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Old 11 Jul 2005, 08:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Happosai : This is PWF Entertainment Tonight for July 11 2005, welcome everyone.
Sin : We jut did a show yesterday. Are we on daily now?
Happosai : Nope we got a generous cash offer for tonight's show.
Wanderer : Cool.

** Stick comes in carrying a huge sack **

Sin : Is that the money?
Stick : Nope it's the mail.
Happosai : Let's see what's in here... Hmm Fan mail for Sin.
Sin : Hmm let's see... it says Get a Job Sin!
Stick : I sent that one.
Wanderer : Ooohh nudie magazines and a naked lady tie from fans for me.
Sin : Hey I got a tie too.
Wanderer : Is it a naked lady tie?
Sin : No it says GET A JOB SIN!
Happosai : Someone mailed me a thong let's see it's from Shakira in Brazil.
Stick : Wonder what else is in here.

** The phone on Happosai's desk rings **

Happosai : Hello caller your on the air.
Britney Spears : Hello there is Kevin on yet?
Sin : Who?
Wanderer : We have a guest?
Kevin Spears : Yeah me Kevin Fe...
Happosai : Ah yes Mister SPEARS come in have a seat.
Kevin : Sigh i'm not Mr Spears...
Happosai : When they merged the net worth how much did you add to Britney's according to the lawyer?
Kevin : A dollar ninety-eight in pocket change, a superball, this hat, two sticks of gum, and a dust bunny.
Stick : Mister SPEARS it is then.
Happosai : So you're wife is expecting, are you ready for the crying, whining, and bitching?
Kevin : You mean there's MORE of that AFTER the baby is born?
Stick : Good one.
Briteny : KEEEEEEEVIIINNNNN MY FEET HURT!!!! Come home and rub my feet!
Kevin : Good god woman even 2000 miles away on a talk show i can't get away from you for 5 minutes.
Happosai : Note to self don't marry.
Britney : So when will *I* be a guest on that show?
Happosai : We can pencil you in right after Bob Saget.
Stick : What the fuck!! When do we have Bob Saget booked?
Happosai : We don't.
Sin : Here Kevin have a tie.
Kevin : Oooh free gift.... GET A JOB SIN!????
Sin : GET A JOB KEVIN!!
Kevin : Sigh.
Happosai : Normally we'de take a commercial break here but the sponsors split again...

** Phone rings on line two **

Happosai : Hello caller you're on the air...
Gene : It wasn't MY FAULT!!!! ** Click!**

Wanderer : And now the Woman of the week.

** the audiance starts hooting **

Wanderer : Teri Hatcher in some topless scenes on a new DVD due this week i forgot the title let's just enjoy......
Happosai : News from the top honchos of HIJ productions just informed me that we've just purchased Thoughts from the Doghouse, The Little Letter, Carlito's Cabana, and PWF News for an undisclosed amount from a top person at PWF.
Sin : That's big news.
Stick : Guys hate to tell you this but our time is up.
Happosai : For all of us at PWF Entertainment Tonight... goodnight everybody.
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