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If I was a celebrity:
I could get married and never have to worry about divorce because I could just kill my wife. I could steal millions of dollars from hard working Amercians and only have to serve minimul jail time at a minimum security prison. I could have sex with girls of any age and even if I want to video tape it that would be ok. I could pay off police to kill my rival celebrity friends and the cops would just cover it up. I could set fire to a venue killing over 100 people and then just blame it on the people who run the venue. I could drive drunk killing my friends and the people in the car I hit and then be touring 6 months later. I could run a marijuana & cocaine cartel and still be playing ball thatnext season. I could become a heroine junkie who gets busted every month by still have time to film my movies. I could have sexual relations with young boys as long as I have enough money to pay off their parents in a civil trial. |
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Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality You' can act just like fool People think you're cool Just cause you're on TV. I can throw major fits When my latte isn't just how I like it They say I've gone insane, I'll blame it on the fame, And the pressures that goe with Being a celebrity. I get to cry to Barbara Walters, When things don't go my way. I'll get community service No matter which law I break. I'll make the supermarket tabloids, They'll write some awful stuff But the more they run my name down, THE MORE MY PRICE GOES UP! Cause when you're a celebrity, It's adios reality. No matter what you do, People think you're cool, Just cause you're on TV. I can fall in and out of love, Have marriages that barely last a month. When they go down the drain I'll blame it on the fame And say it's just so tough. Being a celebrity. So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west To the land of fun in the sun We'll be real world bachelors Jackass Millionaires Hey, Hey, Hollywood Here we come!
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