the smearing begins....the people speak out....and Oeo turns in his badge....

[Oeo]

Folks, let me tell ya why I'm doing this....hang on and I'll think of something, so don't let go until then....

I was born in a small town, made it big in a small town, and a small town's good enough for me.....I remember the floods that put high water marks on the local theatre, the rodeo that killed a bronc rider, and BF Goodrich closing down.....

I represent the little people, and with more than just letters.....I worked for the dog pound, so the children don't have to run and hide.....It's these small town values that I bring to the table.....you can be my friend, you can be my enemy, but you can't get rid of me.....I can't tell you enough how many times people have tried, unsuccessfully, to say goodbye and I've brushed them off....gnats, gnats they are, I tell ya.....

are you still hangin' on?.....good.....

I was a small town boy that grew up eating vegetables from the garden, hunting deer in the winter and shooting rabbits for my next meal.....I can skin a buck, I can run a trot line.....'cause a country boy can survive.....you want someone that can do the job?.....someone that knows what it is to really be one of the "LITTLE" people?.....or do you want a man from the local pound to be the bearer of this honor?.....no, no, NO! I tell you.....


I've come to the end, and I've still got no reason....but this much I will say.....I love the small town, and the small town is where I'll be.....

*this message paid for by the partisans for the badge of Oeo*

[DC]

okay you want ratings, i wouldnt' quote anyone that is against Bush, and has the name Cougar.

[Oeo]

I didn't quote anybody named Cougar.....

I'm not gonna stand for this.....where's my chair?.....

[DC]

ummm, yeah i believe there was some mellenchump in there

[Oeo]

ah....but his name is no longer Cougar......he had it legally changed.....

*hums Kid Rock tune on the internet*