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Old 10 Jul 2005, 02:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Happosai : Hello America it's time for the 2005 PWF Olympics.
Wanderer : That's right Master the torch will be coming thru the gate any minute now.

** 3 hours later **

Happosai : We've been informed that the torch runner got lost along the way and we sent a camera crew to investigate.

** The crew catches up with the runner who has been stopped by a woman in a car **

Side Effect's Mom : Put that thing out and get in this car RIGHT NOW young man! I told you not to play with fire!!
Side Effect : Awww MA!!
Happosai : So much for the torch..... anybody got a road flare?
Wanderer : Well the first event is the discus throw.

** Trevelbond gets set and throws the discus which goes over the fence into the old man's yard next door **

Old man : DANG KIDS!! I'll keep that frisbee.
Happosai : Smooth move Trev.
Trevelbond : Sorry.
Wanderer : Well since Dogcatcher was in charge of the equipment budget he only bought 1 frisbee so he could buy enough beer to take home so..
Happosai : Let me guess Trevelbond wins the gold?
Wanderer : Yup but we don't have any medals because DC bought beer instead.
Happosai : Well next up the skeet shooting event.
Wanderer : Umm Kevin was in charge of getting the guns and he waited til the last minute.
Happosai : So we're waiting 7 days?
Wanderer : YUP.
Happosai : Scratch that off the list.
Wanderer : Next up WRESTLING!!!
Happosai : Nope... nobody signed up because they wanted to use the PWF ring for it but we're going Olympic style.
Wanderer : Well then next the 100 meter dash and we have 2 contestants.
Happosai : Well 3 but Sam's Imaginary friend captain Ron got disqualified.

** The cap gun goes off and Sodagirl and Sam start off but Sam trips due to Soda tying his laces together and Soda runs a bit too fast and her tits bounce out of her shirt **

Wanderer : That's going in the other section!!!
Happosai : Our winner Sodagirl! What's up next?
Wanderer : Umm let's see all our water events were canceled because DC forgot to rent a pool.....the pole vault is next.
Happosai : Will the first athlete step up please.

** Glue takes a running start and the pole bends too fast and he hits the ground **

Happosai : Let me guess DC didn't get a pole and we had to use one of those foam pool things?
Wanderer : Seems so...

** Hours later **

Happosai : And Sin takes Boardwalk along with his Park place and builds a hotel.
Wanderer : Olympic Monopoly?
Happosai : Well what else do you do when the games get called due to rain?
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