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Old 26 Apr 2005, 05:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Heeeeyyyyyy hooooooooooo. Yo. What's kickin'? I'm here to present you with my thoughts, Sam's thoughts, the only thoughts that matter here.

Let's begin, shall we?

First and foremost, I'd like to thank Gdawg for trying to post some good thoughts. Sorry bud, but they just aren't cutting it. Better luck next time. You too, Sin. Oh wait, I've decided that neither of you will receive a "next time" and are no longer aloud to post your thoughts in this forum? Why? Because.

On to my next topic, me. It seems that as of late, people are surprised to see that I am so "comfortable" with everyone here. Really, I'm not. I just don't care. That's why I'm so great... because I don't care about anything, and honestly, unless you've got the same genetics as me, I don't care about you either.

I'm open because I'm proud. How many people can say that their ***** is 7" long? More than 1" over the average length of males. Who else can say that they're hairy as a motherfucker and only 14? Honestly, I don't know... I'm actually pretty sure that there are a lot of people like that, though quite frankly, I'm the only one that really matters because I'm so damn sexy. I could rape women and they would enjoy it. I could rape men and not be called gay. I could run through the streets naked for hours and not be chased after by a cop. Because when they see these biceps, these pecs, this six pack, and this dick... they automatically know that I'm way better than them. It's just fact.

On to a new idea that I like to call Stock-Up and Stock-Down:

Stock Up- Me. Need I say more?

Stock Down- Everyone else that is not me.

I'm well aware that you people want to hear more, but I can no longer continue. I have places to be and people to meet with. Instead, I will leave you with nothing but the thought of my thick, long, hard, black gelled-hair sitting on top of my beautiful head.

Thank you.

Forever mine,
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Old 26 Apr 2005, 06:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sam you are fucking off your rocker!!! Quite entertaining though. Lmfao!!
 
Old 26 Apr 2005, 06:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sam to finaly shut you up. I have an 8.5" *****. No fucking joke so this will finaly make you realize YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL even thou your mom says you are. (no pun intended)
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Sam to finaly shut you up. I have an 8.5" *****. No fucking joke so this will finaly make you realize YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL even thou your mom says you are. (no pun intended)
Yeah... but you're Puerto Rican. You're allowed.
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Old 26 Apr 2005, 06:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What does that supposed to mean?
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Who are you to tell me what I can post!

Go shave your asshole some more.
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Old 26 Apr 2005, 06:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Sam you are fucking off your rocker!!! Quite entertaining though. Lmfao!!
That's no way for a mother of two kids to talk
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Old 26 Apr 2005, 06:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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What does that supposed to mean?
People that aren't white or chinese have bigger *****es.

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Who are you to tell me what I can post!

Go shave your asshole some more.
I am your homeboy... that's why I tell you what to do.

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This may be true... however, you are 17... I am 14.
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Hey I have to let loose somewhere! I try not to talk like that in front of the kids but I have had a truck driver vocabulary since I was like 12 and old habits die hard. Very hard.....though I suppose when my 18 month old starts walking around repeating me I will have to knock it off.
 
Old 26 Apr 2005, 09:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hey I have to let loose somewhere! I try not to talk like that in front of the kids but I have had a truck driver vocabulary since I was like 12 and old habits die hard. Very hard.....though I suppose when my 18 month old starts walking around repeating me I will have to knock it off.

bah gawd what would Alli say
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He bitches at me all the time about my potty mouth.
 
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I bet she never expeced me to read this.

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why have people been reading this thread all day??

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why have people been reading this thread all day??

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Kurt...don't be jealous of Sam's thread...that'll only provoke him into making more. BTW, that "shaving your asshole" bit was pretty funny, GDAWG.

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