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Old 26 Mar 2006, 06:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Joanie Chynna Laurer, the star of "Illegal Aliens", "Fame Games" & "The Last Guy on Earth" is now considering an offer to star in a new horror movie through Touchstone Pictures this summer.

Currently Ms. Laurer is in Vegas filming for a new VH1 production and will be making the media rounds again this summer.

"Just Another Romantic Wrestling Comedy", starring Nicole Brier, Aaron Fiore, April Hunter, Don Frye & Joanie Laurer is looking at a June/July 2006 release.

Earlier this month Joanie filmed for an interview with Access Hollywood and the E! network about her new movie ILLEGAL ALIENS which opens nation wide this summer. Joanie has also been asked to re-appear on Howard Stern this fall.
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Old 26 Mar 2006, 07:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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First off, Chyna nude or clothed = ugh. Secondly, I will not waste my money on that transexual, nor will I waste 2 hours of my time. Finally, who gives a shit about it? Chyna has done anything for wrestling in about 5 years that's worthy of mention.
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First off, Chyna nude or clothed = ugh. Secondly, I will not waste my money on that transexual, nor will I waste 2 hours of my time. Finally, who gives a shit about it? Chyna has done anything for wrestling in about 5 years that's worthy of mention.
Not exactly...the train wreck that is Chyna and X Pac's relationship made a pass through the Surreal Life last year...

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Not exactly...the train wreck that is Chyna and X Pac's relationship made a pass through the Surreal Life last year...

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I was so hoping Mr. Waltman would end up on some kind of crossover episode with Cops w/ no shirt, and his face blurred
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I was so hoping Mr. Waltman would end up on some kind of crossover episode with Cops w/ no shirt, and his face blurred
Actually I'd think it would be the other way around, with X Pac bleeding profusely from the mouth and nose, Chyna running around with no shirt on talking to herself, and Pac telling the cops "...but I love her!!??!"

Tanya Harding and her post-Olympics career as a 911 comedy artist has nothing on Joanie Loves Chachi...errrrr, X Pac...

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I think chynas pretty...does that make me weird?


It's her elegantly squared jaw, isn't it?? Or is it her seemingly chiseled Adams Apple??



Meh...it's prolly her 10.5" dick, isn't it?? I knew chicks like bigger dicks...

Anywho...yeah...I'd guess that makes you weird... Not like I'm any one to talk, but...

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It's her elegantly squared jaw, isn't it?? Or is it her seemingly chiseled Adams Apple??



Meh...it's prolly her 10.5" dick, isn't it?? I knew chicks like bigger dicks...

Anywho...yeah...I'd guess that makes you weird... Not like I'm any one to talk, but...

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It's her elegantly squared jaw, isn't it?? Or is it her seemingly chiseled Adams Apple??



Meh...it's prolly her 10.5" dick, isn't it?? I knew chicks like bigger dicks...

Anywho...yeah...I'd guess that makes you weird... Not like I'm any one to talk, but...

Late.

Well she looked like a man before, but then she got plastic surgery and she started to look pretty.
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Well she looked like a man before, but then she got plastic surgery and she started to look pretty.
Hey...rock on with it...personally it's not me...caught it on Surreal Life and want...want...t...tt....te...ohgod...



....

...okay, I think that wave is over...

Anyway, yeah...rock on...



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Yes.... Yes it does.

And if you see her porn video and you STILL find her pretty I will personaly excort you to the nearest happyn farm, lock you up and throw the key. Or I could tie you up to a chair and make you watch 15 hours of the smurfs.

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And if you see her porn video and you STILL find her pretty I will personaly excort you to the nearest happyn farm, lock you up and throw the key. Or I could tie you up to a chair and make you watch 15 hours of the smorfs.
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^I don't know. Maybe a mix of Smurfs and Snorks?
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I swear I did not put that "n" in there.

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