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Old 13 Jun 2005, 04:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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err If I was celebrity....

If I was a celebrity:

I could get married and never have to worry about divorce because I could just kill my wife.

I could steal millions of dollars from hard working Amercians and only have to serve minimul jail time at a minimum security prison.

I could have sex with girls of any age and even if I want to video tape it that would be ok.

I could pay off police to kill my rival celebrity friends and the cops would just cover it up.

I could set fire to a venue killing over 100 people and then just blame it on the people who run the venue.

I could drive drunk killing my friends and the people in the car I hit and then be touring 6 months later.

I could run a marijuana & cocaine cartel and still be playing ball thatnext season.

I could become a heroine junkie who gets busted every month by still have time to film my movies.

I could have sexual relations with young boys as long as I have enough money to pay off their parents in a civil trial.
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Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You' can act just like fool
People think you're cool
Just cause you're on TV.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane,
I'll blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that goe with
Being a celebrity.

I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When things don't go my way.
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break.

I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down,
THE MORE MY PRICE GOES UP!

Cause when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on TV.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough.
Being a celebrity.

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!
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Kurt, who sings that song?
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