Why was Hulk Hogan fired from his job as a salesman?

God Listens To Slayer (MCMG) · 15 Aug 2010, 11:58 PM

Because he refused to sell anything hahaha

Got any wrestler related jokes to share?

Those ones are awesome Clown Prince haha

The Clown Prince of Crime · 16 Aug 2010, 12:02 AM

1. What do you call any HHH match?

A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!

2. What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?

You can't Sashimi!

3. What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?

Oh Bubba, test the fries!

4. Why is unemployment so high in the US?

Because Nunzio and Funaki do all the jobs

5. What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?

I'm straight, Edge

6. How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

7. Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?

He couldn't sell Pedigree

8. What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?

Arrgh, my quad!

9. What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?

Whatcha you gonna glue, brother?

10. Why can't Chris Jericho go to the gas station?

Because he always carries matches

Irish Blood ? Canadian Loud Mouth.. · 16 Aug 2010, 12:09 AM

Because he fu*ked TNA up, oh no they were already (:

v.. · 16 Aug 2010, 12:12 AM

hmmmm

playboy · 16 Aug 2010, 12:18 AM

Hulk Hogan has no energy left in his old sick body.So he can't go out and sale anything

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16 Aug 2010, 12:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
The Clown Prince of Crime Cruiserweight Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 917 Rep Power: 9	1. What do you call any HHH match? A BURIED ALIVE MATCH! 2. What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef? You can't Sashimi! 3. What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds? Oh Bubba, test the fries! 4. Why is unemployment so high in the US? Because Nunzio and Funaki do all the jobs 5. What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up? I'm straight, Edge 6. How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb 7. Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop? He couldn't sell Pedigree 8. What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV? Arrgh, my quad! 9. What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class? Whatcha you gonna glue, brother? 10. Why can't Chris Jericho go to the gas station? Because he always carries matches

16 Aug 2010, 12:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
Irish Blood ? Canadian Loud Mouth.. Fresh Noob Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 15 Rep Power: 0	Because he fu*ked TNA up, oh no they were already (:

16 Aug 2010, 12:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
v.. Fresh Noob Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 25 Rep Power: 0	hmmmm

16 Aug 2010, 12:18 AM	#5 (permalink)
playboy Jobber Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 175 Rep Power: 15	Hulk Hogan has no energy left in his old sick body.So he can't go out and sale anything

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