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Old 12 Jun 2005, 03:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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And Starscream's ghost as "The Beaver".

PWF JACKASS Special 1.5 " GHOST"

** OEO's house Sam is following Starscream all over the house **

Sam: Cmon Star help me.
Starscream: You're beyond help.
Sam: You gotta man you're my bestest buddy.
Starscream: Dammit Sam! We ain't buddies we ain't partners and we damn sure ain't friends...
Wanderer: OH NO he's quoting 50 Cent.
OEO: What's going on?
Starscream: The dead motherfucker wants me to teach him how to be a ghost and score a dead chick.
Randy Orton: That's sad... Sam can't score with a dead chick.
Hulk Hogan: Amen Brother.
Happosai: Whoohoo whatta haul whatta haul...... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Stick: What's with the old freak?
Happosai: NO HE'S DEAD!!!
Sam: So?
Happosai: You'll gay up all eternity before I even get there.
Starscream: Too bad he's also stuck between Heaven and Hell.
Stick: Why is that?
OEO: Unfinished business i think.
Sam: Nope they're fighting over me.
Starscream: Hey at least i got sent down for a reason, you can't go to either place until they finish.
Randy Orton: Why are they fighting over him?
Hulk Hogan : Is he special.
Starscream: They're not fighting OVER him. They're fighting over who doesn't get him.

** There is a loud knock at the door **

OEO: Come in.

** Mary-Kate Olsen floats thru the door **

Starscream: Heya Mary-Kate you here for some lovin?
Mary-Kate: Umm no I came here to give you an ultimatum either bring Sam back to life or we're thru.
Hulk Hogan: How's he suppossed to do that?
Randy Orton: Well he could umm....

** The guys ponder it awhile and Death walks into the room **

Death: Sam you're gaying up being dead and if you keep it up i'm going to lose my job so....
Sam: So....

** Death snaps his bony fingers and Sam returns to life **

Sam: Oh wow i'm alive!
Starscream: HEY NO FAIR MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Stick: Yeah now WE get to keep him.
Starscream: Well so much for that, where's my dead woman?
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Old 12 Jun 2005, 05:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lmfao. With a more upadated roster that'd have been perfect. Too bad OEO doesn't post here anymore
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Old 12 Jun 2005, 05:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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it's Better than the other, i'll say that. but still needs a new and slightly updated Cast.
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Not quite as hilarious as the first, IMO. I'm beginning to think this is just an elongated way of accusing Sam of homosexuality.

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Old 13 Jun 2005, 10:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Nah i could care less if Sam is wishing to host the Queer Eye show or not it's just a long running gag.

It wouldn't be PWF Jackass without Sam gaying something up now would it?
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It wouldn't be PWF Jackass without Sam gaying something up now would it?
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