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Old 17 Aug 2007, 12:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What's yours?

Mine would have to be from Redman in Fight For NY. Just before your fight with him starts he says:

Bitch, I'm'a rip your tounge out and lick my ass with it.



What's yours?

Late.
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Old 17 Aug 2007, 12:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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There have been a few that made me laugh like crazy over the years. Forgot what they were though.
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Old 17 Aug 2007, 12:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Gears of War.

Baird while eating food: We're gonna get dysentery from this shit.
Fenix: Tell Baird to shut up and eat!

There were some great lines in Gears of War, some probably better than that, but I can't recall them all.
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Old 17 Aug 2007, 12:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Alot of the things that the pedestrians say in the GTA games. I can't think of anything off the top of my head, but some of them are hilarious.

Some of my favorite Battlefront II Quotes:
(after seeing Vader) Throw an Ewok at him!
(after seeing Jango) It's Jango Fett! And he's brought his head!

Those make me laugh my ass off everytime.
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Just today in Madden I was playing the Rams, and I've never heard anything out of Maddens mouth that was so awful.

Bulger drops back and guns one right into the hands of Charles Woodson for an int.

Madden: "Well its official, Charles Woodson is the best receiver on the Rams, great throw by the QB."

Espn NFL 2k5 the guy trying to say Chris Fuamatu Ma Afala's name.

I hear my friends at random say Chris Moowho and I just bust out laughin.
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HK-47 in KOTOR was hysterical. Pretty much anything he said was gold.
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Old 17 Aug 2007, 06:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Just today in Madden I was playing the Rams, and I've never heard anything out of Maddens mouth that was so awful.

Bulger drops back and guns one right into the hands of Charles Woodson for an int.

Madden: "Well its official, Charles Woodson is the best receiver on the Rams, great throw by the QB."
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Old 17 Aug 2007, 11:27 AM   #8 (permalink)
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"stot tha game!"

I can't really think of anything, but I was saying a lot of shit last night
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Old 17 Aug 2007, 12:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Duke Nukem 3D had some of the best lines ever...

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Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!

[Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine]Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.

This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast... Uh... The best tunes in town!

You're an inspiration for birth control.

Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!

[singing horribly] "Born To Be Wiiillllddd!"
Its been a long time since I've played that game...I need to bust it out again...that was some good fun.
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"stot tha game!"

I can't really think of anything, but I was saying a lot of shit last night


"Invite someone!"
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It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum. -- Roddy Piper in "They Live"

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! -- Sgt. Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket"
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Old 17 Aug 2007, 03:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Duke Nukem 3D had some of the best lines ever...



Its been a long time since I've played that game...I need to bust it out again...that was some good fun.
Right after you enter a secret area where you see snake he says "I guess he didn't escape from L.A."

"Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark! "

"Your face. Your ass. What's the difference? "
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Serious Sam has some pretty funny lines.
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Old 17 Aug 2007, 07:31 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Gears of War.

Baird while eating food: We're gonna get dysentery from this shit.
Fenix: Tell Baird to shut up and eat!

There were some great lines in Gears of War, some probably better than that, but I can't recall them all.
That's a good one but I remember a few more.

Baird while standing in the sewer: There's room for two more,it's a fuckin party down here!


Baird: Oh it's bullshit someone here found out that Cole played thrashball so now they're all like "Oh ColeTrain tell us about that play again!" or "Number 82 sign my shirt!"


Baird: Ahh not again!

Cole: Dawg you know you love it!

Baird: No I don't actually!


There's more but I can't remember them all and I also love the Redman quote that Glue is talking about
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GTA Quotes:

Random Ped:...My Mother's My Sister....

Radio Station Chatterbox in GTA:LCS

Lazlow:Hello caller.What do you want to talk about?
Caller:Shaving!
Lazlow:OK...What about shaving?The wierd rash?
Caller:No!
Lazlow:What then?
Caller:I just can't stop shaving!

GTA:SA

Zero: As long as we have opposable thumbs, we will fight you!

Sweet Johnson: [CJ and Sweet are driving down to Grove Street during the riots] So who's the weird Brit?
Carl Johnson: What? Oh, Maccer? He got a little problem he can't control.
Sweet Johnson: What kinda problem?
Carl Johnson: He can't stop, you know, givin' himself a little bit.
Sweet Johnson: What, you mean he likes to consult Professor Hans Jerkov?
Carl Johnson: [laughs] Yeah, regularly.
Sweet Johnson: Spank the monkey?
Carl Johnson: Yeah.
Sweet Johnson: Take Palm-ela out?
Carl Johnson: Quit it!
[laughs]
Sweet Johnson: Burp the worm?
Carl Johnson: Enough, man!

Catalina: [shooting] EAT MY SHIT!
Catalina: [shooting] DRINK MY PISS!

Random Ped: Shit on a shingle!

Police Helicopter Pilot: We are the police, you moron! We got helicopters.

Cop: [while chasing CJ on foot] Hey, man, I just wanna talk!

Carl Johnson: [Getting arrested] Fuck you, po-po!

Female Pedestrian: [after being bumped into by CJ] Don't make me come out my face!
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