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Old 08 Aug 2005, 11:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Announcer : And now PWF NEWS brought to you by the PWF News Team.....
Happosai the Anchor.... Wanderer on Weather....

Happosai : Sin is umm busy at the moment.
Wanderer : MOP THAT FLOOR SIN!!
Sin : Dammit guys i've painted the set three times, waxed the wood floor five times , made you all a lovely lobster newbuerg, raked the leaves, put the garbage out, did the windows....
Happosai : Think of it as job training kid.

** Stick slides across the wooden floor in his socks **

Stick : WOOOHOOO this beats being on the street.
Sin : No wonder he wanted me to wax that floor.

Wanderer : Tonight's weather is... umm just look out the damn window, what do I look like a weatherman or something?
Happosai : Our top stories tonight.. Hulk Is Job! hits 2500 posts with the news and Sin gets canned after a week scraping kitten off plates at Fong's House of Fumanchew.
Stick : WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ** CRASH!!!**
Happosai : Sin get the dustpan out it sounded messy.
Wanderer : Now the woman of the week.... umm guy's where'de my report go?
Sin : Umm I think I accidentally threw it in the garbage when I was cleaning the newsdesk.
Happosai : Now our hidden cameras at Fongs reveal for the first time just how Sin lost his job to a muppet.

** The monkeys roll the footage **


Fong : OK you two fite for job
Animal : Job ** heavy breathing **
Sin : Fight? With him? He's wearing a ripped tshirt and jeans and chains on his wrists....
Animal : have tie.
Fong : First you yell batle cry of Fong.
Sin : ok.
Fong : SAY WON TON!!
Sin : Uh Won Ton.
Animal : wantan...
Fong : WON TON!!!
Sin : Won Ton!!
Animal : wantan...WAn TAN!!! WAN TAN!!! WANTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
Fong : Good take tray to customer.

** Animal grabs the tray and runs through the wall **

Animal : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ** CRASH!! **

Fong : Ooh that no good we try someting else .. take cleaver and chop fish.

** Sin chops up the fish **

Animal : CHOP FISH!!!!

** Animal swings the cleaver down hard and the table splits in half **

Animal : sor-reey.


Happosai : Well Sin i hear they made Animal head chef there.
Audiance : GET A JOB SIN!!!!
Sin : Sigh.
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Old 08 Aug 2005, 11:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm really fucking trying to get a job.

Good shit as always.
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Too bad you guys don't have the illegal mexicans in Canada you could blend in and get picked up to work daily jobs for a few bucks.
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