heh heh, another impact I made? My teamup with Jason. Holy shit, did we make pull a shocker that night! Taking on 3 other wrestlers and owning all 3 of them..twice onn the same night! It's a match made in heaven if you ask me. Myself and Jason have much in common. We're cocky motherfuckers who know how good we are, prove it, and dont let you forget about it! Time will only tell what will happen next with us two...Back to you Crazyskill. If you think experience will dominate this newcomer, take a look in the mirror buddy. Why, only one year ago, you were the IWO Rookie of the Year.(claps)Congratulations on that, I guess. But, how big is that accomplishment? How many wrestlers were actually here at that time?

(Troy laughs and reaches the gymnasium's exit. He begins to walk towards his car, a Black Scion TC)

Troy: So, your Redemption mishap has brought me and you to face off at Chance of a Lifetime. And I only have you to thank for.
(Troy gets to car and starts the engine)

Troy:Why, if you had not interrupted in the first place, this match would not exist. Kicking yourself in the ass 'Skill? Yeah, I would be too. I would not want 2 consecutive nights of embarassment, ESPECIALLY TO A 'ROOKIE' LIKE ME. Like at Redemption, Everyone will see my Chance of a Lifetime come true, by beating the former Rookie of the Year and pinning you for that 1...2...3...

*Troy pulls out of the parking lot and speeds out of the camera view...*
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*camera pans into Judge's courtroom*
Since starting her on IWO I have not been met with success. I have not been met with the respect I deserve. I have been hit with fireballs, punded with chairs, attacked from behind. But, you know what? I'm still here. Last week i was attacked from behind. But I'm still here. Two weeks before I was blasted with a fireball. Still here. At the start of the year I was brutalised with a 2X4 but...you guessed it... still here. It doesn't matter what punishment you inflict upon the Judge because as long as their are wrongs to right. I will still be here.

Now onto more pressing matters. Last week Troy tried to put shit over on me claiming he was reading from my 'resume'. A fact that was completely and totally fake. My real 'resume' includes 8 years of military service before I served as a Judge and was fired for my apprently too 'cruel' punishments. How loyal have you been to your country punk? You are a man who can't even look his opponents in the eye. Who has to attack from behind. Your a pathetic maggot. I just feel sorry for the 'ladies' who think you are so attractive. Heaven knows how many gifts you've given them that keep on giving due to your uncontrollable desire to attack members of IWO from behind. Don't think you've finished with me Troy. I will hunt you down because your sentence is final. So instead of eyeing other people from behind, you need to be glancing over your own shoulder at every oppurtunity you get and asking yourself. What you gonna do when the Judge comes for you? You saw it happen to Jason last week don't think it can't happen to you.

Now, approaching is the first IWO PPV and my opponent is none other than *beat*. *dissapointed* The Josh. I only have three words for you Josh. What...the...fuck? Last week you put on a boot camp invitational? Against Crazyskill, someone who thinks he is cool cos he played with balls alot in college, a guy who had been hit by a fireball (but is still here) and a spoilt brat who by the looks of his company has more STD's than a 2 dollar whore. Then tried to show off like it was some sort of achievment? Man your dellusional. Thankfully you got fucked over aterwards. Not that I approve of how your assailants attacked you but you did deserve a beating lets face it.

Now I know we have a match coming up at this next PPV and It jogged my memory. Do you remember me from your servie Josh? I remember you. Man you were impressive back then I gotta give it to you. One of the best Store managers I've ever seen. No seriously I was impressed. You always made sure everyone had their webbing and that no one took too many pairs of pants. You were good at that. Not that I remember you ever actually being in a battle. But you were good at what you did. Though to be honest. I think you should have stayed there.

This is the real deal kid and handing out pants and fitting T-shirt ain't gonna cut it. If you do happen to make it to the ring for our match after your assault last week just remember your sentence is final. There is no escape. So ask yourself. What you gonna do? What you gonna do? When the Judge...*fans joins in" comes for you!

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*Not Falling starts playing over the PA system as the Josh makes his way to the ring*

"Finally, the Josh has made it back to PPV! Now tonight I'm taking on the Judge man in a match. You ran me down earlier tonight calling me a store clerk. Well, I did more time in the baking heat of the desert than you did as a cook. But hey, seeing me at the PX must have been biggest moment in your life, next to getting your ass hand to you by yours truly, the Josh."

*The crowd cheers for this*

"But I do thank you for having my back last week. You and Crazyskill are owed a favor from me. In fact, Judge, I will let you pick the style of match we're in. You name it, be it hardcore, TLC, Cage, leather strap match. I want you to make the match."

*Huge pop from this announcement*

"Oh, before I forget. Jason and Troy, the IWO's newest love birds. I hope you had a good laugh after trying to beat my face in. However, my friends and I sure had a great one after you got knocked the fuck out by the Judge."

