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Old 05 May 2005, 01:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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*Outside is shown the Clippers stadium as the camera switches angles and shows Carlito in the ring with a mic*

CC: So this is Los Angeles!

*fans pop*

CC: The City of Angels!

*fans pop*

CC: Thaaaaaaa's not cooool...

*fans boo*

CC: You see I'm from a place tha's coool...The Carribeans! You..you people don't know what cool is...not even a little bit.....I mean you guys have a terrible actor as a Governor! If Arnold was here right now...I'd say "HASTA LA VISTA!" and spit in hiiiis face!

*fans boo Carlito once more*

CC: Luckily for me my next guest is from the west coast!

*fans pop*

CC: My mistake I most've read it wrong..I meant..east coast!

*Carlito smiles as the fans boo*

CC: Ladies and gentleman...he has his own column in CW that has attracted quite a number of readers including myself....so give it up for GDAWG!

*Jesse comes out to some Cool music and comes in and greets CC as he gets a mic*

Jesse: You know...I used to think California was stupid..but by the looks of tonight, looks like it's just Los Angeles!

*fans boo*

CC: You sir are very cool , I was thinking the same! Anyways, let's get to business, State your name....why you joined pwf and if you are coool or not...

Jesse: My name is Jesse, i'd prefer that you monkies not know my last name, security reasons. Ya know? I joined PWF simply because I couldn't get onto PW nomore. I can get into there now...but it sucks, so I choose to pass. Too many people, and the only person I know is Monica. Do I think i'm cool? Not really. I don't think I suck, but I sure as hell ain't cool neither. Ask the preppy bastards at my school, they'll echo my sentiments.


CC: aHH...I see....PW.....Dat's not cooool.Anyways, So I know this was suppose to be up this friday when you get your liscense...so how do you feel towards that...you nervous, you ready to hit the road....

Jesse: Wait. Hmm. How in the name of Colonel Sanders beautiful green earth did you know that. Hmm. I must've slipped up somewhere. May as well answer I guess. I feel about as nervous as I ever have, i'm losin sleep, I get the chills alot...it fuckin sucks. I am however ready to hit the road once I get it. I plan on going golfing this weekend. And I plan on driving myself there. Whatever. Bottom line, this week is hell, and I can't wait to get it the f*** over with. Is this network TV? Can I use the f*** word?



CC: I'm sorry the network doesnt allow us to use the word fuck....fuck that sucks...anyways...Yeah you said it in the "That's Coool" thread but yeah...wow it's that bad huh? Oh well...so we all well most of us know about the IWO/aLLI Incident....so tell me....what are your thoughts on Sabbah leaving PWF but he comes back to post abit?

Jesse: FUCK the network. I'll have to check out the "That's coool" thread. Dammit. Alright, the Alli shit was just a helluva lot of miscommunication. Then me overreacting. That's about it. Do I care if he comes back perma-like. Hell no. He can do as he wishes, and I think the site is better off with him here, but hey, once again, he can do whatever the FUCK he wants. So, Alli, err, Masque, if you read this, come back. You know you can't stay away. I realize i'm not the only reason you left, but whatever. Come back. Do it now! Also, this one goes out to all my homies in Compton...FUCK!



CC: This goes out to all my homies in the carribeans.....

*Carlito bites into an apple...and looks into Jesse's face...Jesse gets a bit scared but carlito spits in the camera*

CC: Das Coooool!Anywho....so how's the thought's column going.....so tell me a bit more about your project...you're working on.....I mean will we just discuss in here or hows it going to work?

Jesse: The thoughts column is doin ok, when I have time. I enjoy writing it most times, just some days, it seems like a chore. And those are the days you don't see it. I write it both when I can, and when I give enough of a damn to write it. Overall, I feel it's success has been great. I mean, we're in May, and I started this thing a long, long damn time ago. I think in 2004 sometime. I never dreamed it would be around, let alone still read by most, at this period in time. As far as 'Late Night' goes, it's a new twist on the interview shows i've been seeing lately. Basically, instead of using all one post, i'll just post a question, and the guest will answer in the next post. It's as close as we can get to a real live talk show on PWF. The co-host for this week is Sam. He should add some humor and fun to the show. Our 1st guest is Sin. Naturally, SIN is the first guest to any project. Then, we got the soldier man Josh. I plan on finding out what kind of hell a soldier goes through as well as why he's been posting very little lately. Then we have...you Carlito. I wanna know what you got planned for the Cabana in the future, what your thoughts are on certain issues and posters. But don't tell me here. Save it. You can all tune in and watch it unfold this weekend here on PWF! Wow, I sounded a little too much like a tv pitchman there.


CC: It's ok....*BTW don't forget about next week's cabana as we have our guest Spear on the show and he will tell us all * So yea.....This interview is going really good Jesse....So I don't wanna do the reverse question asking since the "Late Night" is coming up,I'll save it for then....I'm going to do something similiar to what i did last week...I say a Poster's name and you give me one word that pops in your mind...Ready...begin

CC: Stick
Jesse: Come back

CC: Rebel
Jesse: Just Cool

CC: Conan
Jesse: different, but knows his wrestling

CC: ST
Jesse: Rikishi

CC: Aaron
Jesse: Should post more

CC: Me....~!Carlito Cool
Jesse: The Cool Cabana man.




