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Old 28 Mar 2005, 07:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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While I have mentioned more than once that the national debt is meaningless, I thought this was funny. Every part of the government gets a sponsor.

President Bush "You got the right one baby, uh huh"
Dept. of Defense "like a rock"
Dept of State "Like Iraq?"
FBI "Kills bugs dead"
Dept. of Homeland Security "It's not morwe than you need just more than you're used to."
Postal Service "So easy to use no wonder it's #1"
Dick Cheney "Before you accept a quick check, check with me."
CIA "We'll leave the light on for you."
Supreme Court "Ba da ba buh ba I'm loving it."
Dept. of the Treasury "Yeah, it's that important"
Customs "You don't look right to me"


Did I leave out anything?
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 09:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Lol. Funny.
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What's really bad is that this was one of my first editions of The Little Letter and I'm having a bit of trouble with the disk I saved it to so I can't get the whole thing up there.
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Hey Neaux, you got anything for the Army, Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, and Air Force?
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They have their own slogans but let's see:
Army "It's okay, I had Subway for lunch"
Coast Guard "And I don't have to go right now"
Air Force "Think Progressive"
Navy "It's not delivery"
Marines "Get lost in a Reese's"

Dept. of Labor "Ten Million Strong and Growing"
Dept. of the Interior "It's everywhere you want to be"
Congress "When it absolutely positively has to be there tommorow"
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IRS "You're in good hands"
Dept. of Justice " Run for the border"

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