Redemption Promo Thread 6/25/05

[DC]

Time to promo for redemption week 2....

Promos are due by next Friday July 1st at 2PM EST


the card is as follows

Dark Match

Crazyskill vs. Kyle Walker

redemption show from Detriot

Josh w/ Jason vs. Ron Payne

Ravage vs. Location

Corey vs. Masque vs. Phlyis Sexay (Hardcore Rules Match - Non Title)

Dante vs. Swinn (Grudge Match)

Promo from Alli Sabbah (pm me alli for details)

Medical Update on Dan Mitchell

Interview with Dogcatcher

Interview with another participant in the King of Kings Tournament

IWO Heavyweight Title Match

Chris Stunner (c) vs. Sharkboy


Remember just because you might not have a match doesn't mean you won't be involved in the show

[Jason]

*Jason is shown backstage sitting in a locker room watching TV,as he sees the camera he turns off the TV and begins to speak*

Jason - Well by the looks of the card I don't have a match so it looks like I get a little break,but I'll be in the corner of my partner Josh as he takes on Ron Payne,who I miraciously beat last week and I'll admit that I did a little bit of help from Josh but partners just gotta stick together and help each other out.

*Jason pauses*

Jason - Now I really don't have much else to say other than I hope Josh beats the holy hell out of the big idiot Ron Payne.

*Jason turns the TV back on as the camera fades to black*

[Sinestro]

*The Josh is in the locker room reading Of Mice and Men*

"Hmm, good book. Kind of reminds me of my opponent this week, Ron Payne. 'Me not understand big words, duh!' Well I will put it in words you can understand. You and me are going to fight and you won't be getting up after I am done with you. IF YOU SMELLLA WHAT THE JOSH IS BREWIN'!"

*Picture fades as Josh starts reading the book again*

[Skill]

Not sure if i should promo because I only have a dark match.

*Camera fades to the locker room where Crazyskill is sitting on a bench*

"I have to win my match tonight and I will win my match tonight against Kyle Walker. My one and only chance at becoming a superstar. Kyle Walker this might be my first match here in IWO but I assure you it won't be my last, you can count on that. Mr. Robere said I have to beat you *starts laughing*. You don't stand a chance against me. You're looking at a future IWO superstar and a future IWO champion."

*Crazyskill stands up*

"I WILL WIN!!! Do you want to know why I am so sure I will win because You don't have the skill to beat CRAZYSKILL!"

*Camera fades to black*

Originally Posted by Crazyskill

Not sure if i should promo because I only have a dark match.

*Camera fades to the locker room where Crazyskill is sitting on a bench*

"I have to win my match tonight and I will win my match tonight against Kyle Walker. My one and only chance at becoming a superstar. Kyle Walker this might be my first match here in IWO but I assure you it won't be my last, you can count on that. Mr. Robere said I have to beat you *starts laughing*. You don't stand a chance against me. You're looking at a future IWO superstar and a future IWO champion."

*Crazyskill stands up*

"I WILL WIN!!! Do you want to know why I am so sure I will win because You don't have the skill to beat CRAZYSKILL!"

*Camera fades to black*

Welcome to the efed by the way and remember that you can always count on Masque to have your back in a fight. This is Masque by the way I posted under my wifes account on accident. That gives me an idea though.

[Skill]

Ok cool Masque. Thanks.

Originally Posted by Mrs. Sabbah

That gives me an idea though.

I wonder what that could be

[Corey]

*Corey is sitting in a boiler room with his back against the wall holding a bottle of Jack and laughing to himself*

Heh Heh this past Wednesday was pure bliss. I finally put that stupid fuck Ravage in his fucking place. The feeling of him being in utter pain is almost orgasmic. I was so over excited that I even took out my own partner. Nothing meant by it Location...but you should have known better

*Big Swig of Jack*

Masque....The so called monster. This man doesn't seem to know what a real monster is. A real moster would not have needed my help to win a match and a real monster does not by any means accept help from anyone. YOU ARE A FAKE, A PHONY, AND YOU ARE NOTHING MASQUE!

*Another Swig*

I am growing oh so tired of all these guys around here thinking they are hardcore. It does nothing but fill me with anger and hate. You little boys do not even know what hardcore is. I AM THE DEFINITION OF HARDCORE AND I WILL PROVE IT AGAIN JUST LIKE I ALWAYS FUCKING DO!

*Corey smashes his almost empty bottle on the camera and screen goes black*

[DC]

to answer crazyskill, if you have a match on the card you should promo...not promoing could possibly give you a loss..

