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Happosai : Welcome once again to PWF Entertainment Tonight this is the July 10th edition of our show.
Wanderer : Welcome back everyone.
Sin : I'm surprised we're back at all.
Cruise : MRRPPHH!!!!
Stick : Wait a second...who left him here for 6 days?
Happosai : Well we all went on vacation and...

** the phone rings on Happosai's desk **

Happosai : Our very first caller let's put him on speakerphone.
Sin : Hello caller you have something to say about Tom Cruise being left in the studio almost a week?
Gene Snitsky : It wasn't MY FAULT ROWRRRR!!!
Happosai : It seems our very first caller is WWE's gene Snitsky.
Stick : I could take him.
Wanderer : So Mr Snitsky... what's it like working for Vince?
Gene : It's ok i guess. I got job security being the toilet paper holder in his office when i'm not on camera. But when he goes to the bathroom and misses the bowl and pees on the floor it's not my fault.
Happosai : That brings us to our next guest Mutt Hardy.
Matt Hardy : It's MATT!!!
Cruise : MPPHH!!!!

** Matt takes the sock out of Tom's mouth **

Cruise : Matt Matt Matt don't be so glib...
Hardy : Shut up bouncing boy.

** Matt sits on the couch next to Tom **

Matt : If you start jumping up and down like a tard i'm gonna shove an Edge action figure up your ass so the fans can shout " You screwed Tom " when Edge is in the ring.
Cruise : WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???!!!
Happosai : As I understand it you have a new reality show that you want us to show.
Matt : Yes as a matter a fact i do..
Happosai : Well we're NOT going to show it.
Sin : Hey Matt you seen Lita naked right?
Hardy : Yeah i have.
Sin : So who is longer?
Wanderer : Ick i feel lunch coming up.

** And now a word from our sponsor **

Vince McMahon : Is your job giving you a lot of stress? Do you hate coming to work everyday? Well come join the WWE...
Mailroom Kid : Hello Mr McMahon.
Vince : YOU'RE FIRED!!!

** Gene Snitsky drags the kid outside and throws him on the sidewalk **

Gene : It wasn't MY fault!
Vince : Work for the WWE and get fired and you'll have less job related stress. I'm Vince McMahon and i've got the brass to FIRE your ass!

Happosai : Welcome back everyone we're here ignoring Matt Hardy and Tom Crud...
Cruise : IT'S CRUISE!!!!!
Sin : In books we have this new review. L Ron Hubbard SUCKS and Scientology wasn't MY Fault by Gene Snitsky.
Gene : It wasn't MY fault!
Wanderer : Oooh it's THAT TIME!!!

** The audiance starts hooting **

Wanderer : Now for the Woman of the week. Sable when she posed for Playboy let's just enjoy these...
Brock Lesnar : BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Happosai : Well here comes our next guest Brock Lesnar!

** Brock comes in and sits down on both Matt Hardy and Tom Cruise **

Brock : BLAAAAAAAAAHH the couch is Lumpy!!!!
Gene : It's not MY FAULT!
Stick : Is he still on the phone?
Happosai : Seem that he is.

** The second phone rings **

Happosai : Hello caller you're on the air.
Sam : Hey guy I just wanted to know when i can leave Tom Cruise's house because I think Katie is mad cause I been not talking to her and she threw some ring at me and ...

** Happosai hangs up **

Happosai : Well we seem to have lost that call.....
Gene : That wasn't MY fault!
Brock : BLAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Sin : Well we're out of time already.
Happosai : Join us next week for more. From PWF Entertainment Tonight this is Happosai saying goodnight for all of us.

** the lights go down **

Brock : BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Gene : That wasn't my fault either.
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