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Old 22 Jul 2007, 02:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Okay so I dropped the kids off at a birthday party, and I come home expecting to resume my reading...only about halfway through, the kids make it tough to read too much at at time as they typically are in need of regulation every half hour or so...but the wife's put the baby to sleep and she's sitting on the chair, reading.



So I thought while I wait for her to put the book down and snatch that fucker, I'd let you all know how the waiting in line went Friday night.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Goddamn I'm glad I brought a book. I showed up at quarter to midnight because there's just no way I'm standing still for more than that.

The line went from Borders' music section, past the espresso bar, down through to the scifi section, snaked back over to the computer section, wound through the ancient history section, wound back to the American history section, curled around the Gender Studies section, through the scifi section again and then formed the one straight part where we got the book and then hit the register.

I'm standing in line and reading and hear some commotion, so I look up. Three losers...grown ass fucking men...in fake cloaks with witches hats on...fucking grown ass fucking men with witches hats on...and fake wands...PLAYING in the store.

I was just like...you've got to be fucking kidding me...I mean it's okay if kids do that kind of shit...there were a bunch of 13 or so year olds there and a lot of them were geeked and shit, and I was okay with that.

But to be a grown man and dress yourself up like you're a retarded offspring of the Wicked Witch of the West?? Are you serious now?

So grown loser #1 (that's what I named them) sees me just looking at their lame asses, holding my book (The Exorcist ) and was like

"An evil demon!! On the cover of that book!! Expelliarmus!!"

And then he's looking to me for some sort of reaction.

I just kind of did one of these and went back to reading. The guy was like "Expelliarmus" again and I looked up and was like, "dude, go play with yourself somewhere else."

Some people in line thought it was harsh but most got a giggle out of it. I personally could've cared less. I just don't want some grown ass fucking man trying to harass me with a children's toy.

But about 20 minutes later some dude comes in from Wegmans, which is the very large grocery store on the other end of the plaza. He's walking through the place and like:

"Folks there's plenty of copies over in Wegmans and absolutely no lines."



Couldn't believe I hadn't thought of that. Wegmans is a HUGE chain of grocery stores in the are and they sell just about everything. Their books section is larger than some Waldenbooks or Scrantoms stores I've been in.

I got the fuck out of there like I was a Mexican in El Paso with JBL hot on my tail. Funny cuz on my way out, two of the superdorks that checked us into line were running after the guy, talking into their headsets, "ummm yeah, we've got someone from Wegmans in here, trying to get people out of line..."



On the way out one lady was like, "Wegmans isn't giving away posters like we are," and I was like, "I just want to get my book and get home before the bars close at 2, lady."

Turns out Wegmans did have the posters, too.

They actually had a big table just piled with copies. I'm really pissed at myself for not realizing they would sooner. I'm not sure why noone else realized either.

Too bad I can't see myself standing in line for a hotly anticipated book to release at midnight again...

But yeah...there were relatively few clowns in the line at Borders, and I found that comforting. Anyone else get it at midnight?

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Old 22 Jul 2007, 04:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Nope I went to Borders at 2 pm yesterday, and found a bunch of books sitting on the shelves. No waiting for me.
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Old 22 Jul 2007, 04:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You should have responded with " LOOK THREE RETARDS WEARING THIER GRANDMAS' NIGHTGOWNS!!! GOTHEFUCKAWAYAMUS!
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I have a hard time picturing you running around looking for the book.
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Are we talking about the new book or the new movie??
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Why don't you try looking at Glue''s post on the first page before asking stupid questions?



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I hate midnight lines....except for Madden release

Those are fuckin sweeeeeeeeeeeet.
buncha grown ass men drinkin beer and tossing a football around a parking lot.
Back home you would see some of the same guys each time...couple years back, this one dude was talkin bout bringing his son with him for the following year...as if it were a right of passage

The Madden lines are fun tho...beer, football.....occasionally some trivia and some prizes...and my god, all the trash talk.

I love it.

I can't see having that kinda fun waiting in line for a book.
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Early.
There's no stupid questions, just stupid people...who ask questions.

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i am sensing deja vu for some reason
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There's no stupid questions, just stupid people...who ask questions.

Late.

Me too.

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is this seriously the first thing that you've noticed as creepy????
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That shits nothing. Wait till I recap the Comic Con. You wanna talk about grown men acting like dorks

But the little cosplay girls kinda give me wood.
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But the little cosplay girls kinda give me wood.
Did you meet anybody?
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