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Old 13 Oct 2005, 07:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
Wanderer
O-E-O
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And Starscream's ghost as "The Beaver".

Wrapup pt 1 "Jailhouse Rock"

** Most of the gang has been arrested and tossed in jail following Operation Hilton **

Stick : Hey let me outta here!!! GUARD!!! GUARD!!!!

** Stick rattles a tin cup against the bars **

Starscream : HA! How are you bitches gonna get outta here?
Randy Orton : How did they get YOU in here?
Starscream : They didn't i came thru the wall.
Hulk Hogan : Umm guys we're in a jail and well...

** Hulk looks over at Sam sitting on the bunk **

**Stick, Randy, and Hulk start shaking the bars and scream for the guards **

Dogcatcher : What in the name of sandpaper is all the noise down there??
Sam : Hey look it's DC!
Stick : Hey let us out!
Dogcatcher : I can't i'll get fired but your lawyer is here to see you.
Hulk : Brother we can't afford a lawyer.
Mac : Alright kids settle down and have a joint and we'll get ya outta this joint.
Randy : Mac is our lawyer??? We're fucked.
Mac : OK you guys are being charged with turning Paris Hilton into a dog...
Stick : You can't pin that on US she's been a dog for YEARS!!
Mac : Well tomorrow when I see the judge i'll tell them that and you'll be outta here.

** The next day after court **

Sam : Umm isn't the lawyer suppossed to be on the OTHER side of the bars?
Mac : Ah shaddap Sam stop gaying up the jail.
Happosai : Well well what have we here a bunch of jailbirds?
Stick : How'de you get in here?
Happosai : Humph! Kid I've trained under some of the best martial artists and ninjas around I can come and go as I please.
Randy : Well how are WE gonna go as we please?
Mac : In the bowl over there, just don't flush it looks stopped up.
Happosai : You guys better get some rest you'll be seeing a judge in the morning.

** Happosai squeezes through the windowbars and runs off **

Stick : Dammit how'de he do that?
Mac : Think we can fit?
Stick : Maybe Sam can, grab his feet Mac.
Sam : HEY LEGGO!!!

** Stick and Mac ram Sam head first against the windowbars and knock him out cold **

Randy : They don't make Giraffeboys like they used to.
Wanderer : HEY GUYS!!! You wanna see some naked chicks?
All guys but Sam who is unconsious : YEAH!!
Wanderer : Well i'de hook you up but it's illegal in ther good luck!

** Wanderer and Happosai climb into OEO's minivan **

OEO : Don't worry guys we got a plan.


To be continued.....
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Old 13 Oct 2005, 11:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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