Viva la GDAWG's Thoughts!

[GDAWG]

Holy shit dude. I am sooooo bored. Anyways, lemme explain about the abscense of a column yesterday. Simply, I had homework to do during study hall. And even though i would rather have been here, I figured i'd act mature for a day and do something constructive.

Now. On to this little bit of buisness.

Originally Posted by Bad Magick

I can honestly say that my suicide thread was an early april fools joke. I had originally italicized the words "April 1" but edited the post a few minutes later so that it wouldn't be so obvious. Yes, it was fucked up but I had been building it up for a few days. Everything I posted about my death, suicide, killing myself and any other death related comments are entirely false. (Although I must admit, hiding my corpse in a hammock for someone to find is a funny idea). Originally, I was feeling a little down and I still am to an extent but I decided to turn my angst into mock threads on PWF and that led me to create this prank. I am sorry for causing any worries, concern and for making Kevin want to report this incident. Because of his post I am now coming clean. Consider this my early April Fool's prank. Thank you for showing your concern and I am sorry for causing mistrust. This was however, a joke, even if it was fucked up so I do not regret anything I have done.

PS

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS

Dave you kniving genious. I hadn't laughed that hard in ages. You evil genious. I really didn't believe that by the way. That was the reason for my lack of a presence in the 89 different suicide threads you made.

Seriously though people. What in the blue hell is with all the frickin suicide threads. Alex, Dave (granted his was a joke.) You monkies gotta stop feelin so damn bad for yourselves and go to the Mall of America or something. That place would cheer me up. . Whatever, just quit being such downers. I hate downers.

Aww fuck it. STOCKS!!!

UP: Dave- For the above mentioned prank. God damn. He owned you all with one little thread. Good shit indeed.

down: POTM- Where the fuck did this go? I get nominated and then we don't do it. Sam you are such a tease. . Seriously, if Sam isn't gonna do it, someone else do it. Honestly. I almost had a reason to go to OT. . But now I still don't.

UP: Lantern- For finally making 1000. Took ya a long enough time. But hey, it's good to get that shit outta the way. Plus, you can call people newbs now and not be a hypocrite. The #1 perk of 1000 posts.

down: CW- You know what I just realised. I'm the only one doing anything in here again. Where did Alex's or DC's thoughts go? Where did Sam's thoughts go? Hell, bring back STICK's Thoughts! Seriously. I'm sick of being the only one keeping this place from going a month without a post. NOW MAKE COLUMNS DAMMIT!!!

UP: GVGCOAT- The tourney is going good so far. Except Vercetti is beating Yoshi . But besides that everything has been run well by Sinuyasha and it's been entertaining. Now... (insert crowd of people yelling "VOTE" here)

down: The Evil HHH gimmick- I killed it and i'm happy. That green was starting to burn my retinas. Plus I was sick of typing the puppies line over and over again. Meh, just as well. The gimmick may return in the future though...

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April fools

[Forgotten Sin]

Good reaed as always. Yeah, Vote Damn youse. Tommy Vs. Yoshi is looking to be a very close one.

[Nick Saban]

Hey, I'm posting in here. It used to be there were two people posting in here, me and Jiggy.
That's why i was the mod for a short while.

[Forgotten Sin]

Whatever became of Jiggy?

[Nick Saban]

I don't know, I think he left a week or two after I did.

[Forgotten Sin]

Shame though. his wrestling fiction was some good shit.

[Nick Saban]

Hear hear.

[Sinestro]

Thanks, GDAWG. Figured I would have gotten a stock down for fighting with Exo, but hey, it's all good.

[DC]

here still shows up but usually on tuesday, his work probally goes unnotice with the influx of columns in here...

P.S. I was referring to Jiggy

[Forgotten Sin]

his last post was on:

03-21-2005 04:51 PM

[Exo]

Originally Posted by Green Lantern

Thanks, GDAWG. Figured I would have gotten a stock down for fighting with Exo, but hey, it's all good.

no, you just get beat down for fighting with exo.