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Old 11 Jul 2007, 10:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Article On Wrestlers Who Shouldn't Be Alive
07/04/2007 by Steve Carrier

Maxim has an article called "They Shouldn't Be Alive" featuring wrestlers they think should have died already due to their lifestyle, with odds on them making it to 2008. Below are a few wrestlers whom they mention:

The Ultimate Warrior
Age: 48
Odds that he'll die before 2008: 20 to 1
Why he should be dead: For the better part of the late '90s, we actually thought the Warrior (his legal name since 1993) was dead. His disappearance from the ring sparked countless rumors of his demise, but the man once known as Jim "Justice" Hellwig is still alive and delivering rant-filled speeches to directionless college kids all over the country. The clip proves his brain is mostly dead, so his (probably) steroid-riddled body can't be far behind.

How he'll die: Years spent screaming at the top of his lungs and tying off his joints to make his veins pop result in an explosive brain aneurysm during one of The Warrior's tirades.

The Iron Sheik
Age: 67
Odds that he'll die before 2008: 5 to 1
Why he should be dead: As Howard Stern fans already know, the Sheik has a bit of a drinking problem, along with a volatile temper that makes Ron Artest look like John Stockton…in short shorts. Plus, we're pretty sure there's nothing but tumors underneath that mustache.

How he'll die: We're guessing bear attack. It's a long shot, but given the unlikely circumstances that have taken the lives of other professional wrestlers, it's not entirely unreasonable.

Ric Flair
Age: 58
Odds that he'll die before 2008: 8 to 1
Why he should be dead: We were shocked to find out that Nature Boy was born in 1949 rather than the late 1800s. It's obvious that he still has all the style and charisma that made him a legend, but he's also spent more time in the sun than the pyramids. Skin isn't supposed to be bright orange, unless it's on top of a delicious bowl of macaroni and cheese.

How he'll die: Flair will tragically choke to death in a feather boa accident. During the autopsy, doctors will find that his skin was replaced with that of a beanbag around 1989.

Dusty Rhodes
Age: 41
Odds that he'll die before 2008: 10 to 1
Why he should be dead: Even when Dusty was in his prime, his man boobs suggested that the American Dream spent as much time with Bit-O-Honeys as he did with barbells. Now that he has no reason to exercise, he has a regular seat in every rib joint south of Delaware.

How he'll die: Can you overdose on barbecue sauce? If anyone can find out, it'll be Dusty.

You can read the full article at Maxim's official website.

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It's funny, the only people who should take offence to the article is the wrestlers. I wonder if anyone will be able to identify Dusty in all that BBQ sauce or if they'll have to hose him down first
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Old 11 Jul 2007, 10:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL, good find.

I actually think Flair will die inside the ring and no one at all will be surprised. In fact, it's probably so expected that WWE has funeral services on hand at every show so when it happens, the live show will turn into his funeral.
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Old 11 Jul 2007, 11:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Dusty Rhodes must be much older than 41
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yeah, he's 61

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When i first read this i thought "What the fuck?! Dusty is 41?!", but as i scrolled down and the read replies luckily that shit was cleared up.

Yep, as STICK said Flair will most likely die in the ring, not sure how or when, but thing one that is for sure is that it'll be in that damn ring.
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When i first read this i thought "What the fuck?! Dusty is 41?!", but as i scrolled down and the read replies luckily that shit was cleared up.

Yep, as STICK said Flair will most likely die in the ring, not sure how or when, but thing one that is for sure is that it'll be in that damn ring.
A "Flair Flop" at Wrestlemania 24 anyone?
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LOL. I don't see what's so "offensive" about it though, it's funny, it's not like they're being serious...I don't even think Flair or Rhodes would be offended. And I too am suprised that Warrior is still alive.
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