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Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
Wanderer
O-E-O
STICK

And Starscream's ghost as "The Beaver".

With Special Guest Iron Mike Tyson.

Episode 3:2 " Samstruck "

** At the local mall OEO and Stick run into Mike Tyson **

OEO : OMG!!
Stick : What?
OEO : Look it's Iron Mike Tyson!
Stick : So?
OEO : We can interview him for PWF.
Stick : He won't do it.
OEO : Sure he will. Hey Mr Tyson, how about an interview?
Tyson : go away son you bother me.
Stick : Hey Mike you ever seen a CRISP Fifty Dollar Bill??
Tyson : no not lately.... so how about that interview?
OEO : Fucker.

** OEO drives them back to his house and goes in the backyard where the guys are playing in the PWF ring **

Sam : Ok Orton here I come.. 619!!!
Randy Orton : And he missed again.
Hulk Hogan : I won't brother!!
Sam : OOF!!!
Happosai : Hogan DROPS the Leg and the ref counts 1 - 2 - 3!!!
Wanderer: It's over the winner NEW tin foil belt champ Hulk Hogan!!!
Starscream : HA! Bet that's the last time Sam makes himself a belt he lost it in his first title defense.
OEO : Ok guys outta the ring.
Wanderer : Do Happosai and I have to leave the broadcast location?
Stick : No we just need the ring cleared for this interview.
OEO : Before you guys move sign this.
Happosai : What is this? And why is it written in crayon?
Stick : It's an agreement that Mike Tyson won't hit anybody or they can sue him for all he has.
Happosai : Phah buck ninety-eight won't go far this day and age.
Wanderer : Not gonna sign it?
Happosai : Nope he can't hit me, besides if he tried he'de be sorry.
Starscream : Bah i ain't signing shit he can't hurt the dead.
OEO : Ok that's everyone but Sam and he's out cold.
Tyson: hey why is this being done in a wrestling ring? i'm a professional boxer.
Stick : Well it's the only ring we have.
OEO : Ok everyone just about signed the paper so let's get started.

** An hour and many questions later Sam has come to and is taking pictures for PWF **

OEO : Ok now Mr Tyson, how did it feel to....
Happosai : Taste the mat during your last fight?
Tyson : listen i warned you earlier little man don't ask stuff like that or i might hurt you.
Happosai : Ooooh i'm shivering see HAHA!!!
OEO : Cmon Happosai stop asking him dumb questions,
Happosai : He's the one supplying the dumb answers, he still hasn't answered if Holyfield's ear tasted like chicken or not.
Stick : Sam how much film is left?
Sam : Not much more, Mr Tyson can you pose for one last picture so we can make a poster?
Tyson : sure should i put my fists up like this?
Sam : No just lay flat on your face on the mat like normal.

** Tyson rears his fist back **

Sam : No not a pose like that lay face down on the mat. I'm gonna call this one " You got knocked the fuck ... ** POW!!!! **

** Sam goes sailing across the ring, over the turnbuckles and onto the floor **

Wanderer : And it looks like Sam is out again folks.
Happosai : What a hit What a SLOBBERKNOCKER!!
Wanderer : Was that a Slobberknocker.
Happosai : Well no not really.
Hulk Hogan : HOLY SHIT!!
Randy Orton : Is it ok??
Stick : Who Sam?
Randy Orton : No, the camera I hope it's not broken.
Tyson : you got knocked the fuck out and i'm outta here... wait about my fifty bucks....
Stick : What fifty bucks I only ASKED if you've ever seen one.
Tyson : fucker.....
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