Can you make a 'shoot' promo on John Cena?

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Can you make a 'shoot' promo on John Cena?















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[Personification of Domination]

John Cena. Doctor of Thuganomics. Chain Gang Leader. Super Cena. You have all these nicknames. But let me tell you the name I like to call you by: Overrated. You come down here everynight with your Rise Above Hate t shirt but you're the hater. Hating on the WWE Universe. Hating on what THEY want. What THEY deserve. What does WWE stand for again? World WRESTLING Entertainment. When they say you can't wrestle! THEY MEAN IT. But you think just because you put soooo much effort into your 5 moves of doom makes you good. It doesn't. YOU SUCK. And you may think these kids love you, but what happens when they grow up? They're going to realize you suck. To quote your old Word Life theme song, So you think you're untouchable? Well let me tell you something Cena, you aren't.

[Stop, Pelvic Thrust Time!]

John, There is no doubt you are the face of this company, There is no doubt that you will be in the hall of fame someday. But all of that aside, there is also no doubt that you've become a shell of your former self, A person that was fun to watch has become a person that makes people want to change the channel. A person that was adored by thousands, turned into a person loathed by thousands. You became all for yourself on your way to the top and you say your loyal to your Cenation, You are by far the biggest hypocrite in the WWE Today, and if Vince wasn't riding your nuts all the way to Timbuktu, You'd be a flash in a pan, A Sizzle on a steak. When guys like Evan Bourne, Guys that have more wrestling ability in their pinky, then in your whole entire body are just dying to have the same breakout shot to fame like you, You just continue to insult the fans intelligence and do the same moves over and over again, You have become more predictable then reruns off an t.v show. And quite frankly the only reason your where you are now, is because little kids wet there beds at the sight of new John Cena Merchandise.