John Cena is a demon worshipper.?

The Vital Witness · 22 Jul 2013, 10:02 PM

Breaking news. Police have found many books full of demon incantations in the house John Felix Anthony Cena at 12:45 PM yesterday. He uses a big demon to posses him and make him win matches. He also uses Black Magic to make him invisible and that is why nobody can see him. All the kids that like him are possessed by demons also because John Cena Sends demons to take over the souls of small children, women, and 40 year old Virgins. That is why they are Cena Fans because the demons posses them. What do you think of this wrestling news. You can read the full article here.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...wds-in-history

Mr. W?RLD CLA$$ · 22 Jul 2013, 10:08 PM

What a troll

avril · 22 Jul 2013, 10:12 PM

I always knew he did

adam · 22 Jul 2013, 10:23 PM

I love you.

William Gregory · 22 Jul 2013, 10:27 PM

I had a feeling John was into some freaky sh*t.

VivaDelRio!Enrique · 22 Jul 2013, 10:33 PM

I'm possessed then, oh and by the way, stop... You're not funny.

PrimeTimeCharles · 22 Jul 2013, 10:42 PM

LOL! This was funny. You are awesome for this one.

22 Jul 2013, 10:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Vital Witness Jobber Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 222 Rep Power: 6	John Cena is a demon worshipper.? Breaking news. Police have found many books full of demon incantations in the house John Felix Anthony Cena at 12:45 PM yesterday. He uses a big demon to posses him and make him win matches. He also uses Black Magic to make him invisible and that is why nobody can see him. All the kids that like him are possessed by demons also because John Cena Sends demons to take over the souls of small children, women, and 40 year old Virgins. That is why they are Cena Fans because the demons posses them. What do you think of this wrestling news. You can read the full article here. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...wds-in-history

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Mr. W?RLD CLA$$ Jobber Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 326 Rep Power: 6	What a troll

22 Jul 2013, 10:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
avril Young Noob Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 66 Rep Power: 6	I always knew he did

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adam Cruiserweight Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 728 Rep Power: 14	I love you.

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William Gregory Young Noob Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 99 Rep Power: 6	I had a feeling John was into some freaky sh*t.

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VivaDelRio!Enrique Fresh Noob Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 21 Rep Power: 0	I'm possessed then, oh and by the way, stop... You're not funny.

22 Jul 2013, 10:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
PrimeTimeCharles Jobber Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 141 Rep Power: 6	LOL! This was funny. You are awesome for this one.

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