*A replay of the Judge using the steel chair on Jason and costing him the semifinal match against DC. The crowd goes crazy*

"Well, Jason you just got a little piece what you're due. I will make your life a living hell. You will not be able to sleep, you will not be able to relax unless I say so. You better pray to whatever god you hold dear that I make it quick and painless. IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLA WHAT THE JOSH IS BREWIN'!!!!!!!!!!"
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*camera goes to aclose up of Judge*
Josh lets get this shit straight. The incident with the chair last week was purely because I can't stand fuckers who invade from the rear. Its cowardly. Its not man like. Quite frankly its just fucking patehtic. Though don't think what I did was as any real favour to you. Certainly don't think it means I'm going to have mercy on you at the PPV. Speaking of no mercy that brings me to the match type I've decided. Being an ex store clerk in the military I'm not sure your style is really gonna pull many fans. Actually come to think of it weren't the fans booing your mike work last week as well? Point made.

As for your comics about being in the desert I think you mispelt that man cos the only thing I remember you being hours in was the dessert. But maybe you can prove me wrong. Maybe you can put on a hell of a match. If your prove your worth who knows the Judge might have room for a sidekick...*Judge sniggers*

But I doubt your gonna prove anything. So to liven up the match I think we need something a bit extreme. Something a bit hardcore. Something where I can show you and the fans just why I was fired from my previous position as a Judge for handing out what were deemed too 'cruel' sentences. So I'm proposing a table's ladders and chairs match. You better lace up those boots son. You better be doing those jumping jacks like crazy. Cos at chance in a lifetime your gonna have to answer my favourite question. What you gonna do? What you gonna do? When the Judge...*crowd joins in* comes for you!

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*Demon Alexander is shown sitting by a camp fire*

There is a stench in the air. The smell reaches the high kingdoms of Heaven. The angels in Heaven must hold their noses to block this smell. You want to know what it smells like...it smells like a screw job. It also smells like...ether.

*Holds up a bottle of ether*

The lights went out and all of a sudden my lighs went out as well. I find it funny that both of my loses in this tournament, I was knocked out cold and had no say. At least the first lost was from pain, not from interferance. Just like that though, my chance to win the IWO title at Chance of a Lifetime went up in flames.

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Speaking of hunting, at Chance of a Lifetime I get to face Tiger again. Tiger, last time I beat you within seconds, but this time I'm going to take my time. I want you to feel pain and agony. I want to show whomever or whatever crossed my path, that they will pay. I want to show I should be the number 1 contender for the title. I want to show that whomever the new champion will be, that their dream is only going to be a nightmare when I come for them. I will goto hell to find what I want. Tiger, I will see you at Chance of a Lifetime.

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*The Camera is shown in a pitch black room. Something falls and makes a loud shattering sound. Suddenly a single light flickers on and Crazyskill is seen sitting on the floor laughing.....*

"Tonight.....

Crazyskill starts laughing like a mad man

"Tonight, I will finish off Troy. He wants to stick his ass in my buisness. Well think again Troy. You think you are some great rookie, well get off your high horse. You are not the next Crazyskill, you are never going to accomplish anything and if think for even a second that you have any chance at all at beating me tonight think again. I have destroyed everybody I have come in contact with. Every loss I have ever hade, was because I got screwed. I am still the fasting rising star. When I became IWO's Rookie Of The Year I did it with some many other people involved in the company. They all saw my talent, they all saw the promise in me. But now no one believes in Crazyskill, oh how wrong you guys are."

*The Light shuts off*

*You hear Crazyskill stand up and he starts talking in the total darkness.*

"I am and will always be the most valuable asset to IWO and if you are standing in the way of that and my shot at the title. You are sadly mistaken. Anybody who gets into the ring with me would know. That I am not to be messed with. I have faced three people since the return of IWO. The first one I destroyed and the two other just got lucky. I didn't have my A-Game those two matches and they weren't even facing a real me. Well I have some bad news for you, I brought my A-Game tonight and you are in my way.

*The Lights Flickers back on but Crazyskill is already gone....*
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*We see Jason and Stacy sitting in their lockeroom when Stacy gets a phone call on her cell phone,Jason walks out of the room*

Jason - Last week I came this close to winning my match against that idiot DC but from out of nowhere one of Josh's little buddies The Judge hits from behind with a steel chair,now to get back to DC I have to go through that psycho Corey again....I can't believe Gene Smith is making me do this after what Corey did to me in our last match and what he did to Stacy was uncalled for.

*Jason shakes that image out of his head*

Jason - So after I go through Corey once again then I'll get another chance at DC and after I defeat DC I will be the new IWO Heavyweight Champion....I like the sound of that.

*Stacy walks out*

Jason - I want you to stay backstage during my match with Corey because I don't want anything to happen to you...okay?

Stacy - Okay

*Jason smiles*

Jason - Good....and as for you Josh,I think and that new up and comer Troy Alston just about saved your little boot camp thing from being the most boring piece of garbage,just in case you didn't hear the fans during the whole thing.

*Stacy laughs*

Jason - One more,I'd like to personally thank Troy for helping me humliate Josh once again,and Josh I'm not afraid of you so if you want a match with me then just name the time and the place and I'll kick your ass and humliate you for the last time.

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*Mad Hugh Miller is seen outside the lockerroom of DC*

Miller: I'm here outside DC's lockerroom where tonight he will face the winner of Corey and Jason for a chance to become the new IWO Heavyweight Champion.

