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Old 12 Jun 2005, 01:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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And Starscream's ghost as "The Beaver".


PWF Jackass Special " Hanging with Ozzy"

** England...Osborn manor **


Ozzy: Ey! Sharon were's me painkillers?
Sharon: Jack swiped them.
Jack: You'de swipe them too if you had to listen to Kelly sing, my ears are bleeding.
Ozzy: Well I need me painkillers those PWF people are comin for a bloody interview.
Sharon: Where's Kelly?
Jack: I tied her up and gagged her but she won't fit in any of the closets.
Ozzy: Put the paper sack o're er ead so she don't scare them.

** Meanwhile at 2000 feet above England **

Stick: Dammit Sam stop gaying up the airplane.
OEO: Settle down guys the captain turned on the fasten saftey belts sign.
Starscream: AW Fuck the captain I don't need no safety belt.
Sam: Cause you're dead?
Starscream: I may be dead but at least i got a hot girlfriend.
Hulk Hogan: Brother Mary-Kate Olsen is a corpse.
Randy Orton: Where's Wanderer?
OEO: He wasn't feeling well he stayed home.

** Wanderer's house he's hiding under the bed.**

Wanderer: Kelly Osborn eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww not other section worthy ** cringe!! **

** The guys get to the Osborn Mansion **

Ozzy: Ello tere UURRPP!!!
Stick/Randy : WE'RE NOT WORTHY!
Sam: Am I worthy?
Ozzy: Stop gaying up being not worthy giraffe boy.
OEO: OK now we're here with Ozzy for an interview with PWF...
Hulk Hogan: Brother, you forgot the tape for the recorder.
Sam: He never was gonna put it on the board anyway it was all a trick to get to meet Ozzy and....

** The Osbornes glare at Sam **

Stick: Smooth move Ex-Lax.
Kelly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU TRICKED MY DAD!!!
OEO: OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A HIPPO!!
Sharon: HEY motherfucker she's not a hippo.
Jack: Yeah that's an insult to hippos.

** Kelly loses her balance and tumbles down the stairs and lands on Sam **

Kelly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: DAD!!! KELLY'S SINGING AGAIN MAKE IT STOP!!!
Starscream: HA!!! Bitch you flattened now!!!
Sam: That didn't hurt..hey why am I see thru?
Starscream: DAMMIT SAM!!! Now you'll gay up being dead!!


Announcer: That's all for now tune in next time for more PWF Jackass.

Ozzy: Ey wot's that? a Ghost In me ouse????
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Old 12 Jun 2005, 01:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I hated it.
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Old 12 Jun 2005, 02:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ummm... wtf?
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Old 12 Jun 2005, 02:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I was bored :P

Reading that Kelly Osborne thread made me do it.

I was gonna make a PWF goes to ECW ONS one but it was looking more like a cheap ripoff of the PWF WM one so i didn't.
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Old 12 Jun 2005, 02:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Not you're best work, but it's still good to see it back. if it was a bit more updated to current posters and events, it could've been better.
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Old 12 Jun 2005, 02:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Considering i don't have a fucking clue what everyone in the series is using as names now i'm sticking to the originals when i do em.

Dunno when the next one is gonna be anyway.
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I'm sorry, but that was just fucking hilarious.

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