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Old 06 Jul 2005, 11:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
Wanderer
O-E-O
STICK

And Starscream's ghost as "The Beaver".

Episode 3:4 " Road Rage "

** OEO is driving the guys to his new castle **

Starscream : Dammit why did they put the road the wrong way?
OEO : Cause it's England.
Stick : When i called Shotgun I thought I was gonna have to drive.
Hulk Hogan : We're glad OEO made you switch places.
Randy Orton : Hey that sign says PARIS and is pointing that way, let's go there instead.
Happosai : Randy you shouldn't say that word.
Randy : Why not?
Happosai : IT may hear you and show up.
Sam : That's gay.
Wanderer : That don't sound right coming from Sam.

** OEO checks his rear view and a speeding BMW nearly sideswipes the minivan **

OEO : What the fuck that blonde bitch almost smacked into us.
Stick : Get closer i'll yell at her.

** Stick rolls his window down **

Stick : HEY YOU BITCH WATCH IT!!
Paris Hilton : Someone in that minivan said my name THAT'S HOT!!!
Wanderer : Wow that is scary.
Happosai : Teaches you not to listen... Stick gimmie the newspaper.

** Stick hands Happosai the paper and he rolls it up and rolls down the back window **

Happosai : OEO get us closer and on target.
OEO : What you gonna do?
Happosai : Get closer.

** OEO moves the van closer and Happosai leans out his window **

Happosai : BAD BITCH TAKE THAT!!! ** WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! **
Paris : Wow look it's ME on the paper i'm being hit with THAT'S HOT!!!
Hulk : Dude she likes it freaky.
Happosai : Wanderer take that suit on the other window down and pass me the hanger.
OEO : Hey careful with my suit i'll need that for the will reading!

** Happosai unravels the hanger and reaches it into Paris' BMW and jerks her steering wheel with it **

Happosai : Take THAT!!!
Paris : AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

** The BMW jerks to the right and crashes hard into a telephone pole and explodes! **

OEO : HOLY SHIT!!

** OEO stops the van and the guys watch Paris pop out of the car on fire as she runs around in circles **

Paris : OW!!! OW!!! THAT'S HOT!!
Wanderer : Think she'll die?
Happosai : Nope, she's like a roach you can't kill it.
Starscream : Aaaaahhh I love the smell of burnt credit cards in the morning!
Stick : That's credit card?
Wanderer : Either that or all the plastic surgery done on her face is melting.

** Sirens start blaring and OEO guns it before the cops show up **
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Old 06 Jul 2005, 05:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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not as funny, but it did move the story along....hopefully the will reading part is going to be some funny shiot hooker!
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I like Paris...I'd triple Bag it and fuck her rich boney ass.....

I'm a whore dammit.....if she's willin to pay....I'm willing to let her ride
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