*DC and Wilma walk out of the door*

Miller: DC I wanted to get your thoughts about tonights match?

DC: You want my thoughts about tonight? Well Hugh, it's real simple. Tonight I will do what I always do, take care of business. You see everyone feels I have the advantage and in a way I do. My opponent will not only have to have one match but then beat me twice in order to become the champ. However the X factor is the fact that I have no idea which man I will be facing.

Miller: Last week you beat Jason, with some outside interference what will happen should you face him again this week?

Wilma: Jason is so lame. Him and that bitch of a girlfriend Stacy have nothing on my man DC. Last week DC beat him, and I whooped his little bitch's ass. Should they get back to the promise land at Chance of a Lifetime, We will do the same again.

DC: well put wilma.

Miller: what about Corey?

DC: You see that's the thing. What about Corey. I mean look at his past, he is a freak, a psycho. Yet he does like to hurt people. That Hugh, excites me. See me and Corey are not that much different, and if he thinks that I can't take the pain he is wrong. You see it doesn't matter if it's Jason and it doesn't matter if it's Corey, either way someone is going to go to the dogpound. And when it's all over I will have once again won some gold to go around my waist.

Miller: You know that Unstoppable Force will be in the building at the PPV.

DC: Yeah I heard, and like I said Force is just another name of someone that had to run away with their tail between their legs. You know why Force is coming back? It's because of me. I am the one guy he has yet to beat. And he knows fully well, that after i finish off one of those pansies in the main event at Chance of a Lifetime, that I will never let the gold out of my hands again. Look at my track record and you will see that i don't lose titles.

Miller: good luck tonight DC.

DC: Thanks Hugh, and next week you can have the oppurtunity of interviewing the new Heavyweight Champion.

*DC and Wilma walk back into the lockerroom*
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*The Highlight goes out to the ring to the tune of Deadly Game*


*He seems to have something to say, let's listen in.*



This city isn't too bad is it? I mean, it's shit but there's some nice clubs here unlike some other cities.

*looks at the crowd*

Not that any of you would know. You guys look like you shop at the Salvation Army for shit's sake. Come on.

*crowd boos*

You all could learn from me. You see, i've been successful in all i've done. Acting? Was one of the best. Wrestling? I was the first EVER AWF Confederate champion. Women? I'm like Wilt Chamberlain. Once again none of you would know this would you? *laughs*


Speaking of wrestling, let me tell you why i'm out here.


This is my first ever appearance in IWO and even though I will not be wrestling tonight, I am challenging anyone in the back to take me on next week. That's right. ANYONE. So if anyone feels like taking on the rookie, you get your shot next week in the Highlight's spotlight.

*Crowd is mixed with cheers and boos*

Before I go, there's a few things all of you idiots should know.


First, I'll beat anyone, ANY TIME in a fight.



Second, You all need to take a shower. Smells like the city of Cleveland in here.


*crowd boos*


But most of all.. I'm taking over IWO and I am....



The HIGHLIGHT.



*Crowd boos loudly as Highlight leaves the ring*
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*Camera opens blurry on Corey sitting in a basement...behind Corey there is someone squirming under a tarp*

Who in the hell is trying to fuck with me? YOUR MAKING ME LOOK WEAK YOU SON OF A BITCH! I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP TO BEAT ANY OF THESE PUNK MOTHER FUCKERS IN THE IWO! Do not worry though you bitch...I have a great plan in store for you. You will show yourself to me and I will embarass you in front of the entire IWO fanbase. If you even try to cost me or even help me win a match...I will bury you mother fucker.

Now onto you DC...What the fuck are you talking about...you are nothing like me...no one around here is anything like me! The thought of you even being in the ring with me makes me want to puke. You are just some dog catching faggot who runs around with some ugly, skanky, herpes infested whore all day. I wouldn't even fuck her with Ravage's dick. Speaking of that little cum deposit....

*Corey rips the tarp off to reveal...Wilma... She has a gag in her mouth and her arms and legs are taped up and is balling her eyes out*

If you don't want me to turn your hooker into dog food...I had better be the one challenging you for the IWO Heavyweight Championship! Just like always Corey is one step ahead of the competition and there is absolutely nothing that you DC, mystery person, or any of you little faggots in the IWO can do about it!

*Corey starts to walk away and stops*

Oh ya...heres another bonus...If that mystery fuck face gets into my business...I'll cut Wilma into a thousand pieces.

*Corey runs his fingers through Wilmas hair then proceeds to hock a huge lugee on her and walks away laughing hysterically*
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Annoyin Backstage Interviewer: I'm here with Rene Boudreaux. Tiger, can I get a word on your next opponent, Demon Alexander.

Tiger: I'm not falling for anymore tricks like I have before. Nobody can take me on in a staright up wrestling match. From bell to bell, I am the best out there. Before the bell, Demon Alexander has an outside chance. If he can pull another win out of his ass like he did last time, he still won't leave anybody impressed.

ABI: So what do you think about the rest of the IWO?

Boudreaux: TIGER BAIT!
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