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Old 16 Jan 2006, 12:11 PM   #61 (permalink)
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I've always said that the mnute it becomes more of an inconvinance than a source of joy to write, it ends. While I was in class, it met those qualifications.

I have a few already in mind.
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Old 16 Jan 2006, 03:30 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Rewriting the Constitution

Section I: Congress

Article I: Congress shall be defined as the opposite of progress. It shall consist of 2 houses (A steakhouse and a jailhouse) whose primary accomplishment will be to cancel each other out.

Article II: All proposed tax laws must be at least the weight of the largest member of the Senate. If anyone who did not achieve a PhD (Pretty High Degree) can understand a full paragraph of a tax law, or half of another type of law, it shall go back to a joint committee.

Article III: In order to qualify for the Senate, one must be in possession of at least 2 dark suits and at least 3 qualities that will make him/her an easy for scandal in case the news can not find any real scandals to talk about.

Article IV: All members of the House of Representatives shall meet these requirements: See previous article.

Section II: The Executive Branch

Article I: The executive branch shall consist of the president, the vice president, and a heap of other people who serve no purpose that we shall mention.

Article II: Virtually anybody born in this country can grow up to be president. Anyone who doesnít grow up can be vice president.

Article III: The executive branch is to be shoved up the vice presidentís rear end (Turning it sideways beforehand is to be done at the discretion of the vice president).

Article IV: Requirements to be president shall include having a spouse who must take up a useless cause about which those who would benefit are apathetic, fluency in a language (not necessarily English), and a lot of extra time, money, and room in head.

Section III: The Supreme Court

Article I: The Supreme Court shall consist of 9 ex-lawyers who always use supreme gasoline.

Article II: The members of the Supreme Court will be nominated by the president and will be investigated by the Senate just to make sure that they do not look right to me.

Article III: Seeing as they donít read this anyway, the Supreme Court can make up their own Article 3. Yes, I used the real number. What do you intend to do about it?

Section IV: Amendments

Amendment I: Congress shall be replaced by the more efficient, entertaining, and effective fighting drunkards.

Amendment II: The president shall have the power to veto people as well as bills. In other words, all abortions need the presidentís approval.

Amendment III: Supreme Court justices will be selected by the same process by which people are drafted. For that matter, a military draft shall be permanently in effect.

Amendment III: Amendment III intentionally left blank.

Amendment IV: You donít look right to me.

Amendment V: Anything can qualify as an amendment.

Amendment VI: One of the words in this amendment is misspelled.

Amendment VII: Thou shalt not mess around with Jim.

Amendment KJ: Roman numerals suck.


This travesty was sponsored by Jonathanís Plumbing. ďJohn can work on Johnís.Ē

- ďThou also shalt not mess around withĒ Joe Little

PS In Soviet Union, Constitution guarantees freedom of speech. Only American Constitution guarantees freedom afterwards, however.
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I did. Remember?? You're just following me around acting like a little bitch posting after every post I put down because...well, because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

You're probably sitting there wishing you had a pic of my kids so you could Photoshop them onto something because that's all you can really do.

Sure...you can take a run at numbfuck SC or plainjane Josh or complete moron Alex or can't get out of his own way Boston...but I don't agree with you about Barry and it's "Rueben Droughns this" "weed that" "your kids this" "Look at me and my halo over my head that."

Whatever. First of all, you don't have any depth of knowledge about any of that stuff, so you're just talking out of your ass. Secondly, you wouldn't be saying any of that shit if Barry Bonds wasn't some roided up freak who you're in love with.

It's fucking gay. I have better things to do than deal with someone who can't even debate a point, rather changes the subject again and again to deflect the fact that he's dead wrong. It's what dumbass 6th graders do...


I honestly don't give a fuck about your opinion. Like I told Alex, they're just words on a screen. I can't believe you don't get that concept...but okay.

I mean...you're the kind of guy that thinks if you yell louder than the other person, you will win a debate. And that's not new either...I've pretty much thought that about you from day one...

I didn't want to put it that way, but since you want to press on...

Lame dude. Just lame. I have better shit to do. You probably should too...but I'm betting you don't...

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