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Old 12 Mar 2005, 09:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Aight bitches. Seeing as no one's told me to make a thoughts column of my own, I thought I'd do it. What? What? Right.

Less get it on! First I'd like to thank me for being so god damn sexay. Also, I found my keys. Good job Sam! I've spent a whole week without my keys and I was about ready to cry. I have no idea how my keys got in my ass though.

I bought NBA Live last night n booooooooy does it rock! Actually, I haven't played it yet. But it rocks. I know it. I know everything. I'm always right. Except right now because I'm not always right. But that was wrong too, because I always am right. That would make me wrong once though, right? So I guess I'm not always right. Let's just say I'm right most of the time. like 95% of the time. Actually, more like 99% of the time. No, more like 99.9% of the time. Word.

Let's check how much water I've had to drink all day................................. 62 fl oz! What de feck!!!! That's 18 less... wait hold on... 80-62=... 79, 78, 77, 76, 75, 74, 73, 72, 71, 70, 69, 68, 67, 66, 65, 64, 63, 62, 61, 60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40, 39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30... 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18... yep... 18 fl ozs less than I should have had. Like seriously... what the fuck!?

Let's rippppppppp-off mr. GDAWG and give out today's TOCK-UPs an TOCK-DOWNs.

TOCK-UP.................... steak. It's good and unhealthy.
TOCK-DOWN.............. everyone.
TOCK-UP.................... everyone else that doesn't consider them everyone.
TOCK-DOWN.............. everyone that realized that 'everyone' was a part of the phrase 'everyone else' because they're not that dumb and they could ruin my plans of world domination.



WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?

That's right. Peace out yo!!!!!!!!
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Old 12 Mar 2005, 09:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You dissapointed me Sam.
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Old 12 Mar 2005, 09:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You dissapointed me Sam.
Why?
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I was expecting a better read for your thoughts.
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Old 12 Mar 2005, 09:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I was expecting a better read for your thoughts.
What is there to say about the forums that hasn't already been said?
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Old 12 Mar 2005, 09:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You talked about losing your keys, analyzed how right you always are, and then went way overboard on determining how much you drank.

Maybe I'm taking it to seriously. I didn't like it.
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Your thoughts are your thoughts. Unless you have the same exact opinion on something.
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Old 12 Mar 2005, 09:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You talked about losing your keys, analyzed how right you always are, and then went way overboard on determining how much you drank.

Maybe I'm taking it to seriously. I didn't like it.
That was really what I was thinking about at the time. But yeah, you're taking too seriously. Damn.
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Old 12 Mar 2005, 09:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Yeah, you got a point. The whole concept of these is to write down your thoughts, so why should you talk about stuff that you're not thinking about right now?

If you look at it like that, it's pretty good.
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Old 12 Mar 2005, 10:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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If you added the toilet smiley and added huge spaces in between sentences this thread would look exactly like something Prototype would post.

Hey it's my opinion
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Old 12 Mar 2005, 11:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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If you added the toilet smiley and added huge spaces in between sentences this thread would look exactly like something Prototype would post.

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i know you dont like me but i still love and respect you




i posted my thoguhts for all to see and thay includes you




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not beein mean, its juts how it is




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Old 12 Mar 2005, 11:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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^ Talk about timing.
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Old 13 Mar 2005, 10:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i know you dont like me but i still love and respect you

I like you

but you called me gay so I'm pissed off now
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Old 13 Mar 2005, 11:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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sam... i salute you for calling those piles of dung you typed thoughts.
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Old 13 Mar 2005, 11:16 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Meh..It could of been worse...










































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