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Old 08 Mar 2005, 09:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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evilgrin Hell, A guided tour!

Welcome to Hell, i'll be your tour guide today, my name is Jesse. Just like at Disney World (not Cali Advernture, we don't want to be associated with that crap) there will be no flash photography. Now, lets begin.

We beginour tour of Hell in Hell's lounge. Or, its proper name is, The Great Balls of Fire room. We have various acts from around the underworld. Example, last night we had John Denver live. Man that was Bad Ass.Tonight will be the comical stylings of Rodney Dangerfield with opening act Hitler. Hope to see you there after the show.

As we leave the lounge you see several massive buildings. Each of these are the living quarters of the hellians. People are divided up by professions. Over there is the Porn Star building. You dont wanna go in the. It smells like bengay, velcro, and rotten semen.

The next building is the lawyers building. But if you ask em, they'll lie about it. Thats just how hey are. Some things never change.

That big assed building over there is Satan's house, anyone wanna meet him? Okay okay, form a single file line, also, now would be a good time to get out any weapons you may have and sight them in over there.

Welcome to Satans house. Let me go get him. *Al Capone appears*. "Hey everybodys whatcha doin in my friggin house?"
"We're on the tor sir."
"Tour?"
"Yeah"
"Fuck the tour and fuck you all!"
*Pulls out tommy gun and blows away everyone but me*

That concludes the tour I guess. We'll see ya tommorrow, we hear Scott Peterson will be droppin by soon, so keep a look out.
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