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Old 02 Sep 2004, 07:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default PWF JACKASS Season 2 Episode #3

Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
Wanderer
O-E-O
STICK
Master Happosai

And Starscream as "The Beaver".

With Special Guests:
Stone Cold
Dogcatcher
Hulk Is Job!
Roc-A-Babe

Episode #2:3 "The PWF Awards"

** The gang is driving around in OEO's minivan looking for George W Bush **

OEO: Guys this is stupid we're not gonna find Bush like this.
Randy Orton: We'll find him OEO i'll hock a loogie at him too.
Hulk Hogan: You said it brother, now gimme your belt buckle.
Stick: Don't you two start that again.
Sam: Hey guys can I come out of the glove compartment now?
Stick: No Sam, you'll gay up the minivan.

** Happosai and Wanderer are too busy holding up "FLASH YOUR BOOBS!" signs in the back seat at women they pass to say much. **

OEO: Hey look at that a PWF Awards show.
Randy Orton: CRAP I forgot to tell you guys we're suppossed to be there pull in i'll get the tuxedo tshirts out.

** The guys walk in and sit down. **

Happosai: What are these buttons for?
Wanderer: Beats me master.

** Up on the stage Roc-A-Babe is doing the award presentation wearing a sexy low cut form fitting evening gown. **

Roc-A-Babe: Before I get to the next award, you guys want me to take this dress off?
All the guys in the audiance except Sam: YEAAAAAAAHH!!

** OEO makes sure his wife isn't around. **

OEO: Yeah.
Roc-A-Babe: Sorry guys not gonna happen here or in the other section.
Happosai: Hey, give an old man a free peek won'tcha?
Roc-A-Babe: Sorry Happosai, only your disciple gets to see.
Wanderer: WOOHOOO!!!
Roc-A-Babe: His OTHER disciple, Wanderer.
Wanderer: DOH!
Sam: Where's the popcorn?
Stick: Dammit Sam stop gaying up the awards.

** Roc-A-Babe gets to the next award **

Roc-A-Babe: And for best Creative series on PWF the Nominees are... Dogcatcher for thoughts from the doghouse... Joe the Whinox with The Little Letter... Stone Cold ... and Hulk Is Job for PWF JACKASS!

** The crowd pops big for the last nomination **

Hulk Hogan: Brother why is Stone Cold nominated for nothing?

** Up on stage Stone Cold moves aside all his awards to make room for the next **

Roc-A-Babe: Make sure you press those buttons and vote now.
Starscream: HEY BITCHES!!!
OEO: Hey Star what's up.
Stick: What's wrong with these buttons?
Happosai: The only one that presses is the one marked Stone Cold.
Starscream : You guys are suppossed to be going to Washington DC.
Dogcatcher: What in the name of sandpaper do you want?
Roc-A-Babe: And the winner is.... Hulk Is Job! for PWF JACKASS!!!!

** The crowd goes nuts as Hulk Is Job! comes on stage and makes out with Roc-A-Babe as she gives him his award. **

Stone Cold: What the RIGGED!!!!
Happosai: WOOHOO GO DISCIPLE!!
Hulk Is Job!: Thanks all I couldn't have won this award without you....or without me.... and definately not without Roc-A-Babe here.
Dogcatcher: Curses foiled again.

** Dogcatcher turns toward the guys. **

Dogcatcher: I would have won too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids and that dog Sam!!

** Hulk Is Job! scoops up Roc-A-Babe and carries her offstage ending the award show with Stone Cold hopping around crying about a fix because he lost one award out of 100. **

Announcer: Stay tuned next time for more PWF JACKASS!!
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Old 02 Sep 2004, 04:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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nice work as always HIJ. keep up the good work.
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Old 03 Sep 2004, 09:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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fantastic stuff, HIJ......
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Old 22 Sep 2004, 05:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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and apparently according to HIJ, you are the gayest character as well
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