[Skill]

Originally Posted by dogcatcher

to answer crazyskill, if you have a match on the card you should promo...not promoing could possibly give you a loss..

Ok. Thanks for the clearing that up.

[Side Effect]

*Scars plays as Chris Stunner walks to the ring*

Well..let me start with the fact..that I'm defending my title tonight. Against...Sharkboy. The new guy..fresh meat. How is it I had to scrape and claw my way to the top, and theres one misunderstanding and Sharkboy gets a title shot? WHAT THE FUCK is that? Ya know, it doesn't really matter, anyway. Sharkboy is just some rookie who doesn't deserve to carry my duffle bag, let alone my title.

This title means that I am the best..and just because some new wannabe comes into the IWO, doesn't mean anything is going to change.

I know I've always stood alone..for the most part..but it seems as if I have people watching my back. Alli...you weave a twisted web..but I'm used to straightening out twists, don't think I won't this time.

*scars plays as Chris walks out of the arena*

[Dante]

**Spencer walks around the backstage area searching for Dante to interview about his Grudge match against Swinn, Spencer is wandering frantically when he finally spots Dante with his clothes hung over his shoulders trying to lodge the door to his Dressing room open. Spencer dshes over and tries to get an interview and grabs Dnate by the shoulder just before he gets in**

Spencers: Dante What are your thoughts on tonight's match with your Partner Swinn?

**Dante looks invaded as Spencer's hand is still on his shoulder, Dante loosly shrugs it off and lights up a cigarette as he turns around to greet the Camera and Spencer.

Dante enhales the cigarette deeply and bloos it into Spencers face and proceeds to walk into his Dressing room**

Spencer: Well I guess it's back to you guys at the desk

**Spencer walks of dejected as the Camera gets a shot of the Locker Room door and fades to black**

The camera focuses upon a bar where a bartender is polishing shot glasses and setting them down.

"So what'll it be pal." The bartender says to nobody.

A high pitched voice comes from the other side of the bar.

"You could get me a god damned bigger barstool. How the hell am I supposed to get shitfaced before my match if I cant even get to the bar."

The camera pans down to show Swinn standing there looking up.

"Dammit just give me a bottle of scotch and Im out of here."

The bartender tosses a bottle of booze down to Swinn and Swinn walks out chugging it.

"Heh first I polish this off then I polish off that asshold Dante. Fucker deserves to pay for what hes done."

Swinn staggers off down the street mumbling about all hes going to do to Dante when he gets ahold of him.

A tape is being held by Mr Robere and he places it into a vcr to watch it. It shows...

The room is dark when suddenly candles spring to life showing the hooded face of Masque in its flickering glow.

"Corey Corey Corey. You poor deluded fool. You sad simpering imbecile. How dare you claim to be a monster when all you can lay claim to is urinating on these fools here in the IWO and bloodying a few of the lessers up."

Masque walks along a hallway with candles springing to life along with him lighting his way until he stands before a large oil painting. The painting shows a hooded figure leading what appears to be a horde of undead in an attack upon medieval village.

"You see this painting here Corey? This was painted many many years ago. Even after my long slumber I remember the screams of the innocent perishing under my unholy might. I have instilled fear in the hearts of people throughout generations. I am not always known by the same name but always I am there. Breeding discontent, Hatred, Genocide and fear. You well you sing horrible music and wear a silly mask."

Masque snaps his fingers and a light flashes to life in the distance.

"Come with me and I shall show you a true monster."

The camera follows Masque into the light.

Into a large medieval Torture Chamber with all the fixings.

On the rack is Sid Wilson stretched to death.

In the iron maiden pierced by spikes can be seen Joey Jordison.

Beheaded and laying on the ground is the corpse of Paul Grey.

Hanging on the wall together in death with the skin flayed from thier bodies are Chris Fehn, James Root and Craig Jones.

Tied together and gagged are the duo of Shawn Crahan and Mick Thompson.

"Looks like your music days are over Corey however I cannot allow anyone to enter my home and live to tell the tale. never fear cameraman I shall ensure that your tape is delivered."

With that Masque lunges at the camera and it goes black.

Mr Roberes shuts the tape off and shudders. He then picks up the phone and begins dialing.

[DC]

Originally Posted by Masque

"Heh first I polish this off then I polish off that asshold Dante. Fucker deserves to pay for what hes done."

Asshold?

I will add that to Swinn's movelist

Originally Posted by dogcatcher

Asshold?

I will add that to Swinn's movelist

He was a bit drunk during his promo.