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Old 20 Jun 2005, 03:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Announcer : And now PWF NEWS brought to you by the PWF News Team.....
Happosai the Anchor.... Wanderer on Weather.... Forgotten Sin our Entertainment Guru.. and Man on the street Stick.

Happosai : Good Evening this is the Victoria Secret Fall Catalog...
Wanderer : PSST Master you're reading the wrong page.
Happosai : You don't think this baby is newsworthy disciple?

** Happosai holds the book open and gives Wanderer a peek **

Wanderer : Ooohh....

Happosai : AHEM as i was saying, tonights's top story Big breasted models lounging about in thier underwear posed for this publication..
Sin : HEY that's ENTERTAINMENT not news!
Happosai : Hey I'M the anchor here kid i'll decide what's newsworthy and this drivel is hardly considered news.

** Happosai flings a batch of typed up pages into the air and they scatter all over the room **

Sin : Well then if that's gonna be considered news i'll just..

** Sin pulls his chair in closer so he can read the magazine too **

Happosai : Well entertainment guru Sin what do you think of this one?
Sin : Oh that'll keep me entertained for awhile.
Wanderer : Oh we have the 5 day forcast in and it's going to be VERY HOT and on Tuesday expect scattered thongs with a possibility of of cleavage...

Announcer : Normally now we'de go to a commercial but all the sponsors for tonight yanked thier spots due to the um news coverage and fear of right wing religious nuts.

Happosai : While we three ponder the news let's go to our Man on the street Stick. Is he there? Hello??? Stick are you in position.

** The screen splits and Stick is nowhere to be seen **

Happosai : Well we seem to be having technical difficulties with our Man on the Street who seems to have well left the scene.. HEY no turning the pages until I'M ready Sin!!

Spear : HEY! What do you guys think you're doing on my set??!!
Happosai : Uh Oh it's Spear RUN FELLAS!!!

** Happosai, Wanderer, and Sin grab the catalog and dash out the side knocking over the podium and a cameraman and the news goes off the air **
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Old 20 Jun 2005, 05:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Lol, I actually thought this was the actual News thread, but this was way better. good shit HIJ.


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Old 20 Jun 2005, 07:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lol, I actually thought this was the actual News thread, but this was way better. good shit HIJ.


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You thought a thread started in Creative Writing by Hulk is Job was serious. Are you on some sort of medication?
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Old 20 Jun 2005, 08:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Actually if you click it from the main forums you can't tell who started the thread it just shows who either started or replied.

This thread was on the top of the page.
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Old 20 Jun 2005, 08:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah I know, my show sucks. Didn't type it this week because I've been busy.
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^I wouldn't go as far as to say that it sucks. It is certainly better than nothing.
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I never said it sucks I just thought i'de have a little fun with your set is all.
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