CC: Das coool..at least we got something for everyone.....
*Carlito coughs and as he does he says Joe*
So what did you eat for dinner last ngiht there Jesse

Jesse: Dinner? Aww god dammit, now I don't remember. Lemme think. Oh, Chester Fried Chicken Fingers. Good Shit. I love em. Only thing better, my beloved KFC. KFC mmmm

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Come eat with the cournel all the way in Yokosuka!


CC: Well I said I didn't wanna do the reverse questions but I think it'd be good if we did...you know to give the people a ..little preview of it...so if you want...ask me 3 questions....

Jesse: Ok, I got my 3 questions, remind me not to ask these on Late Night.

1. Why the afro?

2. Name your top 5 favorite posters here.

3. What did YOU have for dinner last night?


CC: Why the afro? I don't know...it's just cooool.But really I do have an afro like his in real life....it's prety awesome and I enjoy having it....Not many people sport the cool fro look so said to myself..."Thas not cooool....so I did...

CC: My top 5 favorite posters here...hmm...that's a hard one

1. Sin
2. Dev
3. Rebel
4. Trev
5. You GDAWG.....you're coooool

CC: And as for the last one...I had some reeeely good hamburger helper...!

CC: So let's get back on track here.....now I noticed you and that Serj guyhave had some PWFBeef lately...so besides him..who here has just really been a menacing pest as of late...

*2ND COMMERCIAL BREAK!*

Be coool like Jesse and Carlito...Eat Hamburger helper!

Jesse: Hamburger Helper is damn good stuff.

Jesse: As far as pests go, the, err, what are we callin em now? I'm gonna go Nash marks. Whatever. They're the most annoying posters yet. Totally oblivious to the fact that they suck. then they go into WZ and try to sound tough by being all :YO COCKSUCKA IM GONNA KILL U!!!11?1" Seriously, they should all play a round of chug the stuff under the sink. Besides them, all the annoying people have been banned. Shooter, Sikk, Ferocious, all of em gone. Though, I do talk to Shooter on MSN, and he can be cool, when he wants to be. If he came back, I would'nt care. Although he'd have to be normal, and not annoying like he was 100% of his time on here.


CC: I think the most hillarious one was the "STUPID MONK3Y C0CKL1CK3R!" line...that just made me laugh my ass off What are your future plans here at pwf...you plan to be here a long time and become a PWF legend or do you just plan to stay here short time?

Jesse: I really plan on stickin around for a long time. I'd like to mod someday, but I don't wanna get into that. Someday, i'd like to hit 20,000 posts, but i'm a long damn way from there. plan to help keep CW from being nothing but that forum without a post in a week. I really think all the people here are awesome, and I can't imagine leaving. I tried twice, didn't work. I was back in a day. I'd also like to make some kind of impact on here. Whether it be somethin I do, or if people decide to respect me, i'd like to make an impact here.


CC: Yup Jesse we all wanna make an impact of something here...some succeed....some fail....I think I fall into the "some fail" category....but well hopefully we all stick around for a while as well.....That'd be great like in 10 yearseveryone is still here...I think that'd be....cooooool....

CC: Well that should close out this damn good interview.....any thank yous to go out..any shout-outs..

Jesse: I'd like to thank the GDAWG's Thoughts readers for keepin it around this long, no matter how rare it tends to be.
I'd like to thank SIN for helpin keep CW strong.

I'd like to thank you Carlito, not only for keepin CW strong, but for the interview, its been a blast. We should do it again sometime. Just pm if ya need a guest.

And finally, i'd like to thank everyone here for accepting and I think respecting me. This is the best site on the planet and I would be hard pressed to stay away from it. Thanks all.

CC: Well thank you GDAWG! Pleaseure's all on this side of the Cabana! Stay tuned for next week as we speak to PWF's underdog Spear as he seeks recognition...but before he does he must pass the "coool" test....So I am Carlito..and this is the Cabana and I want to say a Goodnight! or a good morning to all you people ot there!
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Old 05 May 2005, 03:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Good shit as usual Man. damn you Jesse, now i want some chicken.
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Old 05 May 2005, 03:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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It was hard for me to post that picture..the whole time I was hungry for KFC..and still am
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Good stuff and we are officially two more weeks away from my shot on the Cabana. Now that, my friends, IS COOL!
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Good shit as usual Man. damn you Jesse, now i want some chicken.
Would it piss you off if I went with a Colonel Sanders gimmick. Then you'd have to look at the chicken in each and every one of my posts.
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Pretty good. Where were all of you guys when me and Oeo was looking for writers for the PWFWI?


this should be interesting when it becomes my week
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Makes me look forward to next weeks show.
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Pretty good. Where were all of you guys when me and Oeo was looking for writers for the PWFWI?


this should be interesting when it becomes my week
What was PWFWI?....and yes..it should be interesting..anywho

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PWFWI was the newspaper-like Thread from OEO and DC a while back.
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What happened to that? cause I faintly remember the PWFWI...just barely but yeah..
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i think the primary reason was because of what happened with Oeo.
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Pretty good. Where were all of you guys when me and Oeo was looking for writers for the PWFWI?


this should be interesting when it becomes my week
PWFWI was too good. If it was around today, there'd be 2 things to make my crappy column look bad.

And, it should come back.
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Never thought i'd be excited for a CW thread weekly again. I was wrong. *Nods*
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I finally got time to read this today. Great show you two keep it up Carlito awesome work love the idea, and you are coooool.
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