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Old 03 Jun 2005, 09:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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*News-like Music plays as the camera zooms in on Spear, sitting at a big news desk*

Hello everybody, and welcome to this edition of the PWF news.

We will start this show off with today's.....almost.....top story. Joe Sun is back. Well, he was. He made three threads, one were the only thing he said was "fuck", one where the only thing he said was, "fags", and another where he bitched about the "fags" at another website. PWF News tried to get an interview with Mr. Sun, but apparently he was banned before our sources could get to the interview.


In other news, there has been a major boost in the number of threads in Off Topic this week, compaired to last week. Among those, were threads on Death, with the "Funeral Song", where you post what songs you want played at your funeral, and "Pull the Plug", where you post wether you would want your family to pull the plug, if you were on life support.

Trev also brought us the disturbing news, that San Fransisco affarently has a "Masturbate-a-thong". I would have read, it, but the first sentence scared me off. I apologyize, for not being able to bring you the news on that story.

Another thread that was made, was "Post your Desktop", where like the title said, you simply posted your desktop. There were apparently, a few PWF posters, who have the same desktop. When asked about this ironic turn of events, matmatitions stated that the odds were, "50-1". Exact numbers vary.


We will be back after this short commercial break.

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In the world of Entertainment, the "Greatest Band of All Time Tournament" kicked off. First round winnners so far have been as follows. Led Zeppelin defeats Kansas....The Doors defeats The Beatles.....Lynyrd Skynyrd defeats Phish.....Black Sabbath defeats Motorhead.

Also, Kurt, (aka John Wayne), brought us back to the 80's, with his memories of the A-Team, GI Joe, Mask, and the Smurfs.


There hasn't been any big achievements in the Arcade lately, but the most recent score, is a score of 18760 in "Sonic", by Joe the Wineaux.


Off the the always, Wild World of Sports.

The NBA lost a dear friend on Wednesday night. George Mikan, the first NBA Big Man, died at a Scottsdale rehabilitation center, 18 days shy of his 81st birthday. This towering figure, actually transformed the game, forcing the NBA to widen the paint area, and make "goaltending" illegal. He will be remembered by many. RIP to George.

In other sports news, Jamal Lewis talked about his prison term. He says he is going to use his past misfortunes, to teach younger kids. He also said, the ankle feels fine, and he is anxious to get back to the NFL.


We will be back after a short commercial break.

This segment has been brought to you by Burger King. Have it your way!


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Like last week, we will end tonights show with today's birthdays. Or should I say birthday.

rollman turns 31 today. Happy Birthday!


Well this has been another, very informative edition of the PWF News. I'm Spear, and this has been YOUR, PWF News.

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Old 03 Jun 2005, 09:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No mention of the Alex/XeR0 fight. I wanted to read the media's slant on it.

Damned BK logo. Just 1 day I'd like to go without seeing it.

Nice work though Spear. Very enjoyable read.

And I dare someone to beat my Yeti 1.5 score in the arcade. I dare them.
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Old 03 Jun 2005, 09:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I would have made it longer, but I don't have the time.
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concerning the Alex/Xero Fight, It was apparent from the Beginning that alex would be the loser of this fight. and his responses to it have been pathetic IMO.
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Yeah, I'm disappointed that XeR0 didn't get any props for whoopin up on Alex.
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Old 03 Jun 2005, 11:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Xero, Sam, You, and the Rest who owned the fool deserve medals for Ownage for making Alex look like a total ass.
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Yeah, the Alex fight was the #1 story.

That masterbate-a-thon sounds like a good event to me.
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Old 04 Jun 2005, 12:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Sin..When Have you ever owned anyone in WZ to say someone else got owned?..Basically sounds like you're kissing some major mod ass.
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I never said I Did. i said everyone who did. i never mentioned me.
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I didn't say you said anything about you doing anything..At least Alex put up some sort of a fight..Every time i see you in WZ you act like a 10 year old spaz..and then some mods say shit and you calm down and back off..So you can't talk about anyone getting owned.
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I didn't say you said anything about you doing anything..At least Alex put up some sort of a fight..Every time i see you in WZ you act like a 10 year old spaz..and then some mods say shit and you calm down and back off..So you can't talk about anyone getting owned.
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Sin always kisses up to the higher ups..Ask Any Vet..I've been around a lot longer then you.

But I ain't trying to turn this into a WZ thread..So I'll just stop.
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True, I haven't been here long. So, I too will shut up.
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Hey you forgot that I am taking over the Smackdown Versus Raw League, now in the Games and Technology forum. Hit it up.
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Yes, Josh is taking over SD v R...and in other news, later today he's going to take a shit, eat some lunch and then ask for a mod spot.

In related news, Sly is now free to bring back his Green Lantern banner...if the glory of it all hasn't totally been shattered.

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