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Old 24 Jun 2005, 03:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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( Memo from HIJ : yes i know i said weekly but sometimes they come out early so here's your fix 2 weeks in advance )



Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
Wanderer
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And Starscream's ghost as "The Beaver".

Episode 3:3 " People Food "


** OEO's house the guys are getting ready to go to England **

OEO : Guys remember my wife just cleaned the place up, don't make a mess before we leave she'de kill me.

** The doorbell rings **

Sam : I'll get it.

** Sam opens the door and it's 3 Girl Scouts **

GS1 : EWWWW It's SAM he'll gay up our cookies.
GS2 : I bet he don't have any money anyway.
GS3 : Shit just sell him some nobody else is buying today.
Sam : What do you three want?
All 3 : Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies??
Sam : Are they made with .... REAL GIRL SCOUTS???!!

** The girls scream and run away **

Sam : I love that joke.
Stick : Ok guys we're almost set.
Randy : The Minivan is loaded.
Hulk : I got the plane tickets brother.
Wanderer : I got the camera just in case..
Happosai : I got OEO's Wife's bra....
OEO : HEY!

** The guys climb into the minivan and head to the airport and 5 minutes later the FBI pull up responding to a call and trash OEO's house looking for Sam **

OEO : Ok here we are everybody carry your own luggage.
Stick : I got mine, and Sam's.
Hulk : Wait a minute did we forget Sam.
Stick : Nope.

** The guys get to the Xray machine for carry on luggage **

Attendant : Sir!
Stick : What?
Attendant : There is a person in your carry on bag.
Stick : Don't worry he likes dark places I have his ticket right here.

** Hours later a knock is heard in the overhead compartment **

Sam : Can I come out now?
Stick : Sorry Sam, the captain has turned on the no gaying up the cabin sign.
Sam : Aw shucks... can I get some peanuts at least.
Stick : Sure here you go...
Wanderer : WOW that flight attendant is gonna make a nice addition to the Other section.
Hulk : Yeah right like you'll get her to pose.
Happosai : Pose nothing. He just joined the Mile High Club in the restroom with her.

** Stick glances over at a passenger reading a newspaper and the headline reads " WORLDWIDE CANNIBALS GO VEGITARIAN, STATE CANNIBALISM IS ALL GAYED UP! "**

Stick : NAH couldn't be.

** The plane lands and the guys wander the the airport when they see a huge mob of people**

Starscream : What the fuck is all that up ahead?
OEO : Big crowd and a lot of cameras.
Happosai : It's just Tom Cruise big damn deal.

** Tom Cruise comes up to the guys **

Tom Cruise : You "people" are in my way move or..
Stick : FUCK YOU!
Hulk : Brother you're too short to be trying that shit.
Starscream : You suck cock go blow Prince Charles.
Randy : You Vanilla Sky midget you.
Tom Cruise : Don't make me get all L Ron Hubbard on your asses....

** Wanderer shoves Tom Cruise to the floor and the guys start stomping a mudhole in him **

Wanderer : You won't keep Katie from the other section!!

** The guys stuff Cruise in an airport locker and proceed to thier rental mini van and take off for the castle OEO inherited **
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