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Old 23 Jul 2006, 12:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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** Outside Lex Luger's hotel room 3 am **

Happosai : OK everybody ready?
Sin : I got the camera.
Stick : Chloroform check.
Sam : Why am i dressed up in a wig and evening gown?
Happosai : Because someone has got to be Miss Elizabeth.
Stick : Don't you DARE gay up Miss Elizabeth Sam.
Sin : Ok let me put on my Vince McMahon mask.
Stick : That's a Richard Nixon mask.
Sin : Well it's the closest thing i could find.

** Happosai knocks on the door and hides with Stick around the corner and it opens **

Lex : WHAT??????!!!!! IS IT SUPERBRAWL SATURDAY AGAIN???!!!
Sin : Hey Lex it's Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
Sam : And me Miss Elizabeth.
Lex : DAMN VINCE YOUR PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT I CAN SEE YOUR GRAPEFRUITS!!!!
Stick : Sin you dummy I told you not to stuff grapefruits down your pants.
Lex : WOW LIZ YOU SURE GOT FUGLY BEING DEAD!!!
Happosai : NOW!!!

** Stick stuffs a rag of chloroform over Lex's mouth **

Lex : WHAT THE FUCK GET OFF ME THAT'S TOO TIGHT!!!!

** Lex shoves Stick off **

Happosai : Crap he's immune to it..... QUICK hit him in the head with something really dense!

** Stick grabs Sam by the feet and swings him head first into Lex knocking them both out **

Happosai : I meant a steel chair or a lead pipe.
Stick : Well we've always said Sam was pretty dense.

** They quickly hustle into the hotel room and get set up **

Stick : Ok Sin get into the sailor shirt and short pants.
Happosai : Then put Sam into his pink footy pajamas and climb into bed with Luger.
Sin : What the fuck?
Stick : We're gonna make Michael Jackson look tame heh.

** Lex wakes up in bed with Sam and Sin **

Lex : WHAT THE FUCK!!! GET ME OUTTA THESE ROPES THEY'RE TOO TIGHT!!!
Happosai : Shuddap you child molester. You should be ashamed.
Stick : Yeah now you're gonna answer some questions or we'll show THESE!!!!

** Stick holds out some Polaroids of Luger spooning Sam **

Lex : YOU CAN'T SHOW THOSE!!
Happosai : CLAM UP!!!
Stick : Now Lex question 1. What do you really think of Mysterio being Champ??
Lex : IT'S SHIT!!! THAT BELT IS HEAVIER THAN HE IS!!! IF HE WAS HERE RIGHT NOW I'DE...
Mysterio : You'de what?
Happosai : Heh we brought him along just so you could whine to his face.
Lex : ONLY REASON YOU HAVE THAT IS BECAUSE OF EDDIE!!!
Mysterio : Jealous.
Miss Elizabeth : Lex you prick!!!! How dare you kill me!
Starscream : Hey guys i bumped into Liz's ghost on the way here sorry we're late.
Lex : HOLY FUCK GHOSTS!!!

** Lex RIPS free and tries to run **

Lex : OUTTA MY WAY YOU OLD FART!!
Happosai : OLD FART????? WHY YOU....
Stick : Uh Oh he done it now.

** Happosai goes nuts and proceeds to bet the holy hell outta Luger **


** Days later Lex wakes up from his coma **

Lex : GET ME OUTTA THIS BODY CAST IT'S TOO TIGHT!!!!!!!!
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Old 23 Jul 2006, 12:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Awesome stuff.

Luger deserves to be Mocked. If not for the infamous Video, than for the death of Elizabeth.
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SUPERBRAWL SATURDAY????, WRESTLE RUN AND YOUR T-SHIRTS ARE TOO TIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was fucking hilarious, espescially when Lex got completely owned by a t-shirt.
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