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Old 12 Sep 2004, 07:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How to Tell if you are old or not

Similar to the one about gender. I think a few of you will be pleasantly surprised.

Question 1: Have you ever owned, a record player? A) Yes, and I found it enjoyable, because I listened to it at a reasonable level and I wasn’t on anyone’s lawn. Or B) A what?

Question 2: Who was the US president when you were born? A) I wasn’t finished, why did you interrupt me? We also had to walk ten miles, in the snow, uphill both ways, to get to the record player. The president was Eisenhower. B) LL Cool J.

Well, this question is completely irrelevant, but I included it because I needed something to take up space: this came from a practice test for the state’s exit exam. A bunch of pheasant live on a tropical island. A resort hotel gets built on the island. What happens to the pheasant population? I don’t care what you said, this is the answer: They are stuffed and served with potatoes and your choice of vegetable at the fabulous Pheasant Isle Resort Hotel for the low, low, price of only $9.99

This was sponsored by the Pheasant Isle Resort Hotel. “We’re fabulous.”
And by the Angry Old People Association. “Get off my lawn, you crazy record playing kids!”

-Joe “where’s the gravy on that pheasant” Little

PS In Soviet Union, gravy is main course.
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Old 12 Sep 2004, 07:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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