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Old 30 Jul 2005, 10:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Great Phrases and one-liners from sit-coms

a couple of my favorites that comes to mind:

"Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?" -Different Strokes
"Norm!" -Cheers
"WE WERE ON A BREAK!" -Friends
"DY-NO-MITE" -Good TImes
"Up your nose with a rubber hose" -Welcome Back Kotter



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Old 31 Jul 2005, 03:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"Oh I'm sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?" - Rachael to Ross (Friends)

I dunno why, but I find that line hilarious.
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Old 31 Jul 2005, 10:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I always liked Al Bundy's A fat lady walked into the shoe store today....than he would insert a crack about the lady wanting something to make her foot look small. Always found those hilarious.
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Old 31 Jul 2005, 05:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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"My god I think I cooked myself!"..."Sinfield", Kramer was sunbathing, and he said that after he noticed he had a nasty sunburn.

Got it from a comercial.
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Any One Liner from Homer talking to his Brain on The Simpsons was pretty good.
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Homer: No beer makes Homer...something something...
Marge: ...go crazy...?
Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!!!!!!! RAAAHHH WABBA RALLAAHH EE OO EE OO EE OO!!!


Something like that. We have a beer bottle opener at work that says that
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Piss off Postie - Vyvian from the Young ones.

What a complete bastard. - All four of the young ones.
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Old 31 Jul 2005, 07:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Richie Cunningham: A shark? That is the *stupidest* thing I have ever heard!
Fonzie: Stupid, yes. Also dumb. But it is something I've gotta do.
Richie Cunningham: Fonz, you're not jumping over garbage cans on a bike. You're jumping over a shark. On nothing! On a couple of little skis! One little slip and chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
Fonzie: Thanks a lot for your support. Look, I was challenged. I gotta jump.



Not a one liner....but truly infamous

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"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"
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Homer: No beer makes Homer...something something...
Marge: ...go crazy...?
Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!!!!!!! RAAAHHH WABBA RALLAAHH EE OO EE OO EE OO!!!


Something like that. We have a beer bottle opener at work that says that
I have that beer opener


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*peter falls down stairs that he made into waterslide by just putting water on it*
Brian: I'm not gonna call the hospital cause you wont learn anything if i do
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